#miss mulberry

[starkidsdaily]

More of them because yes

[vilnmelling]

Petition for Kim to forever play every single Hatchetfield character that's referred to as "Miss [Lastname]"

[dailydoseofkimwhalen]

Daily dose of Kim Whalen #79 (plus a bonus dose of Will Branner, Jon Matterson and Curt Mega)

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Miss Mulberry: hopefully some of us have learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings

Trevor: yeah Caitlyn

Caitlyn: oh, shut up and die Trevor

[aliceisaperson]

Love that Miss Mulberry is a Bio teacher that also directs the school shows. Gotta love a STEM queen supporting the arts.

[burythebully]

miss mulberry moodboard + golden hour, daisy, and field themes!!

- requested by anon ♡

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[constellama]

Now that workin boys is out, why is nobody talking about THEM??

There’s something so special about curt and kim constantly playing characters who are together I’m gonna sob my eyes out

[ace7librarian]

Hatchetfield Jewish headcanons!

Based on surnames and some unrelated headcanons.

*After Jane died, Tom really wanted to keep the Jewish traditions for Tim, but he had zero clue what to do, so he called Emma. She also had no idea what to do, but she tried her best.

*Ruth and Richie make fun of Pete for being the only goy in the squad. Everyone just assume he's Jewish, and that makes him really confused. Also, Ruth unironically ships Tanakh characters.

*Shapiro has a Jewish dad and a Catholic mom, so she got the Jewish surname and the Catholicism. She breaks the glass in her and miss mullberry's wedding. Miss mullberry is also Jewish.

*at one timeline Steph finds Solomon with the black book or something and blames him for encouraging the stereotype that Jews worship Satan.

*Dan Reynolds is Jewish. I have no reason for this.

*the following conversation happened at some point.

Emma: and I'm not going to let some republican, Christian old man-

Bob Metzger, offended: Christian????

Emma: ....

Bob: there's ONE synagogue. How did you never see me there???

Emma: I was smoking outside???

Bob: we're a big family! My grandchildren were outside! Our last name is Metzger!!

Emma: ....sorry. A republican old man.

Bob: there you go.

*Karen Chasity is very upset about having Solomon lauter as a mayor. Sam sweetly as well. I just know these two would want a Christian mayor.

*Daniel/stopwatch invites the other kids to celebrate Jewish holidays with him. Sophia melts some candlesticks and Hannah starts having visions when they read the Haggadah, but they still had a great time.

Characters that deserve an honourable mention:

The spankoffskis sound very Jewish, but we know ted is a Christian, and they both went to a Christian summer camp.

Linda says "mensch", but with the implications of the rich bitch being Jewish? No thanks. Plus she has way too much Christian symbolism in her character. My headcanon is that she heard Jews were controlling the media so she started using Yiddish slang to look richer. I'm sorry, but she would.

I love Gary Goldstein, but he is a walking stereotype.

[dailyhatchetfield]

day 120 + 121 - hatchetfield @femslashfortnight day one; make it sapphic (barneston) + hatchetfield femslash fortnight day two; slow dancing (shapberry)

[froginamoodboard]

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[tincan-tophat]

Almost certainly reaching here, BUT

Three separate Kim characters who are exclusively referred to as Miss _____?

The implications?????

[starkidsdaily]

[hatchet-handle]

Could you do Ms. Mulberry in this universe? I'd imagine she's a mentor to at least some of the Nerdy Prudes. Or the Barbeque monologs cast

fun fact! she was one of the first cats i came up with a name for :)

also in the hatchclan au ruth and richie die on the same night (during their final hunting assessment before becoming warriors) which was meant to be monitored by mistleberry, but a sudden thunderstorm (and border skirmish with ChiveClan) takes her attention away just long enough for Max to strike :( she blames herself for not being able to save them from what is assumed by the Clan to be a wolf :(

[dailydoseofkimwhalen]

Daily dose of Kim Whalen #129

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Miss Mulberry: How are those harmonies coming?

Trevor: Try this on for size

Caitlyn: Ahhh

Trevor *same note*: AHHH-

Caitlyn: No, no

Trevor: What?

Caitlyn: No, Trevor, that's not a harmony

Trevor: What? It's not?

Caitlyn: No! Do you even know what a harmony is?

Trevor: A harmony is when I sing louder than you

Caitlyn: NO!

Trevor: Oh... I'm dizzy

Miss Mulberry *walking away*: Keep up the good work

[miss-mulberry-teaches]

[Lora packs up her stuff for the day. Apart from Sunset Jagerman carving a - Frankly, very poorly done - spiral onto her desk today and going on about some 'Kid', today's been mostly normal. She has a few test papers to grade, and then she watch her soap operas.]

[She heads out of the school]

@spiralsandd3lusi0n /@cultofthekid