#thanks jorts

[sevdrag]

hello sev i am sorry to bother you but. if you have the time. could you PLEASE elaborate on how you thought elon musk was a tumblr meme i have not been able to stop thinking about it

So. The first thing you need to know about me is that I haven't been able to follow the news for the last, like, well. About 10 years. First I was in a black-hole-of-employment, and then once 2016 hit, reading the news just made me unhealthy levels of furious. So I stopped doing it for my own sanity. This, more than anything, allowed me to live a blissful life where Actual Husband could update me every weekend on anything important, while I had a drink in my hand. I ignored as much news as I could during those years, cause it turned me into something horrible. So! That's the foundation of this story.

I also don't pay attention to, like, famous people and stuff. At all. I thought the band was called One Directional, okay? I am happy in my little corner.

The second thing to note is that while I'm quite intelligent, I also am incredibly scatter-brained. It's the ADHD.

The third is to note that I'm a heavy Tumblr user. I've curated my dash here to show me, mostly, things I like to see. It's relaxing.

So I saw all the memes about Glup Shitto and Blorbo and a million other made-up Tumblr names (whatever they were back in like 2015-ish) during my daily lunchtime scroll, right? SO when I see a post about a guy named Elon Musk, paired with something absolutely fucking ridiculous, my brain just goes: Oh. Tumblr made up another meme guy. This one's rich. That's funny.

I don't remember, but I'm possibly even reblogging stuff about Elon Musk during this time, still thinking it's a meme name. I mean, look at it. Elon Musk. Sorry, dudebro, but your name be dumb.

Elon Musk wants to build his own spaceship. Okay, Tumblr. Sure. It's like a Tony Stark that's just buttfuckingly stupid. I get the meme. Cause, like, he does crazy fucking stuff, right? Crazy stupid stuff. Gotta be a meme. Tumblr's really going for it, I think. Alright.

Anyway, Elon Musk comes up in a Discord GC one day, and my friends are talking about him like he's a real person, and I just said:

Hold on. I thought he was a meme.

Chat, of course, is silent for a drastically embarrassing amount of time, and then explodes.

And that's how I learned, in front of a bunch of friends, that Elon Musk was NOT a tumblr meme character, but a real-life idiot doing real-life crazy ass shit. It took me a humiliatingly-ass time to realize it, and I DO still get Sevdragged about it to this very day.

tl;dr due to my head-in-the-sand tendencies and my love of Tumblr, unlike the rest of you, I had a blissful period in my life where Elon Musk was completely made-up.

I wish that were still true.

[tubhole]

SunnySideUp! (now with twice the number of dads!)

tubbo's outfit inspo: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/1086915691309620206/

[somnol]

Some of the Mirage-V2 sketches as promised (the pc is based off of "The Ultrakill PC" from this post)

og sketches below

[autism-corner]

an ode to what could have been o7

[iloveyou8600]

Jojo Sock Study

[princessg3rard]

opinion on jorts?

strictly for dads and lesbians. no one else is allowed anywhere near them

[icarus-suraki]

I just need it known that when I read the phrase "I can't believe she fucking buttered Jorts," I hear it in the rhythm of "Ohl I want is 'Enry 'Iggin's 'ead" from My Fair Lady.

[qstarhalo]

Walked out the door and got shocked with how cold it was. What.

[mekanikaltrifle]

reading some Mage stuff on the wiki (only a bit, nothing concrete to spoil shit for me while playing on Thursday) and uh

sniper rifle pulled out of one’s jorts

[rupertholmes]

THIS HAS BEEN ON MY MIND ITS SO FUNNY

He cant get over it, Round Rumble

And then also ur shockwave design is so yummy

OHHHH MY GOOSHHHHHHH

[taffy-glitch]

18 and 28?

18. do you believe in ghosts and/or aliens?

I believe in aliens in the way of 'I think it's pretty likely that other life exists somewhere out there in the universe,' i think. I believe in ghosts partly as a bit partly for real. Like, I've been in spaces that were probably haunted before, y'know?

28. do you collect anything?

Not actively! Though I do refer to things I've accumulated a lot of (games, tea, yarn, gel pens) as 'collections' though.

[eyndr-stories]

Here's a sketchy lil thing from To Be Alive (coming Very soon to theatres near you... wink wink wink) Star is teaching Moon how to sing :^)

Also!! Happy 1 year anniversary to Security Breach! Nevermind the fact that its technically the day after lmao i'm just fashionably late is all

[vcrnons]

Pov: your camera roll while dating nonnie <3

how did you get this screenshot of my camera roll is the real question 🤨

[mercymermaid]

this took more than seven hours of worktime to complete

the seven hours doesn't include the color changing and rewaxing (i did this one color at a time, so i'd put the remainsbin the bag and pour the next color, but only once per color)

i stayed up until two in the morning doing this shit

thank you to: ride the cyclone (2016 rec), red flags (tom cardy), swan lake: enchanted lake (royal philharmonic orchestra), and JORT STORM JORT STORM'S COMIN TONIGHT JORT STORM ITS A CATEGORY FIIIIVE JORT STORM JORT STORM'S COMING TONIGHT I SAID A JORT STORMS COMING SO RUN AND HIIIIIIDE for being my backing soundtrack through this shit show

ngl I think it took this long simply because the application stick thing only held one diamond at a time so it was very very very time-consuming

[heir-of-gondor]

what... what is your "jorts" tag? I'm EXTREMELY curious

KDJFKAKDAKJFKAKF Jorts is a dnd character of mine!! She’s a tiefling zealot barbarian. Anything I put in her tag just reminds me of her/contains some flavor I want to add to her character.

[clumio]

4 and 17 :]

YIPPEEEE HI JORDAN!

4: what’s an inside joke you have with your family or friends? Immediately sort shord comes to mind. but i also just have a fullly strange vocabulary cobbled together from ppl i know across my life. go piss girl. j chilling. real and true. the ow ow my tum tum song. din dins. and so forth

17: name three things that make you happy. YIPPEE!!! dancing to fun music or even just listening to it. going to the grocery store or drugstore and buying a funny little drinky drink. hanging with my friends :)