#thanks musk

[ibswarriors2nd]

The Twitter rebranding has finally over taken mobile and now I have to hide my phone screen when I go out in public so no one thinks I am using an adult website app.

[homiro]

AINU MIKU! AINU MIKU!

[katyatalks]

Translated by myself, typeset by @justheretortwt4

2023/03/24, @ONE_rakugaki

[wilhelmwrobel]

This is your sporadic reminder:

✨ For Republicans the concept of free speech isn't about discourse but about overriding consent ✨

They don't care about people being allowed to express their opinion. They care about an audience being forced to listen to them, no matter how vile they are. Keep that in mind when they talk about free speech.

[i-fucked-your-milkshake]

I honestly can’t decide which is funnier:

1. He broke Twitter by implementing bad code and covered it up by announcing the limitations

2. He broke Twitter by not paying his google cloud bill and covered it up by announcing the limitations

3. He broke Twitter by fundamentally misunderstanding Twitter and bragged about it by announcing the limitations.

[strawbeb]

so happy for these two to be able to finally live their truths. #lovewins

[laurapslmer]

well, i hope i was your your favorite crime 'cause baby, you were mine

[mugiwara-lucy]

If you EVER need a reason to vote Harris (even though we’re all planning to) just look at this! 😂

I wonder if it has to do with the fact that this dumb ass has basically threatened Kamala’s life TWICE and it hasn’t even been a MONTH since the first one.

To see this fucktwit behind bars; here is the link below to register to vote along with the deadlines varying by state! Also, your own vote isn’t enough! Get as many people as you can to vote for Kamala be it your friends, cousins, parents, grandparents, old friends from high school and college, coworkers, boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands, wives, stepchildren (if they’re 18 and over) and the list goes on and on but every vote counts! ALSO PLEASE check your registration DAILY because MAGA WILL purge your voter registration!!

And early voting has started! And if you don’t wanna vote on November 5th, Early Voting is another option! Like I said get as many people as you know and try early voting that way you can avoid MAGA fuckery on November 5th! Here’s the link down below listing the dates by state:

And Mail in Ballots are ANOTHER option I highly recommend!! And like I said get as many people as you can to take advantage of this option! BUT if you decide to go with Mail In/Absentee Ballots; PLEASE mail your ballots at the ACTUAL USPS office!! That way MAGAts won't fuck with it.

And if you’re an American who lives overseas; PLEASE use the option of voting overseas since I know every country other than North Korea, Russia and China do NOT want to see Trump’s stinky ass back in the Oval Office! Here’s a link below:

Like damn we’re all excited to vote for Kamala; hell I think this turned up the excitement meter A BILLION FOLD! 🤣

[strawlessandbraless]

Twitter’s about to be the Wild Wild West thanks to Space Karen

[sparklyslug]

They got me with this, the bastards

[reality-detective]

Elon Musk Has Unveiled a Fleet of Optimus Robots.

These robots are designed to handle various tasks, such as shopping, taking care of children, and performing any task assigned by their owner. Musk even suggested that the robots could serve as companions.

KEEP YOUR ROBOTIC COMPANIONS... I prefer a human connection from my sisters and brothers from other mothers in ALL aspects of life because no matter what these machines are capable of, NOTHING will ever be equal to a divine connection with another human being with a soul. 🤔

[sevdrag]

hello sev i am sorry to bother you but. if you have the time. could you PLEASE elaborate on how you thought elon musk was a tumblr meme i have not been able to stop thinking about it

So. The first thing you need to know about me is that I haven't been able to follow the news for the last, like, well. About 10 years. First I was in a black-hole-of-employment, and then once 2016 hit, reading the news just made me unhealthy levels of furious. So I stopped doing it for my own sanity. This, more than anything, allowed me to live a blissful life where Actual Husband could update me every weekend on anything important, while I had a drink in my hand. I ignored as much news as I could during those years, cause it turned me into something horrible. So! That's the foundation of this story.

I also don't pay attention to, like, famous people and stuff. At all. I thought the band was called One Directional, okay? I am happy in my little corner.

The second thing to note is that while I'm quite intelligent, I also am incredibly scatter-brained. It's the ADHD.

The third is to note that I'm a heavy Tumblr user. I've curated my dash here to show me, mostly, things I like to see. It's relaxing.

So I saw all the memes about Glup Shitto and Blorbo and a million other made-up Tumblr names (whatever they were back in like 2015-ish) during my daily lunchtime scroll, right? SO when I see a post about a guy named Elon Musk, paired with something absolutely fucking ridiculous, my brain just goes: Oh. Tumblr made up another meme guy. This one's rich. That's funny.

I don't remember, but I'm possibly even reblogging stuff about Elon Musk during this time, still thinking it's a meme name. I mean, look at it. Elon Musk. Sorry, dudebro, but your name be dumb.

Elon Musk wants to build his own spaceship. Okay, Tumblr. Sure. It's like a Tony Stark that's just buttfuckingly stupid. I get the meme. Cause, like, he does crazy fucking stuff, right? Crazy stupid stuff. Gotta be a meme. Tumblr's really going for it, I think. Alright.

Anyway, Elon Musk comes up in a Discord GC one day, and my friends are talking about him like he's a real person, and I just said:

Hold on. I thought he was a meme.

Chat, of course, is silent for a drastically embarrassing amount of time, and then explodes.

And that's how I learned, in front of a bunch of friends, that Elon Musk was NOT a tumblr meme character, but a real-life idiot doing real-life crazy ass shit. It took me a humiliatingly-ass time to realize it, and I DO still get Sevdragged about it to this very day.

tl;dr due to my head-in-the-sand tendencies and my love of Tumblr, unlike the rest of you, I had a blissful period in my life where Elon Musk was completely made-up.

I wish that were still true.

[vitwixt]

whatever let peggle make phone calls. crackship pocky day

[tbzrai]

THEYRE MAKING AN OBERON NOODLE STOPPER????

[dailyfigures]

mx daily figures what r ur thoughts on the new nendo boxes... I'm conflicted bc I do like the thought of less plastic but the iconic window 😭

ah well i lost interest in collecting nendos so it's not really my problem and i haven't given it too much thought. i do think it's a brave step, they probably knew many people wouldn't like the new boxes but they did do what's right and i gotta respect that!

i do agree it doesn't look as pleasing but i think we'll get used to it. kinda like paper straws, it's not the most ideal thing ever but we'll live.

[alicent-archive]

Being in this welcoming, kind, and supportive pro-Alicent Hightower community here in Tumblr has been great, but has also made me so very delusional, because when S2 airs people on here are going to be all “omg my babygirl with her big brown eyes look at her she’s done nothing wrong in her entire life.”

But then the pro-Alicent Hightower community on hotd twitter is going to be in the trenches fighting for their fucking lives.