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Current fandom pet peeve is the widespread misconception and use of the word deadpan. It's not a tone of voice; it's a style of delivery used for humor; it's a type of joke. Anyway, driving me nuts how many authors are using deadpan when they actually mean flat or nonplussed.
#fandom I'm judging you#afaik it refers to#flintlock guns which have priming pans#a small amount of fine gunpowder#in the flash pan#then ignites the main charge#do you get a small sizzle pop#before the loud bag#if you forget the primer#the pan is dead#do you're waiting for the bang#which doesn't come#deadpan delivery is when you#make an absurd comment#sound so sincere#that there's a delay#before your audience#realizes it's a joke
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now more than ever I think it's important for people to remember that puberty blockers *were* the compromise position.
if you start from a position that trans people should have equal rights in society, then it becomes obvious that all the faux concern about "irreversible changes" is utter bs, because puberty itself is irreversible, and these people want all trans people to be forced to go through the wrong one
the people calling for our healthcare to be banned don't give a single solitary fuck about the "irreversible changes" that they want every single trans person to be forcibly subjected to
#transmisogyny#transphobia#trans rights#cis kids aren't forced to take puberty blockers just in case they “might be trans”#trans kids shouldn't be forced to have their correct puberty delayed just in case they “might actually be cis”
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if your flight ever gets delayed cause I;m out here grabbin em all hohohohohoho puttin em in my pockets hahahaha
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An alternate universe where The Archivist forgets to top up his oyster card and misses the train
#him having to get public transport is so funny to me for some reason#like does he pay?? does he get pissed off when his train gets delayed?? i need answers!!#the magnus archives#tma#the magnus protocol#tmp#tmagp#tmp spoilers#tmagp spoilers#the archivist#jonathan sims#tma fanart#tmp fanart#tmagp fanart
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Autistic Traits I Struggle to Describe to Non-Autistic People
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#autism#actually autistic#traits that are hard to describe to NTs#sensory issues#interoception#demand avoidance#not liking to be watched while doing a task#delayed processing#neurodivergence#neurodiversity#actually neurodivergent#feel free to share/reblog#neurodivergent_lou (Facebook)
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rip ed and al you would have loved prank calling your boss while skitching a ride with his government-loaned car
oct 3 bonus:
#this is me showing up late to oct 3 with a drawing and a burnt down house apologies for the delay#fullmetal alchemist brotherhood#fma#fmab#october 3#ed elric#al elric#roy mustang#fma edward#fma alphonse#fma mustang#fanart#fma fanart
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you can now be just like this tech-savvy ba'iby and get the PDF version of Sacred Bodies on my online store!
#scrb#comic#online#the proofs for the physical comics got delayed another week so I'm just gonna put up the PDF now#and store will reopen properly when I get the goods
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that's right babygirls i still have more JKAWLKLSDF
i always thought it'd be fun if ladybug had wings so i gave her some bc yes
#miraculous ladybug#mlb#miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir#ladybug#chat noir#adrien agreste#plagg#my art#bloodily pulling myself out of art block and art burnout still#so im trying diff ways of like sketching and such from what i usually do#been p effective thus far SDFSD tryina cut down on what i find most tedious#scheduled#i hope tumblr doesn't delay it i set it for 9 pm DSFKLSD
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Ati 2019-10-31
#art#cat girl#pixel#gif#transparent#i fucked it up and the delays were all off by one frame#i fixed and reuploaded#this is the proper version
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main take aways from Halloween (1978) rewatch:
michael myers is canonically 21??? this bitch should be at the club
*sees tiddies* ***MURDEROUS RAMPAGE NOISES***
that's it that's the movie
outside of the fact that everyone who has sex is murdered by the narrative, this is a surprisingly chill portrayal of female sexuality? these teen girls are horny and actively enjoying Getting It On with their boytoys. no pushy boyfriends sneaking in through their bedroom windows--these ladies are taking the initiative to sneak out and GET SOME. one of them gets laid and then immediately orders her boyfriend to get her a beer. (yes she gets Slashered soon afterward, but so does the boyfriend so honestly, gender equality.) yes the Final Girl is the only one not having sex, but she's not bullied for that, nor are her friends slut shamed except possibly by being murdered by the narrative
actually the only character who is shown being morally condemned on-screen is michael myers. specifically FOR his violent overreaction to other people's sex lives. (people he is spying on). metaphorically, the villain is American Puritanism sticking its judgy nose into other people's business.
aka Michael Myers Is A Republican
but actually the real villain is the doctor. guy's a judgemental, shaming, pathologizing asshole. and he's been in charge of michael's care since he was SIX YEARS OLD? kid never had a chance. i'd go on a killing spree too
also the parents. where are the parents? it's halloween night and all the teenage girls are home babysitting their younger siblings? come to think of it, michael's first victim was his own older sister, whom he killed while she was babysitting him. teen girls are really shouldering a labour burden here. maybe parentification is the true villain
side note: mike commits his first murder wearing a clown costume...which is never referenced again? his 'iconic' costume is a generic mask and wig and jumpsuit, when we coulda had a Killer Clown Michael Myers??? travesty
i like how the Final Girl and her friend casually smoke weed in her car. yeah she's an honor student and her friend is the sheriff's daughter. yeah they smoke weed. so what it's 1978
(to reiterate, mike is 21 and should be at the club. im not saying he shouldn't be rampaging, im saying it's sad that he broke out, tasted freedom for the first time in his life, and immediately snuck back into his childhood home to go rampaging. let's have a remake where he goes to a nightclub and has a few beers. maybe some slutty dancing. then rampage)
oh no he's hot
#HALLOWEEN#halloween the movie#michael myers#do you think he's a mike? mikey? to his friends? if slashers had friends?#i'll be honest i was expecting this movie to be way more of a bitch to its female characters#i mean yeah they died but so did some dudes#there's just a lack of cattiness compared to the way most later movies portrayed teenage girls idk#yeah the Final Girl is a Virgin and a Bookworm. but there's no bullying or any strong sense that's she's morally superior to everyone else#mostly she AND the other girls feel a bit sorry for her lack of a social life. one even tries to set her up with a date to the school dance#solidarity! trying to get your nerd friend laid!#overall it's just teenagers being teenagers and then a slasher comes in and ruins everything with his Lack Of Chill#like yeah dude sometimes teenagers have sex. get over it#also something to be said about how while the girl who survives is the one who isn't sexually active and dresses conservatively...#ultimately those things aren't ENOUGH to prevent her from being targeted#you could say that the other girls 'provoked' the villain (the same way women irl are so often accused of provoking their attackers)#but ultimately that doesn't keep the Final Girl safe. it just delays the inevitable.#because violent men never need excuses. no matter how eager society is to provide them.#ultimately she is at the mercy of the same violent whims because it was never her behavior that invited the violence.#gendered violence doesn't need an invitation.#also she doesn't save herself the doctor saves her#it's not her actions or choices that put her in danger OR save her from it--once again it is the whim of a man#no this wasn't intended to be a feminist movie it's just fun how you could argue it that way
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Look at me. In the eyes. Lookatmeintheeyes. You're gonna train your dog to be comfortable in kennels. You're gonna teach them to tolerate strangers. You will do this for me. Because your dog will get sick. And it will go to the vet. And I will have to interact with your dog. And if it howls for twelve hours straight and tries to eat me whenever I touch it. Well I'll still be nice to it. But I would prefer if it was kennel trained at the very least.
#on a more serious note aggressive / anxious dogs cost more to hospitalize simply because they require more drugs to be handleable.#so if you wont do it for me. do it for the money it saves you.#it also delays care if we for example have to sedate for every xray. and limits treatment options to an extent.#hospital schmospital
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group huddle!
early access + nsfw on patreon monster!AU masterpost
#me sliding in with my poly141 agenda once more...#pricegaz my beloved you two have so much baggage attached to your dynamic <3#gaz is upset about learning how price lost his wing in this way which is why he leaves#its something that he as a harpy is really touchy about so he's delayed asking about it for a long time#and he wasnt prepared to learn about it today#also in this au pricesoap is probably the least established of the pairs but i can still drop crumbs from time to time#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#ghostsoap#monster 141 au#captain john price#kyle gaz garrick#giragi art
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dysphoric baby butch struggling to feel as butch as you are, but you aren't sure why.. ditch the panties sonny.. get those boxers you've been thinking about
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GOJO FANS RISE UP WE HAVE FUCKING CRUMBS TO FEAST UPON
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY THIS IS
#satoru gojo x reader#gojo x reader#gojo satoru#gojo satoru x reader#jjk#jjk gojo#jujutsu kaisen#gojo#gojou satoru x reader#satoru gojo#OK IK IT'S YUTA IN THERE#THIS MAN WOULD NEVER HAVE THESE MF PUPPY EYES BUT HOLY SHIT BROS#KMS DAY HAS BEEN DELAYED OFFICALLYYY#manga spoilers#jujutsu kaisen manga
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Sleepover Gothic
#Drawfee#Secret Sleepover Society#drawfee fanart#my art#i delayed posting this to tumblr bc i dint know if id keep posting art here but now i made a sideblog so... hey#but the response on twitter/insta was beyond phenomenal and made me a bit teary eyed#and i thought any tumblr-only fellas would like it#onsta said that their portraits looked like american gothic and i couldnt stop thinking about it
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wanderer day <3
#my most surprisingly satisfying art that i managed to finish in time by the day of his release#based on true events i did have to delay nahida a bit for him HAHA#just to bench him after friendship lvl 10 but still using nahida until now#youll get your moment buddy I DONT HAVE HIS SIGNATURE WEAPON#qiiarts#lumine#traveler#nahida#wanderer#scaramouche
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