#thankfully she was really nice
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got7 · 1 year ago
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today was one embarrassment after another
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radioisntdead · 13 days ago
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I have the worst luck with nail salons dear grace, what I wanted vs what I got
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kuromi-hoemie · 2 days ago
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girl who gets a little drunk and starts asking people if she can put her chain and a collar on them
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cryingpariah · 23 days ago
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Jackie: Hello Mr Caesar Clown!
Caesar: Oh Jackie, I don’t think we’ve ever had a conversation before.
Jackie: Of course not because your lecherous and morally bankrupt ways are an affront to everything I stand for!
Caesar: Jesus Christ you really just came out and said it, didn’t you.
Jackie: That’s right! And now I’m here to help you change yourself through the aggressive and restorative power of Jesus Christ!
Caesar: You’re a born again?!
Jackie: Of course not silly! God is dead and the World Govenment buried him alive!
Caesar: I…don’t know how to feel about that
Jackie: and yet if you specifically are a dick children, then only you are going to hell!
Caesar: well this conversation has been chilling, Monet I’m gonna need you to-
Monet: *flies out to window*
Caesar: COWARD
Jackie: C'mon Sir! I’ll get you started on my juice cleanse! It’s awful!
Caesar, currently being dragged away: Help! Help! I don’t consent!
Jackie: Consent? Hah, if only that mattered to you!
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ink4spots · 2 months ago
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Hot take moment
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lexalovesbooks · 11 months ago
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I remember reading fangirl when I was like thirteen and there being that mini plot thread throughout the novel where for the longest time Cath was too scared to go to her college’s dining hall because she didn’t know how it worked and was terrified she’d accidentally embarrass herself so instead she just spent half a semester eating peanut butter and granola bars until her roommate noticed and forced her to go with her. And that just really stuck with me because even at the time it felt like something I would do and I thought about it for years and years and then when I was finally at college on my own and I knew. that I needed to go to the dining hall and get food and eat but I was scared to do it on my own because I didn’t know the rules and what if I did something wrong or embarrassed myself and I couldn’t even ask my roommate to go with me and make it less scary because I didn’t have a roommate (covid protocol). Anyways Cather Avery most relatable character ever.
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moe-broey · 12 days ago
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Haha Yaaay 🧍 <- Guy who just got a text from his mom and the interaction seems to be going well so far but he's worried he's coming off too distant or cordial or is overly correcting that with too many exclamation marks but also like. I'm just saying words. I'm just responding accordingly. I hope this does not become an issue especially given I just straight up haven't spoken to everyone I've not been required to in months. Well,
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opisasodomite · 1 month ago
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Unrelated, but I love it when historical fiction or fiction set at a certain period adopts an IYKYK approach instead of underlining the Cool History going on.
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soliusss · 1 year ago
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helping a customer with a heavy accent who doesn’t speak a lot of English VS helping a middle aged white woman
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blu3birdprince · 3 months ago
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Things I planned to do today:
Grocery shopping
Go to the bank
Laundry
Things I wasn't planning to do today:
Coming out as trans to my downstairs neighbor
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widevibratobitch · 6 months ago
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most beautiful moment of the day. locking eyes with another woman with pink hair on the street and saying 'love your hair' at each other and laughing together. i love people.
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cheriafreya · 3 months ago
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watching my sister play Honkai Star Rail for the first time reminded me of why I stopped playing the game twice before finally staying lmao
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omarwolaeth · 4 months ago
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I hope to god that, in the boys by majority, loving the bracelet girls isn't a facet of the bracelets effectively being eldritch devices that cause reality to shift in conjunction with each other.
Partially because that's very uncomfortable of a subject to broach in-universe, and partially because that's a bit fucked up for the bracelets themselves/Ray to do.
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indiangp · 9 months ago
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relicsongmel · 10 months ago
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OhMyGodMyRoomIsFinallyClean
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flippedorbit · 1 year ago
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guy who feels annoying All Of The Time for rambling gets told it’s fine to do so unapologetically…… sobs :’] <3 /pos
i shall dm you i guess????? i think that’s most comfy for Me lol??? <- is so bad at social interaction omg save me
(responding to tags again: you fucking GET IT!!!!! shakes you so much omfg dude RAHHHH!!!!!! /affectionate
your cat is so cute…… she is goals (i’m catkin lmao) she looks so cozy and warm and soft and yeah she’s just great. giving her a little kiss because what cat doesn’t deserve lil kissies?)
-gregarious anon
:D yeah i ramble constantly about whatever’s on my mind and am constantly worried about being annoying so when someone else feels that way about rambling to me i just go with it, no being annoying here, just fun and chatting about whatever comes to mind :3
and o7 looking forward to it, gregarious anon
#asks#Apollo answers#gregarious anon#do not be fooled by how cozy she looks. she can be a huge asshole when she wants to be#mostly she’s rather sweet but she has her moments. to be fair she was an outside cat for most of her life before we got her (she was my#aunt’s cat (mother’s full blood younger sister) before she moved and decided to give her to us instead of taking her on a long drive across#numerous state lines (about a 24 hour drive from here where she used to live to the state she lives in now) and Pickles already hated the#drive from my aunts old house to here. but she’s really adjusted well to now being an inside cat. we’ve had her since may i think? maybe#april at the earliest. i know we got her on my senior prom day (literally just an hour before. i was super worried about being late) so its#been about seven or eight months. she was at least relatively socialized with people before we got her thankfully so that wasn’t much of a#problem or thing to worry about. however the only like slight problem we have is that she wasn’t really raised around kittens and we#recently got two (Scamper and Eclipse) so we’re trying to train the kittens to not tear up stuff in the house and train Pickles to be nice#and be gentle with them and share toys and stuff. currently the kittens go up at night into an enclosed mesh playpen and Pickles sleeps in#my room with me like before the kittens came along. we supervise them playing most of the time. i think she’s getting a bit better at being#gentle and playing nice with them. its a slow process but we’re getting somewhere at the very least)#wow that was a lot more than i meant to type. anyway. free Pickles’ lore
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