#somebody help me.

[skatingbi]

So i finished the first AA game and heres my notes (in no particular order) as a new fan:

I had a mental breakdown over realizing i had to fucking cross examine a parrot. Then my bestie TOLD ME theres an IRL case where an African grey parrot was a fucking WITNESS and i just fucking lost it. Why would this game put me through this. Do they want me to go insane? To claw at the fucking podium? To cry while i desperately ask this fucking parrot to recite something? Im gonna-

Uhhhh this game gives off ACAB energy and i live for it

I never want to dust for fingerprints again

Gumshoe is literally perfect and if you disagree then we gonna FIGHT

Edgeworth had me simultaneously ripping my hair out and wanting to kiss him on the mouth

FUCK YOU BLUE BADGER I WILL INCINERATE YOUR ASS AND THEN FEED YOUR ASHES TO THE PARROT

Phoenix <3

thats it. Thats the bullet point.

No but fr whys he so hot??? And relatable hes such a hater deep down somebody let him be a hater and let him speak his truth!!!

Gant deserves so much worse than whatever sentence he got

Speaking of Gant that mf made me so uncomfortable the whole time i wanted to run away fr

Speaking of murderers fuck you von karma i hated you being the prosecutor and prayed for edgeworth's return the entire time u were around

Legally speaking, every single witness would have ended up in jail but its okay (i tell myself as larry jumps up onto the podium)

Me, tears streaming down my face as the witness lies to my face for the third time in a row: its just and game and it cant hurt you-

SOEAKING OF LAWS PHOENIX SHOULD BE IN JAIL??? WHY ARE YOU DUSTING FINGERPRINTS UR A LAWYER

Do NOT play this game while studying criminal justice or criminal law. You will only hurt urself.

Ema i will protect you with my life idc if u moved away

Somebody diagnose Edgeworth...idk what but hes got something going on

The crime rate in wherever this game takes place must be CRAZYYY aint nobody moving there once the census drops

Theres no heterosexual explanation for the way Edgeworth talks to Phoenix in court. My bestie has literally had to hear me rant about how fucking gay this guy is several times already. Please...Just kiss or something. Its painful to watch.

Anyways i fucking love this game and will binge the next one in one sitting after finals!!

This game single handedly got me through my breakup. Thanks Ace Attorney <3

[jjunieworld]

me being like: oh i need a break from writing smut lemme step away and return to my roots and write angst only

me writing the angst: yeah they need to fuck

[dnahelix]

wdym marble hornets ended right after entry 26 there wasnt any tape that was sent to jay all of them got happy endings ahahhaha

[sunset-synthetica]

IM GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF. CLIFF TAKING OFF THE GLOVE????

[steakbones]

day three of filling the queue

[malinaa]

if i think about the hunger games in peeta's perspective i WILL start sobbing

[ruporas]

and together we set out on a journey to find treasure! (id in alt)

[sceletaflores]

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor, to the toilet seat, from the dining room table, to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink, to the shower, from the front porch, to the balcony, vertically horizontally, quadratic, exponent, algorithmetic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, forward, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in a car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back aching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw-dropping, hair pulling teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, over stimulating, vile, sloppy, moan-inducing, heart-wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, blackhole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark-worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcanic erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, hip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail snatching, spectacular, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, malforming, heavenly, devil's tango. please.

[nanmeo]

i dont care if heaven wont take me back

[lazylittledragon]

ok someone please correct me if i'm wrong but am i weird for thinking those 'audiobooks don't count as reading' posts are ableist as fuck????

[spoopup]

yay

[seren-dipitous-art]

Just so everyone can appreciate my shading, here’s a flat colour version of my TimKon frame.

[uncanny-tranny]

Once you stop thinking about queer people's labels as strict indications of what's in their pants and who they do/don't bed and instead view queer people's labels as how they interact with the world, you'll find that you'll get along with queer people better and treat them better, I think.

[astrophysician]

ALT my reflection

redraw reference, close ups, and a bonus under the cut :)

[everysongineverykey]

good omens the book, 1990: see, queen is so ubiquitous in london these days that if you leave a tape in a car for too long, it'll inevitably morph into a best of queen tape. which is why their megahits are playing in crowley's bentley all the time! isn't that a funny and topical joke?

good omens the show, 2019-2023: yeah crowley's car has a hands-free call system and also only plays cassette tapes. yeah it's whatever don't think about it. what's an incredibly earnest and passionate queen love song we can play during this scene where crowley tries urgently to reach aziraphale