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[lumiereandcogsworth]

Okay your turn! What're your top 5 desert island albums? (yes you can include honourable mentions because I did lmao)

aahhh!!! despite me asking you that question, this was so hard for me!! not because i have too many to choose from, more like the opposite lmao. so i’m fudging my answer here a bit but bear with me

Montgomery Ricky by Ricky Montgomery. this is a no-brainer. ricky’s my favorite singer ever and this is his only album hahaha. he has some other singles and an EP or two from his previous band, love those songs too, but all i truly need is this one <3 my beloved <3

Revolver by The Beatles. i’m a beatles fan too !!! i smiled when i saw abbey road in your honorable mentions :”) revolver is my faaave, rubber soul is a close second but gosh this one just slaps. and it has one of my favorite adam/belle songs, Here, There, and Everywhere <3

Future by Jordan Feliz. i don’t really listen to him all that much anymore, but i love these songs a lot and i do think i’d miss him if i went to a desert island without one of his albums. and i definitely connected with this album the most, of his three.

okkaaayyy here’s where i’m just. uhhh. beyond those artists i really don’t zero in on anyone else enough to Know And Love their specific albums. SO, honorable mentions in the form of artists that i also appreciate and have a lot of their stuff in playlists but from no albums in particular:

Journey

Queen

Aerosmith

Elton John

Led Zeppelin

Lynyrd Skynyrd

REO Speedwagon

(so, basically the dad music lover in me <3)

if you’re forcing my hand and i have to pick two more albums, let’s go with News of the World by Queen and Infinity by Journey I GUESS. but i don’t know every one of those songs so it would be a tosser for how they’d actually make me feel as albums. i would be in good hands though. Goodbye Yellow Brick Road by Elton John would be fun too !!

[mogai-sunflowers]

Anons when someone has a demonized mental illness but is actually against pro-Contact and is getting better:

“Lol you’re a bad person, Creep”

Anyways you’re literally so pretty and Istg it’s like you’ve been blessed by Aphrodite herself wtf

me to the hate anons when they find out the world is bigger than their computer screen

[Image ID: A gif of yellow block text with a bright magenta outline. The top line of text gets bigger and smaller, as do the bottom two lines, but in opposites. The text reads "Don't cry, honey... You'll ruin your clown makeup". End ID.]

[chmydarling]

☆ Put this star into the inbox of your favorite blogs. It's time to spread positivity!

actual footage of me rn ^

[supernovaa-remnant]

favorite scent :3?

choosing a favorite is difficult, but I'd say one of my favorite scents is the ocean breeze. I grew up really close to the ocean, so the salty air is a scent that's akin to coming home.

that and petrichor because it rained a lot where I grew up, so, again, it smells like coming home and it smells like pleasant memories.

[raphaellalacognizi]

🌙✨🌸🌹

🌙 - you’re really cute! 

✨ - i love seeing you on my dash!

🌸 - you’re really sweet!

🌹 - i have a crush on you!

awwwww! no u <3

tell me how you feel about me on anon (from this post)?

[prophetries]

She had been assured the anonymity afforded her in a city as big ( and crowded ) as Minrathous was worth any discomfort she may have felt. Having lived and worked so long in Skyhold, she felt a grounded sort of solace there nestled in the heart of the Frostbacks. Strategically untouchable, surrounded by tall curtain walls and protected by a great bridge that dropped down into the snowy chasm. Here in the city she feels unmoored, vulnerable. Everything that made her The Inquisitor had been well and truly stripped from her. She is entirely in the hands of Rook, Dorian, and what remains of the Shadow Dragons. It had taken a good amount of courage to call for Professor Volkarin's aid at all — busy as he must be aiding in Rook's endeavors. Her own arcane experts had long since found other priorities: Dorian with reclaiming his homeland from the rot of the Venatori, Dagna delving deep into the truth of the Titans. But seeing him approach, stately in Nevarran raiment, allays her anxiety a bit. She stands to greet him, swipes the front of her trousers of invisible dust before offering her remaining warm hand in greeting.

“Evelyn, if you please. The Inquisitor has few friends in Tevinter, as one would imagine.” A self-deprecating smile as she sweeps her hand toward the empty chair across from her. “It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Professor. I wish we were meeting under better circumstances.”

@prophetries - Liked the starter call.

An empty Cobbled Swan was something Emmrich would never get used to. He’d only experienced it once before, during a prior meeting where he’d lingered in the background while Rook spoke with the Inquisitor. For a place known for its noise and bustle to be so starkly deserted was... unnerving. More so, ironically, than the halls of the Necropolis had ever felt to him, even in his youth.

He adjusted the collar of his cloak, setting it back into place. First impressions mattered, and while Rook had assured him he looked fine, he couldn’t shake the nagging urge to fuss with his attire. Sure, he’d seen her briefly before, but this was different. She hadn’t asked for Rook or the Veilguard. She’d asked for him.

When Rook had informed him of who had requested his audience, he’d thought it a prank. But no—it was real, and it was on account of some particularly restless haunting somewhere in the south. Emmrich was only too happy, and more than a little flattered, to agree to offer whatever advice he could.

A quick scan of the empty room revealed her, seated in a corner. His boots clicked softly against the wooden floor as he closed the distance between them before offering his greeting.

“Madame Inquisitor—ah, Herald—or, uh...” What was the proper way to address her, and how had it escaped his mind to ask Rook or Harding beforehand? He internally scolded himself, clearing his throat to smother his flustered fumblings. “Apologies. It’s not every day one meets the woman who saved all of Thedas.”

He extended his hand. “Emmrich Volkarin, Senior Watcher of the Necropolis and specialist in Fade-bound phenomena. I’m positively humbled to make your formal acquaintance.”

[moonshynecybin]

I’ve only been into/started following MotoGP for a few months. Can I ask how exactly did Marc getting the Ducati seat go down? I’ve seen references of it being jorge messing up/rejecting the seat and that somehow leading to Marc masterminding his way to it but don’t fully get it. Thank you :))))

lmao it was awesome. under the cut shes crazy shes long shes the war of the roses shes game of thrones shes ducati being fucking STUPID !!!!!

okay so the beginning of this season going towards the middle was like. genuinely dominated by discussion of who would end up with the second factory ducati seat, and there were 3 main candidates for the position: 1. enea bastianini, who had the seat but who had had a spotty 2023 marred by injury and was delivering inconsistent results in the early part of 2024, 2. jorge martin, who had been basically promised the seat ahead of them uno reversing and signing enea, and who had contended for the title the year before/was leading the world championship early in 2024, and 3. marc marquez, 8 time world champion and arguable GOAT of the sport, who was doing insane comeback rides on a year old bike that he had very little time to adapt to. on pure results, you would have to go with martin (it was p clear it wasnt going to be my girl enea....), but marc looked uh. very promising and very dangerous (apparently his data, ESPECIALLY in the left handers, was like. bonkers), and who was also undeniably a better business asset to ducati as a company trying to sell motorbikes. and as we all knowwwwww, ducati had BY FARRRR the most dominant bike on the grid, so they are staring down the barrel of like. deciding between three excellent riders for one, extremely coveted seat. they think they hold all the cards here, and after a bit of rampant speculation the ducati bosses say everybody calm the fuck down we will make a decision about the gp25 seat at MUGELLO. forza. and with that the stage is set.

but again. ducati had basically promised jorge martin that seat. in fact, there was a provision in his contract that said if he won the world title in 2023, he would automatically be promoted to the factory team. like if marc doesnt come in on his merry way essentially doing a year long AUDITION for that seat up-to and including crowd-commanding theatrics, then it is undeniably martin's bike to have. and it looks like ducati kinda thought they should honor that too! because it was reported (unofficially but through a multitude of reliable sources) on the thursday before mugello that jorge martin WOULD be signing with the factory ducati team to be in red for 2025 IMMINENTLY. and he shows up to the presscon with the moon shinging out of his ass and we didnt rlly have a reason to doubt him so things are looking pretty locked up tbh

so another piece of the puzzle. for the last few years one cog in the wheel of ducati's dominance has been them having EIGHT bikes on the grid, and as such having insane amounts of data to comb through and synthesize while developing the bike. at the time, the team with the most factory support is pramac racing. but YAMAHA have made a promise to a young shirtless man named fabio quartararo that they will get a satellite team for 2024 to help with THEIR efforts, and pramac's contract with ducati is expiring so theyre the top choice. yamaha offers them a fuck you amount of cash and full factory support to leave ducati and come run the M1s with them. and the thing is, it is EXPENSIVE to run an independent team and this sugar daddy style deal would essentially lock down their immediate future quite nicely, so they are thinking HARD about this— because if they lose jorge martin like. what the fuck are they doing not taking that deal. and YOU are asking me girl what the fuck does this had to do with marc marquez WELLLLL. ducati know that marc wants a gp25. and pramac has the factory spec bikes. and marc's famous ass is a VERY valuable little bargaining chip in their eyes. so ducati APPARENTLY wanted marc on the same deal jorge martin was on (complete with the promise of factory promotion if he won the championship) at PRAMAC in order to keep marc, jorge martin, and pramac all under the umbrella of ducati racing. they think problem solved :) we get to keep everything and everyone :) marc gets a current spec bike, jorge gets to be on the factory team, and we can still run eight bikes :) awesome.

WELL! marc catches wind of all of this and goes. fuck you i want to be a factory rider on a gp25. like why on earth would he move from busted satellite team to busted satellite team that doesnt even have his BROTHER ? so instead of keeping all of these negotiations behind closed doors he trots right the fuck up to the press at mugello and says hello yes i have ABSOLUTELY no intention of riding for pramac, in fact i only have the intention of riding with factory teams. big smile. fuck you. press run wild. domino tipped. pramac pissed off. ducati SWEATING.

AND i guess the ducati CEO (claudioooooo) was there. and some big sponsorship guys (audiiiiiii) were there. and it has been LONG been reported that gigi daligna really wanted marc for that seat (and that pecco REALLY didnt lmao). like bad. some would say carnally. and then i guess they looked at his data. and thought about how well he had already adapted to the gp23. and how badly he was beating bez and company. and i suppose the idea of actually losing marc and him going to a KTM or an aprilia scared the actual genuine NIPS off of these guys and literally by sunday night they had apparently called jorge martin to let him know that it wasnt going to be him and he went over to aleix and got that aprilia contract signed genuinely immediately (and enea later signed with ktm and pramac with yamaha). so the aprilia news was announced on monday and we knew marc was the choice from that, and then they announced it officially in the dumbest smuggest little video of all time a lil while after. but not before marc took a selfie in a shirt that said FACTORY PILOT that he later lied about and said wasnt on purpose. king. done and dusted. insanity.

so to recap: in the course of four days, marc essentially pulled a coup out of thin air by just. deciding to exercise some muscle with the press, which caused ducati to lose two bikes, secured the best seat on the grid for himself, and made sure that two of the riders that finished top four in this year's championship (including the CHAMPION) are on much worse machines going into next year. like he literally created the best possible outcome for himself by virtue of his reputation, media savvy, and sheer force of will. it was absolute crazy shit and SO much fun to watch play out live

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

the way Pearl instantly slammed down her "check out Marina she's so ***ing AWESOME" line so fast and it's the smoothest verse she spits in the rap battle-

she was SO READY to gush about Marina she was SO THERE for the chance and when it came she didn't even have to THINK

her going from casual barely-worth-my-time roasts and boasts (talking over Frye's turn like she isn't even there) to 'did you just call marina an imaginary friend?? YO ARE YOU CRAZY SHES AMAZING'

and THEN instead of getting defensive or pissed at Frye's 'oh so she's your groupie' jab she just turns hype man literally goes AS IF! LISTEN TO THIS! before bowing out so Marina can freeze Shiver solid by cheerfully taking every passive aggressive compliment from Shiver with a smile, a hearts eyes emoji, and an uno reverse card

Shiver: "Your voice is so haunting (possibly in a bad way) must be nice for your fans (implying it isn't so nice for anyone else)"

Marina, mimicking Shiver's singing: "You're far too kind! (i see you insulting me on the sly) Love your vibe! (that's very cute~) I can learn so much from your style! (i'll give you a taste of your own medicine if you want me to~)"

Shiver: "You remind me of my neighbor's daughter- (grow up) what do they say? Octo see octo do? (stop copying me)"

Marina: "Glad you approve- (im rubber you're glue) your praise has left me moved (not saying what KIND of moved tho). Thanks to your notes (you decide if i mean your feedback or your actual ability to hit musical notes) I'll find my own groove! (you're not actually worth copying for real~)"

Shiver: "Oh, look at the time. Isn't it getting late? (if you keep acting like a kid im going to treat you like one)"

Marina: "Not at all! I could go on like this all night long. (what do you mean? im having so much fun right now!) (oh but is this hard for you? ...do YOU need a break...?)"

and then Pearl barges in with a HOW'S THAT? YOU HAD ENOUGH YET??????

like kudos to Shiver and Frye for laying out some slick jabs, but they were working as two solo acts and didn't have a power couple combo move to counter Pearlina's with m(_ _)m ....they spent the whole time on offensive defense, trying to inflict some deep lyrical cuts while Pearl and Marina were happily tossing out hooks and reeling in fresh lines as they floated high up above on their dumb little rainbow cloud together

legit Pearl's only real reaction to Frye is her going <3 <3 <3 at Marina, and Marina not even treating Shiver as someone she needs to fight with while Shiver repeatedly tries poking at her, which Pearl sees and just effing LOVES ....amazing.......

no matter who you think rapped better, it's pretty clear which pair had the most fun and got the most kicks out of this (the wives)

WHICH IS EVEN FUNNIER BC IT'S HONEST TO COD JUST FRYE BURSTING INTO OFF THE HOOK'S GREEN ROOM AND YELLING AT THEM FOR DARING TO HAVE A CONCERT IN HER TOWN ONLY TO GET SMACKED IN THE FACE BY A RAINBOW LASER BEAM OF GAY MUSIC I LOVE IT XD

[moodyvoid]

Mr. Compress, in a jail cell.

Guard, standing outside the cell.

Mr. Compress: “Would you like to see a magic trick?”

Guard: “Make it quick.”

Mr. Compress, holding out a deck of cards: “Pick a card, any card!”

Guard, takes a card.

Mr. Compress: “Now close your eyes and hold the card to your forehead.”

Guard, following his instructions.

Mr. Compress: “On the count of three, open your eyes!”

Guard: “1… 2… 3.”

Guard, now standing in the jail cell: “What the—“

Mr. Compress, now outside the jail cell: “Reveal your card!”

Guard, flipping over the card, seeing an Uno reverse card: “Ohhh! Hey, that was pretty good!”

Mr. Compress: “Thank you, I’ll be taking my leave now.”

Guard: “Haha, okay— Wait, no, get back here!”

Mr. Compress running out of the room.

[mitamicah]

Are You? Uno Reverse Card. Hockey Jerseys? How many more things will these two change the meaning of for me x'D!?

This artwork is drawn to celebrate that after months of dreaming and hoping beyong belief the 'Are You' tattoo saga has concluded with me getting both Bojan and Jere's handwriting (featured in the art as well) inked permanently on my art August 13 2024 😱😭💚💙

For the curious I'll post the full timeline of the saga below the line :3

May 7 2023; Two idiots go out together during the preshow days of Eurovision 2023. Their banter birth this iconic phrase

May-October 2023; Saying Are You in the right cadence (after this called to ‘are you’/’are you-ing’) becomes one of my favourite vocal stims

October-November 2023; The idea of an Are You tattoo is born in my mind.

November 28 2023; Joker Out announces their upcoming Europe tour.

December 1 2023: I buy Early Access tickets to Joker Out’s Malmø gig naively thinking it includes Meet and Greet (and that it would be the only show I attend – I end up going to four in total). Mentally planning to ask Bojan to contribute to the tattoo.

January-February 2024; I realize MnG is not included in the ticket- changes plans to make a sign for the show.

March 15 2024; Bojan sees my sign at the soundcheck of the Malmø gig and agrees to it within half a sentence (ends up writing it twice).  Afterwards I’m lucky enough to hug and thank him. Plus, we Are You together for what seems like minutes.

March-April 2024; I make a few concept art for the tattoo using both Bojan’s sentences that I share on social media. A friend (hi @feral4kaarijasquat) suggests trying to get Jere involved.

Story 5 - March 22 2024; I get a tattoo to memorize following Joker Out around in march. I end up half promising the tattoo artist that she can work on my Are You tattoo as well when/if I manage to get Jere’s attention.

May 4 2024; I take a sign with me to the Käärijä Böle Arena shows yet despite being on the second and third row I fail to get his attention.

Spring-summer 2024; Käärijä announces upcoming Europe tour where I buy ticket for Hamburg. After the disappointing and stressful experience at Böle I decide to put my tattoo hunting on hold for the summer.

July 3 2024; Gets first row to Käärijä’s homegig at Ravintola Backas, Vantaa. Jere sees and acknowledge me twice, including Are you-ing me. (This is important because it showed me that getting his attention was possible).

July 5 2024; Makes spontaneous sign out of half a pizza lid to bring to Käärijä’s Allas Sea Pool gig. Two songs into the setlist Jere Are You the crowd, then sees the sign (I’d put in the air that second) and jokingly half-agrees to write it on my ass. With the help of a wonderful finn I go home with Jere’s handwriting after that concert (also waves at Jere by the fence outside of the venue).

July-August 2024; I put together the finished concept art and contact the tattoo artist. I’d asked for a possible appointment on September 20 (if you know, you know) but she is unable to make it.

August 13 2024; I am contacted by the tattoo artist about a spontaneous appointment – within two hours after our first message I have gotten the tattoo.

[shouyuus]

hi rainnn !! just wanted to say that i. absolutely. love. you. (++ your works but mostly you)

AND AND AND i wanted to discuss this v important matter 🏃‍♀️💨 which lads li would make mc cum again and again until she finally squirt ?! just—a thought that mc doesn't have experience in it and tells them that it's impossible to do so which leads li to basically overstimulate mc just to prove a point >-<

can i plzplz indulge u with that thot 🙏🙏🙏 (i'd love to be 🍀 anon if u do that stuffz <3)

hi !!! T^T thank u!!! yes you can def be 🍀 anon! ive never had an emoji anon before, so ur the first one!!!! <333 also ur love???? UNO REVERSE CARD RIGHT BACK BABY

and yES a v v v v important matter indeed! i think of the four current LI's, sylus for sure gives that vibe. and after him, probably... raf. reason being. he's such a whiney brat, if you tell him that it's either something you wanna try, or something you've never experienced, he'll be so hell bent on making it happen and being the first one to make it happen for you that he'll just hyperfixate on it till it happens u__u so yeah. those r my top two picks.

tho. i mean. highkey. you could make a case for all of them LMFAO.

and like. i don't think i need to explain why sylus is my first pick for something like this lmfao

[shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

CB FANFIC

First fanfic ever short tho 😔👊

UNO

(They are playing stacking numbers and draw until you get the right card or number. This takes place after Buddy meets Chase in irl. Order Prunella, Chase, Buddy, Deacon)

“UNO!!!” Prunella yelled out

“HEY YOUR CHEATING!!!” Chase called out

“What how??!!!” Prunella replied

“YOU WON 2 ROUNDS ALREADY!!! IF 3 GROWN ADULTS LOOSE AGAINST A KID 3 TIMES IT MEANS THE CHILD IS CHEATING”

“THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE!!!”

“Uh- Yuh huh it makes sense like- what’s the property-“

“-Its probability” Deacon chimed in

“Yeah, yeah shut up Dorkin- so what’s the probability of a kid winning a game against adults 3 times in a row???”

“I think you’re just mad that I only have 1 card left and I two+ you.” She said with a bratty tone.

“Ugh! DEACON. BUDDY. We can NOT let her win again!”

Buddy rolled his eyes “just draw two cards already~” he said in a dragging his words.

Chase grabbed the two cards and Buddy put down a yellow. When it was Deacons turn he stacked a few numbers and kept the color yellow.

“DARN IT DEACON WHY DIDNT YOU CHANGE THE COLOR???” Prunella shouted

Prunella started to draw some cards but unfortunately she didn’t draw any yellow cards (or good cards) until her hands had 8 cards in total.

Chase had 5 cards in his hand, Buddy had 5 and Deacon had 6 cards.

Chase place down three cards down that had the same number and kept the color yellow. Then he put a smirk on his face knowing that Prunella doesn’t have this color. Buddy placed another yellow card and Deacon reversed it back to Buddy.

Oh? Buddy thought. As much as he loves Chase’s bickering with prunella, he wanted to get his attention too. Right now Chase’s attention was to get Prunella to loose but what about Buddy? Buddy wanted to bicker with Chase too.

He put down a 2 two+ and he changed the color to blue. (The first 2+ was yellow but the other one was blue so Chase got 4+ cards)

“W-WHAT??? BUDDY I THOUGHT WE WERE TRYING TO TEAM UP ON PRUNELLA!!! Also I called out that I didn’t have any 2+ cards in the beginning of the round WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS???”

“Um Prunella’s already loosing tho-“ Deacon tried to explain.

“DEACON THIS IS NOT BETWEEN ME AND YOU!!! ITS BETWEEN ME AND BUDDY”

“Honestly why would you call out you have no 2+ cards in the start of the round.” Buddy smirks at the frustrated smaller person.

Chase grabbed his 4 extra cards while staring at buddy in betrayal.

“Oh why thank you buddy!! Here I’m going to reverse it just so you can have another turn!” Prunella said sweetly.

“Oh why thank you Prunella!” Buddy responded

Chase put down 2 cards with the same number and the color changed to red.

Buddy didn’t have any red but after drawing 2 card he had a red reverse.

“Oh! A reverse! For you Prunella” Buddy returned the favor back

“W-wait when am I going to play” Deacon stuttered on his words a bit but it hasn’t been his turn for awhile.

“ I wish I didn’t reversed it to Buddy” Deacon sighed

Chase put down a red card then Prunella puts down a skip turn card to Deacon.

“OH COME ON PRUNELLA!!” Deacon shouted

“Oh prunella thank you once again” Buddy said is a cocky way

“See Deacon! That child is Eeevvviilllllll~ ALSO WHATS UP WITH YOU AND PRUNELLA, BUDDY!!! Are yall teaming???”

“Oh it was just a small partnership” Buddy placed down 2 cards.

“AH- HHAAAAA UNO NOW ITS GREEN!!!” Chased called out. He placed down 2 cards, one was a red 6 and the other was a green one.

“Oh, I don’t have anything deacon! I already wasted it on Chase!!!” Prunella exclaimed

“Don’t ask me kid- I got the sucky cards”. Deacon sighed

“It’s fine I got a wild 4+ card- I was saving it” Buddy proudly said.

“Ok then…” Prunella said as she puts down a green skip turn card.

“REALLY PRUNELLA???” Deacon shouted

Chase poked Buddy and asked “Wait what’s the other card you have besides a 4+?”

“Why should I tell you???”

“Because your gonna make me loose to a 5 year old”

“ HEY IM 8 CHASE!!! I. AM. 8.” Prunella fumed

“I have a green but I’m not gonna put it down cause I know your last card is that color” Buddy said with his usual purr at the end of his voice.

“Come on Buddy!!! Chase is just stalling at this point” Deacon assured

“Why can’t you put the green down babe?” Chase said tugging on buddy’s shirt a little

“W-wait what?” Buddy stuttered

“Pumpkin??” Chase tilted his head toward Buddy “Sweetheart???”

“Oh- this is so cringe” Prunella said looking away

“Buddy Wuddy???” Chase started to scoot a bit closer to Buddy while he tried to back away.

“Oh come on Prunella! Buddy’s not gonna fall for tha-“

“UNO OUT!!!!” Chase screamed

Buddy brought his knees up to cover his red face.

“WAIT WHAT?” Deacon questioned

“And yet you accused ME of cheating” Prunella leaned back throwing her cards up in the air

“OH YEAH!!! CHASE HOLLOW LIKE AND FOLLOW!!! BEST UNO PLAYER!” Chase bragged.

“Yeah- Prunella’s right you even accused me of cheating too and yet your here seducing Buddy like it’s not a form of cheating” Deacon crossed his arms

“UH DEACON- on the first round you literally stacked colors like- dude- who does that!!! That’s so cheating -actually its the cheatingest thing I ever witnessed!!!” Chase defended

“ SOME PEOPLE DO THAT OK CHASE???”

“People with no sense of mind” Chase scoffed

“YOU SEDUCED BUDDY!! HOW IS THAT NOT CHEATING???”

“ERM SEDUCING IS A FORM OF ART NOT A FORM OF CHEATING BESIDES ITS OK TO SEDUCE BUDDY HE’S MY BOYFRI-“

Buddy pulled on chases hood “Can we stop talking about how that brat seduced me!?” He tried to sound as menacing as possible while looking down at his feet.

*Sigh* “Their hopeless ” Prunella muttered

[illubean]

headcanons about playing uno with killugon lol (it’s gonna be really chaotic)

Plus Four!

Characters: Gon Freecs, Killua Zoldyck Type: Drabble??, Crack, Gn!reader

I decided to turn this into a drabble? oneshot? instead of headcanons I hope thats ok >.<

Warnings: none

The atmosphere was heavy. Tension was so thick in the air you could cut it with a knife. It was suffocating.

A yellow reverse you had just placed down sat in the middle of the table as all three participants sat waiting, anxiously. The stakes were high, winner taking home a total of three whole chocolate robots.

You peered over the top of your cards at Killua, awaiting his turn. You had only one card left, Killua had 2 and Gon, being not so lucky, had about thirteen.

It was a close game truly.

Killua smirks down at his hand before looking at Gon to his left.

"Heh, sorry buddy," he said before raising his hand in the air, slamming it down on the coffee table to reveal a plus 4 wild card.

"Uno! I choose red!"

Both you and Killua switched gazes between Gon and the pile of cards, expecting him to draw.

Gon only smiled before placing another plus four in the center of the table.

"That's eight for you, Y/n!"

Killua lets out an expecting laugh, excited to claim his title as victor and three choco robots.

His laughs died down as yours began to pick up.

Your light chuckles turned into manic laughter as you look up at the boys in front of you.

"You fools! This was my plan all along and you played right into it!"

You stand up from your spot on the floor as you loudly smack your final card onto the table, victoriously.

"PLUS FOUR! I HAVE CONQURED THE REALM OF UNO NOW RUN ME MY ROBOTS SUCKERS!"

"DAMN IT!" Killua exclaimed, dropping his last card on the table before pointing at you accusingly.

"You cheated! You only won because we were playing stacks!"

Gon laughed, putting his cards down before turning to his white haired friend.

"It was your idea to play stacks, Killua."

The addressed boy huffed, turning to face away from both of you and crossing his arms with a pout.

"I should've won that."

You had grabbed your prize of 3 choco robots from the other side of the room, before turning towards your 2 friends and standing proudly.

"As your new found and oh so generous leader, I have decided to share my winnings with you two."

Killua perked up at your statement while Gon gave you a wide smile.

"All hail leader Y/n!" the green boy said, playing along with your joke while thanking you for his choco robot.

Killua takes his as you hand it to him, still being a bit salty about his loss.

"I could buy a thousand of these back home anyways."

"Yeah but you know what you can't do? Beat me at uno," you said, laughing at the visible tick mark and Killua's annoyed expression.

"I WANT A REMATCH RIGHT NOW!"

[doitforbangchan]

haloo! how r u? erm..may i ask for hannie and baby crumbs pleasee 🤲

I really love the series and can't wait for the ending..Obvi u don't have to answer this. Just know that ur writing is really amazing and so fun to read, hope ur doing well wherever u are, Take care of urselff, drink water and eat. Mwah mwahh~ much love some random anon who loves skz and to read-

you're actually the sweetest ever thank you so so much babe so yes i will grant you this crumb~ this morsal just for you <3 it's a little suggestive but not smut i hope thats ok

He could feel himself sweat from the intensity of your scrutinizing eyes, his own were flickering back and forth between your gaze and his hands. He could hear the clock ticking from the wall beside him and it brought him back down to earth and made him able to breathe again.

"So what's it gonna be, Hannie? What's your move?" You asked, raising a brow and tapping the table in front of you. You were pumping out rich and incredibly sweet pheromones in an attempt to distract him but he remained locked in.

Jisung took a deep breath and looked down at his hands once again then back up to you. He steeled his gaze and reached a hand out.

"Draw 4. Color is red."

"Ahhh damnit! I was about to have uno!" You whined and begrudgingly picked up the four cards from the stack.

Jisung giggled and looked down at the two cards left in his hand; both red reverse cards. He couldn't believe how heated and intense the game had been thus far. Though it may have something to do with the bet you two had placed.

The winner got to request a 'favor' from the loser... any kind of favor. The bulge in his pants only grew as he knew victory was imminent. Looking you dead in the eyes after you placed down a red 2, he placed one reverse card.

"Uno."

And with a pudgy smirk, he placed the second.

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Today's LMK screenshot was brought to you hy- Wukong angst, edit audios, ships, tomatoe soup, my goldfish memory, procrastination, Uno reverse card, a dog, PSAT, and my camera storage

Thank you:)

Guess the season and reblog with the episode's name and or number for bonus points!!!

BUT THATS NOT ALL- recite the famous quote from this episode for EXTRA EXTRA POINTS and my

I know the LMK fandom will know what I'm talking about because yall preach it religiously or something-

[poppitron360]

After responding to @puzzled-pegasus’ ask about my lighthearted Leo hcs, I came up with a WHOLE BUNCH MORE so buckle up (these are mostly Valgrace)

1. Okay so I recently did a rewatch of all six Tinkerbell movies for this project I’m working on and for no other reason not just because they’re awesome and I KNOW FOR A FACT that Leo loves those movies (they’re a beloved classic in Cabin 9). The plot of the first movie is LITERALLY JUST “Hey making things is really cool and you don’t always need flashy nature powers to be useful and you should be proud of your gifts!!’ (The Tinker fairies are literally just Hephaestus kids with a green colour palette).

2. “Tinkerbell” is one of Jason’s nicknames for Leo. Leo pretends to hate it but he secretly loves it.

3. Jason started noticing that whenever Leo steals his hoodies the tags at the back always end up mysteriously being cut off. Leo hates them bc of sensory issues. Now, whenever Jason buys a hoodie, the first thing he does is cut the tag off so that Leo can wear it, too.

4. Leo once collected all the tags that he cut off his clothing and sewed them together to make a plushie and gave it to Jason to say thank you.

5. Gift-making is Leo’s love language. Jason’s love language is showing off those gifts.

6. “How to Train Your Dragon” is also one of Leo’s favourites, and he likes to curl up with Festus in Bunker 9 and watch all three movies plus the spin-off shows.

7. He references Vines CONSTANTLY. So does Piper. They like to watch compilations on YouTube and quote along to them. Jason is SO CONFUSED when they quote them out in public.

He’s just like “Why did you yell “LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHICKENS!!” When we passed by that field of geese earlier?”

And they respond with, in perfect unison- “Wouldn’t you like to know, Weather Boy?”

8. I feel like he’d be the typa guy who’s memorised the entire Bee Movie Script.

9. His favourite musical is “In The Heights” bc he knows all the Spanish and he also relates to Usnavi on a SPIRITUAL LEVEL.

10. One time he was a little too overenthusiastic doing the HOT TO GO dance and accidentally wacked Reyna in the face. They found her in the process of trying to tie him in a bag with a rabid dog to throw him in the lake.

11. *types text out in all caps* *deletes it and types in lower case* *thinks “ah, fuck it” and types it out in all caps again*

12. Carries around Uno Reverse cards in his pockets just in case. It’s actually gotten them out of some tough situations.

Monster: I’M GONNA KILL YOU!!

Leo *reaching into his tool belt*: ha!

Leo: UNO REVERSE!!

Leo: NOW WE’RE GONNA KILL YOU!!!

13. His favourite Taylor Swift song is “I can do it with a broken heart”

14. Kinda a genius at Puzzle games, videogames in general (in TLH he gets exited when he sees Beckendorf’s old bed had a gaming rig, and also canonically played Mario Party with Jason). He used to play those Lego Videogames as a kid. (He still does).

15. Also he’s the only person who can beat Annabeth at Chess. She gets SO MAD:

“It’s literally a war strategy game! How are you better than me?!”

“[Witty Chess Pun here], mi amiga.”

*Annabeth flips the board over*

16. I mean we all know that he plays with Lego, right? I like to think that’s how he designed the Argo II, by building it with Lego first.

17. Jason and Piper only find out that Leo’s real name is “Leonidas” AFTER he died. And now Jason would never get to tease him about it…

(I know Rick confirmed it wasn’t but I like it so I’m sticking with it)

18. He was actually very careful to not teach Hazel all the memes right away, and save a few for the perfect opportunity. After he told her about his plan to sacrifice himself, he goes up to her and says very solemnly “At my funeral, please- I want you to play my favourite song as you burn my shroud. It’s a beautiful song called “Never Gonna Give You Up” by a man called Rick Astley- it’s about strength and loyalty and devotion. I think if- if I don’t make it… it would be a fitting send-off.”

She falls for it SO easily, and Leo got to play a few tricks on his friends from beyond the grave.

19. I know his death was a serious matter, but you can’t tell me that Leo didn’t use it to mess with Frank and Hazel.

“Hey, Frank! Are you gonna finish that cookie?”

“Well, I was planning on-“

And then he gives him an “I’m about to die tomorrow” look and Frank just caves and gives him the cookie. Little does he know that Leo’s already scored two muffins and a chocolate bar from Hazel by pulling the exact same trick.

20. In a world where Jason survived, he also uses it to mess with him.

“Hey Leo, can you take out the trash?”

“Can’t you do it? I died to save you.”

21. When he turned 18, he actually got a “Hot stuff” tattoo just like the fake one he drew in MoA