#that bitch is blonde now the fuck!!!!!!
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positively obsessed with how Rockstar Lestat is the exact kind of guy one of my friends would show me a picture of and swear he’s really sexy and cool and brilliant. Whole time I’m thinking “oh dear GOD” staring at a trainwreck weirdo and wondering what’s happened to everybody else that is absolutely missing me. jesus christ he’s blond
#his outfits are busted he’s cosplaying a vampire as an adult man and on top of it he’s blond#if he was a real guy who came out of nowhere I would think he was so cringe#and iwtv fans are like ‘oh we love him! we would always love him!!!’ LIES#you are on the HATER WEBSITE you are simply partially sexualising him and then rolling your eyes at Lestat/Reader band fic#while reblogging hate tweets (made by armand). don’t look in my eyes and tell me you don’t think he’s a little cringe.#does it matter how camp a man is if straight women want to fuck him. I think not. site of haters we’d be on armand’s side#and also you’d wanna fuck Daniel. as recent trends show#the x reader fic swiftie aesthetic girlies would love Lestat#they want to be a rockstar’s gf#but the gay gore amc hbo nbc bitches would take one look at Daniel crazy geriatric homosexual#who claims to be a vampire and is now touring around with another separate guy claiming to be a vampire#and they would (as they are a currently doing) posting shit like#‘hey is vampire peepaw kinda sexy. like I’d let him bite me. Lestat can die but Daniel come and get it grandpa’#lestat is nothing this is daniel’s time. in the reality where this is actually happening to us and not a tv programme#iwtv#interview with the vampire#rockstar lestat#lestat de lioncourt#the vampire lestat#daniel molloy
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I was looking for some inspo on pinterest and trying to find some authentic mid to late 2000s fashion and faces that don’t look like they know tiktok… and found this gem 🎱 That’s literally them if you squint a little. It’s 2008, Just Dance by Lady Gaga is playing in the background. Jeremy checks the time on his Nokia 5300 XpressMusic: they’re about to go see this new movie called Twilight… It’s a good day.
#it’s from skins if you’re curious#maxxie is my fancast for jeremy now#blond gay bitch#he’s even got dimples#btw remember when maxxie and tony hooked up and then nothing happened. evil#is there a word for when its like queerbaiting except they do fuck but then there’s no follow through#idk. lets call it queersappointment#aftg#all for the game#tsc#the sunshine court#jean moreau#jeremy knox#jerejean#tfc#the foxhole court
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Dreamy☁️
#tomcat draws#fanart#the marauders#harry potter marauders#sirius black#remus lupin#moony wormtail padfoot and prongs#wolfstar#these bitches gay#this is a headcanon#where regulus is self conscious about having blonde in his hair#so Siri being a good big bro dyes strands of his hair blonde#follow up#reg has blonde in his hair hc#and anyways Remus thinks it’s cute#Remus just loves Sirius in general#anyways so#not sure what to tag this#i do not support jkr#fuck jkr#like and/or reblog!#okay now bye
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need to draw jb porn again i think.
#like I need it in a spiritual level.#it’s been so long since I’ve drawn jb porn……….. need these two blonde bitches fucking on my screen again 🫠#now I’m just remembering I was actually working on one in my laptop but now it’s gone 😭😭😭😭
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Working on some of my first ever RVB artwork, which is like, HELLA overdue. Like, 19 years overdue. Why is it that it took my brain this long to start obsessing over this show *now* and not like, ya know, BEFORE when it was first starting and I was into it then as well. Ugh, anywho, so while drawing resident Cyborg Nerd, I find myself of two minds simultaneously screaming: "MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE JENSEN!" and "Broken Ass Robo Scrap Junkyard Reject" . . . . But what I can Abso-Lutly tell you is that, I made the slightest, the tiniest chuckle about how he reminds me of Wheatly and Uhm, yeah. He's Young Steven Merchant to me now. That's my facecanon for him now. Can not undo. That's it. I'm done. Lol. But like Thin Rimmed Round Glasses not square. Heh.
#Steven Merchant Simon Pegg lookin' bitch#All tall and fucking lanky and gangly#But not like the Blond Blue Eyed staple of Wheatly seen mostly around and especially from Blue Sky#But the more Brunette Roundish face larger ear mousy version thats also like kinda adorable#but obvi like green eyes and red hair and freckles cause yeah#when I say Jensen I mean from Deus Ex and specifically all of Jensen's augmentations - no that bitch looks more like Church but more jaded?#Rvb#rvb simmons#Red vs Blue#Litterally this show ends in 6 days and I'm just screaming into the void I'm hyperfocused on this now#like fuck I had this pretty fucking cool ass idea for a Fanfic but like 19 is gonna be out and then it's all done#I mean looks like people love lots of AUs. . . I dunno I might still write it
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i have not listened to hamilton in like a week why is he STILL HERE
read the tags if you want to see me talk about musicals for a little TOO long
#this is no hate to you mr leslie odom jr#but i have most certainly listened to other musicians/bands more#anyways i'd say the rest is accurate#my bff and i have been doing a musical binge#started with wicked -> ride the cyclone -> shrek -> legally blonde -> falsettos#i cried twice at falsettos btw it's so fucked up (i loved it sm)#i've listened to wicked before but haven't actually *seen* it so that was nice#i've also heard a couple songs from ride the cyclone & falsettos b4 so i already knew they'd be good#and i've seen shrek the musical like 3 times bc i unironically love it#overall opinions: ride the cyclone might have my favorite cast of characters and i think falsettos might be my favorite musical now#fav songs (for funsies):#ride the cyclone: noel's lament / the ballad of jane doe / jawbreaker / space age bachelor man (insane song btw)#wicked: no good deed / popular#shrek: i know it's today / don't let me go / i think i got you beat / this is our story / what's up duloc?#falsettos: this had better come to a stop / i'm breaking down / four jews in a room bitching / a tight-knit family/love is blind#falsettos cont.: everyone hates his parents / falsettoland/about time#legally blonde: blood in the water / positive / ireland / chip on my shoulder / so much better / whipped into shape / take it like a man#legally blonde cont.: bend and snap / there! right there! / legally blonde / legally blonde - remix / find my way/finale#SORRY I OPENED A PANDORA'S BOX WHEN I STARTED TALKING ABOUT MUSICALS#i really should've posted this on my other acc oh well#okay i'm gonna shut up now im so sorry LMAO#falsettos#legally blonde musical#legally blonde the musical#shrek the musical#shrek musical#wicked#wicked musical#ride the cyclone
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I AM SO!!!! FUCKING!!!!! ??/????/?
#i have so much excess energy right now#i want to bite someone's jugular off#i want to bury myself alive in dirt#i want to do a million tigns a t once#i want to DELETE all my monster writing. i want to write a 100 chapter johan liebert fic about him trying force u to call him mother#and then have it up for 5 days and then deleet after#i want to talk to all my friends#i want to ghost every single person I know right now#i want to continue suusoh#i want to abandon this blog and start a new one where no one will ever know me#I AM#WHAT I AM#I BREATHE THEREFOR I AM#AND WHAT I AM#IS A FUCKING DUMBASS#THE GEATEST DUMBASS ALIVE <33 I SCAMMED Y'ALL INTO LIKING ME HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEEHEEE HEEEE <3333#HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH U GUYS THOUGHT I WAS WRITING FOR JOHAN LIEBERT? GOTCHA. SIKE#THAT AINT JOHAN LIEBERT. ITS MAH FUCKING OC WHO'S A BLONDE LOSER BITCH AND JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE NAMED JOHAN#BWAHHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWERKING MY ASS OFF BECAUSE I WANNA BE CHASED AROUND BY A FREAK ALA OUTLAST STYLE <333
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in the words of one ted dibiase jr: you have to be fucking on me rn
#ARE YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING JOKING????#ARE YOU DOING THIS SHIT ON PURPOSE YOU NASTY BLONDE WHORE?#you think this is funny?#DO YOU THINK MY LIFE IS A JOKE TO YOU??????#AFTER I SPENT YEARS SEEING YOU AS A TWINK?#FOR YOU TO GROW CHEST HAIR AND GET JACKED AND HOLD A SLEDGEHAMMER SO SUGGESTIVELY?#NOW I KNOW WHY THEY MADE YOUR ASS LOSE TO ROMAN AT WRESTLEMANIA#YOU WERE TOO HOT!!!!#YOU FLEW TOO CLOSE TO THE SUN!#YOU BIG BEAUTIFUL BITCH!!!!#GOD!#coddles
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ive been watching sooo many vids of people doing doll restorations and doll customizations... making me both fight off the desperate urge to attempt New Hobby just because it Looks Fun and also resisting the urge to repurchase the fave barbie i had as a kid on ebay,,,,
#i dont have a job rn i dont need to be spending money on this kind of nostalgia for the latter lol#my fave was a SPECIFIC doll#well actually i had 2 faves but i think the other was like a generic one#but i specifically remember i had the 2001 nutcracker barbie + ken#who i guess were named clara and eric lol#idr if i had the kellys.... i did have a few kellys i just dunno if they were part of that set#i think i literally only had one ken doll. MAYBE two ? and one was the nutcracker guy#but his nutcracker head creeped me out so i never used it#i also think i fucked up his slicked back hair bc. well i was a child LOL#but i remember specifically those two bc of the creepy nutcracker head and bc clara had that special jointed body#since her whole thing was like the nutcracker ballet movie or w/e#and i loved the way her joints moved and clicked and her swooshy curly hair#but also when i was a kid i liked smearing makeup on my dolls LOL#so like. watching restoration and custom vids and seeing how people Actually pull that off in a more professional way#it awakens that inner childhood interest lol#and like i HAVE a lot of the supplies already for that. i have paints and pastels and a billion craft supplies ive accumulated over years#which makes it all the more tempting to buy a used doll off like ebay or a thrift store or something for funsies#that would be more affordable than trying to win a bid war for clara 😑 LOL#but i mean. if i do end up employed with a comfortable salary again someday#and if i have money to spare. perhaps i'd consider trying to get clara lol i know shes out there#but also im not willing to spend THAT much so i probs still wouldnt#tho maybe i can find one thats kinda fucked up and try to clean her idk . IDK IM JUST DAYDREAMING FOR NOW#ugh who wants to reminisce with me tho LOL#i can vaguely see the plastic bin of barbies i had as a kid in my mind...#there was this other barbie i had that i liked... idr anything special about her tho i just liked her hair#it was like a specific type of blonde that was like a warm blond and was soft i think. maybe a lil dirty blonde color idk#maybe i liked her face too idk i just know there was one that stood out to me#despite like nothing of significance about her LOL#she was another white blonde bitch in my collection
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I’m actually I think maybe more mad about the treatment Ethan got in that film. People talking about him like he’s James Bond and I will not stand for it. He’s never disrespected or diminished a female agent and he’s NEVER let a GF die not even in MI2 which was so bad it was retconned (unless I guess you count MI OG?? Like I wouldn’t but). He’s just nice. Benji has played damsel in distress more than anyone in the series. Furious they would even TRY to paint him that way.
#lIKE???? he doesn’t NOT kill the blonde girl because she’s a girl!!! he didn’t kill her because she was incapacitated before being dead and#he’s a good person and he doesn’t finish people off when he doesn’t have to! he thought about it! but he’s a good dude! I HATE them trying#to act like he’s fkn James Bond he is NOT!!!! ahhhh!!!! he just does not love killing he’s nice!!!#the man is not DEACON st JOHN or smth!!! MI one happened and now NOT being his father is 87% of Ethan’s personality that’s IT!!!#‘he always does this w women he thinks they’re all over their heads and need rescuing’ go fuck yourself it’s literally a comedic line in MI#Fallout — THE LAST MOVIE!! that Ilsa goes ‘you don’t understand what you’re involved in.’ and he goes ‘/I/ don’t understand what I’m#involved in??? //I// DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT IM INVOLVED IN??? … what am I involved in?😅’#Ilsa is introduced saving his ass. Julie - a civvie - spends the end of MI 3 killing people and bringing him back to life#and he’s like ‘you did all this? wow. 🥺💙’ Carter and he are parallels. tf you bitches mean did you even watch the show#I just have so much anger rn you cannot say this shit about my little guy#and I know it’s the lesser bad saying it but the narrative was trying to reinforce it#mission impossible dead reckoning#mission impossible dead reckoning spoilers
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i am going to be so fucking real it annoys me so bad when people say gabriel ultrakill is considered an object or a tool "just like" the robots / v1. because he is absolutely fucking not.
he's not only a non-human angel, he's an archangel & a supreme angel - angels that were never originally human are already considered higher in heaven's esteem than those lowly former-mortals who get consigned to do grunt work, and gabriel is explicitly stated to be one of the MOST respected archangels. he's specifically also really popular and well-loved among angels as a whole.
these are all things that elevate him way above a station that's already sitting him pretty high - he's not just better than a human, he's better than other non-mortals. he's like just about at the top of heaven's hierarchy.
meanwhile machines are considered even worse than humans, god's experiment that the angels disdain. as gabriel says to v1, it is "not even mortal". machines don't even get a place in the afterlife, as far as we know!
they're literally on completely opposite ends of the spectrum in terms of how they're regarded. gabriel is considered a person and a very high-ranking kind of person - everything he's done at the will of the council, he made the choice to do. he wasn't made to serve the damn council! he decided to commit all those war crimes himself of his own will! he was the damn commander for quelling the insurrections! he was an enforcer of this damn fucked system, not a victim of it
v1, on the other hand, is "less than nothing".
#sizzly slide#this is why i fucking hate gabriel#people will literally go out of their way to excuse this guy and what he's done#oh well he's sorry now? yeah uhhhh and what about all those people in hell he maimed? couldn't he have been sorry earlier?#you are all so fucking enamoured by this white blond bitch#b word in tag
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I mostly dont care about retail/service workers being unprofessional or whatever but something about this pharmacy tech today having the gall and audacity to try and tell me what meds i should be taking with whilst not even taking her fuckin airpods out.........i felt some kind of rage ive never experienced before
#This pharmacy has almost completely changed staff in the past 3 months and its soooooo much worse#When it comes to like someone working on the salesfloor i genuinely dont care 99% of the time im not asking for help anyways#Keep your airpods in godspeed i hope your shift ends soon#But this little blonde bitch sitting here telling me 'well vyvanse and adderall arent really interchangeable'#Sorry are you my doctor?#Was that you I drove 30 mins to see yesterday?#Has it been you this whole time?#You know all my medical history and how my brain works and my reactions to different substances??#My apologies maam I didnt realize#And maybe being off my meds has me a little on edge and irritable#(it does)#But that just pissed me off so much like if you wanna play doctor at least take your fucking airpods out#Idc if that makes me a karen or whatever#I just need to be on a fucking stimulant i dont care which one and neither should you#Seeing as you are not me nor a part of my albeit limited medical team#You are some random pharmacy tech fresh out of college you dont know me or my brain#Now im rambling i really just wanna go off on her and her ugly little boss too#Trying to tell me what kind of antidepressants i can take and 'you should double check with your doctor'#Sir please kill yourself#Its the way he says it too like 'um no you shouldnt be taking it like that. idiot'#Okay well how about I do and you dont concern yourself with it!!!! Fugly cunt!!!!!!!!#You cant even keep my fucking medication in stock how about you worry about that first!!!!#God im sorry im not doing well#I shouldve been asleep 2 hours ago#😁😁😁
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god i fucking hate spa.rkle sm . most shit i'm seeing says she's being racist against roman.ians , but . . . considering roman.ians are . white europeans ? and i haven't heard of much oppression towards roman.ians . I kinda doubt it ?? but you know what people whose oppression i've heard plenty of in roman.ia and who sound similar enough they constantly get confused with each other ? roma . who were enslaved for fucking centuries and to this day still face horrendous oppression in roman.ia . is she . is she fucking racist towards the h.sr version of part of my heritage . hoyo can i kick her can i please kick and punch her please please please pleaaaase pl
#➳ the fool speaks#i mean even if she just hates eastern europeans For Some Reason (roman.ians) that's still her being a racist bitch abt my heritage#<- roman.ian AND rom.ani#i deserve to kick her into the sun i think#also would this mean aven.turine is . rom.ani ? he's pale and blond . which wouldn't be toooo accurate i think ?#but ykw even if he is meant to be rom.ani n nawt roman.ian . and I'm right with all this . I don't expect hoyo to actually make someone fro#somewhere that is supposed to be based off of a culture and people that originates in northwestern india#have an ounce of color in their skin#he might also just be roman.ian but ?? then the slavery comments that I've seen around don't rlly make much sense .#but um !! idk this is going off of screenshots I've seen and what people r saying about aven.turine and her n all that so#n i haven't played in a while so idfk what's going on in the plot . this is just me being pissy about the possibility of a culture that's#still getting fucking oppressed horrendously and forgotten about and Not Even Having Their Oppression Taught To Others getting used . and#now a fucking . anime girl that I've already seen people saying they'll empty their wallets for n calling her their ''waifu 🥺''#is being a racist piece of shit abt it . like . i find it a bit distasteful. no ? like racism can and should be shown in media#but . . . don't . don't try to sell the racist character ? don't make them look cool ? like ? am i overreacting idfk i just hate spa.rkle#SHE EVEN HAS A STUPID NAME#WTF ''ah yes this racist ableist piece of shit let's name her fucking SPARKLE'' ????????? fucking hell i dont like her i hate her#if she's playable or becomes playable I deserve to punch everyone who spends on whatever her banner is in the jaw . sorry#tw slavery ment#tw racism ment#ask to tag
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Something about sitting in this goddamn class makes me have to rip ass something fucking fierce
#having to hold it in does not feel good. especially since the blonde bitch in front of me has been coughing like she has every disease under#the sun for two weeks now. baby girl stay home! wear a fucking mask! before i fucking FART on you!!!#''sit somewhere else'' youre right i should. but if i sit further back i have to stare at the back of this turbovirgin bitch who's in a#discord server with the role of ''main characters'' along with a few other people#idk but her vibes fucking reek. me problem but yeah
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Hobie, to Miles: nobody can be an asshole to you except ME
Gwen: and me
Peter B: and me
Aaron’s ghost: me too
Miguel: me as well
PS4 Miles: same here
That Security Officer: don’t forget-
Miles: OKAY I GET IT.
#Officer Salas i think his name was#??#but he wasn’t really an asshole just doing his job#that BLOND BITCH ON THE OTHER HAND? THE ONE THAT I HAD MY WARRIORS RECEDE THE HAIRLINE OF?#HE NEEDS TO DIE RIGHT NOW#jokes aside FUCK those ‘only i can be an asshole’ friends i do NOT like them.#miles morales#spiderman#spider man#peter b parker#gwen stacy#hobie brown#spidergwen#ghost spider#spider punk#spiderpunk#miguel o’hara#spiderman 2099#spider man 2099#aaron davis#the prowler
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I missed my life before Banana Fish 🧍
#sushi and I finally finished it last night and let me tell u…#TATTERS#I knew it had a sad ending… I knew it was tragic#BUT I WAS NOT EXPECTING ASH’S LIFE TO BE LIKE THAT???#I am… broken…#I ENJOY A GOOD ANGSTY PLOT A LIL TRAGEDY YEAH?? BUT NOT SAD ENDINGS LEAVING ME EMPTY??#don’t get me wrong it was a GREAT series my god what a story and WHAT A DYNAMIC DUO!!!#BUT NOOOOOO AHDKSHDJSJ#made me feel all hopeful AND TO JIST TAKE IT ALL AWAY!!! BITCH!!!!?#THERE WAS NO BREAK!! NONE AT ALL!!!#just constant stress… killing… plotting… planning… my god…#I WANTED HIM TO GO TO JAPAN 😭😭😭#BE A HOUSE HUSBAND W EIJI AHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO#first hun got me w fucking Alicization w kirito and eugeo???#and I was in SHAMBLES BC OF THAT AND THEN NOW W ASH??#I swear it’s the fucking BLONDS THAT GO THROUGH IT!!!#x#shrekeii
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