#thanks elon

[i-fucked-your-milkshake]

I honestly can’t decide which is funnier:

1. He broke Twitter by implementing bad code and covered it up by announcing the limitations

2. He broke Twitter by not paying his google cloud bill and covered it up by announcing the limitations

3. He broke Twitter by fundamentally misunderstanding Twitter and bragged about it by announcing the limitations.

[strawlessandbraless]

The Ides of March coming for you 🥗 🔪

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[queerism1969]

[applepies-and-starlight]

Chat i think my parents think oreos were made by satan because of one of elon musk's podcast thingies

[xoangelonline]

rate limited

[magnoliabloomfield]

Through sheer incompetence and completely unintentionally, Elon Musk actually helped take down the insulin industry and a ring of human traffickers. The methods were unconventional, but you can’t argue with these results.

[yourbelovedlucifer]

The only billionaire I have any respect for, is Dr Doofenshmirtz

[leitnerpiper420]

most of my poetry veers towards violence and death and cannibalism

[chelledoggo]

me, sitting back and watching one of the biggest social media platforms to ever exist slowly die

[allanbuzzy]

Welp, he’s fucked it.

How can you run a social media site, fire nearly dozens of your employees and yet forget to recontract with the two juggernauts of the internet, Google and Amazon, to keep your fucking website up? Elon would.

[gay-madilynn]

and hello brazil

[timberlakefan96]

Listen. I’ve never had a full engagement with it, it’s never had its claws all the way in me, so maybe it’s ignorant for me to say, but You know what’s nuts? Twitter is fucking nuts. But specifically How people are reacting to Twitter in 2023 is ducking nutso. Insane. Truly crazybonkerswildballs. Genuine psychopathy. I don’t get it. It is genuinely wrinkling my brain.

You’ll get people out here like “Yeah, Elon is both insane and a card-carrying apartied-cultivated bigot and facist and sycophant, and yeah the actual service of Twitter has degraded to a point of unrecognizability from its core mission statement, and yeah it’s literally just a platform for crazies and facists and grifters and bots (oh god the bots) that makes me feel the opposite of good every single time I open it, but I can’t leave! Because…*gestures vaguely*”

And I’m like WHY? Finish the thought! Complete the sentence! What’s holding you back?? Help me help you!”

And they’re like “Oh you know, it’s just the only place on the internet to…y’ know…”

And I’m like NO! I DON’T KNOW! What the fuck can you do on Twitter that you can’t also do on literally any other site??

Meanwhile the entire earth is literally burning beneath our feet, and everyone on Twitter is like “I’m so glad the world has burst into flame, I am in unimaginable agony but at least the poors are also suffering” and I’m like who the fuck are you and why do you have seven hundred million retweets

[jolikmc-thoughts]

Did You Know?™

It's physically impossible to find any relevant search results for (the website formerly known as) Twitter on YouTube since its rebranding.

Searching for its current domain results, understandably, in gameplay videos and things related to the UFO: Enemy Unknown series �� otherwise known as "X-COM".

Thanks, Elon!™

[frogmagog]

Finally Tumbling

Decided to come here because twitter is genuinely collapsing, and I hear tumblr is collapsing in a somewhat more charming fashion. Like a gently crumbling stone manor house rather than a sinking ship captained by the world's most annoying man.

[unsearching]

i hate how grimes is completely defined by one relationship. nothing will make me more sad than seeing a woman, who is still completely deserving of valid criticism, be ruthlessly defined by her interactions with one man. search for her on any website and the only thing that pops up are things about her relationship with musk, even though it’s been years now. makes me sad.