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Here's some headcanons for you! (May be sad in some spots. Sorry.)
•Zevlor rolls his hips into his lover taking a slower approach to sex.
• Any position that allows him to be pressed against Tav’s body is great in his book. Zevlor loves to be able to hold them close feel everything their body does when enveloped in pleasure.
• Being so close means sloppy passionate kisses, Tav moaning and sighing so sweetly into his ear as they come undone. Only for him to hear.
• Short, grinding thrusts. Mainly because it’s effective for him and keeps the noise to a minimum.
• Doesn’t like the fact he’s always at such close quarters renders him from fully going to Pound Town™.
• Zevlor likes to think he cannot keep up with the younger men. That he cannot give the same amount of vigor he thinks Tav would want.
• But he can and he does whenever the mood strikes him.
• Once Zevlor has crossed that threshold, he is a beast. Fucking Tav with the force and stamina expected of a Hellrider.
• This mood doesn’t happen often. Only if Tav wants it, he’s extremely stressed out in need of relief, or he’s been pissed off by certain people .
• Zevlor would often think lowly at points. Like taking Tav on the steps of that ridiculous idol the druids nearly used on his people. He perishes the thought in respect for Halsin.
• However, he does like the idea of getting caught by the very same people who have crossed him. Zevlor knows he’s often looked down upon because he is a tiefling, but being seen in a tryst with a hero such as Tav? It's like a reward to be seen as worthy of being in the same bed as them, plus seeing the envying eyes? Zevlor shivers at the thought.
• Balls deep inside Tav, giving them pleasure they deserve, getting their body to sing for him. Having Aradin find Zevlor rearranging Tav’s insides made the carnal relief so much sweeter. Zevlor knowingly glanced at the adventurer when he pulls Tav into a searing kiss.
• Zevlor is honestly afraid of that side of him. To him, it’s like he’s using Tav as a prop for his own bruised ego.
• This is where servicing Tav on their terms comes in. Zevlor would bury his face between their legs for hours just as penance for thinking such horrible acts, or the rare occasion of doing it.
• Zevlor would put himself at Tav’s mercy out of guilt. They could whip him raw, slap his cheeks, both sets if they wished it.
• He would ask for Tav to hit him during sex because of high emotions. Zevlor would be thrusting onto Tav feeling the pleasure, but feeling so incredibly guilty about it. He would whimper out, “Hit me.” And if Tav would ask to repeat it, Zevlor would be louder, more feral in his carnal desires, “Hit me!”
• If Tav refuses then he’ll break into tears chanting how he’s not worthy of Tav or their affections. Fun time would probably end there, and Zevlor would still blame himself for ruining the moment.
• If Tav indulged Zevlor, then he would want to be used. He’ll want Tav to take their pleasure out of his body, if that’s the only thing he’s good for then he won’t say no.
• Zevlor is a bit of a mess. He needs blowjobs and self-esteem coaching,
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Thanks to listening to the cut lines...
Who wants a Zevlor fic?
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Djinn getting jobs HCs
Nathaniel Demerest
He would not get a job. Period.If you are hurting for money, then make a wish.
He literally has no wants for money. Needs on the other hand,
Once he realizes that you must pay for everything, including for him, Nathaniel somehow gets the money to cover himself.
He’s a bit of a shopaholic. He loves to go to places where you have a personal retailor accompany you in the store, ex: Saks Fifth Avenue.
Nathaniel knows he has expensive taste. He loves luxurious life, it’s the closest he can get to being a king, for the time being.
You have suggested he look into Rent-A-Date sites or something similar as a side hustle.
Nathaniel takes your advice but stores it in the back of his mind.
Steven Verdel
Verdel gets OFFENDED that you tell him to get a job. Even as a joke.
He's seen enough new media to know how this human society treats others with no job or money.
And a nagging voice in his head yelling at him to barter for his rent.
His resume is nothing but lies. At the very least, vaguely formed sentences.
Scores as a lawyer. Since he's great at convincing people and well, he's from Hell.
Gets a lot of souls this way.
Probably the only one who can pass as human.
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Nathaniel and Verdel HCs on tech
Nathaniel fucking loves cell phones. Even more now than what he saw in the 90s.
You can tap a square and it shows you events around the world?
Not to mention, he sees other peoples wishes. He will cause chaos on twitter.
He’s that lurker online who doesn’t have any photos of himself.
He somehow wins every single twitter beef.
He’s the more malicious anonymous. He’s the guy who will end your career before you even delete your tweet.
Doesn’t really understand video games, but will try them out for light amusement.
Is very good at puzzle games like Tetris and Doctor Mario.
Verdel
At first, Verdel is very much an old man when it came to electronics.
He would figure out that he would need to tune down his natural magic as to not set anything off, especially alarms.
However, once he gets into the groove of how the majority of tech works, he’ll easily assimilate.
Verdel doesn’t quite understand cars, considering his speed is unmatched. However, he enjoys car rides.
Hates grocery stores. His high sense of smell cannot handle it. Would rather go to a farmer’s market, reminds him of bazaars.
Really likes RPGs and MMOs where he can interact with other players. Yes, he will spill the beans on what he really is, no one believes him.
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I saw your headcanons, and I agree - if someone woke up both djinn, their life would be no good. But now, what if these two went after someone who is not their waker? Call it obsession of some sort, and knowing that djinn can be rather possesive about their "pets"... Please, I'd love to know your thoughts on that
Honestly, I feel like this would never happen. Both have a contempt for humans anyway, why would they go out of their way to socialize?
Nathaniel would rather make as many mortals suffer as retribution for his people being in a constant hellscape and being cursed to dwell in the void.
Verdel is more driven to hurry up, get this wishing thing over with, free his people and conquer what should have been theirs to begin with.
Both want to grant all three wishes as fast as possible, so any side projects are either on hold, or none.
If it were to happen, I don’t see it end any better. Best case scenario, the two somehow work out a way for them to have you. Worse case, this goes to trial and we get a Babylonian baby situation.
Since you had said “obsession”, I’m guessing you are asking about a yandere AU.
This is what leads to the Babylonian Baby situation since two of them don’t share.
By Djinn law, whoever grants the three wishes first gets to make all the rules. So it would be a race to get all three wishes from the waker first before the fun.
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He would collect pulp fiction comics of the horror/sci-fi variety. As the genre kind of dies down in recent years, Jonathan would read a Vampirella or Elvira (his Queen) comics. He hoards these away from the light of day, never uttering a word that he owns comic books, especially his horror erotica.
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headcanons if you woke both Demerest and Verdel
This is how you die.
One will manipulate your feelings while the other messes with your head.
Even though both djinn say that they're trying to get all three wishes fulfilled for the betterment of their race, they want to be the first to grant the final.
So they will fight for your wishes.
Demerest likes to coax his waker into making wishes. Grant the first wish as positive as possible, then make the second horrid so you'll be pressured to make a final wish.
Verdel will try to be as sweet as possible, but if you resist, well, how many loved ones do you have? If you won't wish for yourself, then you'll wish for them.
By Djinn Law, they cannot lie to you. But be very aware that they will try to give roundabout answers, be very vague, or misdirecting.
Good luck with trying to keep an eye on both of them. They will cause havoc no matter what.
You'll burn or be left with ashes.
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Dark!Terzo is Jimmy Angelov.
Change my mind.
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The Hills Have Eyes (77) - Mars rom-headcanons
Mars is the one that will follow his father's footsteps when it comes to love.
Steal a person straight off the street if Mars knows no one will come looking for them.
At least until you came along.
Mars knew from the moment he saw you: he had to have you.
It was lust at first sight. Nothing too unusual for Mars.
However, show him who's boss... Mars will fall hard.
He'll try and duke you to get you to scream, but you fight back claiming you ain't the one. Oh boy, Mars will get mad at first, but if you stand your ground. Mars has a respect for you.
It will probably be Papa Jupiter who would plant that seed into Mars's mind. It's time for Mars to find a partner and start a family.
Mars would grumble the whole time seeing as now he's being picky about who he wants. Subconsciously, Mars is holding out for you.
His body would act out first before he realizes he wants you. Mars's sex drive takes a nose dive, he figured it's cause he doesn't want to.
He stares at cactus flowers more often thanks to you.
Mars really doesn't know how to woo you. He knows he can't just take you without a fight. One of you would end up wounded, or worst, dead.
So, he would stalk you. Like a feral cat that doesn't trust people but still wants what you have. Mars would creep around your home, maybe once he's confident enough, sneak into your house.
He'll come with gifts, at the suggestion of Big Mama and Ruby. Stolen jewelry and bullet shells. Only when you gave him water, he knew he was in the clear.
Mars would run to your place just before light comes over the hills. Sometimes, he'll spend the night with you in your home.
Mars is the only one of his brothers that will have a hard time on the outside, probably not be able to thrive at all. Due to his sadistic nature and feral Darwinism that his father drilled in his head, Mars would either end up back in the hills or dead.
Mars would try to understand what you're teaching him, but he would go back to his ways.
Mars is a rough lover. Being the older brother and raised by Jupiter the longest.
He loves it when you get him to work for it, whether that's teasing him or literally running from him.
Loves using his teeth on you, he purposefully breaks skin to lick the blood off. Pro-tip: this man has no idea how to orally please a person. His teeth will hinder any attempts.
Mars doesn't like kisses? At least, not on the mouth. He likes to give your shoulders kisses or head bumps.
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The Hills Have Eyes (77) Pluto rom-headcanons
Pluto saw you first. That's the rule and nothing will stop him from having you.
Pluto isn't as rough as his older brother or his father. He's on the spectrum of neuro-divergenece so this comes as a plus on how he's going to treat you.
Very trainable. Since Pluto seeks to please, you can easily get him to understand what's good for you and what's not. Tell him no once and he'll remember it.
He always has something to give you. Whether it's a pretty rock or jewelry from victims, he's going to swipe it before his family could trade it.
He loves to hold you in his arms. It's almost like he's afraid that something, or someone, will take you away from him.
He's like a lovesick teenager when he starts to frequently see you. Pluto would run off to visit you in your home either during the night, or sneak out of patrol duty if he knows he can get away with it.
Unfortunately, this will cause problems with his family, especially with Papa Jupiter. Pluto would probably get beaten for it, seeing how rough Jupiter was with Ruby.
This will come down to an ultimatum: he can run off with his whore (aka you) and don't ever come back, or Pluto drags you to live with the family. Which is the easier paths Jupiter can think of without leading to his son's death.
If you don't want to live with his family, Pluto will be very upset. His family is all he knows, there's a very real possibility that he won't thrive on the outside. Even if he can easily adapt, there's a sigma he'll face from how different he looks.
If you say yes, Pluto will be over the moon. He and his family will push for you two to have babies if you are able.
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Strange Magic Pt.1
I decided to do a mini-series on a witch making deals and getting familiars. If there's a demand, I will do more.
The coven was very particular on who or what you summoned as a personal demon. Hell, not all the witches in your coven have one. The only one do managed to nab a familiar of any form, she didn’t last very long. Some of the other witches say it was because she chose the wrong demon, other more experienced witches say the same, also that she didn’t establish a relationship with her demon.
This is a suicide mission for you. On the totem pole in the coven, you are the lowest. In the eyes of some of your peers, you are scum. You could barely make a curing lotion. Lotion! What is your possibility of summoning a demon if you barely mix a suave? This is definitely a ploy to get rid of you. You felt it in your bones ever since Mother Luna become Head Witch.
Her reign began with ice and snow, claws with the chill of steel strangled the life out of your coven. Your good friend, one of the few warlocks who stuck around, was exiled. His punishment on grounds of being a literal Satan worshiper. Unfortunately, this was proven true by his own confession, he was to bring about Lucifer himself he proclaimed. Mother Luna cast him out of the coven into the colonies. News of his whereabouts reached your ears; you still mourn him. The only one who stood between you and the harsh wilderness of this new land.
Tonight, being a full moon where the veil is thinnest, you are tasked to find your demonic familiar. You shake as you wait for the music to commence your quest. You silently pray to your goddess for guidance, to please show a sign. But you get nothing just the sound of your coven’s voices cutting through the night.
Silence deafens your ears as the chanting stops, you make your move. Leaves crunch beneath your bare feet as you mime a confident march towards the watchful gaze of your coven. You feel the pity and the scorn in waves swallowing every ounce of your soul. A weight in your chest causes your stride to falter for a slit second. The world slows as your sight narrows on Mother Luna, her piercing stare bore into you. Her green eyes dancing with a sharp sparkle like a cat about to pounce.
You continue onward to the coven head. Mother Luna stands proud before the coven wrapped in black silk that glitters in the firelight. If she could, there would have been a crown of thorns on her head.
“Sister,” Mother Luna greets in a saccharine tone that leaves a sour taste in your mouth. “We call upon you to fulfill your destiny, and find your familiar in the ether realms.”
You tune out the rest of the theatrics focusing on the incantations you memorized for tonight. You can feel the tremors of fear start to course through your body. You steel yourself from visibly shaking in front of the coven, especially not to give Luna the satisfaction.
“Now, go!” Luna’s voice snaps you back to the present. “Find your path, and don’t come back until you do.”
Great, this is an exile out of humiliation. Luna knew you wouldn’t be able to do this ritual and used it as leverage to strong-arm you out, you think bitterly. You bow your head taking your leave, thoughts swirling around in tandem. This was going to be a long night.
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I got some weird Pokémon headcanons for the band Ghost too.
His original starter died a long time ago. But she came back as a Duskull! So he has a Dusknoir that's beefy as hell. (It was a Chikorita). Whenever there's a "problem" in the ministry, Primo has Dusknoir to take care of it.
He has a Espeon that accompanies him everywhere. Espy is very loyal to Primo and acts as his second pair of eyes. Think Mrs. Norris.
Heracross is the Pokemon that he has to piss off his brother, seeing as how he specializes in a certain type of Pokémon. He also helps in the greenhouse, even after Primo died.
Secondo specializes in Dark types, to the shock of many.
This started because he was always followed by Primo's Espy, so he evolved his own Eevee into Umbreon, Ombra. Much like Espy, Ombra is literally that to Secondo.
A lot of people ask why didn't he just get a ghost? Well, that's why he has Sableye. Sableye was found in the church catacombs by Secondo and kept feeding it. He has a bad habit of stealing ritual gems and items to give to Secondo. Papa finds it cute.
Sharpedo is perhaps his one of his most favored Pokémon for parties. Especially if said party is on a boat. And sometimes he'll surf with it. Secondo catch it while fishing for the first time as a boy, Nihil told him to throw it back, but Secondo didn't listen.
Houndoom was a gift from to Secondo from Primo, because he needed to learn responsibility. Houndoom is very much Secondo's favorite, and yes this is the hound that he uses on his ghouls.
Terzo is the only brother without an Eevee. Mainly because he wanted all the evolutions, and that costs a lot of money (and training that Terzo couldn't give).
When Terzo was a boy, he really wanted to do the go on an adventure and catch so many Pokemon. Unfortunately, he was denied the chance and Nihil got him the wrong starter.
Terzo wanted Charmander, but he got a Mudkip. His name is Kippy and he's the best. Kippy was first hated by Terzo, but saved him when Secondo's Houndor chased him. Terzo made sure that Kippy was the best Pokemon in the ministry!
Zoroark is the only shiny in the ministry, Terzo will always brag about it. He honestly thought it was a cat at first, but was surprised at the colors. Terzo uses Zoroark as a stand in for his duties sometimes.
Lurantis is Terzo's stage buddy, mainly because Lurantis can vine whip Terzo from falling off the stage, plus he fits the Dead Astire look. At a vacation in Hawaii, Terzo thought Fomantis was the cutest thing and caught one as an out from helping in the Greenhouse.
Luxary is Terzo's bodyguard. She's the other Pokemon allowed out of her ball during shows. Luxary was hard to catch on Terzo's part, but he somehow managed it. Everyone has the theory that Omega actually caught Luxary, but gave it to Terzo. Yes, Omega got her after his passing.
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Guys... I was like, "Man, Terzo reminds me of someone... But who?"
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actually i apologize for sending that double djinn ask, please ignore it im' sorry
What ask? I had only this and the Papa one.
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Could you possibly write more rut HCs for all the papas???
Papa Nihil's HCs for his rut
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Woomph 😳💞✨
Of course, I can! But say please next time, okay?
I got some general headcanons for ya!
The papal rut is actually a curse. The Olde One brought it upon the Papas of the church way back in the dark ages for their hubris on thinking they can bring the Anti-Christ with their bodies.
The text got lost in translation so the church sees this as a blessing.
A papa only gets this rut once they are crowned Papa. So none of the Papas, including Copia, never went through it until they gained their title.
On to the rest of the Papas!
Secondo truly believes that he can sire the Anti-Christ, so he purposefully goes out of his way to be on tour during his rut.
The party animal title is because his rut is in full effect.
However, due to his withering age, he's shooting banks. Secondo is in full denial about it.
He fully leans into his rut, regardless of what's going on around him. He'll perform a sermon with a raging boner. No one's got the balls to say anything. Except for Terzo... cause he's an ass.
Secondo has shades of Primo, he too caterwauls. However, he doesn't sound like a demonic cat. No, Secondo sounds like this
This only happens when he's near someone he's attracted to, or someone does something cute. Secondo saw Copia talk to a rat once and Papa couldn't stop BLEGH at Copia for two days.
Terzo never really had problems with his rut, because he has thyroid issues.
This by no means he doesn't get a rut, it's not as powerful as the rest of his brothers. Lucifer is very powerful, but He cannot stand against Mother Nature.
Terzo gets very needy like his father, needs constant cuddles and kisses. Terzo is very much like Nihil by being very cat-like in nature. Think of Nihil as a raised in captivity tiger, and Terzo as a domestic house cat.
Terzo is the only one of his brothers who's inherited Nihil's purring. He'll purr if you give him attention, he'll purr in a nice warm bath, he'll purr during sermons even when he's giving them.
At a rare family dinner, Terzo purred so loud that he caused Primo, Copia, and his father to fall asleep.
Terzo has a bad rep of marking. And not the sexy kind. This was hinted at in his childhood, but luckily it switched from his bladder to his cheeks.
Like his father, Terzo will involuntarily move on his own to establish dominance. Instead on draping himself on someone, Terzo rubs his cheeks on a person like a cat rubbing its scent glands.
He's done this to practically everyone in his life. His family, his ghouls, Copia, no one is safe.
This has led to black marks on people from his paint. Secondo doesn't mind because Terzo goes after his brother's head and gets paint where the older Papa cannot reach.
Copia had a very hard time with the beginning of his ruts. There was no one in the ministry to coach him because the other Papas were dead. Sister Imperator only knew so much about them with her limited time with Papa Nihil.
The double whammy is that Copia's ruts are much more powerful due to a new bloodline. The reason Secondo and Terzo's ruts weren't bad is because the curse made it so. Kinda like how over breeding dogs and cats causes health problems.
Copia needs micro-dosing to keep his rut contained at the bare minimum. To everyone else, it looks like he takes insulin shots.
The first time was the absolute worst. After he was anointed Papa, Copia didn't know he would get a rut seeing as how he wasn't part of the bloodline. Then it hit him. A cold wave washed over him causing unstoppable shivering. Hot flashes made his blood feel like lava. Every sound was amplified to deafening heights. He heard everything in the ministry, including siblings and ghouls fucking.
When Copia woke up the next day, he was in the woods nearly naked. He heard the calls of his ghouls looking for him. Come to find out, Copia killed three siblings of sin and mutilated one in his rut haze. Apparently, he was making his way to the village on the other side of the dense forest surrounding the church.
Copia still hasn't forgiven himself. The sister who he maimed is no longer part of the church.
Whenever he's getting close, Copia only surrounds himself with his ghouls seeing as they are the only ones who can handle his haze.
He's even begged Sister Imperator to put him in medically-dosed coma before. Sister consoled him to sleep before crying silently to herself.
The only way this can calm down is with a Prime Mover, or his death.
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I'm in finance problems due to someone stealing my identity.
So if I were to open commissions, would anyone be interested?
I'm a few thousand in the hole and I really don't know what to do.
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I'm super drunk. GIVE ME YOUR HCs!!! Or peeny ones of you got any!
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