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zytes · 1 year ago

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this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

#lol good luck finding all of the photoshopped versions in the rb history. ‘manatee restored’ is still my favorite of all time #misc #I encourage anyone dyslexic to try rotating him in your mind. I can’t do that; which is why I’m asking you to.#also: a bunch of tags are surprised this isn’t ‘shopped #it’s the lighting. backlit by the sun (which is diffused through the water) but also forelit artificially #the artificial light - a flash pack or something - casts a hard shadow under the creatures arm #which normally wouldn’t be possible if backlit by the SUN; you’d see a less-hard/more-fragmented shadow above water #as light sources ‘compete’ in a sense - and since there aren’t any light sources which can outshine the literal sun #it looks a bit weird when the darkest shadow is being cast from any other origin point - which is what’s essentially happening here #I don’t know the mechanics of how light travels through water; but I know the effect is substantial even with relatively short distances #also: it’s been balanced and color corrected by the author of the photo - who made deliberate choices to bring out the full potential #so it’s not like it’s a fresh and untouched export #but the kind of ‘tacked on’ appearance of the creature is a result of the lighting conditions within the image

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chaichai-draws · 21 days ago

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Personally I think that Telemachus permanently and irreversibly changed Athena for the better, more on that at twelve

#I’m sorry for the WORST possible quality pictures and sketches #but they’re fr all I can think about #wisdom saga is where I live now #epic athena #epic telemachus #epic the wisdom saga #epic the musical #epic the musical fanart #sorry to do meta in the tags bug #I think the idea that telemachus’s friendship might have turned Athena into the person she got upset with Odysseus for being #would be delicious #also if you see any inconsistencies in character design or clothes no you didn’t #can’t wait to be able to digital again holy fuck

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j-esbian · 3 months ago

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not me just realizing i was complicit in Manager Hardass Behavior fully 4 hours later

#manager made some comment about how my coworker was in a comfy chair and i was like #yeah we have a lot of extras in here. is there any way we can get them out of here. bc they’re like broken and blocking the fire door #and just generally cluttering up the place when they don’t need to. like i’ve tripped over them a few times bc there’s no good place for the #but i didn’t say that last part out loud. but he only took the Fancy Ones out. like we still extras of the normal chairs we use #and i tried to give them to him and he said ‘no keep those in here’#and then coworker came out of the bathroom like ‘hey where’s my cool chair’ and i made something up instead of saying #i don’t know what his issue is because ‘she was too comfortable’ feels like a caricature #that can’t possibly be it.#is it truly just puritanical work ethic. if you’re not suffering a little you’re not serious #oughgh i can’t believe i did this

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turtleblogatlast · 7 months ago

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Little Leo watching telenovelas with his dad

Bonus:

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rottmnt splinter #rise leo #rise splinter #rottmnt headcanons #turtle art tag #Leo would LOVE telenovelas #the DRAMA the BETRAYALS the CAMP #everything he’s shown displays that this is a very real possibility #I also just love little Leo watching stuff with his dad when he can’t (or won’t) sleep #and yes - he needed to be in his honk shoo mimimi pajamas for it

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silentheiss · 3 months ago

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SQQ: Disciple Shen Yuan is weak, useless and is in no way related to this master

SQQ: *catches 14yo SY cursing and kicking cowering SQH behind the woodshed*

SQQ: This master has never been more proud and also, he birthed A-Yuan out of his own body

#i had a dream last night of this exact scene #possibly because im rereading syonr #again #it’s just so good i can’t help myself #svsss #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #shang qinghua

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subterra-rose · 11 months ago

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Nothing’s worse than when you’re talking to someone about character nuances and they refuse to take their shipping goggles off bc I said “oh yeah I think these two could have a really interesting dynamic if it was explored” and they went “well I ship this character with someone else so…” like bro I said they could have a compelling relationship, not that I wanted them to fuck nasty style

#texting my patience #edit: if you take this as me being anti-fuck nasty… you don’t even know me…#you don’t even know how pro-fuck nasty I am and yet #it’s annoying to be talking about something and have someone shut the convo down because they can’t handle other possible dynamics

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fully-functioning-pigeon · 3 months ago

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I know someone must have done this already

#critical role #bells hells #dorian storm #robbie daymond #it’s getting to the end and there’s a possibility I’ll never see my king again after this #I just can’t live with that #love of my life robbie daymond

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lethal-effect · 3 months ago

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Me after episode two of MisMag2: wow that sure got crazy and intense and hilarious. But surely it will be quickly resolved in the next episode and Evan will be alright. They wouldn’t let anything TOO terrible happen to him right now because that would be a CRAZY tone shift

Me at the beginning of episode 3:

#I can’t fucking believe this #she really did that #they really did that #HASN’T THIS BOY SUFFERED ENOUGH 😭😭😭😭#I’m beginning to think Evan and possibly actual human Brennan is Aabria’s blorbo that she loves putting in Situations #Erika said I can fix him and Aabria said I can make him worse (dead)#dimension 20 #dimension 20 misfits and magic #misfits and magic #d20 #d20 mismag #don’t mind me

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keferon · 3 months ago

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Did you think I was done? Ahahahaha no, I have more.

Because chapter 70 of MOMU gave me the very dynamic between them that I missed so much, I just blacked out and started drawing uncontrollably lmao

Also. ALSO. I noticed a while ago that Prowl has the habit of..like…constantly frowning. So. I did a bit of research and made this graph.

In 70 chapters, Prowl frowns rougly 104 times. And the intensity of this gesture is very clearly correlated with the development of his relationship with Jazz, as you can see ahahahahah It might be wrong tho don’t take me seriously I’m not good with graphs

#maccadam #transformers #prowl #jazz #jazzprowl #fic fanart #momu fanart #I just #mmmmm #For the whole fic Prowl had to think twice about everything Jazz says #every information could end up being wrong #sometimes even without Jazz realising it #so when Prowl says #he’s trusting Jazz. it’s.#also it totally wasn’t me googling ‘believing and trusting nuance difference in english’#the moment I realised the difference I think my brain started rollercoaster loops #he can’t believe him but he found enough faith to trust him #while. YES. For the whole story Jazz couldn’t fucking be believed #list e n #Jazz did a lot of things for Prowl #fucktons of big and small gestures to show that yes he likes loves and appreciates Prowl #I’m so happy Prowl is returning this energy #like #remember that scene a while back when Jazz kissed Prowl? Cool cool okay. Did Prowl kiss him? nope. It was one sided gestures #*gesture. That kiss didn’t make me feel like it’s truly something precious because Jazz started it but Prowl didn’t do quite the same #but this👆. This feels so much more important for me. Because Prowl #who is for the whole story was mister I calculate every chance of possible betrayal. Prowl whos entire personality is to trust nobody #Prowl goes. Fuck that I trust you. You feel me?#it wouldn’t be the same if he said I love you. Because love is very much something you don’t have a lot of control over.#but to trust someone? It’s a choice Prowl had to consciously make. You see what I mean? I love it. oh fuck I ran out of tags..

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poppitron360 · 6 months ago

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swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual · 29 days ago

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Danny Fenton, aka Phantom, has been given a new task!

In short, literally no one in the Ghost Zone/Infinite Realms wants their mostly peaceful afterlife to be rocked by a certain Gotham rogue named Joker. Which, when he dies, is almost sure to happen because of whatever the hell was in that vat he dropped in included ectoplasm. So, yay, he’s also a little ghostly too, meaning he *is* pretty hard to kill. Unfortunately, there’s also a certain vigilante that is quite keen to murder him in recent years.

So now Danny has to keep the mass murderer trauma clown alive for as long as he possibly can while attempting to keep the Joker from. Well. Being the Joker.

Oh, and naturally, Danny got this assignment AFTER Joker got out of Arkham. Again. And entirely blew up the asylum. Time to join the Goonion, he is NOT doing this without getting PAID, thank you.

#danny phantom #dpxdc #dp crossover #the idea is that Danny is now an. assistant? henchman? who will NOT let this man die but also can’t let him just put bombs everywhere #Danny’s search history is stuff like how do I give enrichment to a super villain so he doesn’t kill more people #it shockingly has results #there’s also possibly a ghostly court case bc some people who died DO want joker dead and are willing to re-kill him once he….#…. re-emerges as a ghost if that’s what it takes #danny is the MOST reluctant body guard #he’s using Psycho Babble! he’s using Jazz Fenton Language!#he hates it! he can strategize and such just fine but he’s really more of a…#… punch thing until it stops being a problem #sort of guy. percussive maintenance as his dad would say #he’s just there like #Hello Mr. Joker #have you considered NOT setting the orphanage on fire? there are better ways to get senpai to notice you #I heard flowers are nice. wait no do NOT call Poison Ivy-!#Danny is having a bad time. joker is having a time once he realizes Danny would rather not be here but is seemingly stuck #also joker maybe tried to kill him and it failed so he’s like #well. hm. that’s. not as new as it should be. have you met lord deathman?#the bats are trying to figure out this dynamic and failing miserably. they even call Harley and she’s like yeah no clue good luck tho

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firstfullmoon · 11 months ago

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Jen Levitt, from “Dunes”

#like how she��d told me I needed to open but how? I mean it literally I can’t figure out the mechanics. UGH #the willingness to risk failure for the possibility of love. mkay.#w #poetry #jen levitt

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kan-be · 9 months ago

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What about Alice with short hair?

dark or light mode? 🤔

#i suppose you probably can’t sit like that with a guitar but lets just pretend it’s possible #hetalia #aph #hws #hws england #nyo england #nyotalia #punk england

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goldensunset · 2 months ago

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i’ve been thinking about the pokémon memes where it’s like playing off of that one quote that’s like ‘truly strong trainers should try to win using their favorites’ and it’s like ‘ok well my favorite is [something blatantly overpowered]’ and it’s got me curious. how many people genuinely love pokémon that also happen to be really strong competitively?

so if you will. pick a favorite pokémon (for any reason! whether it’s cuteness or strength or nostalgia etc. no judgment) then go here https://www.smogon.com/dex/sv/pokemon/ and look it up

(you’ll see something that looks like this. see where it says tier and has some gibberish afterwards? don’t worry if you don’t know what that means but tell me what the letters/words are)

also if there are multiple forms and the distinction matters to you make sure you get the right one lol cuz the tiering can be different

edit: forgot to mention i mean specifically in SV! which is what comes up by default. rip every pokémon that either isn’t in SV (it’ll say ‘national dex’) or used to be better but has since fallen off relative to new pokémon

#pokémon #pokemon #pokeposting #if you want to know what those terms mean #AG stands for anything goes. very few pokémon have ever been in here #the absolute elite. too powerful too broken #Ubers is below that it’s like the normal ban zone where most overpowered pokémon go #OU stands for overused it’s like the ‘standard’ top tier #below that is UU (underused) then RU (rarely used) then ZU (zero used) then PU (this is a pun. pee-yew. because they stink)#LC is little cup which is basically Baby Fight™️ and NFE is not fully evolved so like babies and teenagers basically #and anything with BL (ban list) at the end is like a weird in between state #where they’re too powerful for the tier they were supposed to be in but not good enough for anyone in the tier above them to want to use em #if you’re thinking these are insane ridiculous terms then i agree #slight edit i think i initially got the order of ZU and PU mixed up. so many tiers with negative mean names…#i fixed it in the poll though #that is to say PU is above ZU #and if you’re curious how tiers work. the tier a pokémon is ‘in’ refers to the lowest it can possibly go #but you can use it in any of the higher tiers if you want to (it’s just more likely to get stomped on)#so like if a pokémon is OU that means you can’t use it in UU or RU or NU etc etc #but you can use it in Ubers if you want in addition to OU #most people i believe play in OU bc there’s arguably the greatest game balance #you’re allowed to use powerful pokémon but it isn’t as run wild go crazy no rules as Ubers #i mean even Ubers has rules but. fewer of em #AG has only one rule and that’s ‘you can’t force a standstill endless battle’ lol. otherwise it’s the wild west #OU is popular bc it’s a fine mix of rules that keep the game fair fun and competitive #and pokémon that are powerful and fun to use in battle #but if you have a different style you might like playing in a lower tier where everybody is super weak #*syndrome voice* but if everyone is weak then no one is…#it’s all about scale it’s all relative #edit: KNEW i was forgetting some nuance. some pokémon are stuck in the past aka not available in SV so they’ll say ‘national dex’ oops

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a-trek-trough-the-stars · 2 years ago

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Barry Trivers and Gerd Oswald dropping “The Conscience of the King” on December 8th of 1966, only to never elaborate on Tarsus IV and Kirk’s past there

#I can’t believe they never elaborated or mentioned that ever again #common it’s a film ready to be made #the POSSIBILITIES #also hats off to all the ff writers who took it was their job to elaborate on that #I love you all #tarsus iv #star trek #james t kirk #star trek tos #tos spock #tos spirk #tos #spock #star trek the original series #the original series #Kirk #the conscience of the king #kevin riley

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weirdglassthing · 3 months ago

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LOA Shiptober Day 4: How They Met

October content month was ambitious..

This one took me. Shockingly long. Whoops! I’ll probably end up jumping around the prompt list and it might extend into November 😋

I’ll try to do day 31 on the actual date of Halloween though 🫡

#the good or bad thing depending on who you ask about my ship art is that there are many more ranting tags #once again bringing my “he can’t blush but what if he did’’ agenda #Ngl the first panel reminds me of a children’s book it’s kind of fire #I feel like frost doesn’t like being touched by most people #but then he meets gricko professional animal friend and he’s so confused bc wtf why doesn’t he hate this #so that’s the drawing #sighs fondly confused grimmorning #except frost is the only one that’s confused #Im not joking when I say this one took me a long time I started it the day before the prompt and finished it like a week later #unintentional but frost is doing the Jim halpert thing #he wasn’t supposed to be but it turned out that way #frost don’t Jim the fourth wall.. community reference yeah..#I keep forgetting gricko tail agenda #also I love all the requests I’ve been getting once shiptober is over those will be popping up #anyways that’s enough out of me #but seriously some of those requests are so good they’re actually inspiring me to finish these pieces #legends of avantris #once upon a witchlight #morning frost #gricko grimgrin #grimmorning #gricko x frost #OH last thing possible stardust rhapsody art on the way I have to share my dandy art with the world

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