#that the gov does very little good with

[justbreakonme]

I love living in the United States. I definitely don’t feel trapped or helpless in the face of what could be very minor circumstances!

[non4ry]

just two partners relaxing after a mission <3

[emil1863]

More for the au!

The basics, Gods, Demigods, Devil Fruits, all exist.

World Gov + Marines try and keep the whole concept of gods and demigods under wraps. Because I'm working with "D's" carry divinity. And having a good chunk of them outright despise the government isn't a great look.

Luffy is a god while Garp and Dragon are demigods. Luffy can shift between physical and 'divine' form whereas demigods don't have that ability.

Luffy is the successor/inheritor of his predecessor's will and own divinity. But not through reincarnation necessarily. One in the same but they are very much so different. His devil fruit and promise to Shanks cemented his place as the successor to the sun and freedom. When gods and demigods start out, there isn't a wholly set future for what will they will have, or the ideals they will embody. Luffy has always had his cloudy/intangible form.

Imagine Garp's surprise when his grandson, who was supposed to join him in the marines, is set to embody freedom and the sun. He was pissed for a solid week about that. Garp also had to deal with questioning where Dragon had even gotten Luffy from, he still doesn't know.

Ace and Sabo were very adamant that Luffy not show off his divine form to everyone, especially if he wanted to become a pirate. He can't be a pirate if the government tracks him down and hides him away at the ripe age of like, 8. Also because having a full god is pretty uncommon, Sabo has heard horror story after horror story of what nobles and those in higher society would do to a god. Sabo is the most vocal about Luffy being careful about that.

Luffy meets Koby, and does an absolutely terrible job at keeping his form hidden. It's harder to control which form he's in when he's excited. Koby was a human with no divinity and big dreams that Luffy adored. So, already excited with a new friend, and the two on their way to Shells town, Luffy sneezed and immediately sold himself out. Koby is a terrible liar and so just elects to never speak on this topic ever. If anyone asks why he has so much knowledge on gods, specifically sun gods, he just doesn't answer. Helmeppo thinks it's funny and immediately pieced together why, because Koby cannot keep anything from him. And Garp has to respect how hard that kid is trying to not completely sell out his grandson, even if the brat kind of deserves it for being a pirate.

Luffy is going to be the Pirate King, divine or not. His crew quickly find out about his side quirk/form in varying ways. Zoro woke up one day with a cloudy demon from hell cutting off his airways. Nami was trying to explain clouds to Luffy and that 'no, they cannot just spawn on your person, that's stupid,' and so Luffy shows her that he is in fact, correct.

Usopp got jumpscared early in the morning, before the sun had risen, when Luffy just appeared behind him and asked if he wanted to watch the sunrise. Sanji was cooking dinner and Luffy got so excited he phased out of his physical body.

Chopper found out while asking Luffy if he had any medical conditions he should know about, he thought it was kinda cool that Luffy can change forms. And is only a little jealous that Luffy has a fully human form. Luffy always makes sure to tell Chopper he's exactly who he needs to be.

Robin found out after talking about 'Nika,' who is thought to be long dead, but is not. And is the captain of the crew she is now apart of. Luffy knows the name is important and it has a certain weight when it's said. He physically feels when someone says his name around him. Robin thinks this is very fascinating. (Also can add some context into poneglyphs, that there is a lot to it, even if Robin doesn't yet know and Luffy wasn't alive/doesn't have that knowledge)

Franky was showing off cool shit he could do with his robotic body, and Luffy was like 'me too!!!'

Brook found out when Luffy fell asleep listening to him play a song, and Luffy slipped back into his resting form of cloudiness.

While both forms have their uses and limitations, Luffy is most comfortable in his intangible form, even if his physical one is the default. He cannot access his divine form after a certain point of exhaustion hits.

Im going to end that there before I have an entire novel in this. But that's the general thought throw up I'm smacking down right now.

Sorry if this is incoherent and not easy to understand lol. I will flesh it out more later and when I have actually thought more about it. Might change things later too. Then I'll probably make a good post about it with actual wellish made context and lore.

[hoodedjelly]

timeskip nicktoon unite designs (+ my human spongebob design!!!)

(lots of help with these from @chocowhomps and @smorallow !!!!!!!!!! FOLLOW THEM NOW NOW NOW)

My hcs info for all of them:

Spongebob: Any pronouns, genderfluid, asexual, homoromantic Danny: He/him, Transmasc, Pansexual Jimmy: He/him, Transmasc, Unlabeled Timmy: He/They, Non-binary, Bisexual

also Spongebob has freckles on his face and many small birthmarks all over his body. Spongebob is Autistic and is like the silly gay uncle in the group. he supports all of them as much as he can but is still just a very silly little guy. Danny is a tired stressed mess that still does hero work. he is also very big brother core to timmy and messes with him a lot, but he loves them i swear! Jimmy is autistic and does commission work for the fbi/gov, and he is VERY gifted kid burnt out. He is a bit of a slacker and has very little interest in school and finds the structure constraining (cause of the tisum). He tries to connect with ppl more since he is not a ppl person like how he was when he was younger. Timmy has ADHD and is still pretty immature. He still has his fairies, needed them to deal with his negligent ass parents. Cosmo and Wanda are basically his new parents, but around 16 they divorce (ik crazy thing but shut up i think they would, Cosmo is not a good partner 😭). They are still around for timmy though!

MASSIVE thanks to chocowhomps again for the help with the hcs. they are basically all his. i had little help with it he is very awesome

[makowcy]

talk to me about spacing mining au martyn please plese i want to onow everything about him why is he kidnapping jimmy why is he an antagaonist why is he so handsom

clap alright

Martyn is a professional bounty hunter under Rens command aka he gets sponsored by the government to do his job (he is not a space cop but as far as the wanted characters are concerned he may as well be so if i refer to him as such thats why)

He had a brief encounter with Tango more early on, but for once Tango figures out quickly that this man works for the gov so not much happens there.

Quick timeline later Grian disappears > Scar burns Jimmy's house > Jimmy and Tango travel together for a while > they get separated by a commotion and Martyn meets Jimmy

Jimmy was wearing Tango's coat and since Martyn has already seen it once he followed him and decided to help him out, which immediately gained Jimmy's trust (+Martyn wasn't hiding that he's also from Earth). Now Jimmy basically ended up babbling about his life to Martyn and considering that his family members include someone so wanted as Pearl and whatever he has going on with Tango he's just a great leverage (side note most of the information he shared was useless to Martyn, the man has separation anxiety and the only people he ever speaks to is his family, ex husband and Tango, he just spoke his his heart out)

Also while it's a kidnapping Jimmy doesn't even realize it for the first half and Martyn finds him amusing, harboring criminals is not legal but he doesn't really care so nothing against the guy

Martyn used to be a criminal like many earthians and he ended up in his current work as a rehab thing, he proved himself to be very good at his job and stayed for the money (and ren). Currently he's Ren right hand and does a lot of the dirty work for him. He has his private information network and does things behind Ren's back which he is aware of, but he trusts him and can't quite bring himself to discipline him. One of many qprs in this au they are also not normal but a different flavor. Narrative wise while Ren is in a higher position of power than Martyn he's more of a supporting character for him

Anyways the reason for Grians disappearence is also Martyn and his little schemes, they had a quest with BigB, but the two of them did not trust Martyn one bit and BigB ended up helping Grian get away

Other important note is that Tango and Martyn are opposites in many ways and he absolutely hates him

[onyourowndaisymae]

would i follow these obey me characters on social media? + social media headcanons

explanations + hcs below the cut:

content warnings: playful mentions of cyberbullying/death threats (reader's discretion advised)

post notifications on, loyal mutuals for life: thirteen, barbatos, mammon, satan

you cannot convince me thirteen does not have the funniest fucking twitter imaginable. she posts a lot of funny shit herself but also retweets a lot of good content too. she seems like the type to get in fights on social media and win by humiliating her opponent in the funniest way possible. probably makes a lot of jokes about fucking one or both of your parents

the barbatos one might be controversial but hear me out. i think that any account he'd run in association to his work would be dry as hell. but a personal, deeply private account? funny as FUCK. i think this man wouldn't post very often but when he does, it is quite literally some of the funniest shit you've ever seen. he's ancient, too, so i think he'd be persistent. just years of logging on to tell elon musk to k*ll himself (whiCH I AM NOT ENDORSING @ THE GOV IM JUST MAKING A JOKE OKAY WE'RE ALL LAUGHING HERE) in new and creative ways

mammon would probably post a lot about his shenanigans and that to me is worth tuning in to. i think his social media would consist of him posting about a new scheme/plan part of the way through (when things are most exciting) and then updating hours/days later with an "update: lucifer caught me and made me wear a dunce hat for a week straight" or something like that

satan would post the most normally in this category but i think he'd have some genuinely interesting stuff. he'd probably use a photo-based platform like instagram (technically devilgram but y'know what i mean) and his content would fall into two categories: cat pics and the most amazing, exclusive events you've ever seen. he'll post a photo dump of cats he feeds one week and then next is him at some gorgeous exclusive hot springs on a free trip one of his connections invited him on.

mutuals by choice <3: asmo, simeon, luke, levi

asmo posts a lot about himself, but like. c'mon. he's so pretty. and he also just posts a lot of pretty aesthetic influencer photos so it's nice to see him on your feed. he posts a lot, too, so your feed never quite runs dry when he's your mutual. he's also the type to hype your photos up in the comments like you're the only other person on the platform. lots of heart emojis and flirtatious comments on very mundane posts

simeon would be fun to follow in the way that old people are fun to follow on social media. long, sweet captions on his weekly post (that someone helped him post), cute but off-center selfies with the things he cares about, funny grandpa comments on your photos-- ex. "nice photo mc... 👍" without realizing how funny that comes off

luke is just cute and posts cute things. lots of stray animals, pretty sunsets, and cute baked goods. he's even got a few rare photos of barbatos on there looking slightly relaxed. levi made luke's accounts private when he first set them up bc he's been on too many weird corners of the internet to let that innocent angel be corrupted.

speaking of levi, he'd post a LOT about his dorky (affectionate) interests. he's one of the few that would post every day on multiple platforms. there's a pretty small chance you care about each and every thing he posts but regardless, it's nice to see him so enthused and happy.

mutuals bc i'd feel bad unfollowing: belphie, lucifer, diavolo, mephisto

belphie's accounts have all been inactive for YEARS, but if you unfollow him he does get offended. he found out asmo unfollowed him at some point and started an argument about it.

lucifer's social media is also rarely active, but anything he posts is usually at least a little important, so if you unfollow he'll know and get on you about missing it.

diavolo's account is quite literally all royal bullshit and official devildom information, but seeing as he doesn't have personal social media, he still values his friends following him. if you unfollow, his feelings will be hurt, but he'll stay quiet about it.

mephisto's account literally just posts the same lame shit that the RAD newspaper account does, word-for-word and post-for-post. unfollowing either of these accounts comes off as a slight from the feeble human that doesn't care about the devildom. his complaining is always so loud.

not following + no plans to follow: beel, raphael

beel posts exclusively about food. he doesn't run a food-themed account, that's literally all he finds interesting enough to post. he rates all of his meals after he finishes, too. fun, but not my type of content.

something in my heart of hearts tells me raphael's photos are all blurry. like he just thinks his D.D.D. camera is bad when really he won't focus the damn camera before taking a pic.

blocked, reported, cyberbullied for good measure: solomon

i KNOW this man is a menace on social media. he probably eggs on conspiracy theorists and purposely spreads misinformation. it's funny at first until following him starts filling your feed with the crazy bullshit he likes/retweets. he is playing devil's advocate on social media for the dumbest, most argumentative people online bc he thinks it's funny and it's quite literally going to drive you insane if you don't block him. when he's causing problems, he's posting stupid shit. he'd be the type to unironically post the "saw a snail today. effervescent" shit

[sanjisboyfie]

❔[NAME] WIKI - ALABASTA ARC ENDS

realized i left it out of my a/n last update but, after every major arc in one piece, there will be a "[name] wiki" that will just highlight information that might have been missed/not so obviously stated about [name] as well as bonus infomration on relationships, fun facts, etc!!! anyway, enjoy this little filler update before skypiea <333

link to original fanfic where thsi wiki is based from :D

full name: [REDACTED] D. [NAME]

age: 20, departed from foosha village at 17 — it’s been three years since then

affiliations:

— [REDACTED] Pirates ERROR LOADING

— [REDACTED] ERROR LOADING

— connection with Shanks/Red Hair Pirates in some way

— [REDACTED] Pirates, temporary member, mutual gain

— Straw Hat Pirates

epithet: [REDACTED]

The Cursed Orphan

birthday: [xx/xx] ← this is your own birthday LOL

height: 6’5

there is a reason he is so tall, please trust me he is not insanely tall for no reason. like there are plot reasons as to why he built like a beanstock.

- related: i forgot that his height was lowkey a plot point (a teensy teensy tiny bit) so i forgot to mention his height until very very very very very recently in the chaptesr LMFAOOA

bounty:

— 200,000,000

— 250,000,000

japanese va: junichi suwabe … or … yuki kaji … or more like kenjiro tsuda (i cant decide unfortunately lmk in comments bc i like all of these vas a lot) 

appearance:

— has a giant tattoo expanding over his shoulders/back. they look like wings (minus the figure in the middle). they don’t look like the typical tattooed angel wings going downwards, they more-so stretch across his back and the tips end at his deltoids.

— keeps a black cloth wrapped around one of his wrists, at all times. this cloth was torn from shanks’ cloak and [name] keeps it as a safe keeping

— always is wearing a silver necklace. it’s a simple, thin chain that is almost unnoticeable, but he is never seen without it.

— has scars all over his body. they’re not battle scars. they start from his face and go all the way down to his feet. if you were to see his entire body, you would see that most of the scars are single lines that do NOT disconnect from their starting point. they run almost continuously. for example, the scarred line that starts at his face goes all the way down to his feet, without being “interrupted.” origins are unknown.

weapon: a sword that was passed down from shanks and given to him as a gift. he doesn’t know the proper name of it, but it looks like a regular katana. he has never drawn his sword in the series yet, seeing as he only reveals the blade when he is out to very seriously maim, torture, or kill his enemies. the katana radiates an intimidating aura and anyone around [name] can feel it.

standard outfit: just jeans and a t-shirt, nothing crazy goes on here LMFAO or whatever you wanna envision him to be wearing.

abilities: have not been completely revealed, but it does have something to do with water. this explains his ability to control people’s bodies, seeing as their blood and overall body mass has a high percentage of water.

— he has some control over sea water, but only for short bursts of time.

— he is not completely immune to the effects of sea water, though. if he is submerged in it for a long enough period of time <a couple of minutes>, then he will begin drowning and sinking just like a devil fruit eater would.

— did not eat a devil fruit. the origins of his powers are unknown at this time.

— skilled swordsman, source: trust me bro. but seriously, he doesn’t just swing around the sword, even though we’ve never seen him use it, he’s generally very good with weapons of all kinds — but has a specialty in blades.

— has been seen using geppo, soru, and shigan. 

favorite food: COFFEE BEANS + SEAFOOD :) cheese

fun facts:

likes: all the strawhats, animals, bitter flavors

dislikes: the world gov + navy, anyone that isn't a strawhat, anything sweet flavored

— the name the government gave him was due to how they could not find any family lineage tied to him

— considers dadan and makino as his mother figures!

— the song he is always humming is for fruits basket <333

— its not that he only drinks coffee and not anything else — like booze, its just he doesnt like the taste of booze. he can drink it, but he wont like it.

— if he were to live in the real world, he would have a job in child protective services. he cares a lot for children. plus he feels the natural instinct to be protective of those around him.

— he can tell if there is anybody nearby due to how he is able to see water concentration to a certain extent. that is why whenever he squints in the distance or at the water, he is looking for something to pop out and is expecting to see someone/something.

— is really offstandish when it comes to strangers. it takes a lot to get trust out of him, but if it’s someone that luffy or the others trust, then he’s quick to lower his guard.

— finds it really amusing whenever chopper, nami, or usopp run to hide behind him when they see any enemies. he doesn’t mind it, but still thinks its really funny whenever it happens.

— he enjoys pissing off zoro, but never brings up their past fight. to him, it was a silly thing that happened in the past so he doesn’t hold it over zoro’s head, plus he saw how much it affected the swordsman.

— hates manspreaders → has a chronic, worst case of manspreading anyone has ever seen

— has the highest debt to nami in the entire crew (somewhere in the 300-400,000)

— the tattoo over ace’s heart are words that he and ace shared with each other (”together in chaos”) when they were children (LOOOREEEE)

— wants to start working out with zoro, but due to their recent adventures hasn’t had the chance to :(

— unlike luffy, he has no qualms in killing his enemies. he wishes he were like luffy in this sense, but he is paranoid that these people will come back for him, or worse — the crew, so he eliminates them when he can.

— [name] really, really wanted vivi to come along. but he didn't verbalize it so as to not pressure her or manipulate the decision of what she herself wanted.

— whenever he wakes up from sleep, he’s in one of three odd positions: 1. luffy and him somehow end up cuddling, 2. he’s on the floor, or 3. he’s (not maliciously aka they're not actually dying.) choking either zoro or sanji with his arm.

— feels particularly protective of nami — not because she is a woman, but because he saw how sick she had gotten and was scared she would die. addtionally, he trusts her and her ability to fight, but if she requests for his help in a battle, he wouldn’t hesitate to go and help her.

— if him and sanji can't sleep at night, they go out on the deck and smoke together until one of them gets tired and they go back to bed.

— rather prideful in being strong. at the same time, he doesn’t really enjoy the nature of his abilities

— [name] had a bad history with the people on whiskey peak, which explains his hostility to them in the beginning chapters (they fooled him by giving him a lot of food, then they tried attacking him while he was sleeping, and he had to fight them.) doesn't like being lied to.

— vivi wishes she could have knighted [name] into holding a formal title as a guardian in the kingdom of alabasta, but igaram rejected the idea. her father and pell were close to agreeing, but ultimately decided that they couldn't and shouldn't seeing as [name] was too infamous for being a lethal pirate. vivi sulked about this for a while.

love language : acts of service and physical touch

— the more comfortable he is with someone, the more likely he is to crack jokes around them. it means hes relaxed and can feel comfortable being himself rather than being on edge and guarded.

— vivi often times hums the song that [name] always hummed, smiling whenever she remembers the amount of memories she had made with the crew. that song has now become her favorite despite her not knowing where it was from or if there were even words that went along with it.

— animal representation: crow

— who would he be if the strawhats were a family? the one younger cousin that keeps running around shouting about how he wants to fight/do something that requires a lot of energy from everyone else (or, cool uncle)

— he actually naturally has a very sweet scent, but since he is always brewing coffee/eating coffee beans, he masks that scent with coffee since he hates it :)

personality type : ENFP

→ characters that are ENFP: jinx (arcane/league of legends), hu tao (genshin impact), harley quinn (dc universe), and ellie (the last of us)

how would [name] describe his relationships:

with luffy: captain, dearest person in his life, partner in crime in annoying the rest of the crew, personal backpack since luffy is always climbing him

with zoro: most reliable crewmate, best first mate to luffy, good friendly competitor 1/2 strongest swordsman in the world

with nami: smartest crewmate!! admires her navigation abilities, enjoys her company when she isn't yelling bloody murder at him </3 1/3 of his priority people to protect

with usopp: fun to tease and joke around with, enjoys the way usopp lies even though he hates liars, 2/3 of his priority people to protect

with sanji: the best chef in the world, genuinely a very kind man, sees eye to eye with him more often than not, thinks his rude persona is just a front LOL good friendly competitor 2/2

with chopper: cutest mascot, thinks he is genuinely very strong, admires his mental strength and his story, 3/3 of his priority people to protect

with vivi: worrisome princess, braver than she gives herself credit for, very close friend he hopes to reunite with in the future! a crewmate in his mind even if she is not sailing with them

with ace: idiot, but also a very cute idiot <3 freckles, sees a lot of their childhood in ace’s eyes which makes him slightly emotional, reckless, misses him a lot right now

EXTRA BONUS:

playlist !

his theme songs are: chemtrails over the country club by lana del rey, i know ? by travis scott, here comes your man by the pixies ← will add more songs in each wiki !!!

— cotcc : “it’s beautiful, how this deep normality settles down over me. i’m not bored or unhappy, i’m still so strange and wild. you’re in the wind, i’m in the water. nobody’s son, nobody’s daughte,”

— i know ?: “tell me, is you still up. it’s 5 a.m. and i’m drunk right now. tell me, can we still fuck. // i know, mami, i know, it’s 2 a.m., don’t stress. at 3, that bullshit kick in, in thirty, you’ll feel your best”

— here comes your man, “take me away to nowhere plains. there is a wait so long (so long, so long). you'll never wait so long. here comes your man, here comes your man, here comes your man, here comes your man”

luffy & [name]: video games, “it’s you, it’s you, it’s all for you. everything i do — i tell you all the time. heaven is a place on earth with you. // it’s better than i ever even knew. they say that the world was built for two. only worth living if somebody is loving you.”

zoro & [name]: married with children, “i hate the way that you are so sarcastic and you’re not very bright. you think that everything you’ve done’s fantastic. your music’s shit, it keeps me up all night, up all night // and it will be nice to be alone, for a week or two. but i knew then i will be right, right back here with you, with you, with you, with you, with you, with you”

sanji & [name]: right side of my neck, “the right side of my neck still smells like you. the right side of my neck still smells like you”

nami & [name]: LOYALTY, “tell me when your loyalty is comin’ from the heart. tell me who you loyal to. do it start with your women or your man? do it end with your family and friends? or you’re loyal to yourself in advance?”

usopp & [name]: my way, “for what is a man, what has he got? if not himself, then he has naught. to say the things he truly feels and not the words of one who kneels. the record shows i took the blows. and did it my way”

vivi & [name]: happiness is a butterfly, “if he’s a serial killer, then what’s the worst thing that could happen to a girl who’s already hurt? i’m already hurt. if he’s as bad as they say, then i guess i’m cursed. looking into his eyes, i think he’s already hurt. he’s already hurt.”

chopper & [name]: live and let die, “when you were young and your heart was an open book, you used to say live and let live. but if this ever changing world in which we’re living, makes you give in and cry — say live and let die”

ace & [name]: my love mine all mine, “nothing in the world belongs to me, but my love, mine, all mine, all mine. // nothing in the world is mine for free, but my love mine, all mine, all mine”

taglist (lmk if u want to be tagged ! <3 :

@skullr0se , @strawberrii-tea, @triangulartriangles, @anotherlovefool, @haratatsu, @sinmp, @3v37773, @taru-nami, @disc0dild0s, @boredwithlifeatthispoint, @kaulitzer, @notplutos, @cheetosins

[ .ᐟ ] PSA ! DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT READ THIS  (older version of this) STORY ON WATTPAD I REPEATTTTT DO NOTTT BECAUSE ! MY OLD VERSION OF THIS STORY IS STILL PUBLISHED bc i dont rlly want to take it down tbh bc a lot of ppl still read it AND IT IS SPOILLLERRRSS FOR WHAT I PLAN ON DOING WITH THIS STORY !!! because this is re-written and a much much much much much improved version of that oldddd story + it is still following that original plot line i had all those years ago just like 10000x better bc idk what drugs i was on when i was writing that ff all those years ago bc that shit is crazy LMFOAOAOA i beg, i BEG, of you to not read it i want this experience to be so fun with all the plotwists and motives of characters like pleaseeee do not read it (also ??? its jus so cringe worthy jus dont read it LFMAO) 

[abchavenforanon]

HEADCANON DUMP >:D

Even if the states aren't visibly cryptic/animalistic (ex: have no "animalistic" or "inhuman" features), they still have the ability to do/have cryptic and/or animalistic abilities. Some make sense, some don't. Examples:

Texas, Arizona, and Gov all have venomous bites, sharp fangs or not

New York has inhuman flexibility and agility (cat man 🫵)

Florida is REALLY good at swimming and just hovering somewhat above the water (alligator)

Louisiana just has a creepy/cryptic aura to him (bro is haunted and surrounded by spirit so-)

Texas with big ol doe eyes is one of my favorite things ever

Alaska randomly abducts the other states as teddy bears. Especially if he senses that they're sad. ( ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️TW WARNING FOR BURNS AND FIRE IN THE NEXT ONE⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

Louisiana almost lost an arm in one of the New Orleans fires. He has A LOT of skin graphs and his arm is VERY sensitive to touch. Whenever he wears long sleeves, it's all very soft fabric so that it won't chafe the skin there.

^Hes also pretty insecure about how his ENTIRE arm is burnt and scarred, and that he has to take extra care to not hurt the already sensitive skin. He does love it when Florida gives him kisses there and gently traces the scars though

^(Florida loves it too because it always gets Loui to smile and laugh a little <3)

(END OF TW)

New York and Mass team up to make flower crowns for everyone on holidays. New York makes them, Mass makes sure that the flowers don't die with his magic.

I think it'd be hilarious if there was a scenario like this:

Florida: *sees a big ass hungry alligator* That's fine.

Florida: *sees a spider* aaaAAAÆÆÆ-

oooh! these are all so fun. my favorites are loui's creepy aura, alaska stealing the others to act as teddy bears, york and mass making flower crowns (that would make for wonderful art btw if any fanartists happen to be reading this), and florida being scared of spiders haha. thanks for sharing!!

[chaoticarson16]

main six - 🟡🔴🏡 🧵 🗣

um i didn’t know if you wanted us to pick one for your character headcanon ask game, so i chose multiple just in case. also didn’t know who to choose lol

Multiple is perfectly fine cause it lets me rant about more than one of my blorbos :D (Also sorry I forgot to check my inbox!!)

🟡 - Happy

California: When he’s happy he bounces on the balls of his feet while flapping his hands and even though he won’t admit it New York finds this adorable (Me? Projecting? Nooooo)

New York: He barely shows it but he really enjoys having the rest of the northeast + California around and he likes making them little gifts and anonymously leaving them in front of their door

Louisiana: He both enjoys and gives the best hugs. He knows what kind of hugs the rest of the states like and loves just randomly appearing and hugging them

Florida: He can actually bake really well and loves to make snacks for the South. He has everyone’s favorite desserts, snacks, and allergies memorized.

Texas: Even though he’d deny it, he really likes cuddling. Whether it be cause someone was cold, sad, or just wanted to. He’s also like the perfect pillow cause he’s one of the biggest states and there’s enough room for quite a few people.

Gov: He really loves snakes so any time he sees one his eyes do the cat thing and he has to keep himself from ranting about that specific species

🔴 - Angsty/Sad

California: He genuinely doesn’t know why most states hate him. He understands some is politics but he doesn’t know why the others do. It affects him so much he’s changed himself so much to get them to like him that very few know what he’s actually like

New York: He keeps up his rude demeanor because he doesn’t wanna get too close to people in fear they’ll leave. He’s terrified of losing people he loves so he chooses to stay away from people. But it eats him up inside that he doesn’t really have anyone so he’s stuck in this cycle of wanting friends but not wanting to lose them

Louisiana: During the Civil War he was so torn between doing what his government wanted and doing what his people wanted. In the end he was forced to help his government through threat of harm. He still has heavy survivors guilt and is tormented by the spirits of his lost people. (I headcanon him as African American and that he can see spirits)

Florida: He puts on a mask that he’s happy all the time but it makes him sad knowing that most of the states are scared of him or hate him. He likes causing chaos cause it’s how his people are but he hates how the other states pull away from him when he does it.

Texas: He likes to act like he’s big and tough and that nothing affects him but it does. Every event in his state, big or small, affects him. The insults some states will throw out. He takes those to heart and truly believes them. He acts like he’s confident but he’s insecure and severely doubts he’ll ever be good enough (Damn that was rougher than I expected it to sound)

Gov: When he first came around as Continental Congress, he had so much work that most nights he didn’t sleep. PA tried to help him but it was just too much. He did that so often that it’s now become a habit. He will work until his body physically can not move anymore, sometimes skipping meals to get it all done

🏡 - Home

California: (I saw this from someone else and I stole it because it was such a good headcanon) When not at the statehouse he lives in a hobbit type house that connects into the surrounding mountain. It’s pretty roomy and he somehow has wifi in there.

New York: Usually at the statehouse cause his room there is bigger than the room in his apartment. He has a small apartment with enough space just for him.

Louisiana: He shares a house with Florida when not at the statehouse (literally married) it’s a decent sized one story house. They share one room and the others are used for shenanigans. They live away from most people so their yard is until they get to another house.

Florida: Usually the statehouse or the house he shares with Loui

Texas: He’s usually not at the statehouse. He has a ranch and a lot of land with it. He’s usually gone taking care of his horse Janie and his dog Buck. The ranch consists of his main house, a shed, and a barn with a stable. Think of a stereotypical barn then make it a light brown

Gov: This man almost never leaves his office. When he does he lives at the statehouse. He can not afford to leave them alone in the same house

🧵 - Hobbies

California: Surfing, skateboarding, hiking, basically most out door activities plus drawing, cooking, playing drums or guitar, and singing

New York: This man absolutely loves fashion. He also likes drawing, cooking and “gardening”

Louisiana: Cooking, (literally all of them can cook I’m so sorry) singing, playing instruments, dancing, and writing

Florida: Baking, dancing, singing, playing guitar and drums, causing chaos, swimming, and scaring the states with how much he actually knows

Texas: Baking, actual gardening, crochet, trick riding, shooting targets, and playing with his dog

Gov: Writing, drawing, hiking or going on walks, biking

🗣️ - Social

California: He’s pretty friendly with most people he meets and likes talking with people on social media platforms (he definitely has tumblr)

New York: He rarely talks to other people and actively avoids it

Louisiana: He treats everyone he meets like family and everyone loves him

Florida: He likes talking to random strangers about the things that interest them but when it comes to the states he actively tries to find a way to make it into a joke

Texas: He has a bit of social anxiety but it’s mostly in crowds where it’s a lot harder to escape. He enjoys talking to the other states about sports and stuff but he also likes talking to New Jersey about gardening

Gov: This man is so awkward, it’s great. The only social interaction he’s had is with politicians and the states. He can be professional no problem but the moment it comes to casual conversation he blanks. He mainly lets the person he’s talking to rant to him about things. The states actually go to him and rant about any and everything cause they know he won’t tell them to shut up

[likelyhyperventilating]

Fluffy and angsty headcanons of Texas/Oklahoma because why not

- (by yours truly, 🐊🌻)

Texas and Oklahoma have dates where they ride around through the mountains and woods on their horses. They'll walk through the streams with their pant legs pulled up, splashing water at each other and dragging the other into kisses. By the time they are back its late at night (if they didn't spend the night outside) and are covered in dirt, giggling and shoving each other like teenagers in love

They have many fights at meetings so as to not fight at home. They may love each other lots, but they still have their differences. It's better off fighting at a meeting (where its pretty much supposed to happen, to Gov's dismay) then fighting at home around the kids and making their house toxic. They always leave the meeting together and are seen with happy faces, so it works for them. (Sometimes this isn't the case, but it usually is)

Whenever Texas gets drunk, he becomes very sappy. He will literally waltz Oklahoma around the house and kiss every inch of him that he can. Throwing praises at Oklahoma for being able to handle his dumbass. When he's super drunk he starts talking to Oklahoma in Spanish

Oklahoma is the only one who has heard Texas speak Spanish for a long time (the last time being right after becoming a state and letting his people know). Texas feels so safe around him to not be afraid to talk in Spanish

Oklahoma has collections of wood carvings that Texas made throughout the decades, it was the first courting gift that Texas gave him and every anniversary he gets another one

They would so have matching belts, Oklahoma has Texas's state flower on his belt buckle and Texas has Oklahoma's

They would watch old Wild West films together, Texas would be the one to talk the whole time and calling characters stupid when Oklahoma is just combing through his hair and not paying attention

Texas combs Oklahoma's hair everyday; every time he walks up, takes a shower, comes back from the field, and gets ready for bed. He picks out different ribbons to braid into his hair, I can so see him picking them out at the store or getting them made for Oklahoma.

Oklahoma every week will make a new bouquet of flowers for Texas, picking them from their garden and making them all pretty for him. Texas gets embarrassed every time and acts all manly but he really does love them

Their house is always loud; Texas is in the kitchen making a mess, the kids are running around with their mud covered shoes, the dogs are running everywhere, somehow a pig got in, and Oklahoma is just making one of the little ones giggle

Whenever Texas gets on Oklahoma's nerves, Oklahoma makes him sleep in the barn. Not that Texas minds, of course. He's already slept in there multiple times just because. Though that won't stop him from being a little upset about having to leaving his comfy bed to go sleep on hay bales. (Oklahoma gives him a pillow and blanket)

Texas is still learning to be and accepting and good parent with Oklahoma's help. He doesn't want to end up hurting his kids or for his kids not to like him, not like how he was raised, so he's learning. Oklahoma is learning as well, but he is a little farther ahead than Texas in his knowledge

Texas has a bad back that constantly cracks from the shit he’s put it/been through. Oklahoma massages his back and helps him stand up and walk when it is really bad. Sometimes Texas can’t walk or move it without agonizing pain so he’ll spend the day in bed while Oklahoma takes care of him. (Sometimes his back is just too stiff for him to move). He cries a lot on those days from embarrassment, anger, sadness, etc because his body is “ruined.” (in his eyes, he is weak on those days. Oklahoma makes sure to tell him otherwise with firm and loving words.)

Oklahoma gets really bad migraines that leave him stuck in bed. He always tries to get up and trudge through it but Texas forces his ass back into bed each time. He'll spend the day in his dark bedroom, warm tea, soup, and pain meds resting on his bedside table, and in quiet. Texas makes sure to keep the kids away from Oklahoma and quiet/out of the house so Oklahoma can heal and won't be in more pain. Sometimes Oklahoma will drag Texas into the bed (if its a slow free day) and latch onto him, refusing to let him get up. (not like Texas wants too/will)

Texas is really good at sewing, he keeps it a secret to others but he will always fix Oklahoma's ripped shirts. He always teases him for being clumsy but doesn't mind at all. It's not just Oklahoma but his kids too.

[almostangrything]

Last one for right now.

TexLaska- Smut

      It was 9:15pm when Texas got home from work. Since everyone had their own houses and all, the statehouse was rarely full. Only Gov, Florida, Loui, New York, California, and himself were almost always there. Texas had very long workdays, usually twelve hours, from 9am to 9pm. He loved his job as an electrician, but it was tiring. He was usually the last back to the statehouse, unless somebody was partying and got home at 3 in the morning.

      Texas sets down his tool bag and gets a glass of water. He leans against the kitchen counter, drinking his water and staring off into space. "Gah, today was awful," Texas thought to himself. His back ached and so did his hands. he would need to see his chiropractor again sometime soon. He washes out his empty cup and sets it on the rack to dry. He picks up his tool bag and walks into the living room to see... Alaska?

      "What in tarnation is he doin' here?" Texas thinks to himself. Alaska was sitting on the couch, dozing off. Texas had always felt intimidated by the man. After all, he was the only person in the statehouse who was taller and stronger than Texas. Texas hated him, from his stupid hat to his stupid shirt to his stupid handsome face to his stupid muscles... "No! I can't be thinkin' like that. I'm a man, for goodness sake," Texas says in his mind. He wasn't gay... Right?

      Alaska opens his eyes and sees the other state, who was leaning against the wall. "Hey, Little Buddy," Alaska says, grinning. He loved calling Texas stuff like that. He didn't mind Texas all that much, but it was fun to make fun of him and put him in his place. Texas growls, "Don't call me that." "Awh, but why not?" Alaska chuckles. "I've told you before, I ain't tellin' ya again." Texas looks away. Alaska sighs and says, "Here, come sit down. You look like you've had a rough day. Why not have a drink?" He holds up a beer and pats the spot next to him. Texas begrudgingly sits next to him. Alaska hands Texas a beer and opens one for himself. Texas also opens his bottle.

      "Cheers," Alaska says kindly. "Cheers..." Texas replies unenthusiastically. They clink their bottles together and drink. They sit in silence for a while, drinking their beer. "So... How was work today?" Alaska asks, trying to make polite conversation. "Like usual." Texas' short answer left Alaska's face unamused. Texas notices Alaska's expression and sighs. "By that I mean awful. I've been fixin' wires and telephone poles all day. I don't know which hurts more, my back or my hands." Alaska nods. "Electrical work isn't very easy, huh?" "Damn right..." Texas sighs again.

      Alaska very gently puts and arm around Texas and draws him close. Texas pulls away, but Alaska firmly pulls him back. "Oh, no, you don't." Alaska holds Texas tightly and kisses his cheek. "You've had such a rough day, why don't you relax?" Texas grumbles. "Oh, fine," he says begrudgingly. Alaska smiles and kisses Texas on the lips. Texas is shocked at first, but he slowly leans in and kisses Alaska back.

      Alaska pulls Texas closer and deepens the kiss, sliding his tongue into Texas' mouth. Texas moans slightly and reciprocates. They kiss deeply for a few more seconds before pulling away for air. A bead of their shared saliva connects their tongues. Alaska allows Texas a few seconds of breath before kissing him again. A little later, Alaska pulls back, looking concerned. "Texas, I want to go further, but I'll need your consent. And don't worry, you can stop at any time, I won't be mad, "Alaska says. Texas nods and responds. "I give you my full consent. Now shut up and kiss me again."

      Alaska smiles and pulls Texas close again, kissing him deeply. He starts to unbutton the Texan's shirt, and Texas does as well. Alaska also takes off his own shirt. They were both big, muscular men, but Alaska was bigger. Texas had more of a softer edge, which he felt a little self-conscious about. But Alaska looked at Texas and smiled. "You're so pretty, Texas," Alaska states. "I-I could say the same about you, " Texas replies.

      Alaska chuckles and starts to kiss Texas' neck, licking and biting gently, leaving little marks. Texas smiles and makes little whimpering noises. Alaska leaves a trail of kisses down Texas' neck to his chest and down his torso, stopping at the waistline of Texas' jeans. Alaska slides down Texas' pants as well as his own. "Wait, are you sure we should be doin' this here?" Texas asks cautiously. "Nobody will be home for a while," Alaska replies. "Alright."

      Alaska and Texas were both now wearing just their boxers and hats, and the tension between them was mounting. Alaska leans over Texas. "You ready?" Texas nods. "I'm ready." Alaska smiles and kisses Texas briefly before pulling off his boxers and Texas'. Texas' eyes widened. Alaska's dick was at least three inches longer than his own. Alaska raises an eyebrow and smirks, saying, "Shocked?" "A-A little..." Texas responds. "Heh, think you can handle it?" "I know I can," Texas huffs. Alaska leans in to kiss Texas again, teasing the state's entrance with his cock. Texas squirms around a little bit. "Agh, stop teasing me, ya jerk."

      Alaska chuckles and thrusts his cock into Texas' hole. Texas gives a sharp cry of pleasure, mixed with a little bit of pain. Alaska wasn't using lube, so it would hurt a bit. "How do you like that, huh?" Alaska asks, whispering in Texas' ear. Texas whimpers in response. "Want to keep going?" Texas nods. "Y-Yeah... We've come this far, we might as well." Alaska nods and begins to move back and forth, creating friction between them. With each thrust, Texas moans in a voice that is higher than his usual voice. His moans are muffled, as Texas was holding his hand over his mouth.

      Alaska keeps thrusting into Texas, breathing heavily while making hickeys on Texas' neck. Texas begins to move in sync with Alaska, desperate for more friction. Alaska picks up on this and starts to thrust harder and faster, pumping all his pent-up stress and anger into the other state. Texas' moans become more frequent, and his eyes start to roll back into his head the harder and faster Alaska goes. "F-Fuck... I think I'm gonna-" Texas cuts himself off as he reaches an orgasm, his semen spewing out all over his stomach.

      Alaska still thrusts into Texas, causing him to cum again. Texas is breathing heavily and his eyes are rolled back. His legs shake as he reaches the peak of his orgasm, and Alaska begins to shake as well as he nears his own orgasm. He pumps his hot, sticky semen into Texas, making Texas moan and shudder. They finally separate, both breathing heavily, still shaking a little from the aftereffects.

      They get cleaned up and changed into some nightclothes. They walk to the garage, where Alaska stayed, and Alaska pulls Texas into bed with him. "Had fun?" Alaska asks, smiling. "I know I did." Texas chuckles and nods, saying, "Best night of my life." "I love you, Texas, I really do." Alaska kisses the top of the Texan's head. "Love you too, Laskie," Texas responds, curling in close to Alaska. They fall asleep in the bed together, sleeping peacefully and happily.

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[femoso-seben]

Ok since you answered to my comment that you would do a 3rd part then can I ask for a third part of "Working With a Legend" but now it's Ghost and Price working with her and experiencing it for themselves why she is such a legend

You don't have to if you don't want too!

I hope you have a good day!

Sorry for the late reply luv I was a little stuck on the story and bogged my school. Laswell walks in and you get up walking over to the table, waiting for the next easy mission. You see everyone looks at the photo of a man, racially ambiguous, brown if you will.

“This is Lazarus—” Laswell points to the photo. You let out a long sigh and a string of curses. Everyone turns to you, intrigued by your behavior.

“You know something,” Ghost said looking down at you.

“Lazarus… don’t bother trying to kill him.” You wave your hand walking back to the couch and lying down.

“Why?” Price asks.

“Because Lazarus isn’t a person.”

“What does that mean?” You look up and focus on them before laughing and closing your eyes.

“Lazarus is a title, I’ve killed the last four of them, someone always new takes over.” You explain Lazarus is a criminal organization, one that you know very well. Under the thin layer of society, a crime world exists.

“Do you know where Lazarus is?” Laswell asks, you raise your head and slightly nod. “We aren’t going to kill Lazarus we need information from him.”

“You’ll lead the mission,” Price said to you and you nodded getting up and stretching out. “Ghost and I will accompany you.

Great… the two officer ranks….

You all board a military heli you would rather do a commercial with everyone else, and blend in with the crowd but you can’t complain about a nice military heli that can get you far.

“What’s our first move?” Ghost asks, looking at you.

“We’ll find their little paws.”

“What?” Price said leaning in.

“Lazarus is a crime thing, you need to find their little paws and tails before finding the rat… you two should change to fit the tourist part.” You explain and look out at the city below you.

Dubai is a beautiful place, a place with no natural culture and slavery. You walk out and begin looking for the shady-looking person, the little rats that run this city. Your eyes caught on a little boy, who looked homeless.

You walk up to them speaking Arabic, the child looks at you wearily before you pull out a small metallic card with the Lazarus symbol. The child nods and gestures for you to follow, and you do so.

Price and Ghost follow after you and soon you are at a nightclub where tourists are dancing and influencers posting photos, in all a perfect place to traffic people. There sitting at a table was Lazarus.

“Here you go, I’m gonna get some alcohol,” he tells Price before walking off. Something felt wrong and you were pretty sure they could feel it too. You get your drink, vodka in strawberry juice. You look around and see Lazarus’s bodyguards.

You slowly make your way towards these men and take them out, dragging them to the back and striking them in pressure points. you reach into your back cuffing their hands and legs together. Soon it was just Lazarus.

You make your way back to the table to find the three men in a heated discussion. You sat down at the table and smiled at the new Lazarus. He looked at you rather annoyed by your presence.

You reach into your bag and put four bullets onto the table a small veil threat. It took this new Lazarus a minute to realize what this meant. “L likes to send their regards.” You said in a feminine tone like you're a hired woman to do so.

This man instantly begins to sweat and try to get up but it wasn’t easy with both Ghost and Price sitting on either side of him. He looked around and found out all his guards were gone, you took care of that.

The three of you took him away to a more private place. Away from prying eyes. They interrogated, and you sat back and watched as the man squirmed and shouted slipping into Arabic every other sentence. You sit back and open your work phone, the US government didn’t say you're exclusive to them, you gaze down at your phone and see a new buyer.

It was rather fortunate that you were in the right place for this mission, the death of a Saudi Prince, a familial struggle, if you may have. You get up and slink off going to your weapon stash, changing outfit you hail a cab for the exclusive party. You have a strong suspicion this job was also in play to eliminate you in the process. You look down at the little bottle of poison and hide it in the heels of your shoes. You put on enough makeup to look like you belong at the party.

You moved in stayed long enough to look like you belong, and found the cup the prince is drinking from. You gaze around to see if anyone is watching him. Several people are watching him, besides his guard a mysterious person, that one was meant for you. You walk up to him striking up a conversation flirtling a little bit acting like a foreigner. Enough for them to let their guard down. You quietly maneuver them into a corner knock them out, and set them on the ground as if they are drunkenly sleeping.

You added a small bit of poison into the prince’s cup, he’s a man, he wouldn’t be thinking about being drugged nor about protecting his cup. You used the crowd to hide yourself the way the crowd flowed back and forth tricking the camera. You even gave a drink to another person, and yourself before leaving. At most, you were there for an hour.

“Where were you?” You look up to see Both Price and Ghost looking at you like you are a deadly viper, you give them a coy smile and wave your hand dismissing them.

“Did you get what you need?” You ask them. They shook their head.

“Then let me.” You walk past them there Lazarus is covered in blood, they are playing dirty and violent. You quietly spoke to Lazarus, bringing up your history and who you were. The veiled threat of the four bullets in between your fingers.

He spilled.

BANG!

You kill him leave four printless bullets in his lap and walk to the two.

“Let’s head out.”

[melonteee]

Just watched your marine video! I thought it was very well done! I especially liked the section about Smoker, since I find him funny as a character in general. I often think about the contrast between him and Morgan, with regard to the girl bumping into him with her ice cream. Cause like, we just know Morgan’s reaction would not have been as kind. At all.

I do wonder, what are your thoughts on Fujitora? I really like him as a character and the fact that he was literally drafted after the Paramount war makes him very interesting, but you didn’t end up discussing him apart from a couple panels that showed up as visuals here and there. (I don’t have a problem with that, it’s your video, and I thought it was way cool nonetheless. I just was wondering your thoughts on him)

Another question I had: if the Marines are parallel to the pirates, where does the Revolutionary Army fit in? I guess they are more against the World Government as a whole, but the way they work I would argue mirrors the Marines a little more than piracy, if only due to the structures of them all.

Again I loved the video! I always look forward to your One Piece analyses, your ideas and ways of looking at things is so interesting and makes interacting with the series as a whole so much more enjoyable for me! Thank you!

Hello and thank you! I didn't mention Fujitora in the marines video because the video was already long and I want to make a separate video about Fujitora. But originally, I didn't like him! Until discovering he was drafted.

He's very similar to a citizen who just thinks the marines are the good of the world, so he'll do what they say if they tell him to because...they're the marines! Now that he's seen what the marines ACTUALLY do, he's turned against them, which is SUCH a win for him. Fujitora is a good example of thinking the marines are good, and seeing what the marines actually do.

In terms of the pirates, marines, and the revolutionary army - the reason I say the pirates are a parallel to the marines is because marines call PIRATES evil. The revolutionary army barely comes up for some reason, and pirates vs marines is clearly the black and white of the world.

However, you're right, the revolutionary army has a similar structure to the marines, but the RA is targeting the world gov specifically - as you said - while pirates and marines seem to keep duking it out on the seas. Due to not getting much of the revolutionary army as of yet, and not seeing much of Dragon nor how he formed the revolutionary army, I find it hard to pick their place in the story yet. They'll clearly have something to do with the downfall of the world gov, but it's more likely marines, pirates and the revolutionary army are all going in a circle of 'liberation' for the world.

I hope this was a good answer! Thank you again!

[abcwordsurge]

question and statement. GRABS YOU. im not good with asks so i will do an Actual ask (a question). what do you think about texas x florida? any thoughts on the sillies? they haunt me every now and then :3 also i hope ur well n would love 2 hear abt ur day if u want to share!! --marley

oh my gosh hey!! :D

gonna be real with you, I don't see a lot of texas x florida, so I don't have a very strong opinion on it? I feel like they would be a very chaotic duo, with texas being so aggressive and (for lack of a better word) judgmental, and florida being, well, florida. like florida goes about his day doing florida things, and texas is just like "WHAT IS THAT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING. WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT" and like, texas is right, but also every time he says something like that it just makes florida act even weirder because he likes the attention

it doesn't have quite the boss-hellish employee dynamic that gov and florida sometimes have, so it feels like the power dynamic is a bit more evenly split, and since florida has literally no reason to do anything texas says, he is (counterintuitively) more willing to do the things texas says

and maybe florida just does little things for texas without saying anything about it, because he does after all care about texas, and when texas realizes that it's florida who's leaving coffee on his desk every morning (or whatever) he starts to realize that florida isn't quite as shameless as he leads on to be, and maybe he starts to find florida's antics endearing when he connects them with the softer side of florida that shows how his antics are coming from a place of wanting to connect with texas- hehe y'know what kinda liking this dynamic a lot now that I think of it

my day's been alright. I got to go a trivia night with a bunch of friends so that was really fun :D I'm exhausted now though haha. I hope you're doing well too :3 thank you so much for the ask, this was a lot of fun to answer

[aceontheline]

More WTTT Incorrect Quotes!

Gov: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm? New York: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

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Florida: Are you an ‘arr’ pirate or a ‘yo ho ho’ pirate? California: I’m a ‘I’m not paying $600 for photoshop’ pirate.

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Texas: Thanks for opening my message and not responding. California: All good bro, any time. Texas: Fuck you.

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Florida: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight. Louisiana: But are you shuffling? Florida: Everyday. Gov: What language are you two speaking??

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California: I just heard New York call the dog a “fucking liar” because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there.

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New York: Wanna get out of here and grab a bite to eat. Massachusetts: I don’t usually eat with losers. New York: Neither do I but I asked you, didn’t I?

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Gov: So... Who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon? California: We're chopsticks! Gov: Well... that's cute! Gov: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly? New York: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

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Florida: Before you were what? Rhode Island: Before I was- Florida: What? Rhode Island: Before I was inter- Florida: Before you were interrupted? Rhode Island: Cut me off one more time and I swear I'll- Florida: What? Rhode Island: *Makes frustrated sound* Gov, nervously: Stop that. Before they hurt you.

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New York: Where are my fucking keys? Gov: New York, Utah is around, can you say it a little nicer? New York: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING KEYS?!

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Florida: Do you want to know your gay name? Louisiana: My... my gay name? Florida: Yeah, it's your first name- Louisiana: Haha. Very funny, Flo- Florida: *Gets down on one knee* And my last name. Louisiana: Oh- oh my god.

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California: *Pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me? New York: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to? Gov: And you just ran away?! California: I didn't expect him to flirt back!

[samthecookielord]

Hello hello!! ^-^ It's time to announce the results of round 1 of OC Blind Date 3! Part 1!!! (Because the second half still needs time for the polls to end lol)

For those who are new, I announce the LOSERS to maintain anonymity of remaining contestants. I'll also be telling you all a bit about the losers, hehe!

Match 1 and 2...

Jimmy and Payne lost!

Jimmy: He's my funny little thsc oc who works as a janitor at the center for chaos containment! He also needs to be wearing a hat forever or else he will be VERY SAD (its not trauma or anything sorry layton fans, he just likes the feeling of a hat on his head) I also like to put him in other games/shows by making him accidentally work as a janitor for any morally dubious/evil organization lol

Payne: A deltarune secret boss oc based on the piano in the hospital lobby. Her whole thing is that she loves to sing, but it feels like its broken because the "true audience is just beyond her reach"! I made an encounter theme for it ages ago which you can listen to here :]

Match 3 and 4...

Copper and Bonnie lost!

Copper: yeehaw :] a stick figure from my hypothetical stick fighting game, Magic Stick Smackdown! They can summon a MAGIC GUN!!! And they're just a silly sweet guy overall :]

Bonnie: Shadows over Loathing oc who owns a beauty product company (selling mostly perfumes). She has a sponsorship deal with the shadow government and that's SUPPOSED TO BE JUST IT but sometimes she pops into important shadow gov buildings anyways because she's silly like that. She could also be a moxie/mysticality mix rival to the player!

Match 5 and 6...

Veran and Hearth lost!

Veran: The wise royal advisor of Juviflor. He's just trying his best despite all the tragedies and losses in his life and SOMEHOW hasn't ever considered a villain arc. He even has a dead wife (girlfriend) (not dead)

Hearth: A wandering medic in barren magic lands. She was kidnapped and meant to be fed to a soul-eating pirate ship but she escaped with the other captives and instead fed the kidnappers to the ship. And then they yoinky sploinkyd the pirate ship and now shes desperately trying to be lawful good when everything the crew does is accidentally chaotic neutral

Match 7 and 8...

Marble and Turquoise/Rose lost!

Marble: i hate him im not explaining him ewwww ewwwwwwwww (go play my game instead)

Turquoise/Rose: Another stick from Magic Stick Showdown! She was isekai'd from another universe at the same time that an AU version of herself got isekai'd, so they kinda just fused. They have plant magic and can switch between each other to access different types of plant magic.

And that's all of them! Feel free to ask more about any of them if they interest you! ^-^