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we're running out of time to fuck it we ball....

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do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times

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TRUE CRIME PODCASTER: *in the same cadence you would tell a preschooler a bedtime story* ...and this guy was kinda freakin gross! He would hang his victims on meat hooks in his shack! I'm not gonna lie guys, that sounds pretty icky! Major red flag moment, LOL! But do you know who WOULDNT send you human organs? Our sponsor, HelloFresh!

LOST MEDIA YOUTUBER: *in the same cadence you would issue a debriefing on a terrorist attack* Number 7. The Oonglydoomples. *scary transition sound to slowed down footage of a kids show with a crt filter over it* The Oonglydoomples was a kids show on Nick Jr that ran from 2001 to 2003 that was about Jake Oonglydoomple's adventures in the big city. Only one episode of it has ever surfaced online. We have tried to get into contact with the shows creator, Mark Wankencock, but we've had no luck. Maybe someday, we'll all oonglydoomp once again.

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character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

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Love seeing something from TikTok and going “girlie that is literally what led to the downfall of the Papal States”

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American dipper (Cinclus mexicanus)

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"how can m/f ships be good-" first of all through the power of bisexuality anything is possible so write that down. second of all if we start othering ships based on gender and nothing else we're no better than the opposition. third of all you need to watch more addams family

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In the Spitfire AU, assuming Zuko DOES go to the SWT, what does that interaction look like since he's no longer obsessed with finding the Avatar? I.e. is he nicer or just have a different bearing? What do Katara et al think of him?

Zuko needs to play a part in the war game if he wants Lu Ten II to be safe. That being said, the Southern Water Tribe is isolated, and there are no other Fire Nation ships nearby. So he doesn't need to go full Angry Disgraced Prince on a dying tribe. Which is nice and dandy because the spirit light left him feeling off his feet.

So he's quieter, restrained, and rather threatening.

(He has a kid to protect and doesn't know if there's going to be a fight or not. So he's coiled and ready to attack at any possible threat. He still lowers his voice and is respectful towards the women and children of the tribe—it's not them he fears, after all.)

Zuko forbids Spitfire from coming with him because, well, he doesn't know what he's going to face down there. Is the Avatar back? What are they like? Would he have to fight the strongest being on the planet (even if he really, really doesn't want to)?

But Ten Ten has a lot of practice in sneaking out to places he shouldn't be in. He's a curious kid, and has terrible (or great) timing.

(The Tribe understands, once the initial terror washes off. They notice when a small child—young as their youngest—runs off the ship and hugs his legs with a beam. They notice the fear on the Prince's face when the kid rushes on to talk and befriend their own. A fear they're all familiar with.)

(Direwolves are protective over their young. They are fearsome because no one dares approach a bloodthirsty beast and take a look at what it's protecting.)

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A Bug’s Life, 1998

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mothRAAAAAAAAAAA

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It's very weird to me that people will talk about the scene in "The Awakening" as if Zuko is dumping his trauma on Mai, when what he says is like, incredibly subdued and dancing around the actual issue. I also had someone tell me today that he was "probably venting the whole time" during the journey, and the thing is, I very much doubt that considering the context.

Not only is Mai the one who prompts the conversation by asking him if he is cold - because she noticed something was wrong and that being out on deck at night was unusual - but what Zuko says sounds like he actually hasn't said anything about going home before this point.

I've got a lot on my mind. It's been so long, over three years since I was home. I wonder what's changed. I wonder how I've changed.

He doesn't even talk about the real issues, just vaguely says that it's been a long time and he wonders if anything has "changed." Of course, the audience knows, because of what happened in the caves, that Zuko is starting to realize that he made a mistake by choosing to come home. The audience also knows that Zuko has started to realize that what his father did to him was something he did not deserve, which also means that it wasn't about his honor, which also means Ozai might hurt him again even if Zuko comes home victorious. But Zuko doesn't actually say any of that. What he says is actually very similar to what he said in the war meeting to Ozai when asked how to defeat the earth kingdom. It's a neutral statement that is masking what Zuko really wants to say. Which implies that Zuko hasn't talked about it before, and doesn't know how Mai will react to it, has reason to believe she might turn on him if he were to voice the things he voiced to Katara in the caves.

So the idea that Mai shutting him down is like, the result of her having to listen to it the whole trip (which isn't an excuse in the first place) is just obviously not true. And if Zuko was testing the waters to gage her reaction, she pretty much proved that she wasn't a safe person for him to confide in with her dismissive response.

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6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

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tormented girl fall

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SONIC MOVIE 3 SPOILERS//

I still can’t believe Eggman just came out like that