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nexus-nebulae · 1 year ago

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i need to be rolled out with a rolling pin

#that would fix my joints #no but like actually apparently one of the reasons my joints are so messed up #is I'm so stressed constantly that my muscles literally have lost the ability to relax #I'm just constantly tense #which is. actually crushing my nerves. and making it hard to move #so i actually have to use a roller thing for my muscles #but tbh i wanna be just completely flattened looney toons style #crush me #make me flat like a piece of laminated paper so i make a wlwbwlwbwlwbwlb sound whenever i move

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mousemilf · 2 months ago

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would u rather be turned into a vampire right now immediately or in 5 years? assuming your body stays exactly the same forever as the moment when you were turned, including haircut, piercings/tattoos, etc. 5 years would give u time to change these things as well as set up a lifestyle that would work for a vampire ie working from home or working nights, but it is also possible that your circumstances and body would change in ways you would not want as a vampire (illness, debts, aging) as can normally happen in a 5 year span. do you take the time to prepare, but risk this, or preserve your current state even w flaws....

#personally im taking the 5 years. getting tattoos covered fixing my teeth etc #setting myself up and saving a lot #this isnt abt aging lookswise btw. i have health issues which have progressively worsened w time and thats why its a pretty big risk #rolling the dice that my joints would hold up long enough in those 5 years for me to continue working to set myswlf up #but they might not! also you could die #ic

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spaciebabie · 1 year ago

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so like

#i #spacie scribbles #oh my goddd #so like . what if i helfd him in my arms #what itf i stroked his face while he purred like what if man #i think it would fix me #i want to hear his endo click as he moves around i wanna hear the various joints in his body creak as he moves #is that so much. im not asking for a lot here #oh my goddd im like gonna cry for actually #i love him so much someone PLEASE help me #i wanna hear him groan sometimes as he moves around b/c hes an old fart and his body hurts all the time #arrrrrguoooooooooooooooo

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bizarrebazaar13 · 4 months ago

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(terrible) innovative new idea: shapeling arts physical therapy

#james speaks #maybe it would fix me #one thing about my knees is they do not bend enough so if i stand wrong they get stiff and i experience the agonies #one thing about my elbows is that they bend too much so if i put weight on them they buckle and i experience the agonies #anyway maybe becoming rubbery could solve this by giving me exciting new joint pain

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letoscrawls · 10 months ago

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I just remembered Voltron and i'm full of rage now

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deeism · 1 year ago

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no one understands how badly i need a Really Good dee reynolds episode. a dee reynolds episode that just really gets inside her brain and digs its fingers in and reflects on the deepest and most vulnerable parts of her heart. similar to like. mac finds his pride or the gang carries a corpse up a mountain or something. the closest thing we have ever gotten to that is the gang broke dee in season nine and i have deep visceral personal feelings about that episode but that was like. a long time ago. i think she deserves her moment

#praying on my knees for a dee episode next season #i really think it would fix me im serious #i liked s16 i really did but it was not a good season for the dee girls #also i know the running joke is that dee never wins at anything #and if she does it always has to be a joint win with dennis #which is a whole other thing but anyways.#thats fine i just think it would be cool to see her win like Really win #not like in 16x07 like Really win #i love loser failgirl dee but i think she deserves nice things. occasionally #dee reynolds #iasip #it's always sunny in philadelphia

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kitsune-kaos · 4 months ago

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Too full of yearning & lustful thoughts to honk shoo or even hornk memememe

#it’s 2 am #I usually pass out just past midnight at the latest #I already jerked off #physical intimacy would fix me #a joint would also fix me but in a less healthy way that’d also keep me up another 30-60 mins #if only my brain would allow me to form the bonds and feel the feelings necessary for the physical/emotional/mental intimacy I crave

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arctic-hands · 1 year ago

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"hot showers are bad for your skin and pores!"

don't care I need to melt like the Terminator in order for these muscles to ease up and get any relief

#skin care #chronic pain #if I were a furry I would be a crab so then you can boil me until I'm red then tear apart my limbs at the joints. that will fix me I think.

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ratcandy · 10 months ago

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hello abled person writing a character with a disability. i see you are considering "curing" their disability in your story. before you make that choice, consider: why do you want to do that. what compels you to make that story choice. why would it be necessary. what is the narrative significance of doing that. what message do you believe you may be sending by doing that.

answer correctly or i'm opening the trap door beneath your feet and you're going into the spike pit

#clamtalk #obligatory i do not speak for all disabled people tag #but i've been seeing a strange amount of. ''what if we just get rid of [character]'s disability'' and ... hmm. So. Why.#Run by me why you want to do that. What does it add. Why do you think it would be ''better.''#like there are ways to convince me you're doing it for totally innocent reasons that do not include the word ''fixing''#i don't know. rubs me the wrong way when I see it #like full honesty in real life if someone was like ''Hey I can make it so your legs function properly all the time without pain #and your joints don't try to assassinate you ever again.'' Like fuck yeah I'd take that. cure my POTS while you're at it #but seeing it in writing/media... just. Hmm. Well I don't feel great seeing it #because what are You saying. By putting that in writing. What are you Implying there. And to what extent was it intentional.#anyway that's my two cents for the day

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cowardlycowboys · 9 months ago

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muscle relaxer save me fix me love me

#omg kiera no one cares #maybe if my muscles and joints get to relax my knee will fix itself #but what would really help is having normal working joints bones a body perhaps

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pilmyeol · 17 days ago

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considering ruining christmas for everyone

#by collapsing from health issues not just like. for funsies #i dont know whats wrong with me though ive been shaking super bad again i thought the salt tablets fixed this…#also my joints have decided they need a break for the holidays but thats at least expected so whats the deal.#would also like it if my knees wouldnt turn dark purple when i walk to the fucking freezer and back but i really only need to not be shaky #mine