#hhh imagine being stuck in a house for two weeks where you can hear your parents torturing ghosts in the basement and not only that but

[starry-bi-sky]

realizing i have. a lot of untapped trauma potential for clone^2 danny because i just Fully Processed Four Months Late the fact that his parents were capturing and torturing ghosts in the basement before he became Phantom. and the fact that he was on house rest for 2 weeks. during that time period. and he wasn't really leaving the house. he could hear their screaming through the floorboards

*points at clone danny* i can give you suuuuuuch a bad time babe ahaha. i've got two untouched years before you meet damian what fucks you up before then

[wherearemyglassesbro]

Something that came into my mind today: Faces family, but with the addition of baby Peter (Sealand) to the family!! :D Would you happen to have headcanons for their family dynamic?

The more the merrier! 😂

I can’t even imagine how jealous Michelle would be! She loves attention and since she’s young she’s constantly trying to get approval from Arthur especially. She loves her dad! And now that baby Peter is taking up so much of dad and papa’s time she’s NOT happy!!!! Not at all!! And she also does not want another boy in the house, she had a full blown tantrum when she found out that she was getting ANOTHER brother!! Arthur had to hold her for hours to calm her down “Oh come on poppet, hes just a baby...Youll think hes so cute and I think you’re going to be a great big sister” “I don’t want another boy, dad I’m tired of boys!!!”

^^she gets over it within a week or so cause turns out being an older sister is...pretty cool. She likes when baby Peter laughs and she tries everything she can to make him! Fran and Artie are so relieved that she got over her phase so quickly

Matthew is the oldest so hes dealt with little siblings many times now! He really likes babies so having Peter around now makes him very happy! He gets to brag about his new baby brother at school, he’s old enough to be allowed to hold him and he’s in charge of picking up pacifiers off the ground and putting them in the sink when he finds them! Papa is very proud of him for helping out so much :) Matt loves his siblings and he loved Peter the second he saw him!

^^Matt was the first one to learn about getting a new sibling. Francis and arth it we’re worried about him feeling neglected or left out so they took him to lunch at his favorite restaurant (iHop) and asked him how he would feel about getting a new baby brother! Matt was overjoyed and almost cried! They all shared a big hug and went home to call a family meeting to tell the others

Alfred’s pretty happy about it! He sees it as his duty to teach Peter all about sports and riding scooters at the skate park and sneaking candy into your room when you’re not supposed to have it. However Alfred is naturally rough as a kid, he messes around and throws things and acts a fool. He would never ever hurt Peter on purpose but he gets yelled at a few dozen times for playing too rough with his brother and then papa comes and takes Peter away. How rude!

Francis and Arthur are kinda used to babies by now so when Peter screeches in the middle of the night, they play ‘rock paper scissors’ to see who has to go rock him back to sleep. Francis usually wins cause in Arthur’s half-awake brain he forgets that paper beats rock....Dammit!

Four kids are a lot to manage! But they have a system. Peter gets strapped to Arthurs chest in the morning while he gets ready. Francis gets the other kids ready for school, makes breakfast and school lunches. Arthur hands Peter off to Francis before taking the kids to school. Francis puts Peter in his crib while he gets ready for work and plays with him until Grandma Kirkland gets there to watch him. Then he goes to work. Mornings in the Kirkland-Bonnefoy household are so chaotic but it’s a SYSTEM!!! Grandma Kirkland is always appalled by the stack of dishes in the sink and the amount of baby toys scattered across the livingroom

Peter is not very high maintenance. Matthew was a very quiet baby, Michelle screamed again everything and Alfred went through a two month phase where he just enjoyed hitting people. Peter isn’t like his siblings at all in that sense. He cries but not a lot, he rarely screams, he doesn’t hit people but he slaps his hands on the table or couch to get his parents’ attention. By the time he starts walking around the house he’s the WORST cause he’ll hide!!! Que the whole family flipping out and running around trying to find him! Peter laughs so hard when he’s found and everyone is peeeeeeved!! Stop it!! Stop hiding where we can’t hear you it’s scary!!

The dynamic of bedrooms is messed up when they bring Peter home cause....Matt and Al already share a room and Michelle has a room to herself. Arthur’s study is upstairs but if they get rid of that, Arthur can’t work from home, he relies on his supplies. Their basement isnt finished and they don’t have rooms on the main floor other than the kitchen and livingroom which are pretty much one big connected room. So for now Peter stays in Michelle’s room. He tries to eat Barbie shoes...

Because they now have four kids, Francis and Arthur need a new car that they can fit them in. Francis has done so much for this family. Technically (but also not really) he’s the breadwinner, he shops for groceries and cooks for everyone. He draws the line at driving a minivan around town, his ego just won’t allow him to look like a soccer mom. Therefore poor Arthur is stuck driving a minivan in to work and all of his lawyer buddies make fun of him

Peter plays more with Michelle than he does with Al and Matt since they’re always playing the Wii. He and Michelle like playing with blocks, stickers and Hungry Hungry Hippo :) Peter always loses HHH but he laughs and laughs while they play cause the hippies are just so funny!

Michelle cut peters hair one time and got in so much trouble it was unbelievable. “Michelle!! Peter finally grew hair and you cut it off! What on earth were you thinking!” “I miss when he was bald!” “Michelle Jeanne!” And ooooh boy when her dads whip out her middle name...she knows she’s in trouble

^^Speaking Ig middle names, Arthur wanted Peter’s middle name to be ‘Griffin’ cause Arthurs brother’s name is griffin and he wanted to be respectful and carry that name on but Francis would not stop wheezing “Arthur we can’t name our boy PETER GRIFFIN have you gone mad????? PETER GRIFFIN!-“ he laughed for hours and Arthur just sat there fuming while he did. They settled on Peter William Kirkland-Bonnefoy...William was another Kirkland brother so this was fine.

^^Its only fair now they’ve got two kids with English names and two with French, it works out perfect

Istfg....Peter Griffin...