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tsum events continue to be just the best
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#tsumsted wonderland#a perfect happy ending to a tale as old as tsum#everyone just CLAMORING to get on malleus-tsum's dance card#how do you even dance with a tsum. like logistically#twst don't care twst gonna just be as ridiculous as possible and i love it#i did initially misinterpret the sound effect to be malleus-tsum (somehow) kissing malleus' hand when they started dancing#my disappointment when i went back and checked :(#it still happened in my head and in my heart
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TMA au but it’s just Gerry posting insane things like “here’s *another piece of his art which is super impressive* sorry it took so long I was in prison” and “hey I haven’t been active for two months I was tracking down a cult got into a fight with a member and we both landed in a hospital (he died but that was not because of the fight)” and his comments are just people spamming “WHO ARE YOU???”
#he has the life of an ao3 fanfic writer#he giver Jon the password to his account and tells him to make a post about his death and make it sound ridiculous but believable#for normal ppl#maybe also to reveal his identity for shits and giggles he’s dead why would he care#the magnus archives#tma#tma podcast#gerard keay#gerry keay#my tma aus#this is similar to the yt au but it’s just because I live for socmeds#and exposing normal people to insane thtings
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brennan being like “dude. half your party is stunned and one is dominated. your wizard is surrounded by enemies. you wanna take your action to interact with this bird?” BUT STILL HAVING THE VULTURE DIMENSION READY BECAUSE HE KNOWS THAT THE INTREPID HEROES WOULD NEVER GIVE UP A BIT. GOD BLESS
#the more ridiculous he made it sound the more ally was gonna do it#and the more thumbs up the rest of them gave ally#brennan rlly set the tone from the intro tbh#ally got fucking got TWICE this ep#d20#fantasy high#dimension 20#fhjy#fantasy high junior year#fhjy spoilers#ally beardsley#brennan lee mulligan#intrepid heroes
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Some Transformers rarepairs that I like 👉👈
#some of them dont even have ship names so i have to MAKE MY OWN#my art#fanart#transformers#transformers animated#transformers idw#idw transformers#maccadam#blurr#swindle#swinblurr#blurrswin#bluestreak#jazz#bluejazz#...?#jazzstreak#rodimus prime#rodimus#rodiblurr#rodblurr#blurrmus... ok no that sounds ridiculous#slipstream#blackarachnia#sliparachnia#how do you like my ship names im so creative#hehehe
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After doing some research on the types of pets people had in ancient Greece, I'd like to imagine that Helen is the sort of person who has a whole menagerie of birds — and she loves each and every one of them very, very much.
It fits well with her being good at mimicry, you know. Talking and imitating and singing with her beloved birds 💜
Close up under the read more:
I had to include that one necklace from the minoan 'saffron goddess' fresco because it's my favourite thing Ever
#helen of sparta#greek mythology#greek myth art#tagamemnon#birds#this started as a helen with birds drawing. then turned into a chance to put helen in mycenaean accurate clothing.#and THEN turned into a sort of hades game art study/sprite because playing with half lineart + half rendering is just too much fun#speaking of fun: I really enjoyed making this!! Once I got a bit experimentative it really came together. I'm happy with the outcome! ^w^#choosing what birds and how many was a challenge... in my mind Helen has dozens of birds and all sorts of species. truly a crazy bird lady.#but I decided to focus on a few for this. maybe another time i'll make a piece with a ridiculous amount of birds for fun >:) hehe#I cant remember the source but I know I read somewhere that people would specifically train magpies to say hello/greet guests#and I love that little factoid (and love magpies very much) so that was an immediate choice for me to feature here.#I also love doves and goldfinches. goldfinches sound so delightful and stand out so they were my 'songbird' choice.#and I'd like to imagine that one specific dove snuggles up on helen's shoulder all the time <3#the only bird that's truly missing here is an indian ringneck parrot (which I initially wanted to put on the shoulder but changed my mind)#so if you're like me and watch too many parrot videos. just know helen has one of them that can't stop talking and posing lmao#capri_art
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Somehow I completely missed the underlined portion of this conversation until just now 😭😭😭 he’s so funny when exactly was he “trying out” a middle name in conversation with Jon sksjdkcjmskxkskdmcjwjx 😭😭😭😭
#tma#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#jmart#jonmartin#teaholding#not only trying out a middle name#but trying out a middle name that was apparently ridiculously fake sounding#and doing so to his either kind of prickly boss or his boyfriend that he lives with 😭😭😭#something wrong with him /aff#tma spoilers#mag 164#also I love the prefix exclamation point of shock
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ZHANMADAO IS THE ONLY SPIRITUAL WEAPON WITHOUT A NAME IN TGCF AND I ALWAYS WONDERED WHY MU QING DECIDED TO KEEP IT LIKE THAT.
Like, the cultivation and training meant a lot to him, he always tried to act properly regardless of his status AND YET HE DIDN'T GIVE HIS SABER A NAME??? naming a weapon is a big thing for a cultivator, the sword have spirits, yet he keeps calling it by its type???
NEED YOUR THOUGHT ON THAT
#i personally think it subtly demonstrates that mu qing felt like an imposter even after all of his great achievements#he got it and was staring at it for hours trying to come up with a suitable name but each and every one felt ridiculous#yeah sure some “ray if justice” in a sweeper's hands#sounds completely legit not stupid at all#eventually he just left it the way it is and grew comfortable with the fact that the name illustrates nothing but the type of the weapon#and that there are thousands of other zhanmadaos around#just like thousands of sweepers#and they all just do their jobs#xie lian learns about it and says that he finds it poetic because the blade gets to be whatever mu qing wants him to be without any label#mu qing#tgcf#tgcf mu qing#'i cant wield a blade of justice or some shit my father was literally beheaded by the crown“#mxtx tgcf#tgcf headcanon
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It's way funnier to me to imagine that Geralt is the one who desperately wants Dandelion to winter at Kaer Morhen with him but Dandelion keeps saying no on the simple grounds that it's too fucking cold and do you want me to die Geralt? Do you want me to get hypothermia and fucking die?
And Geralt's like "please I am begging on my knees I will cuddle you every night to keep you warm I just need to prove you actually exist"
#the witcher books#dandelion#geralt of rivia#gerlion#you know those romcom plots that are like 'I told my fam I have a bf and now they want to meet him so pls pretend to date me'?#this is like that except the reverse#geralt tells his fam he has a bestie who's a bard that cuddles with him at night and they all just#don't believe him bc it sounds so ridiculous#'it's okay to say you're just lonely geralt you don't need to Invent A Guy to convince us you're not'#'I DIDN'T INVENT A GUY HE'S REAL I PROMISE STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE I'M A PATHETIC WET DOG'
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is it Legend and Time’s birthdays? Yes. Am I posting something late for Sky instead? Also yes😅
anyway, please enjoy my favorite screenshot of all time
#ya THINK Fi??#and she’s supposed to be the smart one in the game#ngl the skord lizalfos were the bane of my existence#them and the imprisoned#Sky did NOT have a good time#may have also screeched at some bugs I couldn’t catch#my mom still has the harp sounds memorized bc of how many times I had to redo them#my wiimote was v old#I did some ridiculous things in/for this game#love skord sm tho#linked universe#lu sky#skyward sword#fi#link#legend of zelda#linkeduniverse#stormy’s scribbles#loz humor#loz screenshots#lizalfos
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kamishiro rui uses a clapperboard and i will die on this hill. emu got it for him because she thought it would be funny and now it's a staple in their rehearsals.
look how silly he is with it
#he enjoys the dramatic aspect of it#he also likes the sound it scratches a part of his brain he didn't know needed scratching#tsukasa disapproves of it because he thinks its ridiculous#rui kamishiro#project sekai#prsk#wonderlands x showtime
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Get bonked silly librarian man
#[extended sounds of brutal pipe murder]#i love drawing elias being ridiculous <- committing crimes#i hate this guy so much <333#and jon is just chilling having a crisis#this whole sequence is going to go so fast with the music#so im scared none of my drawing will be readible :(((#and ill add subtitles... so its going to get more distracting ://#ill figure it out later#wip#tma#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#elias bouchard#jurgen leitner#tma s2 spoilers#my stuff#tma animation
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nooo you guys don't get it!!! its show over tell!! vi blinked her eyes and suddenly it makes sense why she becomes an enforcer, how she tries to kill her sister and suddenly she loves her again, how she forgives Caitlyn in five seconds and they have sex in a prison cell her sister tried to kill herself. You guys just want everything to be spoon fed! Didn't you guys know that two seconds of a micro micro expression is the best storytelling? Who cares about actual good dialogue or actual scenes that showcase us Vi's feelings! no no a montage and a one second of her farting and blinking tell us EVERYTHING we need to know about Vi this season. What an amazing ARC!!!!
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Okay okay hold on.
You’re telling me that Derek Hale is living in Beacon Hills owning an auto shop and consulting for the sheriff and having a rebellious teenage son who loves the jeep and in the first twenty seconds of being on screen Derek says to the sheriff “Maybe you should call your son?” Like I literally paused it.
Seriously considering keeping it paused and just writing a fanfic to finish it out because this is a beautiful premise that right now is canon. I accept the first 20 minutes of this movie. The rest we can toss.
#teen wolf spoilers#yes I’m watching it#might take me a few days#to watch it in small increments#everything else is ridiculously laughably the dumbest#like I laughed#like they just subbed in someone for Kira???#and the ‘badass’ camera shots and characters and literally laughable#and they used ‘we call him the alpha’ line twice in five minutes like it was not good the first time#I feel like I’m watching a movie script a teenager wrote with things they thought would sound cool#also why is Derek investigating fires#not cool#derek hale#stiles stilinski#teen wolf#sterek#spoilers#teen wolf movie
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The number of times I reach for, "I'll make a complicated baking project!!!!" because I know it'll take time and concentration (i.e., I can't focus on anything beyond the mechanical for a bit) and comes with a positive output that people who aren't me appreciate (i.e., desserts) makes me think I need other coping mechanisms.....and also that I might somehow understand those people who work out a lot.
#working out sounds terrible and I don't want to but counterpoint: I cannot keep making cookies.#I went through 4 lbs of butter today. that's....so much butter.#I don't even want to eat them! I have virtually no sweet tooth!#I just want something repetitive and mechanical that I can do while my higher brain functions take a lunch break.#(admittedly I am making christmas cookies they're going to go in my freezer for a few weeks#it's not SO ridiculous. but still ridiculous.)#no love sincerer than the love of food
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i love how loud the lost boys are with all their jewellery and shit
they’re all walking around like jingle jangle little gay boy i can hear you coming from miles away
#every time the jump or something they just sound ridiculous 😭#they’re so stupid i love them#the lost boys#the lost boys 1987
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Alright but imagine we do get a Johnlock kiss in the podcast and it will be super cute and all and after that John will be "I think we need to cut this part out, I mean our listeners here for the true crime right?" but of course he will forget to cut it out and then everyone on Twitter will be congratulating them on their kiss and in the next episode John will be "Okay, um... apparently I forgot to cut that part... oopsy-daisy! But it won't happen again!"
And then it will happen again.
#i need them to be ridiculously annoyingly sweet and affectionate with each other on podcast#like c'mon you can do good autistic representation and support feminists but not make your actor do little smooch sounds?#sherlock & co#sherlock and co#sherlock
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