#that did happen

[toxxenn]

Not the fan edit at the end of the movie

[h3adst0nes]

man, in this sport you used to see trackside fist fights, now you can’t even say fuck :(

[applejuicewerewolf]

im sure u could tell already but im checking your blog daily like its a baldurs gate newsletter

I'm honred, but also fitting, since I accidentally murdered the entirety of the Baldur's Mouth Gazette in my game.

My newspaper now >:]

[louisinart]

for years i have seen people with their sweatshirt hoodies scrunched up all the way, never once did i consider it an actual option for my me

[scoups4lyfe]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FROM MYSTERY???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

👽

I CAN'T BREATHE

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[redstonedust]

i appreciate the attempts a lot of game devs are making with gender neutral character creation, and i appreciate that it's actually a very difficult task to implement that depending on the game's base code. but it's so funny to me when you hear an uproar because some game has "entirely removed the gender option from character creation!!!!!" so you go to check it out and its just like

[iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid]

funniest news blurb i've ever seen actually. "there was a plot to kill trump last weekend. no not that one. totally different one. we figured out about it beforehand though so we heightened security at the rally. yeah that rally. yeah the one where-- yeah. yeah that one."

[whump-in-the-closet]

when a powerful figure is reduced to kneeling. when the lord is forced to bow. when the exile stumbles into an unwelcoming bar. when the “beast” is chained by their horns. when a god is dragged behind their enemy’s chariot, a captive and trophy. when the loyal “guard dog” character is muzzled and the silver-tongued thief falls silent in horror.

that’s the shit

it’s about the contrapasso. the reversal of roles and the sudden, plunging terror of being unable to hide.

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Bruce keeping a tighter and tighter lid on his identity around the Justice League because with each new person to reveal their identity he realizes that he has fucked far too high a percentage of his co workers as Bruce Wayne and he has to take this secret to his grave

[cyancees]

i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing

[guhhhhhhhhhhh]

Man.... tumblr really has changed. Someone filmed themself having gay sex on the senate hearing room floor and I haven't seen a single post about it

[naturally-dazed]

moved furniture around . again . bc there was a room a literally made no use of just bc one piece of furniture in it was too heavy to move but we did it boyz.

[meanbossart]

Much to think about

[hattersarts]

im already at the south downs cottage guys, catch up

[musubiki]

my favorite fields of mistria boys 🥰