#jort post

[taffy-glitch]

it should be illegal to put ads in apps or sites for solitaire or picross or sudoku tbh. playing classic puzzle games uninterrupted needs to be a HUMAN RIGHT

[yellowpoet]

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

[taytei]

Some unfinished doodles of the Girls

[ridibulous]

I'm so glad this is mostly isolated to tumblr (sort of because I think that's part of the issue why some people Say This Shit) but the whole "transandrophobia isn't real masculinity isn't punished in society trans men have male privilege wah wah wah" is actually fucking wild. Do any of you remember mspec discourse. Or ace/aro discourse. Fucking whatever discourse where half of queer tungler decided "actually this type of queer person is bad and privileged and they should be bullied" with no critical thought whatsoever. Time is a flat fucking circle. Stop falling for TERF and other bigoted rhetoric you are not immune to propaganda

[whitechocolateanti]

core FOUR 💜

[jortsbepis]

Got shadownilla brain worms so bad I made an entire blog just to post art of them smhhhhh

[plutonicbees]

cassie sandsmark star jorts from issue #23 of yj98 you have always been famous to me

(before pic + additional photos and unnecessary ramblings under the cut)

I made these jorts in 22 hours over the course of 3 days! pure willpower via my love for cassie sandsmark because I am a total novice in sewing and i am still not very good at it. (i really just combined various tutorials and improvised on measurements and then regretted improvising measurements later on).

I thrifted these jeans last year for cassie vibes (even though I had already made her star-spangled red bellbottoms at that point) and wasn't a fan of how they fit + I couldn't figure out how to style them. I enjoyed sewing in the panels to flare them out and then everything else (cargo pockets and sewing in stars) was hell <3

the pockets are not placed well (nor are they particularly well-made), the hem is uneven, the stars are quite janky (and I think I stitched on too many), I probably stabbed my fingers a million times, and I am so in love with them

[velvserum]

late for work

[constellation-sapphic]

So I was watching the vod of impulse playing TCG with Pearl when I got SLAPPED IN THE FACE

BY THE BACKGROUND MUSIC BEING JORT STORM BY CHARLIE SLIMECICLE.

[jayzelnut]

Bug 🪲

[buglaur]

[taffy-glitch]

is this show even real

[jortenthusiasst]

I fear my username doesn't give off aftg vibes but u just had to be here when everyone was losing it over Neil wearing jorts. That's where it's from 😔

And i WOULD change it. Buts literally been my aftg art acct username since 2018 .... so I can not part with it

[phoenixtfc]

does anyone remember that little phase lullah went through where she wanted a lullaby every night but only specifically jort storm

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Went to share some evidence of citizen impacts into a shared whiteboard so my colleague could articulate them to legal for advice

Pressed ctrl+v and accidentally pasted Jorts The Cat's Wikipedia page

[loremaster]

also jumped on the maid dress bandwagon. just for funzies