#that final line

[onefey]

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

[azuneekun]

the dick must be insane

[acourtofquestions]

Tower of Dawn Chapter 32:

🚨Spoiler Alert🚨

Chaol took in the open sky above them, the color bleeding to a sapphire blue, the stars beginning to blink awake. When had he last relaxed? Eaten a meal not to keep his body healthy and alive, but to enjoy it?

He grappled for the words. Grappled to settle into the ease. "I've never done anything like this," he at last admitted.

His birthday this past winter, in that greenhouse--even then, with Aelin, he'd been half there, half focused on the palace he'd left behind, on remembering who was in charge and where Dorian was supposed to be. But now ...

"What--eaten a meal?"

"Had a meal when I wasn't ... Had a meal when I was just ... Chaol." He wasn't sure if he'd explained it right, if he could articulate it-- Yrene angled her head, her mass of hair sliding over a shoulder. "Why?"

"Because I was either a lord's son and heir, or Captain of the Guard, or now Hand to the King." Her gaze was unflinching as he fumbled to explain. "No one recognizes me here. No one has ever even heard of Anielle. And it's ..."

"Liberating?"

"Refreshing," he countered, giving Yrene a small smile at the echo to his earlier words.

She blushed prettily in the golden light from the lanterns within the dining room behind them.

"Well ... good."

"And you? Do you go out with friends often--leave the healer behind?"

Kashin and Hasar became my friends--when they're in Antica. But I've never really had the chance to do much of this."

He almost asked, Go out to dinner with men?

But said, "You had your focus elsewhere."

She nodded. "And maybe one day--maybe I' have the time to go out and enjoy myself, but ... there are people who need my help. It feels selfish to take time for myself, even now."

"You shouldn't feel that way."

"And you're any better?"

Chaol chuckled, leaning back as the servant came, bearing a pitcher of chilled mint tea. He waited until the man left before saying, "Maybe you and I will have to learn how to live--if we survive this war."

tea. "To living, Lord Chaol."

He clinked his glass against hers. "To being Chaol and Yrene--even just for a night."

Chaol ate until he could barely move, the spices like small revelations with every bite.

They talked as they dined, Yrene explaining her initial months at the Torre, and how demanding her training had been. Then she'd asked about his training as captain, and he'd balked--balked at talking of Brullo and the others, and yet ... He couldn't refuse her joy, her curiosity.

And somehow, talking about Brullo, the man who had been a better father to him than his own ... It did not hurt, not as much. A lower, quieter ache, but one he could withstand.

One he was glad to weather, if it meant honoring a good man's legacy by telling his at talking of Brullo and the others, and yet ... He couldn't refuse her joy, her curiosity.

And somehow, talking about Brullo, the man who had been a better father to him than his own ... It did not hurt, not as much. A lower, quieter ache, but one he could withstand.

One he was glad to weather, if it meant honoring a good man's legacy by telling his story.

So they talked, and ate, and when they finished, he escorted her to the glowing white walls of the Torre. Yrene herself seemed glowing as she smiled when they stopped within the gates while his horse was readied.

"Thank you," she said, her cheeks flushed and gleaming. "For the meal--and company."

She bit her lip again, the crunch of hooves on gravel approaching. "Good night," she murmured, and took a step away.

Chaol reached out. Just to brush his fingers over hers.

Yrene paused, her fingers curling, as if they were the petals of some shy flower.

"Good night," he merely said.

And as Chaol rode back to the illuminated palace across the city, he could have sworn that some weight in his chest, on his shoulders, had vanished. As if he'd lived with it his entire life, unaware, and now, even with all that gathered around him, around Adarlan and those he cared for ... How strange it felt.

That lightness.

[gammija]

nothing personal but this kind of comment rlly exemplifies to me a disconnect between canon and popular fanon jmart characterization because they almost literally had this conversation in canon - except, their lines are swapped!

jon, for all his scared grouchiness, is a secret romantic, while martin, for all his forced optimism, is at his core a pragmatist

[chloesimaginationthings]

Never EVER say this around FNAF Freddy Fazbear..

[bixels]

Character references of Trixie, Stella (Starlight), and Luca (Sunburst). These designs were all done by @tulliok.

[saturnsii]

𝔼𝕟𝕕𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕤 ℂ𝕪𝕔𝕝𝕖 ⚠

[newttxt]

leashes for zosan

[clownowo]

its ok he didn't really mean it please get off the floor

[ethosiab]

Number 1 way to get etho to make never before heard noises is to present him with the prospect of reading a book

[ofswordsandpens]

the percabeth height difference is so fun because percy is literally sooooo aware of it all the time. in every book he's commenting about it and whenever she's taller than him he's so bothered lmao

[hinamie]

thank u canon plant nerd megumi for my life

bonus:

[forgettable-au]

FORGETTABLE-AU (page 82-85)

THAT LAZYBONES!!

[BEGINNING] [PREVIOUS] [CONTINUE]

[musubiki]

balor 🥰

[theribbajack]

"Now, the vow will be honoured, and my Lord brother's soul will return."

Radahn stans keep winning, but I personally am in Miyazaki's walls rn

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Vanessa wants to meet Glamrock Bonnie..