#thank you obey me!!

[enoe-of-noen]

Is my bday! 🫶🎉🎉

I’ve got more I’ll post later ✨ (not much)

[zephyrchama]

Going to a restaurant with the cast of Obey Me! and the waiter asks, "is anyone in your party under 500? Beings who are five centuries and under eat for free."

The waiter glances at Luke as they say this but everyone immediately turns to you.

Mammon cracks up when the waiter brings over a high chair and you have to turn them down. Leviathan encourages you to at least take the booster seat so you can feel taller. Thirteen wheezes when they bring out the crayons and coloring mat, which you insist on sharing. You tell Diavolo not to get any funny ideas when the waiter bends down to speak with you at eye level. It's just standard protocol for this diner.

Mephistopheles doesn't understand the big deal. You're not even a century old yet, isn't this normal? Solomon, however, is trying not let his mini midlife crisis show. To Barbatos' delight, he's not getting the same treatment as you (despite also being human) and fears he might be starting to look his age.

Lucifer is visibly enjoying himself way too much and hasn't stopped sneering since you were handed a children's menu, which Beelzebub is excitedly cross-referencing with the adult menu that everyone else got. Raphael likes the little flag they stuck in your food. Luke is acting so smug and haughty that Simeon has to remind him to be humble.

Satan makes the unnecessary offer to cut your food into smaller bites because they only gave you a small plastic spork, while Asmodeus is busy snapping pictures of the chef's ketchup smiley face atop your dish. Belphegor warns you not to hurt yourself and asks if he should blow on your food, causing you to threaten him with the spork.

[imissthestarswhenicry]

whos he texting?🤨

[journey-to-the-attic]

if he is a spider does he walk like this

[noviluniumx]

i swear im cooking ,, side profiles are hard to draw btw wtf (will be fixed in the final)

[featheredcrowbones]

long hair asmo tries to charm you outside of the HoL

[boozye]

I love hate the way u draw Lucifer he looks so pathetic like no that's my type how dare you make him so pathetic but at the same time yes make him look so sad I love that fhdhhdhdhd (ur seeing an anti lucifer be in denial rn)

Anon, I'm just a humble "tired Lucifer" peddler. I roam the dash with a little cart carrying my babygrl wares for anyone who would listen...

Love and peace on the hellsite.

[nevvn]

a little 'thank you' gift for my beloved friend @once-in-a-blood-moon who made this lovely fic ☺️ (go read it here!!! 🫵)

also posting it today because day 19 prompt is 'solomon' 😗

[pseudonymphomania]

Reverse Bunny: Lucifer

[thedrummhare]

[another-lost-mc]

Some fallen angels that change their name and count their cursed blessings when no one in the Devildom seems to care who they used to be.

Other fallen angels wish they could forge a brand new identity for themselves but can’t because they’re too recognizable to go unnoticed in the Devildom.

Fallen angels that observe demons and their chaotic whims with a sneer, as if they’re still from another world entirely.

Fallen angels that still write in scripture out of habit and speak the Celestial Realm’s language just to annoy the demons nearby that can’t understand them.

Fallen angels that attend RAD the first year it opens, hopelessly overwhelmed by most subjects but smirk at the easy 100% scrawled across every test or assignment involving Celestial Realm history.

Fallen angels that talk about the past like the Devildom is some temporary detour and for the longest time, they have to remind themselves that that place isn’t their home anymore.

[obae-me]

Do you think Lucifer is like one of those dads that walk by while you're watching something on the TV and asks a random question about it and then says that it doesn't sound like something he'd be interested in but ends up just hovering there, just standing, watching it for the next hour? Because I think that. And then if you tell him you don't mind starting from the beginning, he declares, again, that he's not interested, but then sits down. I love this old man.

[zephyrchama]

I wonder if humans and demons in Obey Me! might have different taste receptors and experience taste slightly differently. Not for all things, but for really random stuff, like how some people irl enjoy cilantro and others think it tastes like soap.

Lucifer trying to pridefully power through the dinner MC made for him and failing because he's already gone through five drinks trying to mask its taste, and MC is getting suspicious.

"What is this incredibly sour vegetable? I've never tasted anything so... acrid."

"You mean the sweet potato? Are you saying this sweet potato is what's making your lips pucker?"

"There's absolutely nothing sweet about this potato."

[bagofmice]

naked michael save me.....

naked michael

save me naked michael

[journey-to-the-attic]

finally got around to drawing more cat pictures

[faeriesaar]