#🌑 thots

[fastboatsmojito]

Frank castle finding one of your plushies left over at his place and sending u pics like this with it everywhere he goes throughout the day </3

[basiliskscaveconvocation]

Our Syscourse Code

Question one - Do you believe in endogenic plurality👎(N) - No. Begone Thots -Yall will get a personalised insult from me. Yall DELULU - Glory

Question two - Opinion on tulpas 💚(TCA) - I think it is cultural appropriation and am against it

Question three - Do you think endos just don't remember their trauma🔇(ONA) - I have an opinion and would prefer not to state it

Question four - Opinion on shared spaces 🔻(ASP) - I am against it

Question five - Do you think endogenic plurality is comparable to transX- 🟠(TXM) - In some cases

Question six - Do you think you can have DID/OSDD/UDD without trauma.🌑(DTNO) - No🌒

Question seven - Do you think introjects from other cultures should be able to use that culture's names (eg. Japanese introject using Japanese names, while in a white body) 🟦(CNNU) - Nuanced opinion / other. People don't attack singlets for it but go after systems so heavily, We don't support either side. If one of our alters has a "closed" name, they'll pick another tho go by in public

Question eight - Opinion on researched self diagnosis- 🌳(SDXI) - If the person has done extensive research it's okay

Question nine - Sysmed as a term- 🌦(SMA) - Against it

Question ten - Traumascum as a term- 🥐(TSH) - I think it's harmful. 🥧(TSA) - I am against it

Question eleven - Endogenic systems using the term 'system' - 🐲 (ESO) - I think they should use other terms. Obviously we can't control what they use but they shouldn't use our terms

Question twelve - Endogenic systems using the term 'alter' - 🪲 (EAA) - Against it. We don't personally believe in Endogenic systems

Question thirteen - Xeno-origin- 🐟 (XEA) - Against it. The only way to be a system is through trauma.

[s0ft-karina]

Happy🙌 SPANKSgiving💦👅 you turkey🦃 ass hoe😂😍 I am thankful👌🙏 for that ass😛🍑 you will😋 gobble🦃 gobble👅 gobble👄 on that DICK😩🍆 ONLY😤 if you send📬 this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your BADDEST HOEkies🦃💦😎 if you get 0️⃣ back you an ugly😂 bitch😐 if you get 5️⃣ back you a bad🙅 thot💅 if you get 🔟 back you a thankful🙌 ass🍑 bitch😂👅💘‼️ If you don't😳 send📩 this to 🔟 HOES👯 you won't❌ get ANY0️⃣ DICK for DICKember⛄️❄️ and Santa🎅🏼 will be giving you COAL🌑⛏ instead of HEAD😋💦

(It's always spanksgiving, apparently)

LOL OBSESSED THANK YOU 😭

[deepspacedukat]

https://www.tumblr.com/starryeyes2000/655197490647351296/pon-farr

I love everything about this Sarek fic, especially the bits about Vulcan courting, especially after reading your Solok Pon Farr fic.

It’s given me many, many thots (ba-dum tsss) about Solok. Him being absolutely whipped for a human woman, and he finally decides to start to try an initiate courtship with her. She doesn’t object to his blatant - and quite frankly very openly possessive, at least for a Vulcan - Vulcan courting rituals, so he assumes she’s accepted and they’re courting now. But she is, of course, completely ignorant to Vulcan courting rituals, and so has no idea she’s basically just silently agreed to be his girlfriend/fiancé. Until it comes up in conversation, and he casually refers to her as his fiancé/future mate, and her eyes widen in shock, and he’s just like, “you never scorned my advances, which told me you were amicable to a relationship.” Nothing else to say about that particular line of thought. she either runs away to get out of the awkward situation and Solok goes and finds her to apologize and explain himself further, or she just stays were she is sitting beside him; either way, they end up officially together in the end.

Now for the real horned up stuff. When you mentioned him nuzzling his face into her thighs and belly/pelvic area? I MELTED! Imagine when his wife is Ovulating. He doesn’t know much about Human biology, but he does know a female in Pon Farr when he smells one, and right now his wife smells like she’s about to enter it (to harken back to an earlier ask lmao). He buries his face against her clothed pelvis, nearly moaning when he’s able to get a whiff of her straight from the source. She chuckles and asks him what’s got him all riled up, and he just looks at her confused because….how is she so calm right now? How is a human managing to fight off her heat cycle so well? He asks her as much, and flushes green when she laughs and says humans don’t have a heat cycle, it’s just her ovulation. She then goes on to explain human biology and reproduction, and learning that she’s fertile right now, that her body is pliant and ready for breeding even if she isn’t acting like a Sehlat in heat, relights the flames of his desire and he practically pounces on her.

🌑

Omg, okay, so I am very familiar with the fic you linked in the beginning of your ask. I read it on AO3 a while back and it gives me the warm fuzzies every single time! The courting is adorable, I agree.

Oh. My god. That Solok silent engagement scenario is giving me Emotions. I adore the sound of that. Like, he's just utterly confident that they're together, proud of his association with her, and utterly stunned when she has no idea that they've been together/engaged.

And for the *ahem* the third section of your ask... *vibrating intensely* I AM HONESTLY SO IN LOVE WITH THIS IDEA. His amazement, and his utter bewilderment about how a Human is handling this so well even though they're not supposed to have heats, are they?? He doesn't know but he wants to care for her! He wants to help her so badly.

[solies-scripts]

Thinking about how much of a gentle giant Bertholdt is rn

He would treat you so good in every way and he loves the size difference between the two of you, especially as he gets the best view of all the pretty faces you make for him

[jd-loves-fiction]

Hi! can you wrote the toman boys think their s/o is like, supper innocent but catching them singing an explicit song or making jokes with double meaning, maybe it can with them being horny 😳

🌑ok i hope the boys you wanted are in this lineup😅

❖ 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐧 ❖

Listen, we're starting with a complex one

He's used to mature topics and such from where and how he grew up

But once he gets it into his head that you're pure and innocent, he's not getting it out of his head

So when you make a dirty joke responding to something he said, his eyes go wide and he's just speechless for a lil bit😳

He'll probably never get used to it, you'll surprise him every time

Honestly you can easily get a lot of laughs by suddenly cracking a dirty joke or singing an explicit song and just looking at this dude's face😳 never gets old

Until he has enough of the teasing, that is👀

❖ 𝐌𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐲 ❖

Oh boy

He's kinda in the same boat since he looks way younger than he is (unless he's shirtless god damn😳), so no one expects him to make as many dirty jokes as he does, but he's a man child half the time so he does

And the moment you join in and build upon his joke, he's gonna be looking at you like "come again?"

You just shrug it off but my man gonna be thinking about it all day👀

Low-key into it🥴

I feel like Mikey really appreciates duality and unpredictability

So he will definitely bring that up during a make out session like "👀 didn't know you were like that."

Overall, he's all about it🥴

❖ 𝐌𝐢𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐲𝐚 ❖

Protective boyfriend type

He loves you and trusts you, but he babies you a lot

He's not condescending or anything, he just likes taking care of you, he's used to it

But bro the moment he overhears you and Emma singing some very explicit song on karaoke, oh boy

He is: beet red😳

At first he thinks you don't understand what it means, but he quickly realizes that can't be it with how you keep shooting him looks and winking once you notice him watching

He tries to be teasing with the way he asks about it later but you can see him blushing clear as day :)

In the end he's glad he doesn't need a filter around you like with his sisters

❖ 𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐲 ❖

Omg, you broke him

This dude is so timid, almost as bad as Hakkai🥺

He laughs at jokes with double meaning but he would never make one himself, that's his brother's thing

But when you do it, all he can do is blink

Blushing so red

You making those jokes with his brother is a disaster, he’s covering his face, blushing all the way to his chest

Doesn’t know what to say but does think it’s kinda👀tho he’ll never say it

❖ 𝐒𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲 ❖

ALL ABOUT IT

He loves it so much

The moment you show that side of you, he’s putting an arm around your shoulders and hyping you up

Giggling or straight cackling at it like it’s the best thing ever

Thinks it’s soooo sexy🥴

When you’re both alone he’ll be all over you, “That was so sexy, baby” + “Why don’t you talk like that to me more often?” 😳

Bro wants to show it off

Like, “Look at my S/O, they’re funny as fuck” or something like that

❖ 𝐁𝐚𝐣𝐢 ❖

Another one that's all about it

So smug

Does love how cute you seem, full of thots of corrupting you😳

BUT THEN YOU CORRUPTED YOURSELF HUH??

Low-key thinks it's because of him, please tell him what's up😔✋

Another one that likes to show off how innocent you seem and see people's expectations crumble when you make a dirty joke like it's nothing

Likes making those too on purpose to see if you'll catch them

Builds upon your jokes

5⭐comedy couple right here😌

❖ 𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐲𝐮 ❖

Oh my poor summer child

He makes those jokes with the boys because that's what boys do, expecting you not to get them

But when you do he's... Conflicted

On one hand, more thinks to talk and laugh about with you

On the other hand, he's kinda shocked

Maybe a little embarrassed that you understood everything from the beginning 🙃

And singing? Oh BOY

He's torn between enjoying your voice and focusing on your lips saying those suggestive words😳

The later happens more often but he's never tell you :)

❖ 𝐇𝐚𝐤𝐤𝐚𝐢 ❖

Doesn't speak for like a few a minutes just😳

No thots head empty

Just, you and like WAP or something 🌝

Veryyy blushy

Will avoid talking about it like it hurts him or something

If you do make a joke like that to him, or sing to him, like purposefully tease him, boy will malfunction

Doesn't know what to do, what to say, how to respond

A soft nervous boy🥺

That side of you kinda intimidates him tbh

All the progress you made in getting him out of his shell just disappears cuz he's so nervous

And low-key feeling betrayed because he thought you were in the boat as him🥺

[absolute-wumbo]

Happy🙌 SPANKSgiving💦👅 you turkey🦃ass hoe😂😍 I am thankful👌🙏 for that ass😛🍑 just like the pilgrims🎩 and the Indians🏕 you will😋 gobble🦃 gobble👅 gobble👄 on that DICK😩🍆 till your ready for a STUFFING 😩 that leaves you juicy 💦💦 and DRIPPING with daddy's gravy 🤤 ONLY😤 if you send📬 this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your BADDEST HOEkies🦃💦😎 if you get 0️⃣ back you an ugly😂 btch😐 if you get 5️⃣ back you a bad🙅 thot💅 if you get 🔟 back you a thankful🙌 ass🍑 btch😂👅💘‼ If you don't😳 send📩 this to 🔟 HOES👯 you won't❌ get ANY0️⃣ DICK for DICKember⛄❄ and Santa🎅🏼 will be giving you COAL🌑⛏ instead of HEAD😋💦

[randomblvckguy]

Thoughts Racing Thots Chasing #Blurred 🌑

[fastboatsmojito]

absolute mega fem reader with frank is my trope

someone will die

of fun!

or or

super neurodivergent reader 🙇

god this is soo real I have thoughts on both, thank you cas <3

Thinking hyperfem reader with Frank walking him through their night routine; putting some moisturizer on his face that has suddenly never felt softer. Dressing up his room when you’re over with candles and pretty little trinkets that he’ll shake his head at and proceed to not move. Giving him a big kiss on the cheek before he leaves in the morning and getting a text from David later making fun of the lipstick still on his face <//3 + that man loooves a skirt, couldn’t keep his eyes or his hands off of your thighs if he tried

annnnd letting the autism win for a moment, he’d be so so sweet about making sure you’re comfortable when you’re out :( if there’s one person who understands silence, voluntary or not — it’s Frank.

[fastboatsmojito]

☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ Frank Castle Masterlist ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾

☆ → smut, ☾ → angst, ♡ → fluff, ☼ → suggestive

thot 1 ♡

‘sweetheart’ - blurb/req ♡

thot(s) 2 ♡

thot 3 ♡

thot 4 ♡

sleepy frank thot ♡

[fastboatsmojito]

☾⋆⁺₊⋆ The Boys Masterlist ☾⋆⁺₊⋆

☆ → smut, ☾ → angst, ♡ → fluff, ☼ → suggestive

Billy butcher;

depraved billy butcher smut ☆

Victoria Neuman;

‘sugar daddy’ au - blurb/req ♡

Hughie Campbell;

Annie January;

M.M;

Queen Maeve;

[fastboatsmojito]

☾⋆⁺₊⋆ DC Masterlist ☾⋆⁺₊⋆

☆ → smut, ☾ → angst, ♡ → fluff, ☼ → suggestive

Adrian chase;

hate fuck - blurb/req ☆

Clark Kent;

Selina Kyle;

[fastboatsmojito]

Dad Luca SAVE ME 😞😞

[jd-loves-fiction]

Nsfw with Shion? Idk dry humping or smth like that or riding him?

🌑 yo i never thot I'd write for this jackass but here we are🥴 anyways this bitch needs to be dominated, so that's what imma do :)

BRO I WENT SO HARD ON THIS WHY IDK I HOPE YOU LIKE IT??

Warnings: dry humping, dom!reader, brat taming, fem!reader, brat!shion, degradation kink.

[20:12] "You want to fuck me? Yeah? That's too bad," You coo, nails running through his blond hair. "should've behaved if you wanted it so bad."

You suddenly pull at Shion's long hair, exposing his neck and making him groan, before leaning forward and harshly biting his neck.

"Come on, just--" He pleads, fingers digging into your hips through your clothes as you continue to bring your hips down on him mercilessly, reveling in the pressure against your clit. While Shion attempts to get by with the friction on his clothed cock.

But pleading is not enough for you, you want to hear the 9th Generation Black Dragon leader, Shion Madarame, beg for your pussy.

"You can do better than that, baby."

He grits his teeth at you in frustration, not yet willing to put aside his precious pride. So you decide to encourage him a bit further.

"You think you're tough?" You jerk his head in your direction to lock your eyes with his, "Won't even beg for the thing you so desperately want? What, because you're above it?"

He groans at the pressure on his scalp, eyes hooded as his cock jumps against your moving core at your condescending tone. Try as he might to deny the effect it has on him, his body could never lie to you.

You lean towards his ear, letting one earring clink against your teeth, "It would so much easier for you to just admit that you can't live without my pussy. Then, I could give you what you want. You just have to say it loud and clear for me."

You smile faux sweetly as you pull away but Shion can see through it. And so, forever unable to let go of his already ruined pride, or perhaps simply enjoying the humiliation a little too much, he purses his lips shut like a child.

"Is that how it's gonna be?" You hum, tracing a fingernail down beside the scar on his chin, before you grasp it, pressing your thumbs to the sides of his jaw to open it.

Opening your mouth, you let a dollop of spit down between his wobbling lips right before jumping up and down against his lap as if it's his cock and for a moment, you can see the glimmer of frustrated tears in his eyes.

Breaking Shion is your favorite pastime.