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Husk: One more word and Iām gonna punch you in the face-
Angel: Do it with your lips, coward!
Husk: I fucking will you bastard!
#borrowed from kanossan#Vaggie: *just trying to make tea* what the fu-#Charlie: šššš#Alastor: really? right in front of my salad?#that is made of meat#donāt ask#Cherri: will the two of you PLEASE JUST FUCK ALREADY#Charlie: do they love each other or hate each other?#Cherri: love#Vaggie: hate#niffty: STAB#(theyāre already dating they just like to fuck each other)#bickering is their love language#angel/husk#huskerdust#angel hazbin hotel#husker hazbin hotel#Hazbin hotel#incorrect hazbin hotel#theyāre in love your honor#gay#hazbin angel dust#hazbin hotel husk#Hazbin#gay disaster#incorrect quotes#loser baby#theyāre just making out in the corner now
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yuuji smiling and sukuna making a face like That did u really think i wouldn't do a panel redraw
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#yuji itadori#ryoumen sukuna#fanart#jjk fanart#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#jjk leaks#jjk 264#yuuji#sukuna#god sukuna's face is so priceless he rly does look like a cat at the vet#AND I MISSED HAPPY YUUJI i would read a compilation of every panel of smiling yuuji in a heartbeat#i also missed pink sukuna :') no context n u can almost pretend we r back in the good old days#anyway i debated adding text 2 this because to me it looks like Let's Take Ibuprofen Together#and since thats Sukuna's Thing (tm) i feel like theres a joke 2 b made there with yuuji saying it 2 him#but i decided against it smtimes simple is best#ok my hand is actually showing signs of overuse im done fr the day i PROMIS E FHFJSFJJ#it's just the meat of the palm pinky side and not the wrist so thats a good sign#ill probably b better tmr . no rest fr the wicked stay strong girl
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My two cents on how much of Mind!Varric is Rookās mind trying to fill the blank space and how much is Solas actively talking through a convenient blood magic paper doll of the mind: I think it's a mix of both, a truly collaborative psychosocial horrorshow if you would, but waaaay more towards the second. It feels too directed and tactical at times to be anything else. Rook's mind is willing to go along with the denial phase as far as it can fucking carry them to not have to face the grief and regret and does its part in papering over details that donāt make any sense, the way brains will strive to create coherent meaning even out of deeply confusing input, but to my understanding it's a collaborateur in how that plays out, not the instigator or control center. Solas is using it as a path to agency and to gather insight into Rook as a person unguarded as he can't count on in his own guise. (That stoic option that leads to him being like 'oh I see you're cautiously denying me access to your inner life. well. at least you still have Varric to talk to. y'know as an outlet :)'. You absolute BITCH Solas! That alone convinced me that he HAS to have an active hand in it on some level.)
My guess is that it takes considerable effort on Solasā part to make Mind!Varric do anything more involved or complicated than seeming to sit up in bed and give casual commentary, and thatās why he keeps having eerie five minute shallow pep talks with you before he announces he conveniently needs a nap aaanyway good luck kid you got this haha. When heās just spouting NPC lines from his bedrest, Iām ready to believe that could be Rookās mind being allowed to improv lines for him more freely because itās less about Solas trying to get something out of them or working an angle and more āStill here! Still totally alive and fine and the mentor figure you know and love and trust :) donāt even worry about it! Thankfully there is no war in Ba Sing Sei, as we all knowā upkeep work lol. Rookās mind is allowed to set the tone of Varric, the outlines, but not always the content.Ā
AND, on a (beautifully fucked up) character psychology level, I feel like Solas is indulging in actually getting to be the good supportive mentor figure to Rook with one hand to assuage the guilt he feels about what he's done -- and what he's going to do -- to them with the other. Same internal logic as he uses in Trespasser about the Qun. āAlmost everyone is going to die from the course of action Iām doggedly pursuing eventually. But at least I can make their last years happier and freer and kinder than they would have been otherwise. and that kind of makes up for it right. a little bit. doesn't it. doesn't that make it better at least. I need that to make it better)'. Did I really take your beloved mentor and friend from you if you donāt know yet that I did? Some philosophers would argue not really! So itās probably almost ok actually. Isnāt it even a little noble that Iām taking all this grief and guilt on myself and shielding you for now. With undertones that Iām not sure he would realize himself (and might be mortified by if he did) that he is so incredibly lonely, and even a dishonest and indirect emotional connection is more than nothing when youāre that desperate. In this setup he gets idk. Both the control he craves so incredibly badly in relationships and over himself, and the scraps, the fading afterimages, of intimacy and warmth and companionship, even second hand. The one thing Solas and Rook agree on deep deep down is that they really wish Varric weren't gone. They're handshake memeing this in the saddest and most creepy way possible.
I think an important element too is that Solas needs Rook and their team to *succeed* āĀ up to a certain point. He needs someone to hold the two other elven mean girls off until he can get out of here. Ideally, in a perfect world, even do all the hard work of killing them so he can swoop in at the end and do his thing when both sides are exhausted and out of resources to stop him, and then Bobās your uncle! Same logic as he was using with Corypheus, and after that worked out so well, too! King of choosing to never learn from a single solitary mistake heās ever made even though i fully believe he could have the capacity to FenāHarel <3 The underlying idea isnāt flawed, you see, it was just unforeseen circumstances getting in the way. This time for sure itāll all work out the way I cleverly imagined it in my head beforehand. Cue By Talos this canāt be happening etc. in the form of a statue almost crushing him like a bug.Ā
So he's providing guidance and forging Rook into a leader from two angles: one Rook might not trust, and one they probably will. Shaping them into what he needs slowly and carefully. Heās helping you hone your team into their most effective state, as he might have done with his own agents back in the day, setting up his chess pieces even if he has to squint through two glimpsed realities to do it haha. Pincer maneuver of an insidious stealth mentor you never asked for. Alsoā¦ at one point mind Varric gives you a whole little monologue about how Solas' problem is that heās always seen his interpersonal connections as flaws and see where itās landed him, all alone and the worst part? it hasnāt even worked. itās all been for nothing heās back where he began with nothing to show for it but his mistakes. Like...that has such strong 'uh okay happy to play your therapist from two rooms away here what the fuck kind of traumadump is this' energy to me, Iām not sure Rook like. Thinks that much about Solas as a private person. So much of Solas' self-loathing and futile insights into his own flaws seem to shine through in Mind!Varric's dialogue all the time ā I just can't believe that there's no guiding hand behind it as it were.Ā
Most of all. I feel like people underestimate the degree to which Solas is incredibly funny. As in, he has a very consistent and recognizable sense of humour. Itās one of my very favourite things about him. We must remember ā it is crucial that we always keep in mind ā Orlesian accent and wig Solas from May The Dread Wolf Take You (my beloved, the explanation for why I love this dude even with the. All of the everything else. No one does it quite like him). He is not at all above doing things or adding little flourishes for his own obscure amusement, in fact that seems to me to be one of his most consistent traits. The Randy Dowager Quarterly comment Varric has? The āMaybe this is the Dread Wolfās revenge. Forcing us to house sit for himā thing? To Me this is 100% Solas amusing himself in his boring Fade jail surrounded by the screaming hellscape of all his regrets. Source: it came to me as divine revelation through pure vibes trust me broĀ
If nothing else I find it much more narratively interesting personally if the connection between Rook and Solas really is that defenselessly intimate and entwined (and so unbalanced!), and the sense of violation and invasion and betrayal afterwards consequently all the more nauseatingly intense. Even if you kept him at armās length in the open, heās been under your skin the whole time, looking around, gathering what he needs to destroy you, wearing the face of a friend. Regretfully, probably, but choosing to do it every step of the way anyway. (Sound familiar, Inquisitor? Solas doesnāt have that many tricks when you actually look at it, he keeps returning to old tried and true ones like a dog with a bone haha.) Maybe he even genuinely meant some of it as mercy, which only makes it so much worse. It makes his sin against his own core principles of autonomy and the freedom of all beings in mind, spirit and body so much more juicily grave if itās something he pursues actively and consistently, rather than it half-falling into his lap as a happy accident mainly orchestrated by Rookās own subconscious. Solas, too, is at his very lowest point, the closest to giving in and becoming his own antithesis fully that heās ever been, and it makes the choice of whether you still reach out your hand to him one last time or not all the more impactful and difficult.
#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#dragon age meta#solas#varric tethras#rook#I love what weeekes has managed to do with solas in this game honestly. both kinder and harsher reads on him?#completely supported by the text and completely valid. it really does come down to how you feel individually at the end of it all#there are good arguments to be made in every direction. sing o muse about a complicated man.#and also a motherfucker (affectionate *and* derogatory)#forgiveness isn't about him it's about you ultimately. do you find it in yourself or are there things that shouldn't be forgiven? up to you#he deserves both compassion and to be slam dunked straight into hell often with equal intensity. and i think that's beautiful#face in my hands. it keeps happening to me. I black out and I've written a whole thing and feel like I've been through a meat grinder#clearly my brain needs to Process things very badly but god I wish I could maybe control a bit more when and how intensely it does it lol#obligatory disclaimer that this is only my personal opinion and read on the game and characters involved etc. YMMV
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Congratulations to TEAM CHEESE for winning the popular vote on the Charcuterie poll!
#charcuterie saga#digital art#I initally made the poll as a fun little side thing while I was away and not able to draw -#-and a week later it has become a true battleground of food passion!#I *will* be drawing the charcuterie board soon (I first need to plan out what this thing looks like based on the ratio of votes)#But I also really want to draw more faux stickers like this. Possibly...to make them into actual stickers?#Let's see what the vibes are like after I draw more. I'll do a interest check and if enough people want them...It will be so.#Team Olives and Pickles will get one next. As will team Crackers. You both fought hard but the battle was stacked against you.#Turns out people have very strong opinions about cheese!#Team Jam kept it fun with recommending the most delightful combinations and spreads.#Team meat made me laugh with their chants. Team fruit just wanted a lovely time.#Team crackers were the underdogs but fought a good fight.#Team olives and pickles - you weren't even an official team at the start but you made it your destiny. Well done.#Team Vanilla extract....You made me eat something terrible. Feta. Old chedder. Gouda. Babybel. None of these are good with Vanilla.#Don't ask me how I know that.#(I know I should do a soft goat cheese with some fruit in it. I just haven't had the opportunity yet.)#Thank you all for your participation and for filling my week with whimsy B*)#I've loved drawing these little mice a lot!
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Yes, yes, Sanji letting Zoro help in the kitchen by letting him chop vegetables because he's good with pointy objects.
BUT. Have you considered?
They live in a world without most electrical appliances. A FUCKTON of physical labor goes into baking (and keep in mind how often Sanji bakes treats for the girls).
Sanji being tired (physically) and not feeling like taking 10 min to whip whipped cream. Being tired (mentally) of Zoro making fun of him for never working out. Sanji saying "fuck it" and just starts putting him to work.
The foccacia dough needs to be kneaded? "Have fun working a sticky mess for 20 minutes, asshole"
Need meringue? "No, STIFF peaks marimo. Don't tell me you're wimping out already"
"Are you even TRYING to flatten that steak Marimo?"
"Yes, it needs whipped cream. YES, I know you just made some yesterday. We need more"
Zoro's shoulders are burning but he's trying SO HARD not to lose face with the cook and meanwhile Sanji is silently losing it at Zoro's shock that cooking can in fact be a workout
#zosan#sanji#zoro#strawhats#op#one piece#this post brought to you by my burning shoulders#i love bread but damn#also i have made whipped cream by hand before#yes it was a complete pain.#would not recommend#i think im gonna start tagging these posts#maybe.....#anime posting#?#good as anything for now i guess#...ok i realize schnitzel isnt baking but my point still stands#also#rereading this#beating meat#stiff#sticky mess#good lord there's just a whole host of innuendo here#obviously this could be platonic too i just automatically tag it as zosan
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Springtime Swing
Thank to everyone who came up with ideas for my sketch! I really appreciate the inspirationš
#Iām done with my thesis and Iām trying to return to normal brain functionality šš#my brain is made of hamburger meat and old man yaoi#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable spouses#aziracrow#fem!aziraphale
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Chirpy Chips Livestream, Translated
BancalaWalker reveals the Chirpy Chips are popular twitch streamers (Or, whatever the Splatoon version of it is called), and the book has a transcript of part of one of their live streams.
This looked fun to translate so I went for it. Read on in the link below!
#splatoon translations#splatoon#bancalawalker#chirpy chips#splatoon lore#splatoon 3#this is the context to the sharks in the meat grinder post i made last night.#more translations coming soon...#i dont have the book for myself ive had to Ask for images
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CROWLEY SSR THOUGHTS
there is zero basis for this, but I can't get this thought of my head
I don't know why I decided to draw it this way
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#(these will be relevant in a moment)#this isn't going to happen. but WHAT IF.#anyway i didn't get him (damnit birdman come home) so i had to look up his story#and let me tell you friends my findings were SHOCKING#crowley canonically likes vegetables which means that the crowley is revaan theory = BUSTED#crowley is sailor venus = CONFIRMED#(i know 'whip of love' is a saying but that's where my mind always goes)#DISCLAIMER: this is (mostly) a joke please continue to hold whatever theories and headcanons you want#but look. c'mon. look over here at this whiteboard i've covered in red yarn.#revaan being a picky eater has come up multiple times and there is an entire whole bit about how much he hated jerky and refused to eat it#and now they've made a point of talking about how crowley will eat almost anything and loOoOoves wild game meat especially#it's SO stupid but i can't help but read way too much into it#(this is tumblr if you don't want to see incredibly stupid overanalysis of anime guys then why are you HERE)#and i gotta hold on to something because otherwise whenever malleus and crowley are onscreen together i just keep going 'same hair color...#unless this is like. some kind of deep cover thing.#lilia doesn't recognize him because he saw him eat a green bean once and revaan would NEVER#crowley's secret is safe for another day#(serious hat on: i do think they're probably connected in some way)#(but there's something deeper going on that we're just not clued into yet that will hopefully explain things)#man forget revaan what if crowley whips off his mask and it turns out he was meleanor this whole time#wait hold on meleanor loves jerky. IT ALL FITS...
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Do my DPxDC brothers know about Phantom Girl????
Just wanted to check in with my DP x DC homies and make sure yaāll know thereās a hero called Phantom Girl in Dc comics whose powers are all about intangibility and blowing shit up with āNegative zoneā energyā¦ā¦
Now Iām just saying I think her and Danny would be friends and or they would beef over who has to go and change their names. Sheās also an alien girl who was tragically stranded in another dimension for several decades who has aged strangely and no longer fits into the hierarchy of her home planet! So like you know if ur into space Danny vibes.
Anyway just wanted to make sure yaāll knew, have a good day!
(art at the top done by me, art at da bottom done by Dc comics artist)
#dp x dc#dpxdc#DC#Phantom Girl#Danny Phantom#I wish I could say I made this up but I canāt we left meat on these bones I needed everyone to know#I just finished reading the terrifics (just dicsount fantastic 4 lmao) and sheās in it so I had to#I think her and Danny could have nice chats theyāre both teens with crazy potential for angst
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when finn and jake establish that they get their meat from meat man its logical to assume hes some sort of fantasy butcher until finn asks "do you think it hurts him when we take his meat?" revealing hes MADE of meat and they eat him. and it only gets WORSE when jake replies "i dont know i cant read his mind" implying he cant even voice whether or not hes in pain. but they still eat him.
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How it feels to headshot enemies in New Vegas
My annual 'I should play more Fallout 4' urge happened to line up with everyone and their mom getting into/back into Fallout this year, but I haven't played since I got my new computer and wasn't willing to hunt down the list of mods I had installed so I just gave New Vegas a second attempt instead (my first one stalled out at 50 hours or so)
Dance was referenced from a NakeyJakey clip but I can't for the life of me remember which video it comes from
Also my life exploded recently (I'm aight just tired+stressed af) and this was me attempting to take a break and draw something simple and stupid. Unfortunately I have terminal overdoing it diseaseš
#my courier looks like she's made of hotdog meat#so I drew my shark avatar instead#fallout: new vegas#fallout: nv#fallout new vegas#fallout nv#fnv#fnv boone#craig boone#fnv comic#fallout comic#sharky art
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Crack ship so good it makes you make fanart on MemeGenerator
#they were made for eachother you don't understand#also I think crocodile meat gyoza must taste so good. chewyā with a little cabbage and mushrooms#kaiman#laios#dungeon meshi#dorohedoro#laiman? kailai? laika?#š#!!!!! KAIMAN AND LAIOS SCI-FI SPACE AU!!!!!!#so that's what they ment with yaoi cocaine#laiman
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Prompt 196
So. Tucker mightāve done an oopsie. But itās not his fault! How was he supposed to know you werenāt supposed to even be able to hack into the watchtower with a PDA? He uses PDAs for everything, and itās not like itās even hard???
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Why are the heroes looking at him like that?Ā
#Dcxdp#Dpxdc#Prompts#Danny is in the kitchen also bemused with Sam#None of them are aware how crazy their stunts are thx to everything being trial by fire#Theyāre in the kitchen trying to get Samās darling rosebush & Tuckerās mini meat dragon to stop fighting#The heroes who came here because someone hacked into the watchtower are looking at all of this in horror#The three of them just wanna have a calm break before college man#Or internships#They got married for the tax benefits & because theyāre all Ride or Die at this point#All three are ace#There's a big flag on their wall made out of living plants
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Book worm? No, Meat Worm š„©šŖ±
Berry/Berry/Berry
Coral/Cream/Coral
Berry/Red/Cream
#flight rising#fr everlux#meat scries#i am here once again with meats :]#edit: apparently i have accidentally made some sort of reference. the more you know ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ#that was not intended. berry is just meat/bacon colored on fr#(now i'm even more disappointed no one picked up on the meat snake reference back for aura's >.>)
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senshi stimboard
if youāre seeing this, then senshi wants you to take care of yourself and go eat some food <3
sources: š§”š§”š¤ | š„š²š„ | š¤š§”š§”
#senshi says the kind of food doesnāt matter bc all food is good food! just try to go have a snack rn! senshi will be very proud if u do :))#stimboard#senshi#senshi of izganda#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#food stim#cooking#knives#sharps#tw raw meat#stim board#my boards#personal boards#food#brown#green#yellow#red#oughhh this is definitely one of my favorite boards Iāve made in a LONG time..#love that I was able to both make a senshi board (delightful) AND use it as an excuse to just fill a board with cozy food stims#man senshi is literally so important to me.. I love himā¦.#I swear bro is literally the patron saint of ed recovery rn lmaooo#bless him <33 he is genuinely motivating me to eat. and to make boards again apparently!
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