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everyone who reblogs this will get a seijoh fun fact in their inbox

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’The Duality’ Exhibition

Exhibit A: 4Lz vs carpet Exhibit B: 4T vs walking Exhibit C: 3F-3T vs being on the ground (?)

Vote for your winner xD

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i remember when i thought i was straight and this guy i was dating was trying to pressure me into sex while i had cramps by saying “orgasms relieve cramps babe” and without thinking i replied “but you don’t make me cum” and i have never seen anyone go through the seven stages of grief so quickly

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you ever see a character design that SO STRONGLY caters to your tastes you just go

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hey guys psa regarding hospital bills

don’t just pay it. do not automatically pay the hospital bill when you receive it. call your health insurance provider and POLITELY say, “excuse me, i just received a bill for $1200 for my hospital visit/ER visit/etc., is that the correct amount i’m supposed to pay?” because hospitals bill you before your health insurance and they will take your money no matter how the amount due may change based on your health insurance looking at it. 90% of the time, if your health insurance is in any way involved in the payment of that bill, you do not have to pay as much as the hospital is billing you for. call your health insurance provider first, and POLITELY request clarification, always remember that the person you are talking to is human and this is just their job, and then you will very likely find out you actually only owe $500.

don’t shout at anyone about it, don’t get mad, just understand that this is The Way Things Are right now and call your health insurance provider before paying the bill your hospital just sent you. there’s a chance the hospital bill might be correct, true, but call your health insurance provider.

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i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can

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Olympic website pulled all the full footage of PyeongChang figure skating events and I’m 💔

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It’s that time of the year! I’m gonna hold a little giveaway, ending on the 25th! To participate, you must: - Reblog this post - Follow me, if you haven’t already I will randomly select two winners, who will receive, depending on their preference, either an icon or half body. ON TOP OF ALL THAT! Since I’ve also recently opened my commissions, the participants to this giveaway get a 50% off one commission! For reference, here’s my commission sheet!

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Title: Birds of a Feather

Pairing: Akaashi Keiji and Bokuto Kotarou

Rating: General Audiences

Potential trigger warnings: None

this is my @haikyuusecretsanta gift for @weirdmilk ! I hope you like it and happy holidays!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/17149526

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Source: https://vk.com/ciboarchive

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do u take constructive criticism

i only take cash or credit 

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