#[extended sounds of brutal pipe murder]

[mita-vittua-olivia]

was about to go to sleep, remembered this parallel. rip hammer you will always be famous

[thermodynamic-comedian]

just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of brutal pipe murder. and a new tmagp episode is dropping today.

gwendolyn bouchard has the opportunity to do the funniest thing,

[anouchard]

*extended sounds of brutal BONZO BONZO BONZO*

(Yeah, MCM was grand ❤️)

Photo Creds: my friend Raymond

Bonzo Creds: @bloodybaronesscosplay

Violence Creds: Me (and the Elias cosplayer who very kindly lent me their metal pipe).

Oh, and overall creds, as always, to Rusty Quill. Thank you. 💕

[pastadrawstma]

This is not funny

Day 20 of posting magpod art daily

[martins-canned-peaches]

No I can't turn my headphone volume up cause what if the people on this plane accidentally hear the most disgusting flesh mutilation sounds known to man

[rauchendesgnu]

asmr

[cowprintsillies]

Did tumblr just send me a TMA reference

[biwonderland98]

Hey so we found your boyfriend living in the tunnels. Yeah. Yeah he had so many fucked up if true books with him. Yeah. Yeah so there was this pipe and um-

[gaymedievaldruid]

Me, a tma fan, experiencing the slightest inconvenience: hmmmm is there a metal pipe anywhere to hand

[spinemporium]

HAPPY BRUTAL PIPE MURDER ANNIVERSARY!!! JURGEN LEITNER HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 7 SLUTTY YEARS

[insoucianceart]

Disclaimer: my hatred of librarians is purely theatrical, but if I did have to kill one for some reason, it would be very easy.

I’d brandish my paranormal book at them and they’d be compelled to approach. “That’s very cool,” they’d say, confident in their superior wit and brainpower from all the books they carry around at all times. They’d shower me with very interesting facts about the Fears and hover just out of range of the book’s influence, waiting for me to exhaust myself. “But as it affects only the reader who opens it, it’s very ineffective, you see, and isn’t well-suited for use as a weap—” and then I’d hit them with the metal pipe in my other hand, which they would not have noticed because librarians can only see books and magazines.

[cyborrrg]

silly goofy murdering pipe man :)

He's so insufferably annoying and I think he's hot I MEANN who SAID THAT?

[thermodynamic-comedian]

brutal pipe murder except everything's the exact same but on his way out, elias slips comically on a puddle of blood and accidentally hits himself with the pipe. he doesn't die or anything but he gets a mild nosebleed and the eye starts laughing at him

[pisscentral]

i was plagued by vivid hallucinations and wasted an hour of my life by making this at 1 am

this drawing is stupid and i hate it and my leg hurts a lot

[connorsnothereeither]

She extended on my pipe murder till I make brutal sounds.

[disappointingcabbage]

HAPPY EXTENDED SOUNDS OF BRUTAL PIPE MURDER DAY I SEE THE REMINDER ON MY PHONE AND THE TIME HAS COME TO DO ANYTHING BUT PAY RESPECTS TO THE MAN WHO HAD SO MANY FUCKED UP IF TRUE BOOKS