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great foremothers, save me from ever being what a man would delightedly call "wife"
#i never ever ever want to be a man's wife#never in my life#everything it means is death and disease and loss to me#if a man ever wanted to call me wife i'd vomit#everything the “wife” archetype of a woman in male philosophy is#is the opposite of the woman i am#that is alive#that is free#that is independent and loved and safe#that is self-sufficient and self-determined#i would hate being associated as the wife of a husband#disgusting and gross#heterorealism#radblr#feminism#mine
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I thought going to the gym was supposed to make you feel good so WHY is my body feeling the weight of multiple hangovers since this morning…
Jk I know why it’s cause I don’t eat well and smoke 😔
Still had one of my best night of sleep in a while
#gymlife#not really#trying to be a human#except I hate it#having a body#that is alive#and full of bones#amd blood#GET ME OUT
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If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes
#and i live by that#life is just life#ok ren go to bed ‼️#life is a constant loop of worry but also a constant loop of support#a constant loop of love and connections#thats what it is to be alive#omg period cramp ok good night#ren won't shut up#mood ruined ouchie
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having viral posts is all fun and games until you have clowns in your mentions being like "well, op, i bet you also didn't know THIS" [haughtily explains something i absolutely would and do know] like add whatever to my posts that you think is informative just don't direct it at ME! i know! i just didn't include it in the post i made in 20 seconds because i didn't think 30,000 of you would see it!
#you dont have to tell me TSA didnt exist before 9/11. i know. im a milennial. i was alive then. thank you ❤️#🌲.txt
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Girl failed the med school exam like 8 times I dont think she'd do all too well when faced with the burnt crisp of her captain
#mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#i think anya should be allowed by the fandom to not be the best at her job#i find her more interesting as someone trying to reach a goal but unable to make it#curly being kept alive is less so an impressive feat and more so the torment of keeping someone alive but never aleviating their pain#also itd make jimmys comments crueler in how hed target her insecurities
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the not so perfect captain
#i still have so many things i wanna draw for this game no lie it's eating me alive#mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#captain curly#my art#artists on tumblr#tw blood#tw body horror
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SHE’S ALIVE!! I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL! THE AIRSHIP AT THE END!!! THE GLITCHY END CREDITS!! THE AIR VENTS!!! THE GLITCH! CAITLYN’S SMIRK AT THE END!!!
#I NEED her to be alive#SHE CANNOT BE DEAD#also I’m sorry but all the foreshadowing and little details#I swear in the next arcane show she WILL be there#also why would Cait be smirking at the end if Jinx was dead#season 2 arcane theory#arcane#jinx#arcane jinx#jinx arcane#season 2 arcane#arcane season 2 spoilers#arcane league of legends#league of lesbians#league of legends arcane#jinx league of legends#lol jinx#arcane 2
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Mouthwashing Good end! Jimmy they could never make me like you
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I'm sorry, but I'm just too fucking old to pretend that the presidential ticket of "Person who performed some of the first gay marriages in her state while it was still federally illegal" and "governor who created a trans refuge state while other states were making it illegal to transition" is somehow 'jUsT aS bAd foR QuEer pEopLe' as the ticket promising to reverse marriage equality and make trans healthcare next to impossible.
That is such a monumentally stupid opinion that I'm going to have a hard time believing that you're actually that stupid, and I'll probably just assume you're malicious.
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visitation
wouldn’t it be funny if ford was able to visit bill at his intergalactic, therapeutic, meet-you-on-the-other-side-and-it’s-not-heaven-or-hell-but-a-third-evil-thing prison
#gravity falls#bill cipher#book of bill#stanford pines#divorce is real u guys and it can save ur life (literally man stanford barely made it out of alive with this one)#billford
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i come from the universe where everything is the same except disney heroines get like an ounce of their fathers' obviously dominant genes and their clothes are like 80% more historically accurate. it's beautiful here.
#do you like my awesome screenshot edit/style match skills.#i've been honing this for years#i love how these turned out#alsooo i think aurora is the prettiest princess ever :[ i love her 40s influence smmm <3#her parents r great and alive too... ily king stefan he's very pretty#also it drives me up the wall how fat people are drawn with TOTALLY different proportions than the protags#i do enjoy both looks but i wish they blended better. like at least give them. similarly sized skulls. yknow.#disney#beauty and the beast#sleeping beauty#do you like my totally out of left field random post at 5am on january third?? enjoy#redesign
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1910 collective days of human life, all for this?
Hi I love Anya. I'd like to draw Swansea too because he's my 2nd fav but that'll come another time. Image description: a drawing of Anya from the game Mouthwashing. She is sitting on the floor surrounded by empty bottles of mouthwash floating in a non-literal pool of blue liquid.
#mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#quynh draws#fan art#Hi I'm alive. Nice to see yall again. I keep saying I'll post publicly more but I really haven't been feeling it. socmedia tiring#also I KNOW SHE WEARS SOCKS AND SANDALS I just felt like drawing sneakers
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thinking about ford "human blood tastes better" pines
ford "i have been desiring blood more than usual" pines
stanford "was bitten by a fruit bat but still wrote the sentence 'i have been desiring blood more than usual'" pines
#gravity falls#ford pines#stanford pines#what is WRONG with him jfkdlsjklsa#he and bill really WERE made for each other. lord alive man.#ford how many different types of blood have you definitely not sampled to have a distinct ranking in which human blood is the best#ford you wrote this BEFORE you went insane. ford.#this was you at your normalest. comparatively speaking.
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What I am gathering from current fandom discussion
#joel smallishbeans#smallishbeans#wild life#wild life smp#wild life spoilers#trafficblr#life series#traffic smp#tbh I feel like the solar system symbolism hasn’t hit the same since the og 3#but I find it so funny how it was kept alive as long as possible unfortunately Joel’s whole thing this season was a fucking Car#and that’s the line in the sand 😭😭
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my (cis) brother is using my old license to buy wine and it has the gender marker F on there. so whenever he gets asked he just says “oh i’m trans”. its literally worked every single time.
#the narwhal speaks#we’re close enough in age and looks to pass for the other#if you took out photos and then shrunk it down on shitty plastic#if he gets asked why he doesnt quite look like the photo he has a whole speech planned abt how hormone replacement therapy changed so much#like muscle distribution etc#he hasnt been asked yet tho but hes practed the speech on me its totally great#what a time for our generation to be alive
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