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Between Prapai ripping out Gun's facial piercings in LITA and Mut choking Raks sperm donor in Love Sea, I am 100% on board with Fort beating ass and taking names. In fact, let that boy do more. Get him in a Mafia role. Fr fr. Let the boy go all the way. He wants to. Look at his face.
#fort thitipong#let the boy kick more ass#he is made for it#look at him#he is built for it#lita#love sea the series#he is all sunshine until you hurt someone he loves#then the beast comes out#but its always a solid 50%#they always stop him#let him go#let him kill those fuckers#especially gun#that bitch deserved to die
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To be honest. DCxDP where the reason Danny meets the bats is Ace the Bat-hound
Like, just think about it for a second. Danny is in Gotham for college, or maybe he just moved out to find a city where having mad scientist parents isn’t actually that unusual.
He can see ghosts.
The ghosts know this.
Now he’s getting harassed left and right by spirits trying to get closure. Fine, whatever, most of them are a one-and-done type deal, and the amount of ghosts trying to get his help steadily decreases.
Except for this one very stubborn dog.
It just keeps showing up and leading him to crime scenes! He doesn’t know how many “anonymous tips” he can call in to the cops before they trace his phone! And this dog, this incredibly good boy, will not stop trying to help the city. He’s never met anyone with such a strong sense of justice, let alone a dog. Can dogs even have a moral compass?
And so Danny just accepts the fact that Ace isn’t going anywhere and becomes his reluctant sidekick/dedicated medium. He leans into the whole thing, dressing up in a mix of traditional magic-user attire and accessories that pay homage to the ghost dog.
He becomes somewhat well known. The psychopomp detective following around the shadowy figure of a German Shepard? That’s unusual! That’s weird! I mean, it’s not the weirdest thing in Gotham, sure, but he’s a new vigilante and he’s got a ghost dog that people can only see when it’s around him. Someone’s gonna notice.
Damian, as Robin, is the first to reach out to him.
Ace doesn’t know Damian but he does know a Robin, and while this isn’t his Robin, he’s still friendlier than usual. Danny’s panicking because oh god the bats are here and also is this kid gonna steal my ghost dog, Damian is absolutely delighted by Ace, and Ace is just happy to see a Robin again.
Damian decides that the psychopomp isn’t a danger to anyone, and there’s no reason to put this encounter into his reports, really, and perhaps Danny can help with some of his cases in the future.
Danny is sweating bullets because Damian basically tells him that he’ll keep him secret as long as he gets to play with Ace. Ace is happy that he’s finally getting some bat affiliated crime-fighting assistance.
And so, Danny is now both Ace AND Damian’s reluctant assistant. At least whenever he’s in trouble, he can always call a middle schooler to help him.
(Is Robin even in school? He’s out patrolling damn near every night, and he stays out late as hell. Does he have a bedtime? He should.)
Eventually it gets to the point where Damian is going over to Danny’s house. When he first sees it, he has a damn bitch you live like this moment, to which Danny responds that not everyone has the money to afford a nice place. Damian counters that he could at least take the time to clean up, and Danny replies that he’s working, going to school, and being a vigilante assistant to a ghost dog, something’s got to give.
Danny nearly has a heart attack when he checks his bank account the next day and sees that someone transferred him 10,000 dollars.
And so they get into a routine. Danny and Damian fight crime with Ace at night, and occasionally Damian stops by during the day to play with Ace and have Danny help with his homework.
(Damian is smart enough to do it on his own, but some of the instructions are written incredibly confusingly, and he would never admit to needing help to his family. Danny is just glad that the kid is in school and cares about his education, blissfully unaware that he’s basically emotionally adopted him.)
Damian is used to being in Danny’s company.
Eventually, when going over a case with the family, Damian absentmindedly remarks that he’ll have to ask Danny about some of the clues that they might be missing. Nightwing asks who he means and Damian makes a face like he just swallowed a lemon.
Cue shitstorm.
Who is “Danny?” Why is Damian willing to ask for help from anyone, much less someone outside of the family? Does he know who Damian is? Has Damian been compromised? What the hell is going on?
Damian now has to explain that Danny is the psychopomp with the ghost dog who he might have met hunted down while on patrol and conveniently not mentioned, but he’s not a bad person, really, and he lets him play with Ace, and he’s been quite helpful on certain cases due to his ability to talk to ghosts.
Bruce insists that the family meet Danny. Damian, hoping that he won’t just skip town the second he hears the news, relents.
Danny is surprisingly eager to meet the bats, considering his earlier fears.
Damian, blissfully unaware of what’s coming, sets a time and place to meet.
Once everyone is there, he gives Bruce the earful of a lifetime.
Robin is in middle school! Danny knows that there’s no way to stop the boy from going on patrol, but you could at least shift his schedule so he gets enough sleep on school nights! Does the Bat even know where he is half the time?! (No) And why isn’t he comfortable asking his family for help with both cases and homework? Did they ever even notice how much time he was spending at Danny’s house? If Danny was a bad person, he could have seriously hurt the poor boy! Shame on you!
Nightwing is mortified that Damian didn’t trust him enough to tell him about any of this. Red Hood is laughing his ass off, because yeah Danny is making good points but he’s also chewing out the literal Batman. Tim is recording the whole thing. Steph is delighted by the absolute gall of this Danger Twink™️, and already planning to add him to several groupchats. Damian is more embarrassed than he’s ever been in his entire life.
You, he points to Nightwing, did your academic life feel supported when you were a Robin? Nightwing is too stunned to speak. Red Hood, eternal shit-stirrer, says that oh, we all prioritized patrol over our education, that’s just how it is. Red Robin actually dropped out of high school to avoid distractions, did you know that?
Danny honest-to-god shrieks at this.
He finishes his angry rant and leaves, everyone too stunned to stop him.
And as it turns out, Tim wasn’t the only person recording the whole thing.
The entire internet is blowing up with Psychopomp The Danger Twink™️’s rant. People are taking sides. Things are getting messy. Red Hood literally admitting on-camera to previously being a Robin is somehow not the main focus here.
Eventually someone connects some dots from the video, as well as stories circling the internet about the psychopomp. A ghost dog named Ace, who is the literal only reason that the psychopomp is fighting crime at all, which seems incredibly fond of Nightwing and Robin.
A crime-fighting dog who wants constant attention from both the current and original Robin.
Oh my god, Ace the Bat-hound died and became a crime-fighting ghost.
And, somehow, that’s still not the strangest thing going on in Gotham.
#dcxdp#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#dc x dp prompt#literally Ace is too good a boy to pass on#this veered wildly into ‘Danny emotionally adopts Damian’ but really it’s what he deserves#sometimes family is an ex child assassin an undead college student and a ghost dog#also Danny gives literally no shits during investigations because he Cannot Die#he will just casually take 40 bullets to the chest like it’s nothing#if he encounters a rogue he will beat the everloving hell out of them and then give them Jazz’s card#(she’s doing confidential therapy for vigilantes and rogues)#except for the ones who are too far gone. like the joker#he’s a bitch and Danny hates him#if given the opportunity Danny would gladly kill him but Clockwork says he’s not allowed to do that#so he settles with beating the hell out of him and then covering all his stuff in glue#and of course alerting the authorities
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percy, mentally ill: I feel like I deserve to die. It's a punishment because im a horrible person. Does that sound crazy?
jason, also mentally ill: No that tracks bro samesies
#just two dumb bitches telling each other /exaaaaactly/#that scene is boo is so funny because it fully treats it as if Percy can read Jason's thoughts the way the reader can#because from Jason's pov it's Percy saying that he thinks deserves to die as a punishment for doing something so terrible#and then Jason THINKS about times when he also felt helpless and wanted to give up and die#and he's literally sympathizing with Percy#but VERBALLY Jason's like: no that's not crazy that makes sense#so now think of this convo from Percy's pov#Percy: I'm a horrible person who deserves to die#Jason: Yeah that makes sense#and then Percy GOES QUIET#it literally reads like Jason affirms Percy's worst thoughts alkfjalkdjflskdjg#its sooo fucking funny in the worst way#pjo#percy jackson#jason grace#mine
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Was going to write a little ficlet to go with this, but. Vaccine tiredness is killer.
A little bit of art for the FOP Nature au by @bunnieswithknives. I cannot recommend checking it out enough.
#art#my art#fop nature au#fop#fairly oddparents#fairly oddparents a new wish#fop a new wish#fopanw#fop dale#dale dimmadome#he deserves to die in a dimmaditch#body horror#blood#candy gore#Anyway the concept behind the ficlet was going to be basically about Bramble#(because im a dirty little bitch who shoves their oc where they don't belong)#setting up traps in the forest with the intention of not catching actual deer#but rather the rogue fairy disguised as a deer that the fairy council had warned her to be on the lookout for (aka Flowers)#The Council doesnt really give a shit about Bramble or her forest#they just want to make sure Flowers isn't COMPLETELY unsupervised after the Dale Incident#So anyway Bramble does catch something#and its certainly not a real deer#but he's pretty damn sure it isn't another fairy either#(idk why Dale would be in the forest I guess maybe he just went looking for Flowers to fix this and freaked out and got lost? idk)#Anyway none of that is actually canon to the au ofc it was just in my head#and it gave me an excuse to draw a fucked up deer man so like what else could I ask for
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mercymorn the first + fragrant is my many flower'd crown, lingua ignota
#pretty sure i could write a thesis on the thematic/narrative implications of how her death is treated by john and also augustine#all bitches die / bitches get what we deserve also could have wormed onto here#anyway. she makes me crazy. her circumstances make me crazy
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Death Note R2: L's successors.
"What's the matter... Near?"
#death note#near#nate river#near: kira u bitch#this may be not canon but they put their whole budget here and he deserves look at him he looks pretty#cw blood#id die for him i love him so much#the quality sucks ass argh argh#my gifs
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This is the only thing I'm going to say about the election until it's over:
Anyone who did not vote for Harris or who attempted to dissuade people from voting for Harris, you are indirectly responsible for whatever shit Donald Trump does if he gets elected. That blood is primarily on his hands, yes. But it is also on yours. I hope you can live with that because I sure as hell wouldn't be able to.
#'but gaza' trump wants TO OBLITERATE THEM. HE LITERALLY WANTS THERE TO BE NOTHING LEFT OF GAZA AT ALL. WHY DO YOU THINK#I DON'T WANT HIM IN POWER?????#yeah I said I wouldn't election post I lied sorry.#I know most of you don't actually care what happens to american citizens because we're all Violent Hypocrites who should kill ourselves#and somehow every single civilian is responsible for the actions of a military and government that comparatively few of us are actually par#of but FUCKING HELL. You don't care about THE PEOPLE OF GAZA??? Because that's what you're telling me if you're in favor of#doing anything OTHER than the most likely path to get trump out of politics. which is voting for the candidate DIRECTLY OPPOSING HIM.#the thing about america being an empire that needs to die. is that before it dies. it is still affecting the rest of the world.#I can't make you care about me and my loved ones. but I am IMPLORING you to have some fucking compassion for all the people#who are going to be DEEPLY negatively affected elsewhere if trump gets into power.#THEIR HARM. THEIR DEATHS. ARE ON /YOU/ IF YOU DID ANYTHING TO FACILITATE TRUMP'S VICTORY IF THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS.#I don't believe most of you actually have any amount of the sympathy and compassion for others you claim to have.#I don't think any of the causes you throw yourself behind are actually meaningful to you. I don't think any of this is based on a#genuine desire to build a better world. I think you just want your Internet friends to think you are a Good Person.#if I see anyone. ANYONE. acting like a trump presidency is what we 'deserve'. or that it's necessary to 'teach [xyz] a lesson'#I am NEVER speaking to you again I don't care how long I've known you.#us politics#I am a disabled queer woman. almost everybody I love is also disabled and queer. you think we're acceptable collateral damage fine.#but don't cry that I'm being a bitch if I say that that makes me not trust you and not want to have anything to do with you.
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We need to address something I don't see coming up enough in the fanon vs canon conversation about Jason vs Dick being tim's Robin. We talk about how the size of the hero worship for Dick, the victim blaming, how Jason was like this shadow/threat looming over tim, how everyone starting with Bruce and Alfred disrespected his memory to use as a cautionary tale so the image tim had of Jason wasn't accurate, and again the amount of victim blaming that was so fucked up, and how there was also this idea that this is still a dead child which implies some very martyrish form of "well you have to honour his legacy and aim to be as good as him and save the people he cared about because he's fucking dead" and I think that that canon fucked up parasocial relationship between tim and Jason has the potential to be so interesting (they deserved so much more than the titan tower fight for real it could have been fascinating exploring that). All of this can be interesting and it can be deep and angsty and so good.
But!
But.
Hear me out:
The real thing that's missing from this discourse, once we've acknowledged the worth and reality of canon, is that (even without the very woopified emo tim representation), fanfics about how Jason was tim's hero and tim's Robin would send early Robin tim, at least, into such a rage. I'm not saying there's no nuance or he just hates Jason and nothing else. But some versions of early tim specifically I think would feel such a deep rage at the implication that Jaybin was his favourite Robin and he only loved and idolized him, and I think that version of tim at least deserves it. Like, if I could make him read all of these fanfics and he has to and can't zone out I would do it, make it a lesson about victim-blaming (also the misogyny in some runs). Like isn't it nice to imagine? I think it's deeply funny, and I understand some people get upset about it because like they feel canon is more interesting but, if it's in fanfic, I think it's hilarious. I think we should just submit characters who do stuff that piss us off to that actually, write things about them that would infuriate them. Oh Jason taunts and laughs about the possibility of Dick dying in Chemo ? Fuck you, now you're scared and on the run from your family because they're crime lord killers and killing is bad and you're a soft boy who drinks honey lavender lattes. tim victim-blames Robin? Bam, you have hero worship now. Batman is always the center of the narrative and comics and it's always about him to the point it's really annoying and downplays the potential of other characters? Say goodbye to your dialogue lines buddy, you get one hug at the end if i'm feeling generous. Nobody is free from the magic wand of doom and the power of "it would be so fucking funny". This power is driving me insane. Let it consume you in the name of catharsis.
#oh you wanna be emo? magical girl au cry about it#being mean to characters on a meta level#dc#don't take it too seriously#incorrect dc#on purpose#dc comics#tim drake#jason todd#red hood#batman & robin#mafia au#lantern au#magical girl au#sometimes doing things that are deeply insulting to the narrative is the way to cope with the narrative being a little bitch#dc stands for die mad about it canon#not anti tim drake#tim drake critical#I GUESS#i love his character but he deserves la chancla sometimes
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wow holy shit guys Jane Cucker real??? umm deserved??? totally????
#tavros is the only kid i genuinely feel bad for in this garbage ahh comic#like what did he do wrong ever#its not his fault his mom is hitler-trump in the flesh#speaking of jane totally deserves to get cucked at least once#like let this bitch get cucked from her husband by her enemy please???#hsbc you ruined kanayas relationship with rose two times and didnt consider this once??#what are u guys doing!!!#20 likes and ill draw jakekat having steamy butt homo sex#pov everyone is happy jane is getting cucked (im everyone)#tw cucking#kinda#jakekat#save me jakekat#SAVE ME#homestuck beyond canon#hsbc#i cant post this on main because... uh.#because.#jane crocker#literally die#i hate her SOOOO MUCH#tavros crocker#commander Karkat#jake english#hsbc upd8#because this totally happened#homestuck#homestuck fanart#im sorry in advance#no im not
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I gotta sleep on this finale and coalesce my thoughts, but this episode went to the greatest lengths to have each and every one of the characters tell Boston that he should "improve" himself. That his current character is not palatable to anyone -- his "friends", his boyfriend.
Boston was ostracized, isolated and berated to the point that it completely shattered his sense of self. He went from this
To this
This is where the show left him -- alone, dejected, and questioning every single part of identity. And I am raging mad about this.
#friends i am gonna die furious about this#boston deserved better!#the show had every one of those bitches dunk on boston#i had to watch fucking mew ray and cheum step on boston's back to get on their fucking high horses#what the fuck was even that???#only friends the series#only friends meta#ofts#ofts meta#bostonnick#only friends boston#neo trai#jojo tichakorn
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Important scene from helluva boss sinsmas, this scene caused multiple people to receive SEVERE psychic damage, I just know it.
“He doesn’t deserve to live this heinous lifestyle and poison my daughters with it” BITCH???? WHO THE HELL LET THIS REVOLTING WOMEN INTO THE BUILDING!?
I’m starting to think she deserved to die 🙃
#helluva boss#helluva boss spoilers#blitz#stolas goetia#moxxie#Millie#bitch mcbitchernes#tw homophobia#yup. she definitely deserved to die. it was not an accident
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i feel so much about delta you guys
red vs blue really looked at me and said here is our logic fragment. this is the logic man. he feels logic. he has a strong survival drive. but also he loved york enough to be willing to die with him.
sigma wanted so fucking bad to be human, to be whole, to chase what they came from and what they were. that he totally missed the fact that delta fucking made it. Delta was more than the Logic Fragment. He had his own bonds, his own wants, his own drive because of his relationship with York.
And in his attempt to become whole again, Sigma... completely undermined that. Made delta into the Logic Fragment again. just another fragment, not a person of his own.
do you ever think about how if sigma had slowed down and really tried to work with maine, that maybe things could have gone so so differently?
i think about that.
#i could keep going#i feel so much about delta and sigma#sigma is ambition#he wants to be whole but then was used to break apart the alpha#no fucking wonder hes like he is#meanwhile delta is so fucking#genuinely caring towards york#hes more than logic!!!!#mind over matter makes him justice as well#but even putting that masterwork aside#hes a fucking person!!!#and he died and im so sad about that#because he didnt have to die#pretty much every major death in this show was avoidable and that kills me#this show is agony dude it writes death as the tragic yet unceremonious bitch that it often is and that kills me#doyle got to go out with a bang but fuck he deserved better too#anyway yeah i love these lil halo dudes#red vs blue#rvb#delta rvb#sigma rvb#york rvb
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The fact that this is the moment that awakens Laia’s memories of her past life for the very first time, with her wiping off the lime and looking into Hasan’s eyes… These two are never beating the soulmates allegations.
#yeah i started a new slot to romance him only#bc he and lale deserve a happy ending#y'all don't understand i was playing rc when dals first came out#and hasan stole my heart immidiately#only to fucking die in chapter 1 and not come back until SEASON 3#romance club#dracula a love story#rc hasan#bitch plays
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Cass and Jason are such interesting foils. To me. Cass. Raised with assassins, found freedom (also trauma and difficulty, but still freedom) in the streets, then found her way to the bats. Her mother issues deserve their own post. Her complicated reverence for Batman deserves its own post. Dying was a ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. (not great but not the worst thing that happened to her) Jason. Knew love, was orphaned, and the streets were a downgrade. The vigilantism was an upgrade, "magic", for him, while for her the assassin part was a stain she could not wash off. He tried to protect his mother until the end. THEN. Training with the League (differs based on the comic but a pretty consistent thread). Dying was earth-shattering, world-ending, table-turning. Given this, one could almost expect their opinions on killing to follow suit--Jason found death earth-shattering, perhaps he cannot inflict it on anyone else. Cass found death to be not as earth-shattering, perhaps she would have a more cavalier response. but NO!!!!!! Because Jason never killed as a child, and Cass was coerced into killing as a child. To Jason, death will always be something he was the victim of, and to Cass, it will be something she can never wash her hands of. One would THINK. Maybe this scares Jason. NO!!!! Because they FLIPPED!!!! Cass came at the conclusion she cannot kill, Jason came to the conclusion he must. And they got there because of their life experiences do you understand me
#can you tell it's finals week#anyways#entirely obsessed with them#cassandra cain#cassandra wayne#jason todd#dc#thoughts#my posts#in a way it's very cain and able of them????? they weren't even involved in each others deaths#not really#but Cass as a forever murderer#because she will always think she needs redemption#in the same guilty way bruce does#and JASON as abel#first to die and as consequence will always think he deserves recompense#all of this is made hilarious by the fact that they can't fucking stand each other#all of this is the REASON they can't fucking stand each other#Jason will call bruce bitch in a heartbeat and Cass will beat Jason's face in for it
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artist credit (i don’t have twitter [X] nor do I want it so a screenshot will have to do. tysm Mex for finding this :3)
#DON’T RUN#COME DIE LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#itadori yuuji#mahito#Mahito Deserves to Die Guild UNITE#also art isn’t mine but this is vv fitting omg#credit to the artist on twitter (X)
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something about the way that miles spent all of itsv building up the confidence to carry out 1610!peter’s legacy and be spider-man, being told that anyone can wear the mask, only for everyone in atsv to constantly tell him that he’s a mistake, and that he was never supposed to be bitten, that *he* can’t be spider-man
#miguel is a little bitch that is just making ‘canon events’ up#as an excuse for why things didn’t work out for him#and i will die on this hill#fuck that guy#miles did not deserve any of the stuff that happened to him in this movie#if miles morales has zero fans I am dead#into the spiderverse#across the spiderverse#into the spiderverse spoilers#across the spiderverse spoilers#itsv#atsv#itsv spoilers#atsv spoilers#miles morales#miguel o'hara#spiderman#spiderman 2099
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