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stargazingpsychotic · 1 year ago
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At this point I hope the next time will be successful, either in that I do manage to leave or I do something so bad it can't just be brushed off and I have to get any form of help since I cannot keep going like this
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crowlixcx · 8 months ago
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I’ll just go to head office and explain it all.
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bairdthereader · 15 days ago
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There's one in every friend group (and we love them).
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Bonus--Confused Nick is confused:
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tk-duveraun · 2 months ago
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SY transmigrates but the system tells him he's going into SQQ and he gives that a hard pass, so it drops him in the body of a little demonic lizard in the Endless Abyss and then says "well since you right want to participate, you're on your own" and leaves him.
Which, rude.
So SY is an Abyssal Lava Gecko. They live in lava floes and nest in caves made by air bubbles forming in the lava and then cooling enough to solidify into walls. They don't need to eat, they photosynthesize off of the intense heat, but if they do eat, they produce venom powerful enough to paralyze a heavenly demon.
They're also all of 4 inches long.
Nevertheless, SY starts cultivating furiously so that wren LBH gets dropped in the Abyss, he's powerful enough to survive outside of the lava without starving or getting eaten himself.
He succeeds.
Sort of.
He finds the crater from LBH falling in, conveniently for him, it's next to a river of lava. This is less convenient for LBH who is unconscious and getting crispy.
As a lizard, he licks LBH's face to wake him up. He doesn't wake LBH up, but ingesting HD blood pushes him past his cultivation bottleneck!
Yes!
He transforms into a human!
...
He's only 4 inches tall.
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semi-completely-original · 4 months ago
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"hey wasn't kaveh's birthday almost a week ag-" silence boy. time is an illusion, boy.
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wonder-worker · 3 months ago
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Wild how we know that Elizabeth Woodville was officially appointed to royal councils in her own right during her husband’s reign and fortified the Tower of London in preparation of a siege while 8-months pregnant and had forces gathering at Westminster “in the queen’s name” in 1483 – only for NONE of these things to be even included, let alone explored, in the vast majority of scholarship and historical novels involving her.
#lol I don't remember writing this - I found it when I was searching for something else in my drafts. But it's 100% true so I had to post it.#elizabeth woodville#my post#Imo this is mainly because Elizabeth's negative historiography has always involved both vilification and diminishment in equal measure.#and because her brand of vilification (femme fatale; intriguer) suggests more indirect/“feminine” than legitimate/forceful types of power#It's still bizarre though-you'd think these would be some of the most famous & defining aspects of Elizabeth's life. But apparently not#I guess she only matters when it comes to marrying Edward and Promoting Her Family and scheming against Richard#There is very lacking interest in her beyond those things even in her traditionally negative depictions#And most of her “reassessments” tend to do diminish her so badly she's rendered utterly irrelevant and almost pathetic by the end of it#Even when some of these things *are* mentioned they're never truly emphasized as they should be.#See: her formal appointment in royal councils. It was highly unconventional + entirely unprecedented for queens in the 14th & 15th century#You'd think this would be incredibly important and highlighted when analyzing late medieval queenship in England but apparently not#Historians are more willing to straight-up INVENT positions & roles for so many other late medieval queens/king's mothers that didn't exist#(not getting into this right now it's too long...)#But somehow acknowledging and discussing Elizabeth's ACTUAL formally appointed role is too much for them I guess#She's either subsumed into the general vilification of her family (never mind that they were known as 'the queen's kin' to actual#contemporaries; they were defined by HER not the other way around) or she's rendered utterly insignificant by historians. Often both.#But at the end of the day her individual role and identity often overlooked or downplayed in both scenarios#and ofc I've said this before but - there has literally never been a proper reassessment of Elizabeth's role in 1483-85 TILL DATE#despite the fact that it's such a sensational and well-known time period in medieval England#This isn't even a Wars of the Roses thing. Both Margaret of Anjou and Margaret Beaufort have had multiple different reassessments#of their roles and positions during their respective crises/upheavals by now;#There is simply a distinct lack of interest in reassessing Elizabeth in a similar way and I think this needs to be acknowledged.#Speaking of which - there's also a persistent habit of analyzing her through the context of Margaret of Anjou or Elizabeth of York#(either as a parallel or a foil) rather than as a historical figure in HER OWN RIGHT#that's also too long to get into I just wanted to point it out because I hate it and I think it's utterly senseless#I've so much to say about how all of this affects her portrayal in historical fiction as well but that's going into a whole other tangent#ofc there are other things but these in particular *really* frustrate me#just felt like ranting a bit in the tags because these are all things that I want to individually discuss someday with proper posts...
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kirby-the-gorb · 2 months ago
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sh1-n0bu · 2 months ago
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somehow, by some miracle, i ended up catching stomach flu and ive been having a GREAT time befriending the toilet seat and every bottles i could reach to read the contents of siNCE MOTHERFUCKING YESTERDAY GEMME OUTTA HERE MY ASSHOLE FEELS LIKE IM HAVING UNPREPPED ANAL SEX
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xejune · 9 months ago
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doodle idea: Bruce cookin up something good?
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he's cooking a mystery camping soup (no one but him knows exactly whats in it but it's tasty!)
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kiyomitakada · 28 days ago
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THERAPIST: —That's all the paperwork dealt with. So! What brings you here today?
LIGHT: My… My friend passed away a few weeks ago.
THERAPIST: Oh. I'm really sorry to hear that. How do you feel about it?
LIGHT: Well… awful? (laughs self-deprecatingly) I'm, um… I'm okay, I think. I haven't had the urge to hurt myself, or anything like that. But… I do miss him.
THERAPIST: Would you like to talk about him?
LIGHT (INTERNALLY): This is a campus-licensed therapist and shouldn't leak any information to my father or the rest of the task force, but I can't let myself off guard and spill anything. Light Yagami is grieving his friend right now, so it's only natural he'd say…
LIGHT: N-not really. No. Can we… just skip to the evaluation part?
THERAPIST: Of course.
LIGHT (INTERNALLY): Heh. So easy… Almost too easy.
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nipuni · 1 year ago
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Doctor Who report! We finished S8 and we loved it, Twelve is great! This season started really strong for us, we loved "Listen" and there were many fun episodes!! sadly the "kill the moon" episode also happened and it was such a mess that we are going to pretend it never did lmao I'd rather talk about what I loved instead and that is Missy!! HELLO?? I always enjoy The Master so this was such a treat!! I love her I hope she comes back next season!! Clara's and Danny's character development on the other hand we didn't enjoy as much and we felt it kind of went downhill since the moon episode but I'm curious to see where Clara's arc is going from here. I love Capaldi so damn much!! Also the 60 anniversary special is coming out tomorrow and we are so excited!! 😭 I need to draw so many things about this show already but things keep getting in the way AAA I have a ton of deadlines, a few events to attend to and a trip on top of it all next week so I'm losing my mind but I will have some art and stuff to share soon I promise!! I hope you are all doing well, I love reading your comments and opinions and I'm very grateful for the messages!!
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bitchfitch · 3 months ago
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does anyone have tips/advice for someone who's like. Neutral on dogs but needs a service dog? I don't dislike them, I'm definitely more of a cat or fish person, but I've never had a dog that weighed more than 15lbs and he was more my parents dog than anything else and so I'm. A bit out of my depth when it comes to evaluating breeders and puppies and trainers and what to get and what to not get etc etc etc
(I'm specifically looking for a mobility and cardiac alert dog, so a Bernese Mountain Dog, Newfoundland (the ideal tbh), saint bernard etc)
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unopenablebox · 19 days ago
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maaay also have picked out engagement rings.... we're sitting on it for a week to think about it but we did reserve stones 😌
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rise-my-angel · 8 months ago
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what kind of k!nks do you think jon snow has?
General ones are hair pulling (both his hair being pulled and pulling his lovers hair), giving instead of receiving especially with oral, lots of eye contact and physical skin to skin contact.
This ones not as much a kink, but if Jon can't kiss you for at least 60% of any sexual encounter, he will get needy to do so like hes about to die.
More filthy ones though? While he is a soft dom he 100% prefers to be in charge.
He loves denying his lover an orgasm and being overall incredibly teasing to rile them up for long periods of time.
Hes a bit into the idea of being caught fucking you in public or open spaces
He has a nearly insatiable and feral breeding kink he cannot fuck you without obsessing over the idea of getting you pregnant.
Even though he doesn't quite realize it he is kind of into his partner being obedient. He doesnt want a brat, he wants you to be polite patient and just listen to him and be good. He will reward you way more for being obedient then he would if you're bratty at all. Which is when he denies you orgasms more, the longer you're bratty the more he denies you orgasms until you're good for him again. Which also ties heavily into him being way more dominant then he gives off.
Jon also gets off on a bit of innocence in his lover. He doesn't want to be dirty talked or seduced or have a show put on. He wants raw emotions and he likes it better when you're needing genuine and desperate then debauched and greedy. He takes sex very seriously he doesn't want it to be hot and steamy, he wants it to be passionate and raw in his heart.
He also does not wish to admit that he thinks about fucking your ass way more then he knows is appropriate. Also every time his eyes drift to your tits, guaranteed part of him is fantasizing about sliding his cock between and fucking them too.
Also Jon is strong as hell and loves being able to just move you the way he wants. He will never hurt you and he likes a bit of rougher foreplay to work you both up but he also loves using that strength to slow everything down to simmer your urgency and make you to let him fuck you nice and slow.
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helpimstuckposting · 3 months ago
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petitcanard · 1 year ago
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In celebration that shipment has been completed, I want to share my part in @founders-tarot-zine stunning project!
As an introductory piece for the deck I got young Madara Uchiha for the Major Arcana card “The Fool” 💫
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