#that’s all there is to it

[sunny-porridge]

Wind looked around the room to his brothers, down to his shoes, and back to his brothers.

“Sky, you got a lighter?” He asked.

Sky looked at him with an eyebrow raised and asked, “What do you need a lighter for?”

“My shoelaces are frayed and it’s driving me nuts! I want to burn the ends so they don’t get more messed up.”

“Oh!” Sky looked more closely at the worn sneakers and replied, “Sorry, I don’t, and none of us smokes, so I doubt anyone carries one. You may have to wait until we get home.”

“I will go insane if I have to spend the whole day like this!” Raising his voice, he asked the rest of his brothers, “Hey! Anybody got a lighter? It’s an emergency!”

“Of course!” Wild replied almost immediately, producing a small bic lighter from… the inside pocket of his jacket, to which Sky gave questioning look. Wild shrugged and explained, “I always carry one with me.”

“Well… I guess it’s good to always be prepared”, Sky’s uncertain response made Wild beam.

“Exactly! You never know when it will be a good day for arson.”

[l3viat8an]

Also, I'm sorry for giving you two asks in a row, but I JUST remembered this and I needed to write it down before I forgot but...

Where does the headcanon that Levi has two 🍆 come from? I'd imagine it might have something to do with his seamonster-reptilian anatomy, but I honestly don't know and I just can't understand where it came from 💀 💀

-🦢

Nsfw cuz dick-

You’re fineee 🦢!!

‘n you pretty much guessed it! lolol

Basically it’s because his symbolic animal is a snake and the snake-like features in his demon form!

Most snakes and lizards have not just one, but two penises, called hemipenes and the monster fuckers of the fandom had fun with that wayyy earlier on so now here we are lol

[terrifiedtrinket]

chubby cheeks godzilla.

[sylvies-chen]

I feel like I just witnessed the death of kendall roy’s humanity. I feel like in that last scene all he’s doing is mirroring the guilt he used to feel (and is supposed to feel) but then he hangs up the phone and says ���some people just can’t make a deal for shit” and that hardness and coldness is there in full effect and his whole altruistic martyr complex dies, if only temporarily, as he watches the screens declaring menken’s victory. his mind is a business oriented one-track mind now, because it’s what he needs to do to be the man on top.

so much of this episode was kendall standing around and thinking, as if sinking into something horrible and less than human. and then he talks to shiv about his kids, but also about his career aspirations and you realize oh. that horrible, less-than-human thing he’s sinking into is the throne.

[jamrroll]

Random headcanon: Ayato loves blue cheese.

[1004tyun-archive]

Please don’t put a man over the lesbian flag…

guys i’m not saying taehyun is a lesbian 😭 blueberry taehyun is at the core of this blog’s aesthetic and i’m a lesbian so i’m putting a lesbian flag on MY BLUE BOI

[parsimonius]

psa to people: if you’re losing an argument and calling people babe and stupid and every other thing to be mocking because you are losing (whether you know it or not) you are actively getting laughed at. I won’t laugh in ur face, nor will I be rude, and instead informative, however you are being laughed at.

[rat-detector-fail]

it’s a perfect gimmick

How did i get into the situation that there is an entire community of specifically rat detector detectors…

Is this normal for tumblr? Does this happen to anyone else? Help????

I know evil blogs pop up from time to time but I’ve not seen something like this.

[texaschainsawmascara]

links to the donations mentioned

https://unrwa.org/

https://www.instagram.com/gazamutualaid

https://campusbailfunds.com

[cottoncandysprite]

Does tumblr know about the animation union yaoi yet

[ratcandy]

well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep

[gmarseln]

It depends on your goals!!

It’s also based on stereotypes; males tend to aim for a more muscular and bigger body for strength. Females, on the other hand, tend to aim for something that fits the beauty standards along with flexibility, rather than strength itself.

I don’t know if there really is any science behind workout routines separated by sex, but even if there is benefit to doing exercise “for women” i don’t give a shit. and i will intentionally seek out guides made For Men. because by and large, this is how the different video thumbnails shake out

[omegasmileyface]

realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"

[thenameisgul]

[sboochi]

One of these days the yearning is gonna get them both killed