#that’s a psychology joke

[the-ninja-legacy-whip]

Haha I wonder how movie!harumi (is there a movie harumi? Now there is) would impact the three lloyds. Since there was no great devourer in movie land I'm betting she's her normal untraumatized self and I wonder how show and legacy lloyd would handle movie lloyd actually getting along with her maybe even dating her

I, for one, would think it’d be tragic hilarious if it’s like a superhero situation where Movie!Harumi is super into the Green Ninja, and Movie!Lloyd just shamelessly capitalizes on that (complete with upside down Spider-Man kiss or something) because even though they may be on good terms at school, he doesn’t want to ruin her good reputation with his own for being Garm’s son and tries to keep his distance as a civilian

Movie!Harumi: Do you think the Green Ninja would go with me to prom? Haha just kidding…unless?

Movie!Lloyd: *whispering* Oh, bet.

Show!Lloyd: Uhhhh, no bet!!! NO BET!! CEASE AND DESIST—

Legacy!Lloyd: Only if you check her for knives first

Movie & Show!Lloyd: ???????

Legacy!Lloyd: …What?!

(…That, oooor it’s Meowthra that destroys her apartment+parents instead, which is still something she could blame Lloyd/Green Ninja for with a burning passion lol)

[awenavi]

Now Jazz has a costume. Have Dani as a bonus.

[sunlit-mess]

[shy-raccoon]

The damsel in distress slowly starts getting more and more unstable from the unaddressed trauma of being frequently kidnapped. One day they completely snap and the villains start being found mysteriously murdered with increasing brutality.

[equill]

Another Otsutsuki?!

we’re messing up the timeline for this one. (I lost this crack idea but then it came back… the abyss stare back and I jumped in.)

anyways, now some kids meeting the new kid

Panel 1: There’s something wrong here.

Comic 1: Attention.

they’re both in the same boat

Comic 2: Day Off (with confusion.)

he just a little insecure,, (kakashi still told him to get it together)

back to the future now

Comic 3: What. (huh?)

Panel 2: very tiny.

[mitskiluvr]

sorry i’m a megumi apologist because i, too, would lay on the floor crying and throwing up if i was just forced to watch my own hands tear apart my sister and the man who raised me

[stuckinapril]

Just a girl who wants to be her mother’s daughter in the ways that matter

[aphel1on]

WAS NO ONE GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A FUCKING ME HOY MINOY EVENT IN THE MANGA???

[syn0vial]

funniest part about the bounty hunter wars by K.W jeter is how palpatine thinks he's screwing boba fett over by hiring him to take down the bounty hunters' guild, completely ignorant to the fact that boba is a sicko who thinks making himself public enemy #1 of every bounty hunter in the galaxy sounds like the most fun he's had in ages.

it's literally like,

palpatine: that fool boba fett doesn't know that he is but a pawn in my nefarious plot to sow desperation and discord among the bounty hunters of the galaxy. he will be completely unprepared for the torrent of violence and retribution he is about to unleash upon himself. how wonderful it is to make a creature complicit in the workings of its own destruction! >:) boba, like 2 pages later: i can't wait to sow desperation and discord among the bounty hunters of the galaxy 😊 it's going to be sooo fun when my actions unleash a torrent of violence and retribution against me 😃 can't wait!

[jesncin]

Ma'al, J'onn, what are you doing? The pink pony club is not for fighting!

What would Chapell Roan say???

If anything it looks like miss Chapell Roan would endorse slap fighting,,,

Follow up to this,,,and this.

[throes-of-warm-tornadoes]

okay no offense but i’m not a fan of Five finding his “real life” dolores. like, that diva was literally a coping mechanism for him. a tangible reminder that he was so lonely that he made a literal piece of plastic his companion. i think the idea of it is sweet but at the end of the day i think that if Five did find someone romantically it should be someone that makes him feel silly and carefree, not someone that is a fleshy replica of an Apocalyptic Souvenir

[lost-in-frog-land]

Louis there absolutely is a bottom. It's you.

[ask-the-rag-dolly]

As a person who knows how to deal with trauma I’ve just been fucking sitting here and waiting for people to not be forceful and just

HXJXKLX I KNOW ITS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER BUT LIKE DAWGGG YOU DONT FORCIBLY PUSH PEOPLE TO THEIR PROBLEMS

Aaaaaaaaa I’m gonna lose it 💃

but the backstory crumbsssss

[hijinxinprogress]

Civilian Gothamites realizing they can get vengeance through Sword!Robin

Gothamites figuring out if they happen to mention a rogue treating animals poorly within hearing range of sword!Robin that rogue will be in custody with at least four fractures and a concussion and Damian being completely aware that like 63% of these people are lying but it’s the only way he can get experience with the nonlethal takedowns he’s experimenting with bc everyone keeps complaining about how he treats his opponents and allies 

Like he’s guiding a civilian to safety and they mention that “this would be the worst thing to happen to me today if riddler didn’t stab my fucking cat” and this civilian does not own a cat but they did own a car that was just paid off but riddler fucking crushed it with a stupid ass hot air balloon that’s shaped like a fucking question mark and Damian is aware of this bc he was the one that verified the insurance claim (but he’s been looking for a reason to punch Nygma in the throat since his last Arkham escape when he called Damian a moron)

And he also knows that if he plays along with it and says ‘as if I’d let that gaudy and tactless imbecile get away with committing such atrocities’ when prompted that he’ll get away with barely a slap on the wrist like he gets three half hearted but long lectures he’s not going to listen to and an online sensitivity training seminar he goads Tim into completing (Damian and Tim 100% try to trick each other into doing work they don’t want to do and full heartedly believe the other has no idea what they’re doing)

Bruce’s tendency for finding small crashouts at risk of becoming future rogues in Gotham and deciding they need love & supervision but what actually happens bc he’s so fucking awkward is they get almost the same amount of supervision just with like an hour of intense helicopter parenting a week but honestly besides that they just have more money and resources to do fuck shit

Tim 🤝🏾 Damian: using the manipulation tactics they learned from their mothers then later improved on with help from an assassin cult and bat/cape interrogation questioning techniques on the homies

[srisrisriddd]

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[jays-doodle-spool]

i have quite literally never been endeared by a protagonist so quickly

this was supposed to be a quick doodle but i just kept going