#that cannot be me
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the concept of infodumping is so... alien(?) to me. I cannot bring myself to talk about something for a long time, let alone getting into details because I usually forget or don't know them. even less well do I feel when I try to rumble about something with no feedback in form of attention or understanding. I can go on about that one polish rapper or whatever concept is only known to me among the people I know and talk to, but what of it when the only thing I get is silence, a casual "cool" thrown to acknowledge my messages or a change of topic. I wonder if it's something about adults never understanding things I like and me being awful at explaining, thus preferring to just hide them or brush them off as "nothing particular" or describing them as vaguely as possible (e.g. "just a video game"); also in fear of being perceived or judged
what is the opposite of infodumping?
#feeling like my brain is definitely Not Normal™#and seeing stuff like 'ooo i could infodump about my fixations so much you would regret asking me about them lol' and like. that is not me#that cannot be me#in the end i know nothing about my special interests and cannot describe them#its just. i saw that one post with screenshot from reddit that goes something like#'people holding you hostage will let you live if you talk about something for 30 minutes'#i kept thinking about it#my dude i would probably just expect death or ask if i can pick like 3 things because no way in hell would i talk about something for#half an hour. or even quarter#i can laugh along with everyone that id throw you down a rabbit hole but honestly in my case i doubt people would even check its entrance#cloud has spoken#vent#<- ?
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Zoozve, my beloved
#i cannot tell you how much this made me smile just bc it's so full of love#moon#venus#zoozve#long post#sorry about that it's very long but it's very entertaining i hope you enjoy this lil zoozve gem haha#astronomy#astrophysics#space
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i looove the miku trend. nomadic horselord hungarian miku be upon you
#hatsune miku#miku#miku fanart#digital art#artists on tumblr#historical costuming#medieval hungary#i cannot draw folk dress for the life of me but i can draw nomadic wear so yay
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You know who you are
but for everyone else btw it was @razzbberry
#artists on tumblr#tumblr shenanigans#boop day on tumblr#Booping the mutuals#Boop this fool#You cannot comprehend the full throat debilitating laughs that laid me out on my carpeted floor at this my friend
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When tall-cel says something so monster pilled you have to hit them with the empty pipe stare
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name a more iconic thing to happen for the fictional qpr community than Donna Noble quite literally meeting her soulmate and being like hmm. there's no one I've ever wanted to fuck less
#i cannot get over how much she's like.#im crazy insane about this alien our lives and beings are intertwined#to be separate would and did require us to tear ourselves apart#and build back from the ground up#he is also completely and utterly unattractive to me. lol.#doctor who#tennant doctor#donna noble
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(Across the Spider-Verse spoiler)
#bro was so angry😭#I cannot wait for the next movie I need to see what happens next#across the spiderverse#marvel#miles morales#miguel o'hara#spider man#spider man 2099#spider man across the spider verse#atsv#long titles are the death of me#my art#kind of
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The thing that is interesting is if you have any semblance of personality you will definitely encounter people who viscerally hate you and obsess over you for years and you will not even remember their name
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TOYOTA HILUX TUESDAY
source: toyota hilux durability test #1 by whistlindiesel
#I LOVE THIS VIDEO SO MUCHHHHHH#toyota#toyota hilux#i cannot find the og creator for the life of me unfortunately.#but i had this stuck in my head for over 28 hours
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and they'll be together forever! :]
foreshadowing
#gravity falls#my art#stan pines#stanley pines#stanford pines#stangst#gravity falls fanart#stan twins#pines family#book of bill#the book of bill#pines twins#PINES! PINES! PINES!#these two are making me so VIOLENTLY ill#explodes them with my mind#i cannot stop thinking abt them#gravity falls art#FUCK FILBRICK PINES#ALL MY HOMIES HATE FILBRICK PINES#also stancest dni thank you kindly!!
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"you can't ship those characters they tried to kill each other!" sounds like someone can't appreciate the inherent eroticism of violence 🙄
#like idk grow up?#hannigram#villaneve#carmilla#fuffy#catradora#judecardan#soukoku#satorika#rhaenicent#tamber#interview with the vampire#andreil#loustat#i cannot for the life of me think of things to tag#u get it though
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i hope (know) this is how everyone who has ever fumbled me feels
#femmeofhearts thoughts#lesbian#certified weird femme#this is totally not about anything specific that i’m still mad about at all wdym#i love nothing more than to haunt people#ooo yes you cannot escape the thought of me oooooo#femme dyke
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The end result of my own reckless impulsivity
#myart#gravity falls#fiddauthor#ford pines#fiddleford#bill cipher#you have no idea how much they make me ill#just had to clean up this sketch it was driving me crazy otherwise#very loosely based on bojack reference cause duh#cannot guarantee I’ll draw much more of them but they have much potential
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we go just right.
#when the date went so wonderful that you don't even mind that you forgot your umbrella at home#crowley is doing his best and aziraphale appreciates it very much#aziraphale's very special version of pride and prejudice can't get wet#so you gotta use the four year old newspaper you found in your bentley#I am not mentally ready for season 2#it will change me in a way that I cannot even explain#thank you neil gaiman love of my life fr#good omens#good omens 2#good omens fanart#good omens 2 fanart#aziracrow fanart#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#aziraphale#crowley#david tenannt#micheal sheen#neil gaiman#digital art
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Need a teen! Bruce au where he’s exactly like Justice League! Batman and Battinson in one. That mf put the fear of every god in Ra’s Al Ghul.
Everytime he’s in a room with someone over 30 “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance plays in the background.
Despite that, in his own way, he’s as gentle as can be with his league. Give me a young Diana who’s getting spat on and ripped apart by the media in a way not one of her male teammates get.
And she’s Wonder Woman. She shouldn’t be affected by it. And she is, anyway. Bruce relates to that in an uncomfortable degree.
“When I first became Batman, weak men tried standing in my way, too. “
“And what did you do?”
“I stepped over them.”
He has a tiny Robin he occasionally has to keep on a leash.
Give me somewhat teen mom Bruce who struggles to wrangle his unruly six year old who likes flipping from rooftop to rooftop and thinks fighting Bane is a piece of cake.
“If Tati can do it, so can I!”
“Dick,” he paused, before handing him a handfull of candy. “Wonderful emotional manipulation. Good job.”
“:D”
#I LOVE HIMMMMM HES SO AWKWARD AND COOL TO ME#give me the league fangirling over him at every turn and he’s just Tired of them. has to call teen Clark who’s Perry White’s intern like.#‘Kal— please write about something other than Batman.’#‘Bruce. I cannot say no to you. Please don’t ask me to do that.’#alfred is extremely tired. also extremely in need of Bruce to stop being self sufficient.#let him take care of you daMN IT—#teen bruce wayne#bruce wayne#batman#batdad#writing#dick grayson#dc comics
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