#that’s all there is to it
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
sunny-porridge · 1 year ago
Text
Wind looked around the room to his brothers, down to his shoes, and back to his brothers.
“Sky, you got a lighter?” He asked.
Sky looked at him with an eyebrow raised and asked, “What do you need a lighter for?”
“My shoelaces are frayed and it’s driving me nuts! I want to burn the ends so they don’t get more messed up.”
“Oh!” Sky looked more closely at the worn sneakers and replied, “Sorry, I don’t, and none of us smokes, so I doubt anyone carries one. You may have to wait until we get home.”
“I will go insane if I have to spend the whole day like this!” Raising his voice, he asked the rest of his brothers, “Hey! Anybody got a lighter? It’s an emergency!”
“Of course!” Wild replied almost immediately, producing a small bic lighter from… the inside pocket of his jacket, to which Sky gave questioning look. Wild shrugged and explained, “I always carry one with me.”
“Well… I guess it’s good to always be prepared”, Sky’s uncertain response made Wild beam.
“Exactly! You never know when it will be a good day for arson.”
54 notes · View notes
l3viat8an · 2 years ago
Note
Also, I'm sorry for giving you two asks in a row, but I JUST remembered this and I needed to write it down before I forgot but...
Where does the headcanon that Levi has two 🍆 come from? I'd imagine it might have something to do with his seamonster-reptilian anatomy, but I honestly don't know and I just can't understand where it came from 💀 💀
-🦢
Nsfw cuz dick-
You’re fineee 🦢!!
‘n you pretty much guessed it! lolol
Basically it’s because his symbolic animal is a snake and the snake-like features in his demon form!
Most snakes and lizards have not just one, but two penises, called hemipenes and the monster fuckers of the fandom had fun with that wayyy earlier on so now here we are lol
56 notes · View notes
zeninsama · 25 days ago
Text
see i trust i can pull a good amount of blue lock characters bc i am one of the guys and can hang like one of the guys but i have a pussy
5 notes · View notes
terrifiedtrinket · 1 year ago
Text
Tumblr media
chubby cheeks godzilla.
13 notes · View notes
sylvies-chen · 2 years ago
Text
I feel like I just witnessed the death of kendall roy’s humanity. I feel like in that last scene all he’s doing is mirroring the guilt he used to feel (and is supposed to feel) but then he hangs up the phone and says “some people just can’t make a deal for shit” and that hardness and coldness is there in full effect and his whole altruistic martyr complex dies, if only temporarily, as he watches the screens declaring menken’s victory. his mind is a business oriented one-track mind now, because it’s what he needs to do to be the man on top.
so much of this episode was kendall standing around and thinking, as if sinking into something horrible and less than human. and then he talks to shiv about his kids, but also about his career aspirations and you realize oh. that horrible, less-than-human thing he’s sinking into is the throne.
32 notes · View notes
jamrroll · 2 years ago
Text
Random headcanon: Ayato loves blue cheese.
7 notes · View notes
1004tyun-archive · 2 years ago
Note
Please don’t put a man over the lesbian flag…
guys i’m not saying taehyun is a lesbian 😭 blueberry taehyun is at the core of this blog’s aesthetic and i’m a lesbian so i’m putting a lesbian flag on MY BLUE BOI
3 notes · View notes
parsimonius · 2 years ago
Text
psa to people: if you’re losing an argument and calling people babe and stupid and every other thing to be mocking because you are losing (whether you know it or not) you are actively getting laughed at. I won’t laugh in ur face, nor will I be rude, and instead informative, however you are being laughed at.
6 notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
Do not let them erase this. Do not let them tell you he meant "my heart goes out for you."
This man is the grandson of a Canadian Nazi sympathizer who moved to South Africa BECAUSE he thought the apartheid was just the coolest.
He has a gaggle of kids specifically because he believes his genes are superior and need to be spread to improve humanity.
He has thrown his support behind the neonazi party in Germany and the far right party in the UK, not to mention how far he's wormed up the ass of the Republican party.
He threw two sieg heil salutes back to back at the inauguration of the president of the United States and is trying to scrub the evidence off the internet.
Elon Reeve Musk is a fucking Nazi.
90K notes · View notes
Text
now that trump has tiktok, twitter, facebook and insta in his pocket, get ready for a massive wave of internet censorship. one of trump's greatest weapons has always been misinformation; it's going to become harder and harder to spread facts and criticism going forward. posts that aren't made invisible will be magically ignored by the algorithm. dissidents will have their accounts deleted and voices erased.
this is a suppression tactic. this is another stage of fascism.
74K notes · View notes
jandjsalmon · 30 days ago
Text
Fun Story to Share.
I got my (now 18-year-old) daughter into Ao3 back in 2021. I taught her she should always comment - even if the fic looks old or abandoned or whatever. She did.
Well - she got this email this morning:
Tumblr media
The fic was written in 2014 and essentially abandoned.
Bethy read and reviewed in 2021 (and was actually the only person who had commented at all).
Today in 2025 - the final chapter was posted by the author and this was her reply to Bethy’s comment.
———
Never question whether a fic is too old to comment on.
65K notes · View notes
meowthiroth · 4 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
46K notes · View notes
hussyknee · 29 days ago
Text
If I tell you this is a horror dance number it still won't prepare you. That last move was so terrifying even the judge was like "Let go! Let go!" If you told me they're actually possessed I'd believe you.
The music is a remix of the song Mere Dholna from the Bollywood movie Bhool Bhulaiyya, a remake of the classic Malayalam horror-comedy Manichitrathazhu. It's about a young bride that seemingly becomes possessed of Manjulika, a dancer of the ancient royal court whose tragic death has turned her into a vengeful spirit, one who evokes the wrath of the goddess Durga Kali. In the iconic scene that is repeated across remakes, the groom and his family discover his bride dancing in the dead of night in a manic, disassociative fugue, wearing a moth-eaten dancer's costume and a face smeared in kohl, ash and vermilion. She's hallucinating that she's Manjulika dancing carefree for the court with her lover. The upbeat music is deliberately incongruous with the pathos and creepiness of the scene in reality, especially as it crescendos in the bride's head to the moment when the king decapitates Manjulika's beloved in a fit of jealous rage.
This specific number is by the all-male troupe B Unique, performed for the Indian reality talent contest Hunabaarz. It's a modern fusion based on Bharatnatyam that turns up the creep factor by 200% and is basically a showcase of contortionism and synchronicity. One of the most perfectly choreographed and executed dances I have ever seen. Truly incredible!
The group is still taking their work across the world's talent shows. And yes, that guy is hypermobile enough to do that with his neck. XD
39K notes · View notes
never-quite-buried · 1 month ago
Text
Nope now it’s at the point that i’m shocked that people off tt don’t know what’s going down. I have no reach but i’ll sum it up anyway.
SCOTUS is hearing on the constitutionality of the ban as tiktok and creators are arguing that it is a violation of our first amendment rights to free speech, freedom of the press and freedom to assemble.
SCOTUS: tiktok bad, big security concern because china bad!
Tiktok lawyers: if china is such a concern why are you singling us out? Why not SHEIN or temu which collect far more information and are less transparent with their users?
SCOTUS (out loud): well you see we don’t like how users are communicating with each other, it’s making them more anti-american and china could disseminate pro china propaganda (get it? They literally said they do not like how we Speak or how we Assemble. Independent journalists reach their audience on tt meaning they have Press they want to suppress)
Tiktok users: this is fucking bullshit i don’t want to lose this community what should we do? We don’t want to go to meta or x because they both lobbied congress to ban tiktok (free market capitalism amirite? Paying off your local congressmen to suppress the competition is totally what the free market is about) but nothing else is like TikTok
A few users: what about xiaohongshu? It’s the Chinese version of tiktok (not quite, douyin is the chinese tiktok but it’s primarily for younger users so xiaohongshu was chosen)
16 hours later:
Tumblr media
Tiktok as a community has chosen to collectively migrate TO a chinese owned app that is purely in Chinese out of utter spite and contempt for meta/x and the gov that is backing them.
My fyp is a mix of “i would rather mail memes to my friends than ever return to instagram reels” and “i will xerox my data to xi jinping myself i do not care i share my ss# with 5 other people anyway” and “im just getting ready for my day with my chinese made coffee maker and my Chinese made blowdryer and my chinese made clothing and listening to a podcast on my chinese made phone and get in my car running on chinese manufactured microchips but logging into a chinese social media? Too much for our gov!” etc.
So the government was scared that tiktok was creating a sense of class consciousness and tried to kill it but by doing so they sent us all to xiaohongshu. And now? Oh it’s adorable seeing this gov-manufactured divide be crossed in such a way.
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
This is adorable and so not what they were expecting. Im sure they were expecting a reluctant return to reels and shorts to fill the void but tiktokers said fuck that, we will forge connections across the world. Who you tell me is my enemy i will make my friend. That’s pretty damn cool.
42K notes · View notes
windwenn · 26 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
This drawing made me realise that actually I love the comfort zone and I would like to go back into it. Also that I must draw more tigers.
41K notes · View notes