#thanks for the warnings besties

[ririnpopo]

Hello tai sui fandom have a little snippet of my mental breakdown :)

[spark-circuit]

gotta love a guy who is. just unknowable. 💖

[buggyandthebartoclub]

Shachi x Reader - Explicit Content

ITS HEREEEEE Sorry everyone I suck at banners and dividers I hope this is okay? If you hate it lemme know so I don't use it again lol I needed some Shachi thigh riding in my life and it delved into some cock sliding too oops! 🥵💕 Content Warnings: Implied afab reader (no direct mention of reader genitals or pronouns, one mention of breasts), briefly mentioned drinking in the beginning, semi-public sex, thigh riding, cock sliding, and overall desperate in love Shachi!!! My Beloved!!!! Fic Summary: You and Shachi have a few drinks with the crew after shift change and proceed to get handsier and handsier with each other until you're barely making it to your room! Rated: Explicit Word Count: 810

You’d both had some drinks with everyone after shift change and had already been getting handsier and handsier with each other as the night went on.

It started with Shachi undoing the top half of his suit a few drinks in and tying it around his waist, leaving his sculpted and tattooed arms on display in his tank top right there next to you, already getting a little flustered, your face would only burn brighter as he threw one of those arms around your shoulder and pulled you close you’d try to hide in your drink, try to get drunk off the liquor instead of Shachi’s laugh.

But then you would be starting to get into your drinks and your hand would be on his thigh, and he’d be blushing and whispering in your ear about how much he missed you that day and how cute you look wrapped up in him while giving you little tickles, your hand sliding up his thigh, his lips brushing against your ear when you giggle,

“Ahh, you’re so cute y/n- chan, I love seeing you get all blushy and giggly for me~”

then his lips would press softly against your neck and make you gasp-

And then you’d be just as surprised as Shachi when Penguin elbows the shit out of him from the other side , both of you having forgotten about the rest of the crew so wrapped up in each other.

You’d be sheepish and embarrassed at having gotten so intimate in public and hide in Shachi’s chest, butterflies in your stomach from the dopey smile on his face as he snapped back at Penguin for being jealous before leading you out towards your rooms, hands intertwined and pulses racing

But neither of you would make it very far before finding your hands and lips all over each other.

You’d have him back against the wall, hat falling to the ground unnoticed by your mutual urgency. The overwhelming heat radiating from his body fanning your desire as you kissed up his neck, relishing in the shivers that run down his body when you wind your hand in his soft curls, kissing him desperately as he groans and squeezes your ass before pulling you up by your thighs, sliding you up his leg and nipping at your ear. Your arousal pooling between your legs, Shachi’s breath hot on your neck as he started to babble,

“God, y/n, you don’t know what you do to me, you’re so beautiful like this, let me give you anything you want, please”

You’d find yourself nodding along to anything he said, unable to stop yourself from bucking your hips, grinding along his strong thigh and melting under his touch as he clutches at you like you’re everything he’s ever wanted. His name on your lips as his sharp teeth graze your neck and you’re riding his thigh with abandon, chasing your high to the background of Shachi’s worship, unable to process any of the words he’d said as you shudder against him, coming with his lips against yours.

But it wouldn’t be enough, breaking the kiss and leaning your forehead against his would leave you panting and desperate for Shachi even more than before, you’d lean over and whisper in his ear

“Now let’s make it to the room and let me take care of you“

You’d pull back, arms around his shoulders as he wraps your legs further up along his waist, rushing to his room with such enthusiasm it made you laugh from the euphoria rushing through you as he carried you through the door, kicking it shut with his foot and flopping you down gently on the bed with a grin and a kiss, a few tickles tossed in to make you squirm against him before you began to tug at his tank top and demand

“Now let’s get these fucking suits off”

Neither of you would waste any time discarding the offending clothing before falling back into each other, kissing roughly as you push him onto his back and straddle him, settling your dripping arousal along the length of his cock, Shachi would let out a loud moan as he threw his head back, his hands gripping at your thighs as you used him to chase another climax, your hands trailing up your body to grab at your breasts, his babbling picking up the more you slid your delicious heat over his cock

“God, yes, just like that, just like that! Y/N!”

You’d both come just like that, sliding over his cock making a mess all over Shachi, world going white as you reached your peak, you wouldn't even notice when Shachi flips you over before he’s kissing you gently

“God you’re so perfect, stay the night with me, please?”

And of course, how could you resist?

[qloof]

being emotionally invested in a fictional character is silly sometimes bcus i'll catch myself going "this must be how masamune kadoya dyes his red streak" while i re-dye my red streak, gloves looking like i just killed someone. and "masamune kadoya would love this pho im eating rn" as i finally have authentic asian food for the first time in a month in college and "masamune kadoya WOULD procrastinate on his assignments" as i procrastinate on my own assignments 😭

[aashiqeddiediaz]

in the dark (with the stars)

this fic deals with disordered eating, depression, anxiety, food issues, mentions of nausea and vomiting. if those are triggers for you, please be careful and/or don't read this fic!

Pairing: Evan "Buck" Buckley/Eddie Diaz

Rating: M

Chapter: 1/1

Word Count: 13,002 words

Snippet:

The first time he notices how physically wrong he looks comes a couple days after the dinner with Buck, when he sees the shoulders of his shirts droop where they used to sit perfectly, and the arms feel looser. His uniform hangs off his shoulders, held only in place by strategic folds and a belt that he’s had to poke a new hole in. The bags under his eyes have only gotten darker, his cheeks more gaunt as if he’s masquerading as a ghost, and as Eddie turns his face this way and that in the mirror, he decides he hates looking at his reflection. It’s just because he doesn’t work out like he used to, he tells himself, and moves on with his day.

[Read on AO3]

[skatingbi]

So i finished the first AA game and heres my notes (in no particular order) as a new fan:

I had a mental breakdown over realizing i had to fucking cross examine a parrot. Then my bestie TOLD ME theres an IRL case where an African grey parrot was a fucking WITNESS and i just fucking lost it. Why would this game put me through this. Do they want me to go insane? To claw at the fucking podium? To cry while i desperately ask this fucking parrot to recite something? Im gonna-

Uhhhh this game gives off ACAB energy and i live for it

I never want to dust for fingerprints again

Gumshoe is literally perfect and if you disagree then we gonna FIGHT

Edgeworth had me simultaneously ripping my hair out and wanting to kiss him on the mouth

FUCK YOU BLUE BADGER I WILL INCINERATE YOUR ASS AND THEN FEED YOUR ASHES TO THE PARROT

Phoenix <3

thats it. Thats the bullet point.

No but fr whys he so hot??? And relatable hes such a hater deep down somebody let him be a hater and let him speak his truth!!!

Gant deserves so much worse than whatever sentence he got

Speaking of Gant that mf made me so uncomfortable the whole time i wanted to run away fr

Speaking of murderers fuck you von karma i hated you being the prosecutor and prayed for edgeworth's return the entire time u were around

Legally speaking, every single witness would have ended up in jail but its okay (i tell myself as larry jumps up onto the podium)

Me, tears streaming down my face as the witness lies to my face for the third time in a row: its just and game and it cant hurt you-

SOEAKING OF LAWS PHOENIX SHOULD BE IN JAIL??? WHY ARE YOU DUSTING FINGERPRINTS UR A LAWYER

Do NOT play this game while studying criminal justice or criminal law. You will only hurt urself.

Ema i will protect you with my life idc if u moved away

Somebody diagnose Edgeworth...idk what but hes got something going on

The crime rate in wherever this game takes place must be CRAZYYY aint nobody moving there once the census drops

Theres no heterosexual explanation for the way Edgeworth talks to Phoenix in court. My bestie has literally had to hear me rant about how fucking gay this guy is several times already. Please...Just kiss or something. Its painful to watch.

Anyways i fucking love this game and will binge the next one in one sitting after finals!!

This game single handedly got me through my breakup. Thanks Ace Attorney <3

[pedrigavi]

GUESS WHO JUST BOUGHT THIS!!!!

[javertwenttoheaven]

NOT THEM PLAYING STARS T_T T_T T_T

[nosferatufaggot]

What's up gamers I lost all my photos on my SD card. Bought a card reader to try and recover them. Nothing. I'm fucking screwed. <3

[httpsserene]

You are writing the best quality smut I’m seeing anywhere on this site? The Maxiel one? The Carlos one???? Amazing

Just wanted to give you a heads up that there are a lot of antisemitic stereotypes baked into the way vampires are represented in popular culture so (if you haven’t already started writing it) it might be good to swap Lance out for someone else on that prompt

i was just about to start writing that prompt tonight, so, thank you so much for bringing the antisemitic themes to my attention. it's not in my intentions to portray those stereotypes, and i had no idea that was the underlying message with vampires. i still want to write for lance so i may just change the prompt for him, or i might just swap him out for logan? or george--i'll think on it.

(if i end up not writing for lance this event, i do have another work planned for him outside of ktober if anyone would be interested for that, lmk)

anyways! thank you for the compliments, i'm blushing-

if you think MY work is the best quality smut, im afraid. this ktober event is literally my first attempt at writing smut, and i'm genuinely shocked at how much support i'm getting :)

lol, thank u for talking to me, love < 333

[normal-about-media]

I have developed a parasocial relationship with you and am tempted to send you hate comments just to see your witty comebacks

alright bet.

[spark-circuit]

finally got a reply back from my favourite Gambler! 🎲

[gmmmtv]

About shadow...there is one episode with clowns (episode 6 funhouse)

But all in all, it's not that scary watch, dear :D

BLESS! i feel like it was advertised as so spooky before it aired so i got worried bc i‘m a wuss lmao

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

aww pharos is back being a creepy bitch

[eggs-can-draw]

Nanami Anon: UDG is definitely a departure from form for the series in terms of gameplay, but the story aspects of it are… about the same as ever really. In case you are unaware, I will forewarn you as a kindness: you are going to hate Haiji Towa. He is going to seem fine at first. You are going to say “Nanami Anon, what are you talking about? This is a mostly normal man.” But I am warning you now. He is like Korekiyo’s sister levels of bad, at least. I am going to kill him with my bare hands and my teeth.

Oh nice I can’t wait to be filled to the being with blinding rage/gen

[streetlight-haver]

CONTENT WARNING. BE CAREFUL. THERE IS GROSS STUFF IN HERE. EXPLICIT TORTURE DESCRIPTIONS. GORE. YEAH. NOT PRETTY.

so sorry to infodump on your post but I'm being possessed by fucked up medieval dudes so *shrug* (also the gross stuff is in the block of text below the picture, and this image isn't inherently gorey itself)

this is my FAVORITE HORRIBLE LITTLE DUDE. would NOt want to be in one of these but hoo boy do I like reading about them in DETAIL.

(Image description): a device primarily, if not entirely, of metal. a semicircle cap of metal attatches to a long pole with a handle on top to turn it in a circle to push down on a head, though no person is in the divice, and a bar below the cap supports the chin.

this is a head crusher, most prominently used during the Inquisition (according to medievality.com, a website used as a citation by Wikipedia so I'm calling it Valid Enough, besides I've heard this from other sources as well like an old book from the 80s which name I'm forgetting and various youtube videos). Your chin rests on the bottom bar and your head goes in the funny little cap, then the big ol screw gets screwed down, pushing the metal cap down onto your head. teeth crack, your cheekbones crack, then can collapse. your eye sockets also cave in causing eyeballs to pop out. there were often specific additions to the device to catch eyeballs due to this occurrence. the torturer could even use a hammer to tap on the metal cap between screw twists, greatly increasing the agonizing pain throughout the entire body of the subject. although this usually ended in death, it could also be stopped halfway through, though the subject would have permanent damage to facial structure, teeth, and eyes as describes above. the early stages before your bones get fucked up is a massive headache ofc.

let me know if i need to add tags

note: first i posted this on the wrong account and damn. it was a bit out of place.

Completely sober in the club googling worst medieval executions