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Bro them arms are god's kiss😮‍💨

those new pictures of oscar in Modena Italy

sorry but not sorry cus y'all should know by now what i immediately fixated on

BARKBARKBARKBARK RAHAHHBDBFBFNNFNFNF CRYING SCREAMING THROWING UP OVULATING CLIMBING THE WALLS DANCING ON THE CEILING TEARING THE CARPET OFF THE FLOOR CHEWING THE FUCKING BRICK MANTLE JUMPING ON THE COUNTERS SPINNING IN THE WASHING MACHINE RAVAGING THE CLOSETS RAIDING THE FRIDGE SLAMMING THE DOORS GNAWING ON THE COUCH FLIPPING OVER TABLES CRASHING THROUGH WINDOWS CRAWLING INTO VENTS TEARING THE TOILETS OUT THE FLOOR DROWNING IN THE BATHTUB MUNCHING THE DOG FOOD GURGLING THE FAUCET WATER VACUUMING THE CARPET I TORE OUT EARLIER REPLACING THE HARD WOOD FLOORS PAINTING THE WALLS POTTING PLANTS UPROOTING THE GARDEN VANDALIZING CARS ROBBING BANKS STARTING FIRES BREAKING INTO HOUSES GETTING CHASED BY COPS GETTING ARRESTED GOING TO PRISON BEATING PEOPLE UP GETTING BEATEN TO A PULP GOING TO THE HOSPITAL LOSING BLOOD LOSING WILL TO LIVE DYING IN THE HOSPITAL GOING TO HEAVEN

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You write joe goldberg so fucking good can i ask for more pls? the dark version of him you do is perfect!

Thank you so much I'm glad you like him 🥰

I have a wip where he disposes a body and reader stumbles across him 😏

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the idea that “you’re disrespecting the creators of your favorite characters if you—quote unquote—mischaracterize these characters in your fics or if you reduce them to horny sluts just for ship and smut” is so funny to me because

1. some canon creators made it explicitly clear that they can’t read fanfics people wrote about the characters they created, because, according to their own words, if they ever accidentally or subconsciously used anything from people’s fanfics in the source material of their works, then there might be a risk of them getting sued (yes, the characters are theirs and fans cannot monetize any works that have their characters in them, but fanfics—aka something fans created—belong to those fans, so if canon creators ended up making money off of those fanfics, then they could get into legal battles too).

2. fans don’t write fanfics to “honor or please” canon creators. there are other ways for them to do that if they want to. but fanfics have never been about “honoring or pleasing” canon creators. fanfics aren’t even about respecting canon creators or canon events, and I say this with respect. (what do you think tags like “alternate universe - canon divergence”, “fix-it”, “crack”, “porn without plot” on archive of our own stand for?)

fanfics are like this; imagine yourself as a raccoon and you see this delicious food people left on their porch for you. you look at it and think hmmm yummy. so you grab that food and then you run away with it to enjoy it in some comfort corner. you may choose to enjoy the food alone, or you may choose to share that food with your friends (but you cannot sell that food, because it’s originally someone else’s and you’re just eating/having fun with it). you may choose to dip that food in some spicy sauces that may or may not be suitable for that food and how it’s originally intended to be eaten. but hey! who cares if it’s suitable or not. if you like it then that’s all that matters.

3. canon—when it comes to fanfics—are not rules. as @allthingswhumpyandangsty has said before, canon are only suggestions. whether or not a fanfic writer will follow these suggestions is entirely up to them. because they write for fun. and it’s okay if they want to say “you know what? fuck canon”.

4. the concept of “mischaracterizing a character” overall is, in my personal opinion, not valid. because movies, books, tv shows, etc. are mainly about the interpretation of each viewer. you can interpret this character this way. other people can also interpret the same character differently. and there’s no “right or wrong” way to interpret a character when they’re all fiction and fantasies.

“you can write whatever you want, but people are free to find you weird, childish or disgusting” okay? I’ve never seen any writer say “you cannot find me weird, childish or disgusting🤬” because humans are gonna have thoughts and opinions about anything and everything, no matter how subconsciously those thoughts are.

I personally don’t believe art (be it fanfics or fan art) reflect artists’ moral compass or who they are in real life, but just like any other humans, I do have thoughts and I do find some things weird, childish or disgusting. instead of voicing my thoughts out loud, though, I choose to mute, block or ignore these things and focus my time and energy on things I like.

and it’s literally not an issue at all if some strangers on the internet, whose existence I don’t know about, find me weird, childish or disgusting. as long as they keep those thoughts to themselves, it’s totally fine. thought crimes are never real. it only becomes an issue when you start harassing people.

fandom is not about trying to police others.

fandom is about fun and knowing how to mute/block things you dislike instead of harassing others (and no, finding someone or something weird, childish or disgusting is not harassment as long as you keep those thoughts to yourself).

overall I love and respect every fanfic writer, no matter if the things they write is my cup of tea or not, because I think it’s beautiful how they love these characters and how they’re so passionate about these characters that they decide to make something for and from these characters. and as long as it makes them happy, they’re doing it right.

*this is a response to a funny ask that made me giggle today. also funny how anon chose not to show their face, because if they really believe they are right then surely there’s no need for them to hide behind anon.

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Concept: extremely sweet and caring guys that fuck you like an animal in heat.

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Three things I expect when I see Ed Skrein is in a movie I'm about to watch:

He's the bad guy

He dies

Both

This is most of his career and you can fight me on it cause I've got the receipts.

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Thx for the tag @ingoldthewizard ❤️🫂

🧠 Fiction!!

📖 Standalone because I don't like series

🌅 Night owl mainly but sometimes in the mornings too

📱 E-book preferably but print goes too

📚 Pristine pages

No pressure ❤️

@steven-grants-world @my-secret-shame-but-fanfiction @nekoyin @iolaussharpe-24 @irrationalgame @buckyssugarchick

📚✨ Let’s play “This or That: Bookworm Edition!”

Comment your picks! 👇 🧠 Fiction or Nonfiction? 📖 Standalone or Series? 🌅 Morning reader or Night owl? 📱 E-book or Print? 📚 Annotate or Pristine pages?

Tag a fellow book lover to compare answers! 🔄💬

#ThisOrThatBooks #BookwormFun #ReadersChoice #BookishGame

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Thx for the bonk @steven-grants-world, @iolaussharpe-24 and @mylittledelulucorner ❤️ I bonk you guys back! 🥰

BONK

@nekoyin @ingoldthewizard @buckyssugarchick @krakenkitty @klillaah @virtie333 @mrmayn1998ley @kitwalker02 @ruegoreos @my-secret-shame-but-fanfiction

It’s like this

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Thanks for the tag @steven-grants-world 🫂

Favorite color: Red, royal blue and purple

Currently reading: Nothing

Last song: The weeknd and Lana Del Rey - The Abyss

Last film: The Materialists 🔥

Last series: Dexter Resurrection 😈

Sweet/salty/savory: All

Tea or coffee: Both but I like tea more with honey

Working on: wips? :>

No pressure ❤️

@nekoyin @buckyssugarchick @ingoldthewizard @krakenkitty

9 People You Wanna Know Better

Tagged by @desertfangs <3

favorite color: been thinking a lot about brown today

currently reading: A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole and Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky

last song: Typa - Glorilla (love the music video- the nfl player she has playin her bf is fine as hell) "I don't wanna put you on a leash! you a dog, i'm a dog, we can keep it in the streets!"

last film: My Cousin Vinny (1992) - next up is Natural Born Killers (1994)

last series: rewatching The 100 rn (i've only watched the first three seasons) and watching The Bear for the first time

sweet/salty/savory: idk but onigiri sounds so good rn

tea or coffee: iced honey oatmilk latte please and thank you <3

working on: oc stuff

tagging: anyone who wants to do it should!! @complicitsacrilege @cheeerfuloblivion @mademoisellebianx @porcelainplummet @tisithatnotorioustrickster @leojoxaren @esgoraths @rosietherivendell @diedfromembarrassmentlikeasim @my-secret-shame @redrosydiaz @oopsallvampires @thescarlettsoldier @beatnikfreakiswriting @vampirebabeforever

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Sebastian Stan as Bucky Barnes — Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

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Uhh, good for you? I can smell the schadenfreude, my friend

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don’t talk to me if I’m overstimulated and sweating and it’s way too hot for me to even breathe cause I’ll kill you

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god fuck i want to grind on someone's bulge and leave the perfect little wet spot that turns them feral

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Hey I wanted to ask,

given how many people lash out on fic writers right now, what would make you quit a fandom? Like really really quit and perhaps never come back? So many darkfic writers I saw quit either because of hate or bullying

what would be your limit?

That's tough actually because I'm seeing some get active blaming or hate, even I got hate for writing a soft/fluff character dark in my main fandom

Maybe I wouldn't say I quit writing, but depending in which fandoms I get hated in, I quit those when I receive more hate than anything, so that would get me questioning my standings...

And I don't even know if these people report the writers so it can be that one day I would get a message that my tumblr account has been deactivated or even deleted so there's that. Although I trust tumblr checking the reports so they can decide whether it's right or false.

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🎯 INFILTRATE HERE 🎯

*simon said calmly*

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꒰ pov. cutie König trying to wake you up, you aren't a morning person ꒱

König had been awake for at least an hour, already dressed, already restless. But you? You were still buried under the blankets, curled up like a stubborn little cocoon.

He sighed, kneeling beside the bed, his large hand gently nudging your shoulder. "Maus, wake up," he whispered, his voice warm but insistent.

You groaned in protest, burrowing deeper. He huffed a quiet laugh before leaning down, his breath brushing your ear. "If you don’t get up, I will carry you," he warned playfully. No reaction. A pause.

And then, without another word, König slipped his arms under you, effortlessly lifting you into the air, blankets and all. "Nooo—!" you whined, flailing weakly as he chuckled, pressing a kiss to the top of your head. "Too late, little one. The day has begun."

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