sevdrag
sevdrag
three coyotes in a human suit
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ONE STOP YELL SHOP my life as a drunken shitpost. I'M BACK BABEY
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sevdrag · 2 hours ago
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sevdrag · 3 hours ago
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well maybe you should blearily wake up at 5:08 in the pre-dawn light and find the sleeping soft tiny mammal body of your cat just inches from your head like a miracle too beautiful for speech, and you should rustle one hand out from your blankets to rub fingertip circles across the warm eggshell dome of her little velvet-wrapped skull and on the bristly patches just where the cups of her ears begin, and as she inclines her head into your fingers and purrs without ever opening her little eyes you should feel a love so tender that you understand how that love could have reached out from the fireside into the inky spangled nights long gone to reach her, and then you'll feel better
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sevdrag · 4 hours ago
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borzoi <3
(a gift for my dear @flowbish)
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sevdrag · 5 hours ago
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sevdrag · 6 hours ago
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ricky please rate my son bijou's daculas he is a baby so still learning
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90/100!!! His baby daculas so cutes
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sevdrag · 7 hours ago
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“no one’s ever mad at me unless they tell me so” is the best assumption i’ve ever made
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sevdrag · 7 hours ago
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Mad scientists will be like "I know a place" and then strap you onto the autopsy table
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sevdrag · 8 hours ago
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he did stay in the bed after i put it back down ;w;
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sevdrag · 9 hours ago
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throwback to all the seals i got on my strawpage!!
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i love them all so much
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sevdrag · 10 hours ago
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sevdrag · 11 hours ago
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True
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sevdrag · 12 hours ago
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cats know keyboard shortcuts even microsoft doesnt know about
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sevdrag · 13 hours ago
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jealous inho
Otherwise just known as In-ho
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sevdrag · 14 hours ago
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sevdrag · 15 hours ago
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children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream
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sevdrag · 16 hours ago
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sevdrag · 17 hours ago
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Also, thank you for using LLM. That’s what they are. This is not actually AI.
Why are you using chatgpt to get through college. Why are you spending so much time and money on something just to be functionally illiterate and have zero new skills at the end of it all. Literally shooting yourself in the foot. If you want to waste thirty grand you can always just buy a sportscar.
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