martins-canned-peaches
Natural Selection's Finest Candidate
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Multi fandom blog. TMA, GO, OFMD, Feloow Travellers, Red Valley etc
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martins-canned-peaches · 1 day ago
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win for traumatised individuals! local eldritch horror is here to rip it all out free of charge
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martins-canned-peaches · 1 day ago
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Honey don’t feed me I will come back
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martins-canned-peaches · 7 days ago
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I love listening too tma in order because it's like
Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,viscerally unpleasant horror,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode, something that touches at the core or what makes you you, puts words to sensation you have had following you your entire life, alters you as person, Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode, viscerally unpleasant horror, Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode, HOMOSEXUAL OCCURRENCES!!!
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martins-canned-peaches · 17 days ago
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Them
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martins-canned-peaches · 20 days ago
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martins-canned-peaches · 23 days ago
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starting a collection
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martins-canned-peaches · 1 month ago
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All our times have come, here but now they're gone
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martins-canned-peaches · 1 month ago
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Gotta keep a straight face u guys
based on this post
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martins-canned-peaches · 2 months ago
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things jon missed while stalking his colleagues:
the fact that sasha had been half lined up for gertrude's job and how that would be a pretty good murder motive
the discrepancy between elias's hiring in 1991 and how he said he was working as a filing clerk in 1972
tim's brother's mysterious disappearance/death directly preceding his change in careers
martin's real age and literally any of his academic or employment history
conclusion: he's bad at this <3
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martins-canned-peaches · 3 months ago
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Thanks guys
here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of
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martins-canned-peaches · 3 months ago
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its okay dude im not becoming evil muhaha. sorry i mean haha. dont know what happened there muhaha. sorry i mean
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martins-canned-peaches · 3 months ago
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this is making me lose it
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martins-canned-peaches · 3 months ago
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humans are incredible. we invented all kinds of new things that never existed just to jack off to them
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martins-canned-peaches · 3 months ago
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is this anything
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martins-canned-peaches · 3 months ago
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presented without comment
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martins-canned-peaches · 4 months ago
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​​Humans these days don't know true Christian values. All they know is sodomy sodomy sodomy weed sodomy fabric of mixed materials hold hand arson cannibalize eat hot chip and LIE
does anyone hve any sin recommendations i just fell from the garden of eden five seconds ago
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martins-canned-peaches · 4 months ago
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Someone just fucking told me that the WHO in Doctor WHO doesn't stand for World Health Organization well what the fuck does it stand for then??'??!??
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