#jort post

[taffy-glitch]

it should be illegal to put ads in apps or sites for solitaire or picross or sudoku tbh. playing classic puzzle games uninterrupted needs to be a HUMAN RIGHT

[yellowpoet]

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

[taytei]

Some unfinished doodles of the Girls

[whitechocolateanti]

core FOUR 💜

[plutonicbees]

cassie sandsmark star jorts from issue #23 of yj98 you have always been famous to me

(before pic + additional photos and unnecessary ramblings under the cut)

I made these jorts in 22 hours over the course of 3 days! pure willpower via my love for cassie sandsmark because I am a total novice in sewing and i am still not very good at it. (i really just combined various tutorials and improvised on measurements and then regretted improvising measurements later on).

I thrifted these jeans last year for cassie vibes (even though I had already made her star-spangled red bellbottoms at that point) and wasn't a fan of how they fit + I couldn't figure out how to style them. I enjoyed sewing in the panels to flare them out and then everything else (cargo pockets and sewing in stars) was hell <3

the pockets are not placed well (nor are they particularly well-made), the hem is uneven, the stars are quite janky (and I think I stitched on too many), I probably stabbed my fingers a million times, and I am so in love with them

[velvserum]

late for work

[jayzelnut]

Bug 🪲

[buglaur]

[freckliedan]

[loremaster]

also jumped on the maid dress bandwagon. just for funzies

[trojanteapot]

a serious piece, and a nonsensical doodle.

The second one is a reference to this video.

[taffy-glitch]

is this show even real

[gorefreaklintjrwi]

GUYSSSS SHES HERE!!!! JORTS FERIN IS REAL!!!!

this took me so long

[ampersketch-art]

Mutuals log, Day 4: They're still bonking each other with the hollow cardboard tube. Doesn't seem like it'll be stopping anytime soon. At this stage it's become second nature to them, just like breathing or blinking.

I'm wondering if them being given the tube was a bad idea, but so far no real negative outcome has come out of it yet. I will proceed with observing from afar, and maybe there will be a change. For now, all remains the same.

[verstappen100]

☀️⛵️❤️✨

[improbable-implosions]

Another attempt at some sashiko! This one is in the same thigh-rubbing spot as previous, but on a different set of jean shorts. Given how much I have to wrangle patches in this particular spot, I'm genuinely tempted to just put one in right as I buy the pants, maybe with some cute fabric so it's gradually revealed?

I'm about halfway done here, and you can tell just how much drawing out the grid (in this case, with lines every quarter-inch) helped me get the pattern I was aiming for much more effectively than the last one, where I was freehanding the lines.

Originally, the plan with this one was to have all the zig-zags point the same way, but honestly? I kinda dig the tiered waterfall vibe on this one more! Quite the improvement, in comparison to the one previous, I'd say, and that all comes down to technique.

I really enjoy the process of sashiko mends, it's very satisfying to load up a few straight stitches onto the needle just so where they need to be, then smooth out the fabrics they pin together, over and over. Very meditative, which makes it a good way to keep the hands busy while listening to a podcast! (Like, say, my podcast, Paper Cuts, perhaps? :3) plus, after you're done, you get to return a piece of clothing to use you would have lost otherwise! Isn't that a delight on its own?