#thanks Rosie this was fun ^^

[ladyhavilliard]

mo dao zu shi tarot

wheel of fortune: good luck, karma, life cycles, destiny, a turning point

the tower | jiang cheng

death | wei wuxian

[lynxfrost13]

Apus for an art trade w @wolvzephyr !!

[gamerbot-22]

Helloooo, I see you're taking requests for Trigun! If you're comfortable, could you do something for a (gender neutral/nonbinary) reader that's on their period? All the characters in your other post would be appreciated if you feel up to writing for that many (yes, even stinky bastard man Nai)

BOY CAN I, APPLESAUCERER!! First, I LOVE your URL, holy shit, and second, what an absolutely lovely request, I would be more than happy to type this up for you! I actually saw this while I was working earlier and it inspired me to just. Power through that spreadsheet it was glorious. And with that done here we go!!!

Trigun Period Comfort (Gender-Neutral!)

TW/CWs: Reader has a period but is referred to in the second person and is gender-neutral, discussion of the side effects of menstruation with a couple references to the fact blood is involved without getting graphic, Nai’s an ass but that’s hardly a surprise I think, barely proofread.

Likes and Reblogs appreciated, Requests are Open, and it’s all under the cut!

🥀 Vash the Stampede

Precious man is HERE TO SAVE THE DAY

He knows what’s up, biologically. Being on the SEEDS ship, he had to have access to SEVERAL ways to learn about what a period is. (And if you subscribe to the transmasc Vash theory, 1. I love you /p and 2. Plants have different biology so he’s never had a period himself methinks.)

Definitely helps you stock up on preferred supplies, and is on TOP of snack distribution. Any time, any place, he’s got at least three of your preferred comfort snack in his jacket pockets.

Oh my god… Repeat of TriStamp Episode One where he tries to load his gun with one of the snacks he packed for you. Just crushes a candy bar into the side in a panic while he’s feeling around for bullets—

Will hold you if you ask, or will just sit off on the side and be quiet in case you need him but are feeling a bit too overwhelmed to be held.

Like I mentioned in the cuddles post, I think he’s very cool to the touch, which can definitely be helpful (cool hands to the back of my neck save me…) but he’ll heat up a hot water bottle if the cramps get bad, or will flop on your back if you need some pressure to combat the aches.

Lowkey he gets kinda overbearing during it all, but hey, maybe that’s what you need when you’re having A Moment for however many days straight.

🍭 Nicholas D. Wolfwood

I pray you all get where I’m coming from when I say he’s a “what size pussy are you?” type of supportive—

Like, alright, he knows what a period is, he’s just never had to deal with one first hand like this. Also, we gotta give him points for trying, because he is! And he learns quick.

It becomes a routine really fast. Lowkey he starts to like. Sense when it’s coming and prepare accordingly.

Like if he knows you prefer to have your space, then he’ll back off, but if you want him close he turns into velcro. Just… he’s right there with you the whole time if you want him to be.

He is very much following your lead because you know your body better than he does (*ahem*) and he trusts your judgement.

That being said… I think he made a bit of an ass of himself on the first supply run. Like he just comes back to you with a bunch of different types of tampons and pads and all sorts of things that looked like they might help because, and I quote, “I panicked.”

Also, lowkey, I think he enjoys the week-ish “off.” Like in a world where he’s not doing… All That, staying at home and just taking a load off with you sounds pretty nice, even if he’s gotta get up every now and then and heat up a water bottle or help with the laundry.

📷 Meryl Stryfe

Oh she makes no bones about it even a little bit.

You come to her and ask for a tampon/pad/snack/medicine/whatever else you need and she’s got it for you! And if it’s clear you’re uncomfortable talking about it with the others/at all, she keeps it all on the down low.

If she packed PJs as per the cuddles post, I think she also packed a hot water bottle that she has no problem sharing.

That is… unless that Thing happens and your cycles sync up. Then I think she gets a bit more protective of that water bottle—

But she’s still there for you in other aspects! The survival rate of Shark Week goes up the more people are going through it together, right?

I think Meryl’s a bit like Wolfwood in the sense that she’s following your lead on what you want to do/need her to do while you’re on your cycle. Again, you know your body best, and while she’ll make sure you’re meeting the baseline for hydration and rest, everything else is up to you!

All in all, she’s a great help, and she’s glad you trust her enough to be that help for you.

🧳 Milly Thompson

She’s a complete angel about the whole thing!

Not only has she been going through her own period for a good while now, but she was also around for her siblings when they started going through their cycles.

Basically an expert in the field. While she may not have your preferred supplies on hand, she can def help you get them if you need it!

She totally spoils you with sweets if you let her. I’m talking like a conveyor belt of chocolates and puddings and anything else you could ask for to help keep your stomach from cramping too badly. (Honestly she does it a bit so she has an excuse for sweets herself but that’s not the point—)

She pushes hard for you to take it easy, too. While Meryl and Wolfie are more ambivalent to your activity level, Vash and ESPECIALLY Milly are very pro “chill the hell out on the couch and watch/listen to some reruns to recouperate.”

You know what else happens? She puts your favorite blanket through the dryer/leaves it out in the sun so it gets all warm and toasty for you to snuggle up in.

Like she just peeps into your den with your blanket in her arms like “Hiiii~ I brought a gift!” and it’s the best, she’s the best—

🔪 Millions Knives/Nai

So like… you know how little boys get when they learn about cooties for the first time—

I don’t think he complains too much about the situation out loud, but he’s pretty obviously not pleased that you’re dealing with this. Mostly because he doesn’t wanna deal with it by proxy.

He knows what a period is, he understands, biologically, why humans have it, but being a Plant—and a Plant Supremacist at that—he doesn’t really get it.

Just as long as you’re comfortable and not bothering him too much, he’ll let you do just about whatever.

Like, sure, take all the blankets, why not? You want a snack? If bringing it to you will help you get some rest and sit still, he will bring it to you himself.

…As long as you stay there under all the blankets while he drops it off. Don’t touch him it’s gross— (to him, periods are normal and shouldn’t be stigmatized, Nai.)

I’m just imagining him tossing a candy bar at your blanket fort or something and murmuring shit like “you’re lucky I like tolerate you,” and tbh it’s like. Strangely endearing. In a bastard way—

[billy-royalton]

Also also

Maybe Daniel and Bobby bonding and Johnny's reaction to that lol

Johnny's not, like, jealous or anything. Really, who wouldn't want to see their best friend of forty years and their former-karate-rival-turned-co-sensei-turned-something-yet-defined hanging out and getting along? In a way, it's kind of nice. Nice in how easy it's turned out to be. In how comfortable they are with each other, these two halves of Johnny's world colliding and not instantly creating a black hole in his universe. Nice in how Johnny never thought that this would be possible -- not thirty-five years ago, not five years ago, not ever, in all honesty. It's...heart warming.

But then Bobby leans into Daniel's shoulder and whispers something in his ear that makes Daniel throw his head back in laughter. His eyes crinkle at the corners as his mouth hangs open. The peel of his laughter is bright; a loud, melodic sound that typically only Johnny can pull from him.

And typically Johnny's the only one that can stand close to Daniel like that. Their shoulders just a hair's breadth away from touching, hips lined up so they're nearly flush, elbow to elbow and -- wait a minute, did Bobby just put a hand on LaRusso's forearm what the fuck.

Johnny's across the yard in three quick steps, squaring up to the pair of them with his arms across his puffed-out chest all while wearing a very forced smile.

"What's, uh, what's so funny over here?" he asks between clenched teeth.

Daniel's still laughing, little echoes of it tumbling out in short spurts. Bobby's smile wanes.

"Oh, hey Johnny!" Bobby greets him, awkward and rushed like he's been caught redhanded (caught redhanded flirting no fucking doubt with those blue eyes of his -- and he calls himself a priest, Jesus). "We were just talking. Y'know, trading stories about high school."

Daniel's lips form a smirk. "Oh, come on Bobby. Tell him what you told me!"

Bobby pales. Johnny burns red.

"What'd you tell him, Bobby?"

"Nothing! Just high school stuff --"

"He said he thought you always had a crush on me," Daniel interrupts, his smile wide.

Johnny's going to kick Bobby's ass into next week. "Yeah?" he asks. "That true, Bobby?"

Bobby gulps. "Well, I mean. You two did have quite the rivalry --"

"He said you were obsessed with me," Daniel adds, smug little shit expression all over his face.

"I don't think I used that word --"

Daniel laughs again and, well, Johnny's not going to let him get the last laugh in this scenario. Obsessed, Bobby said? Johnny will show them obsessed.

He grabs Daniel by the elbow and pulls him out of Bobby's orbit and slams them both chest-to-chest and kisses him hard. Distantly he hears Bobby groan, and he knows he doesn't mean anything by it, but Johnny doesn't care anyway. He likes kissing LaRusso. He's obsessed with kissing LaRusso. So. Take that, Bobby Brown.

Daniel's breathless by the time the kiss ends, starry-eyed and a little fuzzy from it. Behind him, Bobby's shaking his head and wearing the fondest, most genuine smile.

Yeah. It's heart warming, alright.

[echonidae]

:"3c a cozy portrait of Doru for @crowholtz!! :"D with a few detail screenshots too :3c

[ninetyminutes]

thought: o’donoghue runs a fucked up social experiment where he tells everyone he put an aphrodisiac in the joint they just passed around. there’s nothing in there, of course, he just wants to see them all get hyper aware of all the sexual tension in the room

Oh but maybe he doesn’t tell them until AFTER because otherwise there’s no way any of them would take it. And then when they do and he tells them their eyes just get extremely wide. Lorne just puts his head in his heads and is like “what the fuuuuuck” which they of course all find funny because (supposedly) Lorne doesn’t really swear all that often.

Lorne would immediately try to remove himself from the situation though, like everyone is immediately yelling at Michael meanwhile Lorne just quietly gets up and tries to leave. And they have to come up with some super valid reason for him to stay because otherwise he’ll just leave. They have to be like “if you don’t stay, who’s going to make sure we all stay safe” or “do you really trust us to be alone right now” or something like that. And he’s just like “fuck that’s a good point.”

But another thing with Lorne is that whenever he took anything, including hallucinogenic mushrooms, “He never becomes noticeably different under any circumstances. You can't get through the glaze of brown eyes. You can't go behind them.” Like in 1975 before they moved out to New York, Tom Schiller marveled at how Lorne was able to seriously talk business on the phone with Dick Ebersol while he was high on hallucinogenic mushrooms. Knowing this, none of them would be able to tell if Lorne was feeling anything like at all, like he’s just so naturally aloof anyway that no one would be able to tell (even if he’s internally screaming). I’m sure that if someone got him started then he’d go on this rant about how romance in the eyes of society is a construct and that it doesn’t matter what your sexuality is or who you like or even how many people you like because it’s literally all something made up by people who think they know how the world works.

But also because they can never tell if he’s feeling it, I can totally see them all being like like “wait let’s see who can get him to break first.”

Imagine what would happen if Lorne gets a phone call during all this and everyone’s like “oh shit.” But he just takes it perfectly and has zero problems fielding this nbc executive’s unwanted input and then politely telling them where they can shove their ‘advice.’ And whoever/all of them are just like “ok that’s hot but tbf Lorne standing up to corporate blowhards has always been kinda hot.”

Dan and Rosie are probably just vibing though, I mean for sure Dan is. They’re both super open about that kind of shit, like they have no problems being like “yeah so and so is hot as fuck, I’d hit that.” Knowing them, they are likely the ones stirring the metaphorical pot of sexual tension, letting Michael just kick back and enjoy the show.

What if they get on the topic of who’s the best kisser and Rosie is like “Lorne, hands down.” And Danny or Chevy or one of the girls is like “I’m going to be the judge of that” and then is immediately like “No, yeah, he’s very good.” Because I definitely see Lorne as a very selfless lover in general, like he prioritizes his partner(s) above himself which might have less to do with kissing and more to do with other things…

[ketchupandpickles]

HEY KP, I wanted to send in an art request, so would you draw Rosseee? I cant add images sadly, but if you need me to send a pic of her just dm me on discord <3

Here she is! I love her design sjsgsjgsjddg <33

[wexhappyxfew]

judy and rosie have a wholesome age gap

that is all

SWEET ANON I WOKE UP AND SAW THIS AND SCREAMEDDDD!!!!!!

yes bc let's talk about this bc i COMPLETELY. AGREE. that is it cute, especially in terms of judy and who she is and where she comes from, and rosie, too.

there was an ask a few months back where we discussed judy rybinski's past and how that's pretty influential to who she is as a person and how she approaches life - leaving her pretty inexperienced in a great many things in life - one of those being relationships.

now, enter rosie rosenthal - he's a little bit older than her, nothing crazy - but he's kind, quite handsome in judy's eyes, respectful, a good leader, someone who will listen and help how he can, and more than anything mature.

for me, they started out in the sort of 'respectful zone' of he holds a higher rank, he's the newby crew, silver bullets has been around for a bit, judy calls him 'sir' and that's that. but - she can't help but develop a little crush. he was sweet! respectful! kind! and probably one of the 'best-looking-men-she's-seen-ever' (to quote judy herself)! i just think it's adorable that judy is over here crushing on rosie rosenthal, so hard-core, and she really doesn't eve realize it, she just can't believe this dude is so respectful and nice to her and actually wants to engage in meaningful conversations. AND HE WANTED TO DANCE WITH HER?!?!?!

meanwhile - rosie likes judy (he thinks just as a friend at first because well he's here to fight a war). they talk, they grow a little closer on R&R after those days in october. and eventually, he finds himself wanting to hang around her more. she's probably one of the sweetest people he's ever met - and doesn't realize he feels a certain way until she takes a hit in the ball turret and is hearing about her injury and how she almost died and-

ok i'm going to stop my ramble because YES. YES YES YES!!! can you tell i am ALSO EQUALLY OBSESSED?!?!! tbh, when creating some of the couples here that i wanted to work and write with, i really didn't have judy paired up yet until just....very last minute. for me, judy i knew would be the youngest and i wanted to write her with a more innocent and naive nature about her - while also being hopeful, a little sensitive, but also one of the friendliest and willing to do anything for anyone. and i started writing a bit and sorta kinda loved the idea of judy really looking up to the leaders of the 100th. especially when rosie gets in. and then i realized - judy would be the person to crush on rosie rosenthal because of the fact the way he was around her. and then those feelings were on both sides.

and the fact she goes through a period of time where she's questioning things about the fact she grew up fairly poor, she doesn't come from much, why would rosie want someone like me?, sorta vibe. and rosie really proves to her that he DOES want someone like her?!?!?! LIKE A MATURED MAN WHO WAS A LAWYER BEFORE THE WAR LIKE YES GIRL!!!!! idk, there's something about having that bit of an age gap in there for these two that is just the cutest thing (nothing crazy yall lets remember that), but enough for it to be quite cute!

HAVE WE MENTIONED THEIR HEIGHT DIFFERENCE YET?!?!?!?!

[revvethasmythh]

went back to me1 and revisiting it is really cementing how rough the combat was at the start. the evil auto-cover mechanic. the way there's no music for 80% of your fights. the lack of any time-dilation when using a scope. i am naked and afraid without my tactical cloak. this is hell

[dustynrosy]

🤧 for gortash from bg3 perchance?? I know in your bio is says you like em a lil evil

Oh...

OH.......

Pre tty..... evil man...............

That is indeed correct, and bless you, anon, for introducing me to this man who I may or may not be crushing on right now and may or may not have given me the perfect excuse to get into the game. I am SO excited to come up some silly headcanons for him!

♡ I'm just gonna go ahead and start this off with saying: Yes. Yes, yes, yes, he absolutely does have the kink. More on that later. ;)

♡ Quiet, stifled sneezes and dad sneezes. There is no in-between with this man. He mostly tries to keep it back, but he does have his moments where he's hit with letting out a big, loud...

"AH'D'CHYAAH--!!"

...Kind of like that adorable n' silly viral baby panda video, but a bit more gruff/rugged sounding sneeze that echoes through caves, castles, ghost towns, etc. (I don't know if he has that kind of voice, but judging by the way he looks he seems like he might. Hope he does cause that might bump the hotness factor up a bit.)

♡ He seems like he might have spring allergies. Possibly allergic to spices and perfumes too. Doesn't help with the fact that he's got a strong sense of smell, either... ...Or does it...?

AND NOW... SPICY SNZPRESSIONS INCOMING!

♡ Not sure if I can provide a horny rating for how bad it is... But! If someone he finds attractive, or his potential partner, were to ever sneeze in front of him, he'd be like, "Oh!" and bless them right away... before smirking to himself as his mind wanders... thinking about ways of making them sneeze again... and again... and again... ...Though it doesn't take long for him to snap out of it and keep himself in check. Make sure that he either doesn't have a boner, or tries to conceal it if he does.

♡ Inducing someone? Someone inducing him? Don't mind if he does! He might even induce himself a little bit if he's by himself. With a feather, or a stiff/tickly kind of grass/plant, perhaps.

♡ He does try to stave off the sneezing since he knows how loud he can be, and also it's a habit. It's instincts. Though if he's in a particular mood, trying to hold back as he takes in the hitching... the tickling itch in his nose... God, does he love it. And does it arouse him even more.

♡ He'd definitely want to challenge the person in question to hold it in just to hear them hitch, whimper, sniffle, snort... Even trying their best to beg/plead that he lets them sneeze.

♡ If this whole thing's taking place in bed and the both of them are naked, then he doesn't mind a little bit of mess being shared. Though he prefers to have his snot on their body... Especially their chest. Otherwise, having it on the face is fine. But if they so much as get it on his outfit, his accessories, he's gonna be pissy with them. Maybe even punish them by inducing them to sneezing themselves silly until he feels they've learned their lesson.

Aaaand that's about it! Hope you enjoyed! :D

[gamerbot-22]

Hi, it's me again, I have a silly little thought

What would the Trigun characters do if you came to them in the middle of the night to tell them you threw up (standing over the bed or in the doorway like 'mom I frew up' style)

Oh my god this is so funny what a wonderful return request lol

“Trigang, I threw up—“

TW/CW: Mentions of throwing up but no detail given outside the after effects, written from the idea that the reader was actually sick and is an adult, not explicitly romantic but it can be read that way, Nai is an asshole but we all knew this, no particular version of these characters in mind except for Nai, goofy as hell, barely proofread and I appreciate spellchecks!

Characters Included: Vash the Stampede, Nicholas D. Wolfwood, Meryl Stryfe, Milly Thompson, Millions Knives/Nai

A/N: This was such a silly fucking post I want to give it a paper crown. These are a bit shorter than my usual HC posts (usually it’s 7 points each, but this one only have 5 each) because the premise is a lot lighter than ones I’ve done before.) Also one day I'll make my own Trigun dividers. And finish '98 and Maximum so I have another frame of reference for Nai. But today is not that day!

Likes and Reblogs appreciated and Requests are Open! It’s all under the cut!

Dividers in this post were made by @/strangergraphics ☆

🥀 Vash the Stampede

Instantly hits you with the “Oh no, are you alright?”

Sits up right away, even if he’s a bit slow about it. Even though you’re already up and out of bed he offers you water because he figures your throat must be killing you.

Asks a ton of questions. “Was it something you ate?” “Do you feel any better?” “Why didn’t you come wake me up sooner?” That kind of stuff.

He worries! Especially if you aren’t in town but are just. Ambiently out in the desert. Stomach bugs while your traveling are the worst, he knows from personal experience.

Might tease you about you potentially being contagious but that’s all it is, really. If you’re feeling well enough to go back to sleep he offers himself as Well Ventilated Sacrifice to keep you cozy.

🍭 Nicholas D. Wolfwood

I feel like Wolfwood can’t. Be woken up normally. Like you so much as open the door and he sits bolt upright, wide awake, ready to fucking go. Traumatized dog energy-- /lh

Then you tell him you’re sick and he just collapses back into bed. It takes him a second to like. Settle enough to respond to you and while he’s obviously annoyed at having been woken up, he doesn’t take it out on you.

He doesn’t have any medicine specifically for your stomach, but you’re welcome to one of the candies he has in his jacket pocket. "It’ll help wash the taste out."

After a little while, when he’s actually chilled out from being startled awake, he gets all soft and sleepy again. He advocates for you going back to your own bed to sleep, but if you’re insistent he’ll let you sleep in bed with him.

Do not. Expect him to wake up if you’re sick again, though. Now that he’s filed away the fact that you’re stomach’s not doing great, he knows that any bed movement or floor creaks are most likely just you.

📷 Meryl Stryfe

She doesn't fully wake up when you come to tell her. Like she has her head up off the pillow, yeah, but she's just kinda staring at you with her eyes half-shut and her brain obviously still booting up. You're probably going to have to repeat yourself--

When you repeat yourself/she figures it out herself there's another beat of silence before she does anything.

She has a whole conversation in her head about how you're an adult, you should be fine before she remembers you're her adult and would probably like a hug about it.

She makes you take some medicine for your stomach if you haven't already before you come lie down. And really I think she only lets you share the bed if you are absolutely certain that you're not contagious.

If you aren't, though, it is snuggles until dawn, and then she locks the fuck in if the stomach bug continues.

💼 Milly Thompson

Doesn't even lift her head I don't think--

Again, Milly comes from a family with like a thousand fucking kids, this is not her first rodeo even a little bit.

Like she rolls over, doesn't open her eyes, points at her bag, and mumbles something that vaguely sounds like "leftmost inner pocket..." and surprise surprise! She has some medical stuff stashed away in there.

It ranges from some mild pain meds to stuff for the flu to a tiny little bottle of stuff to settle your stomach.

Once you take that she just throws her arm back with the blanket. Medicine and a Warm Milly should have you on the mend in no time <3

🔪 Millions Knives/Nai

"...And you didn't go to Conrad because...?"

Listen, if we're going with canonical Millions Knives, as he is presented, I genuinely think if you told him that you'd just been sick he would sooner die than let you any further into the room.

Humans are already gross! And you just threw up! From your mouth! In his church! What! The fuck!

Not only does he send you packing to Conrad for an eval/medicine but he orders you to brush your goddamn teeth like yesterday even if you already did.

You're only allowed within six feet of him again when you're no longer considered sick (even if you weren't contagious) and he keeps that fuck-ass hood on for a good while after that--

[rainintheevening]

Salutations, hope you're having a nice day/night! For the ask game thingy could you do word: sneaky and fandom: ooh BBC Sherlock please? Thanks!

Rosie rubbed her hands together for a moment, like Uncle Sherly did when he was excited, before realizing even that faint rasping might give her away. She was good at being sneaky; she'd picked Mr. Lestrade's pocket two days ago, and Uncle Sherly had beamed at her so proudly, she'd felt warm from head to foot. But catching her father off-guard was another matter entirely.

Sometimes Dad wouldn't notice her until she had an arm around his neck and she was kissing his cheek and taking peppermints out of his jacket pocket—and sometimes he'd say, "Put the knife back, Rosie," without looking up from his laptop, and before she'd even finished wrapping her fingers around the handle.

Now the sweet, rich smell of warm chocolate cake reached her nose, and she crouched lower on the stairs, ready to spring.

[rosenbergamot]

What about the word: mistake

YIPPEE ok i found this old silly fic i was writing ab vampire mumbo and nobody knowing or believing that hes a vampire. its just like little snippets until the big reveal and i think im gonna pick it back up bc it was fun and silly and i enjoyed it. heres a small scene from it!!

There’s someone approaching; he hears him clunking down the stairs. Judging by the scent (all warm wet moss and Etho’s deodorant) it’s absolutely Bdubs. He turns to see him, wiping a trail of blood off of his mouth with his suit jacket-- he’d gotten a little aggressive while feeding, made a little mistake, killed a villager, all that. 

“Hi Mumbo-- oh my gosh!” He trips on the last step as he sees the blood. Smells very much like Etho. They must have just stopped hanging out. Why on Earth is he here, then? “W-What the heck? Are you okay?! My god, he’s bleeding everywhere! I don’t know first aid! What should I do?”

His friend frantically runs around, searching for a first aid kit or a potion or anything. It’s quite silly of him. There isn’t even a visible wound. He looks perfectly fine.

“BdoubleO, I’m perfectly fine! Calm down, man!”

He stops so quickly it should leave an indent in the stone. ��Then why the heck is there so much blood everywhere, Mumbo? Huh?”

“Just doing my daily feeding is all.” 

“You eat blood?!” He cries out, face paling. The allay part of him makes a distressed chiming sound before he slaps a hand over his mouth, clearly embarrassed. “Is that a thing humans do? I need to ask Iskall next time I see them…” 

What.

“No, it’s a vampire thing, mate… like the first thing people think of when you say vampire.” 

“Oh, Mumbo, you’re such a prankster!” He slaps his knee. “You set this whole thing up just to make a vampire joke? That’s freakin’ rich, man. Do you not have anything else to do?”

His eyes narrow. “No, BdoubleO, I suppose I don’t have anything else to do.” 

“You should probably get a hobby! Just saying!” He chirps very helpfully. The villagers have started to recuperate. Their ire has been forgotten as he turns to stare at them. He hopes his eyes communicate the ‘what the absolute hell?’ sort of vibe he’s going for. They seem just as puzzled as he does, twin puncture wounds on each of their necks. 

He sucks a bit of stray blood off his fang. “You know what, Bdubs? I think you’re right. Maybe my new hobby will be convincing people I’m a vampire.” 

“You’re gonna have to get more convincing than this,” Bdubs gestures to all the blood. “I mean, I thought you were injured or something! Thank goodness you’re not-- though I do know how to take care of it. Licensed first aid and all that.”

He just nods and tries to look very convinced. “I’m sure you do. Now why are you in my trading hall…?” 

Bdubs launches into a rant about how he ran out of building materials halfway through constructing his stable, but all Mumbo can think about is how strange it is that this has happened twice. Do people… really not know?

[tetzoro]

TTOTD! TTOTD!! spicy edition hehe :33

TTOTD !!!! i may have gotten carried away i fear … cw creampies ..

whenever kuroo returns from a business trip or just needs a little extra relief after a long week, he finds solace in your cunt — shoving himself in as deeply as he can. its become a habit at this point — to flip you over on your stomach, grip your hips tightly, and fuck into you like his life depended on it.

you’re not sure where the stamina comes from, the man was just complaining how exhausted he was. but you can hardly take his word for it as his body shakes over yours, fucking another one of his loads into you.

kuroo can only go on for so long without seeing your face before turning you over so your back is flush against the mattress, exposing your lust blown expression. his cock pulses at the sight alone, hips stuttering as he slowly rocks his hips into you — beyond thankful that you look as fucked out as he feels, that you two are one in the same as he drags you into the depths of ecstasy.

his gravely voice keeps murmuring, begging you for one more. fingers dig into your skin, desperately urging you to meet him thrust for thrust as he cums in you one last time with a long, broken groan of your name.

kuroo can’t even bother pulling out just yet, letting his cock twitch a few more times in your fully stuffed cunt. his lips sweep across every inch of your face before he buries his in the crook of your neck, a sigh of relief leaving him before his eyes flutter shut — fully content.

[wexhappyxfew]

judy has a lot of life experience, but she grew up in the south in the 1930’s and joined the military at 20. so i can’t imagine she has a lot of romantic and sexual experience

OHHHH I LOVE THIS. absolutely correct sweet anon! most definitely! and i think especially with judy — i draw a lot on her past and her background for her character. i sort of mention how she is pretty innocent when it comes to the world (she was perhaps a little bit sheltered because of both growing up in the south and growing up poor — as well as growing up in the great depression) and that ultimately plays into who she is. not entirely innocent, but definitely more on the innocent side with life and all. and so for her, with what she has experienced, she really tries to keep on the positive side of things, the happier side.

however, when it comes to rosie rosenthal and expressing those romantic feelings and trying to navigate what she feels for him — she hits a crossroads. she never had a boyfriend growing up, and her older brother really tried to protect her from that sorta stuff. she wasn’t in school a whole lot because of the fact her family couldn’t afford it and she had too many siblings to amount for. and so, she had human connection, especially her final years before signing up for the war, she worked at a local market for money (and had a crush on the market owner’s son) but she never went much farther than that. and she usually told herself off for having a crush (that they’d never like her back). AND SO WITH ROSIE. WITH ROSIE ROSIE ROSIE. she’s definitely a little less-experienced, a little more cautious and a bit more emotional towards it because of the fact, rosie clearly has feelings for her back, she just doesn’t know how to approach it!

really loved this ask anon — i love digging into my OCs backgrounds and showing why they are the way they are. and judy is a perfect example. she’s not completely unaware but she really doesn’t know what she’s doing when it comes to love. it’s why people like bessie carlisle and vivian ratcliff are so important to her (they both are in very happy relationships so <3333)! THANK YOU ANON!!!!!!! :D

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happy birf @gracefullilyofthevalley :]

also a silly bonus bc they do help sdbdj: