#jort post

[taffy-glitch]

it should be illegal to put ads in apps or sites for solitaire or picross or sudoku tbh. playing classic puzzle games uninterrupted needs to be a HUMAN RIGHT

[yellowpoet]

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

[littleittyburger]

tis the day !!! it has been a year since the devastating jort storm😔 my deep condolences to everyone who had been affected

[whitechocolateanti]

core FOUR 💜

[plutonicbees]

cassie sandsmark star jorts from issue #23 of yj98 you have always been famous to me

(before pic + additional photos and unnecessary ramblings under the cut)

I made these jorts in 22 hours over the course of 3 days! pure willpower via my love for cassie sandsmark because I am a total novice in sewing and i am still not very good at it. (i really just combined various tutorials and improvised on measurements and then regretted improvising measurements later on).

I thrifted these jeans last year for cassie vibes (even though I had already made her star-spangled red bellbottoms at that point) and wasn't a fan of how they fit + I couldn't figure out how to style them. I enjoyed sewing in the panels to flare them out and then everything else (cargo pockets and sewing in stars) was hell <3

the pockets are not placed well (nor are they particularly well-made), the hem is uneven, the stars are quite janky (and I think I stitched on too many), I probably stabbed my fingers a million times, and I am so in love with them

[velvserum]

late for work

[jayzelnut]

Bug 🪲

[buglaur]

[freckliedan]

[loremaster]

also jumped on the maid dress bandwagon. just for funzies

[trojanteapot]

a serious piece, and a nonsensical doodle.

The second one is a reference to this video.

[taffy-glitch]

is this show even real

[gorefreaklintjrwi]

GUYSSSS SHES HERE!!!! JORTS FERIN IS REAL!!!!

this took me so long

[ampersketch-art]

Mutuals log, Day 4: They're still bonking each other with the hollow cardboard tube. Doesn't seem like it'll be stopping anytime soon. At this stage it's become second nature to them, just like breathing or blinking.

I'm wondering if them being given the tube was a bad idea, but so far no real negative outcome has come out of it yet. I will proceed with observing from afar, and maybe there will be a change. For now, all remains the same.

[threedroidsforsweetrevenge]

(Image Id: a map of the american continent,showing the countries from North America,Central America and South America.

South and Central America are circled red and red arrows point to it with red text that reads "this is also America you fuckos" in all caps. Another arrow points to Central America and it says "This is Central America,by the way. Another map I saw said only "north and south".

A separate red text to the right side says "The fact that I have to type "Map of America" and include "continent" to get this image and still google asked if I meant " North America" is shameful!!!!" in all caps. The red text to the left says "Start calling the United States the United States!!!! (This part is in all caps,the rest of the text is not) I don't wish death to America,I wish evil on the United States alone".

Canada is also circled in black with black text that says "Yeah even here but that's not the point" in relation to the fact Canada is also part of the American continent,but the post is about Central and South America and their geopolitical situation as "lower countries". The black circle and text are used as means to get less attention to the red.

[alien-enjoyer]

do not learn how to sew or you will start looking at all those shitty long pants you dont wear and start thinking about how easy it would be to turn them into shorts. and then you just can. in like a day if you lock in. you dont even need a machine for this. you will simply become too powerful