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slutforpringles · 4 months ago

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lol find shame 😂👁️

#hahahahahaha #that is a man who knows he's cooked #anti sergio perez #azerbaijan gp 2024 #thank you anon for the link 🫶🏻#yuki tsunoda #red bull racing #daniel ricciardo

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egophiliac · 9 months ago

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Wait, did you put a photo of Vil and Neige as kids in Eric’s office??

oh good, I was afraid that wasn't going to read properly and people would just be like "what is this supposed to be". :') but yeah! I like to think Eric was pretty fond of Neige as a kid! single dad sees orphan child approximately the same age as his own son and goes "hmm. okay, you guys are going to be friends now." (this did not go as well as he'd hoped.)

(also I do love how it's kind of a running joke that everyone loves Neige except for Vil, who's standing over in the corner and just seething with furious irrational hatred. someday maybe he'll find someone who doesn't think Neige is the best thing since cinnamon rolls.)

#art #twisted wonderland #vil: am i massively projecting my own hangups and insecurities onto someone who i would otherwise find only mildly annoying #vil: no it must be neige who is wrong #idk i just like neige a lot! he's sweet and i find him fascinating honestly #there's ONE offhanded comment about how oh yeah he's been orphaned since a young age and just never talks about it #he lives with a bunch of dwarves and cooks and cleans for them and this has been going on since he was like eight #like. hello?!#there's a whole backstory here that we're never going to get more than this single crumb of and frankly that makes it better #man if i had a nickel for every fandom about fairytale characters in high school #where i instantly fell in love with the snow white character #i'd have two nickels et cetera you know the rest

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kit-screams-into-the-future · 2 months ago

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Is it bad that I want to see more of that Were-Doc Au?

the people love mad scientist turned big wet dog

#back to the future #bttf fanart #bttf #marty mcfly #emmett brown #doc brown #have this silly little doodle while i cook up some silly big doodles in the meantime :]#aaaand i have just realized i missed a line where doc's other shoulder should be.#whatever. no one notices these things except me lmao #you're not the only one wanting more weredoc hahaha. looks at my 6 other weredoc asks. plus the several ideas i came up with myself.#at this rate doc will appear on this blog more dog than man #anyone who wants to take this au and run off is welcome to as well! maybe you can come up with some science jargon that makes more sense #right now the backstory is he had a bit of einstein's dna for ???? and then messed it up so badly he turned himself into a dog #how? no clue. not even he knows.#kit does an art #weredoc au #just realized this concept is like. the inverse of that au on ao3 where marty used to be a dog LMAOO #havent read it just glanced at it in passing but i think that's really funny

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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MDZS Disco Elysium AU part 2 - Psyche Skills

Part 1 - Part 3

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #disco elysium #MDZS disco elysium au #jiang cheng #jiang yanli #yu ziyuan #While it's more in vogue to draw a character's skill roster tailored to them -#One of the more subtle details I love in DE is how some of the skill portraits parallel character portraits of people hbd associates with.#Theres somethine rather poetic to be said about how other people shape out thoughts and sometimes act as a 'voice' in our head.#How we are in part a collection of impressions other people left behind on us.#I am a huge Skillhead (Those are my friends! My party members! They love me! They have their own agendas and alliances!)#so of course a healthy portion of this AU is dedicated to them <3 #the Int skills go basically unchanged from DE. Psy as well (with changes to a few quirks in voice).#Fys skills though...well...wwx is in a different body! Those voices belong to Someone Else.#Esp electrochem (MXY in this AU also partied to near death. WWX is withdrawing and craving substances he's never even heard of before)#While I personally don't fully subscribe to Volition Jean I *do* see Volition Jiang Cheng. The voice of your Not Brother keeping you afloat #All three of these parallels make me unbelievably sad. They are also both purple. Art is like that sometimes.#Empathy Jiang Yanli...oh man do I have a lot of thoughts about her. Disco fans Who Know....you can probably see what I'm cooking.#Authority is a really interesting skill in DE because *yes* its about power and intimidation - but it's also about finesse and respect #Titus Hardie and YZY both abuse *and* finesse how they establish their authority - in a way that leaves quite an impression.#2 more mdzs disco posts that I *need* to create and then I'm off to working on raffles <3

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fastboatsmojito · 2 months ago

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Frank castle finding one of your plushies left over at his place and sending u pics like this with it everywhere he goes throughout the day </3

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starry-bi-sky · 8 months ago

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realizing i have. a lot of untapped trauma potential for clone^2 danny because i just Fully Processed Four Months Late the fact that his parents were capturing and torturing ghosts in the basement before he became Phantom. and the fact that he was on house rest for 2 weeks. during that time period. and he wasn't really leaving the house. he could hear their screaming through the floorboards

*points at clone danny* i can give you suuuuuuch a bad time babe ahaha. i've got two untouched years before you meet damian what fucks you up before then

#dpxdc #dp x dc #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dpdc #clone^2 #danny fenton is a clone #like i dont even need to traumatize you worse the pure explorative options from this aLONE is enough to feed me for a week.#like. tucks hair behind ear let me shatter you into glass pieces then glue you back together babe. i can put you back together so good.#i'm missing a few shards because some parts of you broke into such small pieces i couldn't pick them back up again so you'll be missing a #few chunks of yourself that you'll never get back but that's okay. you'll still be a resemblance of your old self :]#don't let anakin (me) listen to late night sad songs he makes angst.#hhh imagine being stuck in a house for two weeks where you can hear your parents torturing ghosts in the basement and not only that but #you're the only person who can undERSTAND the ghosts. how many times did he see his parents drag in a ghost with whatever capturing device #they made recently? iirc the thermos was like. brand new in episode one right? but gOD the trauma this alone would cause #nobody touch me im cooking rn i need to think about how this would impact danny. like obvs it would fuel into a developing obsession to #keep his parents away from ghosts and to help the dead but what *else.* i need to refine my becoming phantom ficlet i wrote back in winter #raaa #and like even after two weeks they were *still capturing ghosts* danny just wasn't in the house 24/7 at the time.#*but those two fucking weeks man*#i need to sleep on this first before i make any major moves bc i know im tired but i am having thOUGHTs

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gothsuguru · 3 months ago

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Th....thinking about domestic!suguru who always makes his plates of food look good for his bb <3 whether it be breakfast, dinner or a snack, he always makes it look good in case his bb wants to take a pic 😊

this is making me feel so warm & soft bc you’re so right anon… i think one of his biggest love languages is acts of services and that includes making meals for his beloved! i think if you two live together then he’s absolutely perfected his recipes for your favorite meals, and if you don’t live together then TRUST that he’s toiled away in the kitchen with a stained apron, hair pulled back with wild pieces covering his face, and a small smile after he’s tasted his meal cooked with love (he can’t wait to cook your meal and casually bring it over one day — a small smirk on his face as he says “it was nothing!”)

((IT WAS ABSOLUTELY SOMETHING… satoru had to calm him down on the phone when he spiraled about if you would like the food or not)) (((satoru offered to be a taste tester and finished all the food -> suguru PROMPTLY bonked him on the head w a frying pan)))

BUT YOU’RE SO RIGHT!!!!! i think he feels especially honored and excited when you take a picture of the food he made because he PRIDES himself on plating! i’m talking abt he can do cute animal shapes one day and then elegant michelin style plating the next — my man has RANGE! <333 i think suguru ALSO has a notes app of your favorite food/snacks/beverages and ALSO an album of food he’s made for you/food you’ve made for him :’)

i think food is one of his biggest love languages :’) he wants you to eat well and bonus points if he can feed you with all the love too :’) if he fusses over you please let him, he just loves you so much & you’re too adorable 🙂‍↕️ and if you want to learn how to cook/already know, then suguru’s favorite activity/pastime is cooking with you :’) it’s very intimate and sweet, love belongs in the kitchen!

#asks #anon #this was so cute i had to answer it immediately 🙂‍↕️🩷#i think this goes for a suguru who eats curses too — he’s not picky abt food bc anything tastes better than a curse #i think his tastebuds aren’t totally honed so sometimes he’s nervous to make you food bc he’s worried it would taste bad #but he has food testers around him (satoru nanami haibara shoko utahime) to make sure your food is wonderful!#and he writes down EXACT measurements and once he’s comfortable making it then he just knows everything by heart and likes to play w it #and as for a no-curses au 🙂‍↕️ we know that man is HUSBAND. a beautiful demon in the kitchen #he can chef up ANYTHING! loves teaching/learning abt cooking & different cuisines! and loves grocery shopping with you 🥹#(aka you sitting in the cart throwing junk food in while suguru isn’t looking and him sighing fondly when he sees you surrounded by snacks)#((he bonks you on the head w green onions after . he’s my wife))#snippets #<- bc i might need to put this concept in my fic omg

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faunandfloraas · 2 months ago

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Lee know becoming Guy Who Eats Boring Chicken Breast for The Protein ™️ is my villain origin story

#joking obvs #but like... i miss foodie lee know i miss when he cooked #and i miss when he spoke about food enthusiastically #like i feel like the only time he mentions food now is to say he 'cheated' and is *insert mean thing about himself*#or to be like Im on a diet and its so -_-#like i always rhought it was cute how seungmin would pester the cuties dorm to eat with him like a family #but now im like oh he really was living with the 3 dudes who do the most worrying dieting behaviours like ...... :(#but also in a broader sense its frustrating bc how many young ppl are reading those messages and internalising negative messages too #or thinking oh if hes a fat pig then what am i? so its that thing where like #yeah i do have sympathy to a degree but i also think people with such a big platform should be more careful with what they say #🚬😮‍💨#negativity #bums me out i miss guy who went on that cooking shiw with the chef lady and was so cute and interested #and guy who took over when skz looked dangerous bc He Was The Food Man #yk... it was very lovely

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urfavisananimegirl · 20 days ago

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walter white from breaking bad

Walter Hartwell White (Breaking Bad) is an Anime Girl!

#my name is walter hartwell white. i live at 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque new mexico 87104. this is my confession. if youre watching thi #s tape im probably dead. murdered by my brother in law hank schrader. hank has been building a meth empire for over a year and using me as #is chemist. shortly after my 50th birthday hank came to me with a rather shocking proposition. he asked that i use my chemistry knowledge t #cook methamphetamine which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. connections that he made through his career with the #DEA. i was... astounded. i always thought that hank was a very moral man and i was thrown. confused. but i was also particularily vulner #able at the time. something he knew and took advantage of. i was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. han #took me on a ride along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. and i was weak. i didnt want my family to #go into financial ruin so i agreed. every day i think back at that moment with regret. i quickly realized that i was in way over my head an #hank had a partner. a man named gustavo fring. a business man. hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man and when i tried to quit #fring threatened my family. i didnt know where to turn. eventually hank and fring had a falling out. from what i can gather hank was always #pushing for a greater share of the business to which fring flatly refused to give him and things escalated. fring was able to arrange uh i #uess you could call it a hit. on my brother in law. and failed but hank was seriously injured. and i ended up paying his medical bills whic #amounted to a little over 177000. upon recovery hank was bent on revenge working with a man named hector salamanca. he plotted to kill frin #and did so. in fact the bomb that he used was built by me and he gave me no option in it. i have often contemplated suicide but i am a cowa #d. i wanted to go to the police but i was frightened. hank had risen in the ranks to become head of the DEA and about that time to keep me #n line he took my children. for 3 months he kept them.my wife who up until that point had no idea of my criminal activities was horrified t #learn what i had done. why hank had taken our children. we were scared. i was in hell i hated myself for what i had brought upon my family.#recently i tried once again to quit to end this nightmare and in response he gave me this. i cant take this anymore. i live in fear every #ay that hank will kill me or worse hurt my family. i... all i could think to do was make this video in hope that the world will finally see #this man for what he really is.#breaking bad #walter white #your fave is an anime girl #your fave is #hall of fame

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shiresome · 8 months ago

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I love the way you draw lex so bad. do u have any lex headcanons question mark….

THANK YOU THATS SO SWEET!! Yes I have one Lex headcanon: he is my best friend forever and ever

#dc #lex luthor #edward nygma #the riddler #the joker #lexjokes #my drawings are too unserious for me to have genuine headcanons about him im sorry #i draw him huge though like 6'6 big #but ive only drawn him beside other people who are relatively tall so #MY MORTAL KOMBAT DESIGNS LIKE. everyones heights are so varied but most of my dc designs are tall 👎#will draw him beside harley or something for The People #anyway joker treats him like theyve been married ten years #lex is expected to love anything joker loves and hate anything joker hates (this varies wildly from day to day)#(lex has to guess what is what its hell)#the stepson in question is the roddler #jokers life is one big game of playing house and lex unfortunately landed the dad role. to me #now hes stuck with that forever #dcau lex luthor my role model my idol my most trusted ...#also he would be a good cook. im right #hes thirty five. i do not know that man #joker #riddler #ethical billionaire #fanart #shire art #shire's got mail!#still kinda like the slightest bit shy about my dc doodles so these asks are always so cute

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fisheito · 2 months ago

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Typing "capsaicin snake effect" into the search bar so i can figure out if yakumo can eat spicy food

#it's telling me that primarily mammals are affected #and the few times they tried it on snakes #it didn't really do much except mess with their processing abilities a bit #so what you're saying is that yakumo will primarily not be affected by spicy food.#but maybe with super spicy things #he might get a lil loopy? a lil nose clogged ? a momentary distraction? but no pain #if yakumo's tears are mala sauce then it only makes sense that he can eat mala amirite #mammals are the ones who suffer huh.........#i am imagining the yokai trio eating some hella spicy food #yakumo is eating unaware of the presence of capsaicin. he's happily describing the textural and flavour profiles of the dish #garu is a lil confused. this food hurts a bit. but it's still tasty so... gotta keep eating.. OW drink milk? THEN EAT MORE! YEAH!#kuya is OBLITERATED #for all we know the version that kuya got could have only been seasoned with a bit of black pepper #but old fox scrunches up his entire face as soon as it hits his tongue #and he slams the dish into the trash (with dramatic angry flair) like he's a veteran judge on a cooking show #garu WILL eat that thing out of the trash if you don't stop him #if rei is more bird than man then he won't be affected either #i'm gonna go ahead and think even if he IS more man than bird... he'll still be unaffected.#rei probably eats toxic waste akin to blade and garu levels . he is beyond human. he has experimebnted beyond Mortal Stomachs #blade is in the corner crunching on what you THINK is a candy apple. but it is not that. it is an orb of molten glass #(blade's spicy food is hot metal? yeah. he'll eat that capsaicin like it's nothing. give him an orchard of chillis.)#(actually. maybe don't. because the next time eiden sucks him off there gonna be some COMEDIC consequences)

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djevelbl · 20 days ago

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Ace Attorney crossover where, in very typical Phoenix Wright fashion, he's neglected to find out WHO IN HELL his newest client is until he's sitting right across from him at the detention center's visitation room, and he's forced to confront the fact that he's going to bat for a murderous clown who IS innocent this time around

Aka: Ace Attorney crossover, but ClownPierce is his client--

#yea so im cooking chat #can you SEE the vision #phoenix panicking bc clowns assassin status is a secret told with OPEN doors — everyone knows it but nobody can prove it #clown being the most respectful client phoenix has ever had and somehow STILL the most deranged #something something clownzy at some point bc these bad bitches cant be kept appart from each other #uhhhhhh the real killer isssss oh man idk. fuckin. uh #what would be the funniest option???#reddoons? ashswag?? minutetech maybe??? idk man I've not watched lifesteal enough to know the dynamics #in my head the real killer is branzy who gets away with it and only did it bc he was trying to court clown with that #(bc OFC he would)#and takes them all out on a dinner as an apology #maya is all in for whatever the fuck is this weird shit going on #she's having the time of her life #maya is like. using clown as a climbing gym and speaking to him and doing her weird medium tricks with him #he's probably teaching her how to use a knife and how to disarm a man thrice her size in 20 different ways #the only reason phoenie isn't stopping him is bc he's still kinda traumatized from the whole matt engarde debacle #i think the only infinitely funnier option to this is if BRANZY is the defendant #mostly bc clown bursting into the court waiting room to chastise branzy and make sure hes okay and be menacingly standing in a corner is-#-my personal peak comedy honestly #also just bc phoenix would get constant peeks at the bloodthirsty creature living in his veins...#also is it peek? peak? peek right???#fuck english #just.#imagine it #phoenix being mildly terrified of what everyone considers is a wet poodle lost in ikea #anyway #demon rambles™#ace attorney #ace attorney phoenix wright #clownpierce

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gordonsicedcoffee · 9 months ago

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wait.........let him cook 👀💯🔥

#cary elwes #<-liminal space man ............#mine #the saw (2004) sundance experience...........oh. the twilight zone episode that u ARE #this series of photographs is so fuckin arcane and mysterious #incredible 2 know that back while he was goofing and gaffing w/dale cooper. in utah.#he also. apparently. took the time to cook himself a delectable (allegedly. sources still out on this) atkins.........diet meal #and somebody chose to photograph him doin so .........#for promo ??? for that sweet sweet atkins aesthetic ??? who knows ???#edit: in retrospect. lowkey. this is just how blonde men w/blue eyes live #in-between dimensions. beanie ON. skillet full of slop #nothing strange here actually

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mentattea · 3 months ago

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sometimes i like to think that even though Feyd and Piter never got along well, they sort of existed in a precarious truce, involving training and breakroom gossip. "being the baron harkonnen's youngest nephew will have you 16 years old with a ??? year old deranged human PC like damn where tf Piter at today"

#feyd rautha harkonnen #piter de vries #dune #feyd probably planned to get rid of him eventually once he ascends to baronhood #while piter likely had no real interest in keeping him alive for the long run #who knows what he was cooking up in that sinister brain of his #but if we go w Preuquels Route he knew he was about to die halfway thru Dune so he did his utmost to #turn feyd into a knife-wielding utter bastard of a man. he may be out of the picture soon but he will make his impact felt #grafting a ticking time bomb w blades. or maybe not. fherbert didnt say a thing abt it and im just here speculating

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a-gaime · 8 months ago

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Chainsaw man oc who's just Denjis therapist and is a responsible and trustworthy adult who doesn't take advantage of him or his issues and trauma

#chainsaw man #not even joking #i need this #ripping my flesh off and clawing at my bones none of you get him like i do #i can fix him (be a decent person to him and punch katana man)#the oc will adopt denji and nayuta and they'll all live in a apartment and finally be happy and meowy will be there and im NOT CRAZY!!!!!#chapter 166 is actually killing me fujimoto PLEASE for the sake of the world as we know it and as we wish it to be let him be happy #get these freaks away from him he doesn't need them in his life its just him and asa amd they're normal and they go to the zoo and aquarium #and they have fun and Denji comes home to a cooked meal and a family who cam actually support him both financially and emotionally #this cannot be to much to ask for #csm denji #csm spoilers #ig #only in the tags #denji hayakawa #what do i have to do for him to be happy fujimoto

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cutemagicalstar · 3 months ago

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I just know solas is cooking up slurs the likes of which Thedas has never seen before when he gets fucked over by a qunari rook.

#dragon age #solas #dav #dragon age the veilguard #i just know he is cooking something foul #man who hates cunty lil horned bitches gets screwed over by them again #we love to see it

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