#thank u my broski

[elkomie]

4, 5, 18 (the end of the year ask)

4. Movie of the year? -- i have to say parent trap, because the influence it had on my year is unparalleled lol. i rewatched it with a. @ floodbender with the explicit intention to make an au for their twin ocs (🦊👑) out of it and it worked out perfectly. see attached the screenshots of the sims save/s we both made to roleplay it out ( ˶oᵕo˶ )

(fig. 1. default state. fig. 2. post summer camp, pretending to be each other)

5. TV show of the year? -- eizouken! watched it with s. and was just absolutely delighted the whole time, such an incredibly well-made anime. i want to eat every single background from it

18. A memorable meal this year? -- when s. and i were on vacation and found a really great indian food place there (🍛) and then when it was time to go back home (long ass train ride), we went back there and got lunch to go, two different menu items to go halfsies on, and ate it on the train. luxurious!

[jacenotjason]

I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SHARE THESE AMAZING OPPOSITE AU PIXEL ART EDITS DONE BY notmighty..magiswords ON TIKTOK!!! THESE ARE SO DOPE!!!!

[stealingyourbones]

Hey Bones I have a question how high were you when you were posting all those fucking weird little posts.

(Also I hope the prompts went well.)

Was 100% sober on all accounts. That’s simply how my brain is akdjkrfkkfjg

[spinspoon]

Hello there! Do you post art here often?

not enough to be frequent but enough to not be infrequent either JFKSHFKDJ

HOWEVER i am working on two different -tober prompt lists rn (horse-tober which everyone should GO CHECK OUT because my friend lexi made it and it's super cool 😌😌😌 and main inktober but im gonna be doin all the prompts with marker)

so expect to see me put out the first three days of each of those sometime today since the last three days have kinda run together but hopefully it'll be more consistent going forward

[artaintfartwarriors]

These designs for these modern cats? I'm eating them up thank you for this very good food

Seriously they're SO GOOD IM LOVE ALL OF THEM. I'm really fond of a lot of modern Shadowclan cats (from AVoS to ASC)

oiiuughhhh THANK U,,,, thats so nice oml 🥹 ik I'm posting very random chunks of cats (I'm sure many of us prefer going in book order lmao) but I just have so many!!! I'm so glad it's not throwing anyone off and yall like em so much <3333 thank u anon this made me smile :D

[scatterbrainedbot]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

MIFFLE!!! MIFFLE THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!! I HAVENT EVEN RECOVERED FROM UR OTHER DRAWING YET AND U HIT ME AGAIN?????

“ legacy “

@scatterbrainedbot ‘s rat sons au !!! happy birthday dude !!

[dansformations]

"Influencing influencers"

Im Byron, im kinda popular on the media, wouldnt call myself an influencer but at least an small celebrity for certain people: gay guys. Im popular between gay guys.

Then there is this guy, Tod, he do Is an influencer, another gay guy pretty popular, and we have done some colaboration videos, thanks to this i got a bit of highlights recently, getting more followers, but just some days ago Tod posted something off, at least for his usual:

Fart jokes? Superhero referentes? Both together!? Really weird if you ask me to. The situation got weirder when a lot of popular guys from the "gymbro side" of the media started comenting, celebrating his video... And he wrote back, in the weirder way posible:

"@markobroskii: Sick Bro! Superman Is next

@Tody_yourguy: Aded to the list broski!"

Didnt tought too much about It until he post a video that made my jaw drop:

He wasnt just wearing clothes that didnt match his usual but he was in the lingerie zone playing with the undies, saying he was making the zone 'More enjoyable to the View"

That sell the deal. I send his a message and went to his place to check on him.

In the way to his place i saw his @ on media changing to @Tod_thebro.

Wtf!?

When arrived, i notice diferences since he open the door, he stank!

- Jesus! Tod, thats your smell!?

- Yeah, some bro scent, go ahead bro, take a sit - he said With a voice that sounded diferent, he was talking with this "Frat Bro" acent we used to laugh about.

His apartament was now a mess, full of empty - and not so empty - pizza boxes, empty beer cans, dirty clothes, and sticky looking socks... He offer me a beer from a brand i didnt knew, but i'm not really a drinker so maybe thats why. I took it just to be polite, took some sips... Wasnt that bad.

Tried to find the cleanest place and thats where i sat.

- Sup bro, what did you wanna talk about?

- Well... About this... - I said looking around -Whats happening? First that gross fart video - I saw him chuckle when i mentioned that - then that also gross video on the lingerie store and Now... Look at your apartament, what hapened?

- I woke up bro - thats his only answer.

- Huh?

- I realice that gay life wasnt right for me

- What the fuck you- he interupt me

- Going to the gym, no worries about skin care routine - he keep talking - no worries even about showers, not washing my butt every-time-i-have-a-date - he said that words sounding indeed really sick of it- or not washing my butt at all, no using it for please other guys, just using it for this:

After saying that he lifted a leg and rip a long, smelly and loud fart

PRRRRRRFFFFFFFTTTFFFF the fart resonated for all the place, stinking everything, i had to cover my nose inmediatly, which make Tod laugh.

- Tod, theres no way to go straight, u have always been against that believe!

- Used to, but theres way, and you Will UAAARP agree soon

- What do you mean? - i said confused, and a bit of worried

- See, my awaking start when i had the first can of a beer from this weird brand a hot masc guy gave me, that same beer you are drinking now

Oh fuck.

- Oh n-OOUUUURRRRRP

- It's already starting, bro

- Theres no way, uh-PRRRRRRFFTTTFFFF

Tod was smiling with and almost evil smile, chugged a can of beer, belched and said: Cheers bro.

While here, I was burping non-stop, feeling my brain a bit foggy... Why I was worried about?

...

@ morningboy💕:

Oh!, Byron finally posted something, and it looks like a colab with Tod! Maybe he make him come back to his senses, all his 'turning straight' story really afect to the community.

Anyways lets see the video...

Ok, that outfit was a choice, Byron - I tough

Keep watching.

Oh... Oh no, is Byron having a fart contest with Todd!?

This feels wrong... Wait! Why his user just changed to @Byb-ronski...

[radioisntdead]

alastor x sleepy Reader? Thank u ^_^

Good evening my dear! No idea what you wanted so I'm going with headcanons!

Sleepy reader headcanons

Warnings: none other then The reader has wings because in my sleep deprived brain think being wrapped with wings is just so cozy and warm, also bat coded, I am writing this while sleep deprived because I got motivation for some reason, this is short also this is bordering on chaotic.

Both you and Alastor have horrible sleeping habits, but whereas he stays up for multiple days in a row then crashes horribly you take power naps, like five minute "naps" throughout the day in random places

like in my other sleepy reader headcanons [I think??] Reader takes cat naps in weird spaces, I imagine you sleep upside down like a bat, [unrelated but hear me out on a bat reader, like is that NOT ADORABLE]

Lil' adorable creature of the night. This is just me spreading bat propaganda, bat-ganda I swear if bat-ganda is an actual word that doesn't mean something with literal bats I'm biting someone chomp chomp bith

Anyways, Alastor often finds you sleeping hanging upside down on the chandelier, door frames, anything that dangles,

I imagine you've probably slipped a few times and he's had to catch you because high place and it'd be such a shame for his favorite you, to get injured!

I imagine you have a tendency to fall asleep on him.

Dude has definitely moved out of the way as you toppled over asleep causing you to fall on the floor.

He finds it hilarious.

Sometimes he'll let you snooze on his shoulder or lap especially during broadcasts.

I imagine when Alastor inevitably crashes from sleep exhaustion you take the chance to get proper sleep,

You have a built-in blanket, it's the wings.

Either you wrap both you and Alastor in your wings like a joint cocoon, or he just straight up has one of your wings over him like a blanket as y'all nap.

I can't draw Alastor, stupid haircut deer man

I imagine since Alastor hates being touched by the majority of people, you're in the very short list of people that are allowed to touch him, that bring said I hope you wake up before him in the wing cocoon because if not broski is just trapped there, as snug as a bug in a rug, or as snug as a deer in a wing cocoon.

I imagine the wing cocoon is warm but not melty warm like hot chocolate warm.

Very nice place to nap, wings comfy.

Good evening folks! Hope you enjoyed, someone KNOCK ME OUT WITH A BAGUETTE PLEASE, as per usual thank you for tuning on in!

[wolfjackle-creates]

broski I beg of u to tell me about your Danny is Clark’s nephew wip im so intrigued

@hailsatanacab also asked about this one! I shared two snippets for them so check out Part 1 and Part 2. (about 900 words total between the two asks.)

This was inspired by the discussion on a prompt you made ages ago, actually! Here's the post. The main prompt isn't the inspiration, however. It was the comment about Danny joining the JL and [insert spiderman meme here].

Let's see if I have anything I can add. (I changed things enough when posting the first bits that everything else I have doesn't fit anymore.)

Eh, fine. Just went through and wrote another 600 words.

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Danny winced. “Yes, Uncle Cl— Kal. Uncle Kal.” Danny glanced next to him and realized Constantine had moved several feet away and was deliberately trying to not attract attention. He bit back a smile and pulled on the Prince Phantom persona Queen Dora had forced him to learn. “Thank you for your assistance, Laughing Magician. I now declare our deal complete and will make no further claims on you.” He waved his hand producing a piece of parchment which he handed over. “As promised, your payment.��

Constantine grabbed the paper and backed away quickly. “Great. Glad to do business with you, your highness. Hope your family reunion goes well. I’ll just—” he jerked a thumb over his shoulder, then changed something and disappeared through a portal even as several of the League members present tried to yell at him to stop.

Danny rolled his eyes as he fell back into his more relaxed demeanor. “Oh, please. What more did you want from him? I’ll talk to Uncle Kal and he can decide what is important to pass on. Magician Constantine already told you most of what he knows.”

“Just… come on, Danny,” said Uncle Clark. “We need to talk.”

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Finding a place to talk to Danny wasn’t the problem, Clark quickly realized. Shaking off his coworkers, however… Bruce in particular did not want to be left out. And Wally was too curious to be put off.

“Danny?” called Clark when he realized the kid wasn’t with him.

“By the viewing window,” said Bruce. “He seems to enjoy the view.”

“Right. Should’ve guessed.” Clark cursed himself silently for forgetting how much the kid loved space. “Batman, please. I know you like to know everything. But can I just talk to my nephew alone? I’ll explain everything I can after, but I need to know how this situation could’ve happened in my own family without my knowledge first without you being there inserting Opinions.”

“Very well. I’ll collect Flash and we’ll leave the two of you alone. But I expect a full report after.”

“I’ll make a peach cobbler, Ma’s recipe, and head to the Manor tomorrow to tell you everything.”

“I’ll let Nightwing know.”

Clark sighed. “I’ll make two cobblers.”

Bruce’s lips twitched upward, but he turned without saying anything more. “Flash! Since this matter is going to be delayed, I believe you still have to file your report on the incident last week.”

Clark chuckled as Flash protested. But he didn’t listen to their discussion, instead joining Danny by the viewing window. He settled an arm around his nephew’s shoulders. “Beautiful, aren’t they?”

“I can’t believe you get to come up here and look out at the stars any time you want.”

“I don’t get up here as much as I’d like, I’m afraid. And when I am up here, it’s because something somewhere is going wrong so I don’t get to appreciate it as much as I’d like to.”

“So, if you’re an alien, does that mean Dad’s an alien, too? Is that why he is the way he is? Am I part alien?”

Clark laughed and ruffled Danny’s hair. Like this, it felt almost insubstantial, like passing his hand through mist. “Fraid not, kid. No one knows why your dad is the way he is. I can’t remember how often he was tested for the meta gene.”

“Once a year every year from the time he was six until he was twenty-two and graduated undergrad and started living on his own. Then he stopped for a few years. Until he started dating Mom. He accidentally broke her apartment door once and she insisted he get tested again.”

Clark wanted to laugh, but all he could remember was Danny’s earlier statement. “Danny… Are you…safe with your parents?”

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Again, anyone is free to continue this! If anyone wants, I can combine everything into one post to make it easier to do so.

[sargebon]

LOGAN SARGEANT X ALEX ALBON ♡ jpg.love

logan works as a videographer for shawn mendes,the falling in love part was just a bonus.

🫀 pairings ▪︎ alex albon x logan sargeant a.k.a sargebon and galex as teammates

🤍 face claims ▪︎ shawn mendes, logan sargeant, alex albon + george russell

this is my first tumblr smau fic, don't judge if it's bad 😭🙏

will do a part 2 / make this a series if people asked !!

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coming soon... 💐🎸✨️

👥️ shawnmendes

shawnmendes one of my fave shoots we've done brother 🫶✨️

↳ logansargeant always magic with us broski ✨️

user1 NEW SHAWN MUSIC?!?! 🙏🙏

oscarpiastri lookin fire brother 🔥

↳ logansargeant thanks bro 😜

aaliyahmendes ooh this aesthetic 🤌✨️

user2 KING OF POP IS BACK BABY

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👥️ logansargeant

SUMMER OF LOVE OUT MIDNIGHT

user1 SHAWN IS BACKKKK

logansargeant magic as always ✨️👏

↳ shawnmendes only because of ur wizardry with a camera 🙄

user2 OH IM IN LOVE WITH THIS ERAS AESTHETIC

alexalbon can't wait to hear this tunneee 🙌

alexalbon and georgerussell

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teammates for the 24 season 🔥

user1 GALEX ON TOP

georgerussell they ain't ready for our chaos

↳ lilymunihe if ur gonna make my job harder, i deserve a raise 😤

↳ alexalbon already in the works 💪

user2 since when was logan an f1 fan?!??!

shawnmendes @logansargeant meet alex

↳ alexalbon hello logan 🫡

↳ logansargeant um hi 👋

↳ user3 not shawn trying to set up videographer 😭😭

↳ shawnmendes drastic times called for drastic measures 😉

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aa23 earth tones collection NOW AVAILABLE 💚🤍

user1 OMG LOGAN AND ALEX MEET UP?!?

lilymunihe so this is why u veoted all of my photographer recommendations

↳ alexalbon well yeah u caught me

↳ georgerussell SIMP

logansargeant thank u for allowing me to take part in this 🤍💚

↳ alexalbon always but this does mean ur on speed dail for future projects tho

user2 WOW shawnmendes really did it 😭😭

shawnmendes everyone say thank u shawn !!

↳ logansargeant yeah no (thanks ig)

↳ alexalbon thanks bestieeeeee 💚🤍

[INCOMING CALL FROM LOGAN SARGEANT ���]

AA: hey loges, wasn't expecting to hear back from this quick *alex chuckles*

LS: did u mean it when u said im gonna be on speed dial for future projects??

AA: um yeah I did, i can take it back if ur uncomfortable with the idea?? *alex inquired*

LS: no no im glad u like my work and everything, it's just ur the first to say that to me other then shawn so i just needed to clarify ig

AA: oh yeah yeah i meant it completely and once again thank you for everything

LS: ofc alex, it's helps when u got such a cute photogenic model too

AA: u think im cute??

LS: shit i-i sorry im gonna now bye

...

THE END !!

[jadelover69]

UPDATED/REVISED VERS OF THIS

𝐅𝐔𝐍 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐒:

sam and her have that grunkle stan-mabel relationship 💪💪💪

azul & yumi gyatt that dipper-mabel sibling relationship

Floyd & Yumi together?? don’t don’t be around them, they seem to always be on a sugar high if they’re together

was originally gonna be twisted off of Stacy from ’a very goofy movie’ 💀💀💀 but uhm we don’t talk about that no more

she has a LOT of crushes 😔😔😔

the reason i chose Rollo and Jade to like her is too mirror gideon and mermando (broski i do what i want)

cater and yumi’s relationship is KINDA (and i mean kinda) like wendy’s and mabels (why?? cause GINGER)

she had a LITTLE crush on epel bcs she thought he was cute

when Epel found out he was so embaressed bcs she was wayyy taller than him AND she called him cute

they’re good friends now tho

she has a lot of crushes bcs yall remmeber how boy crazy mabel was in the series right💀😭😭

has written fanfiction and fanart before!!

was and still is a gacha kid

she’s supposed to be a mixture of kogal gyaru, decora, and just whatever is mabel pines aesthetic

yaps about pretty ppl with rook (thanks to @voidlesslove for giving that out!! its so fun!!)

has a video blog, called ’Yumi Guide to...—͟͟͞͞★’

2 bracelets from her worlds version of grenda and candy

puffy sleeves like a disney princess cause i do what i want!!

eye necklace if u noticed!! hehe bill cipher gyatther ass 😼😼😼

a lot of mabels iconic star colors like this is there too

𝐅𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐘 & 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒:

has a twin brother named Malcolm (i dunno what to name him😭😭) has 2 graunts (grandmas that are her aunts) that might know about TWST Gertrude and Cecily (based off of Grenda and Candy) were her bffs at earth (or whatevrr)

𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐄:

Her parent’s got divorced when she was 10 she has an inferiority complex due to her parents always paying attention to her brother yumi had a really toxic bf, who she sees in Rollo!!! (thats what made her ’fall’ for him Sometimes feels like she hates her brother but she hates that she feels that way Gertrude and Cecily (my twst ocs based off of Candy and Grenda) are still looking for Yumi, her brother, Malcolm unfortunately is not Malcolm isn’t looking bcs he thinks she is dead BCS of Gertrude and Cecily Gertrude and Cecily MIGHT have pressured Yumi into going into one of her Graunt’s study, which… the dark mirror took her and sent her to Twisted Wonderland May or may not have made a deal with someone in her dream permanently altering her and her brother’s life 😋😋

𝐑𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐊𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐌 🛼🍄

(jade leech x yumi woods)

• 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐬

Yumi knits/crochets him mushroom related stuff like beanies and dolls

He gets her shooting star related stuff!! (he threatened idia to give it to him)

She asked him out right after Book 4, he did not accept (she cried into her pillow for 3 hours)

She and Jade have minor crushes on eachother

Tagging!!

@babyghoul138 @cheerleaderman @twtysevapr @jewelulu

@beneathsakurashade @bunniehunn @the-rini-rush

@theolivetree123 @teighveepao @skrimpyskimpy @skibidibabygirl

@cloudiepuffs @kuragebride @4necdote @blood-red-bumblebee

@quartztwst @anonymousplant @gl00myb3arz

@imafrealinrainbow478484 @justyoureverydaytwstsimp

@angelwishezz @lavanda-fanstamal @amai-sakura-chan

@lpendergast @verysadsnail

lemme know if u wanna be tagged or not‼️

[jane-gunson123]

Making History

Your boyfriend, Mason Mount, supports you through the biggest victory of your career so far, winning the Euros as captain of the Lioness. (Social Media AU) 

The reader is also Jordan Henderson little sister, just so there isn’t any confusion.

Main masterlist.

England NT masterlist

Mason Mount Masterlist

Y/NHendo01:

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Y/NHendo01: Nice 3 points before international break. Ft. A sneaky goal from your favorite duo. ⚽️

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lj10: always on fire 🔥

          ----- Y/NHendo01: 🔥

User084: stargirl ⭐️

Trentarnold66: come to Liverpool

———— Y/NHendo01: Up the toffies 🔵

——— jordanhenderson: stop antagonising my players pls.

——— Y/NHendo01: soz broski 💁‍♀️ (said in a bad Scouse accent)

User09: the banter between Y/N, Jordan and Trent will never not be my favourite 😂

ChelseafcW: Woman of the match 🤩

———— Y/NHendo01: ❤️❤️❤️

Y/NHendo01:

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Y/NHendo01: And the hard work begins. 24 days to change our lives. Euro 2022 here we come. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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Lionesses: Our skipper 🤩

———— Y/NHendo01: honoured ❤️

User843: How is she that pretty and talented 😍

——— jordanhenderson: she gets it from her brother 🤷‍♂️

Centralcee: the manden be backing u bro.

——— Y/NHendo01: You keep talking road in my comments and I’ll post that video of u.

——— Centralcee: I was just been nice, Y/N and you wouldn’t dare.

——— User823: I need to see this video, pls post it Y/N

——— Y/NHendo01: I would and thank u. U better come and watch me play if we play at Wembley.

User05: Why is central cee in her comments. She’s lit not that famous 😂

——— user88: They have know each other since they were 15 and Y/N signed for Chelsea. They went to school together.

——— User134: Same with her and Trent. They went to the same school when Y/N had to move to Liverpool with Jordan.

Lionesses:

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Lionesses: semi-final bound. The English are never done. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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Masonmount: that’s my gf 😍

——— User23: He’s so lover boy coded

——— Trentarnold66: He’s whipped that’s what he is.

Y/NHendo01: The English are never done, Howay the lasses.

——— alessiarusso99: Skipper 🫡

JackGrealish: proud to be English. Keep going girls 🩶

User367: They have honestly restored my love of football.

Masonmount:

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Masonmount: supporting you every step of the way, my girl. We are all unbelievably proud of you. To wear your name on my back is like a feeling comparable with none, but hopefully soon it will be it will be mine you wear. I love you unconditionally ❤️❤️❤️

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Y/NHendo01: U have made me cry now I can’t leave the room for training. I love you so much and miss u loads can’t wait to see you face to face again 😂❤️❤️❤️

User617: I feel like I’ve just been called single in 627 different languages

——— Trentarnold66: same

Centralcee: I’ll be the DJ at the wedding.

——— Y/NHendo01: No, we want people to actually stay at our wedding, not leave because they heard your music.

——— Centralcee: Don’t lie I watched the interview where Tooney said you were in charge of the music in the dressing room and played my songs so 🖕

Jordanhenderson: your last name is going no where near my sister. Not when u haven’t asked me to marry her.

——— user162: He’s such a protective older brother 😂

——— Y/NHendo01: Can u not pls 😂

Y/NHendo01:

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Y/NHendo01: 1 step left. Bring on the final and wave the flags. It’s coming home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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Ellatoone: it’s coming home

——— 1MaryEarps: it’s coming home

——— MBrighty04: Footballs coming home

Masonmount: bring on Wembley

User56: let’s go, the lionesses are bringing it home.

Jordanhenderson:

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Jordanhenderson: From you begging me to take you to the park so we could kick a ball together at 5 to now at 23 captaining England through a Euros final.

Y/N/N, you are a true inspiration to everyone around you including me. I can’t put into words how proud I am of you. It’s an honour to watch you achieve what you have as your older brother.

You were always my biggest fan growing up, sitting front and center at all my matches now I will be for you. Bring on Wembley wor kid. You got this. Whatever the result I’ll be waiting arms open for you.

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Y/NHendo01: are you trying to make me cry.

——— Jordanhenderson: don’t get emotional on me now 😂

Y/NHendo01: Love u bro, what an honour it’s been to follow in your footsteps. Bring on this final. ❤️

——— Jordanhenderson: Love you unconditionally sis ❤️

User62: To have bond with your siblings like Y/N and Jordan would literally be a dream

——— Trentarnold66: you should see them bicker over who supports the better football team.

——— Y/NHendo01: it’s not my fault Jordan fell and hit his head as a child so support’s Sunderland. Up the mags 🩶🖤

——— Masonmount: not this again.

Liverpoolfc: Come on you Lionesses ❤️

Lionesses:

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Lionesses: YOUR EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS 😍🏆

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User362: legends 🔥🔥🔥

Jordanhenderson: Come on you lionesses.

PhilFoden: Come on England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Lucybronze: champions 🏆

User267: It was Y/Ns goal that was incredible.

——— user36: yeah then she took her top of as a celebration. Ledgend 🔥

Y/NHendo01: Unbelievable

Masonmount:

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Mason mount: Champions after 55 years of hurt. A beautifully talented captain. A team filled with ambition and resilience. What a night a Wembley and what a goal from my gorgeous girl ❤️❤️❤️

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Phil Foden: come on u lionesses ❤️

JordanHenderson: Proud brother moment

——— Masonmount: Proud Boyfriend moment

——— CentralCee: Proud best friend moment 🙄

Y/NHendo01: I could not ask for better. Love u always my boy ❤️

——— MasonMount: love you forever baby ❤️

——— Ellatoone: Well forever is gunna have to wait cos we are getting smashed tonight. Soz Mason, me and less stole ur girl 😘

User347: what a team they are

[junk-whunk-punk]

broski are you in like... Russia? U doing ok over there?

Uh ummmmm😳😳... ????????? yes i'm in Russia????? i always was here??????

I guess, uh, PERSONALLY I'm quite well yeah thank you for your concern anon😌 I'm ok rn and I live the same way as any of my average fellow citizen soooo I also sometimes suffer from a lack of money, comfort attention, love, time and mental energy, but at least I'm still alive🥹 That's all like this thanks to my impenetrable thinking and pacifism heehee, otherwise I'd have gone crazy with this continuous political propaganda here.

I just love my motherland, its culture, its people and life here, but not those poliDICKians who are now measuring dicks with other such idiots.

(anon if you wanted to have a filthy political answer so uhhh IT'LL BE A QUITE LONG POST ABOUT MY INNER CRIES THAT WERE WAITING FOR FREEDOM I'M SORRYYYYY I just want to speak out and never return to this topic again if there's no need to)

I feel sorry and upset each time I see how radicalist propaganda brainwashes ordinary people, whether ukrainians, americans, russians or any other peoples who are now under intense pressure. Neither side is right, everyone who starts conflicts is always to blame for any conflict, but not ordinary people who just want to fucking survive. Alas, in my motherland there is just terrible oppression of pacifists now, because they are considered anti-patriots and extremists (that's NOT even a joke really, now pacifists are being driven under the same roof with terrorists and sectarians👍👍)

I'm just so scared of what that all will lead. Y'know, adequate and sane people would never want to harm anyone but OH ALAS, a drop of power makes weak people crazy. Unfortunately, such rotten fruits are now at the head of many influential countries in the modern world🤷‍♀️

But! I have a ray of hope. Many russians are aware of this problem. They know that the russian authorities seem to be set against absolutely everyone, both their fellow citizens and foreigners. That's why I chose the perfect tactic – I'm also against. Against all politicians. I am against all authorities😌 I just hate them all😌 but at the same time I love people regardless of their nationality. As for me, this is the most humane and the most correct choice, at least if we take into account the fact that we russians cannot influence the situation in world, no matter how much we want it. (c'mon we can't even choose anything in our own country)

So. The conclusion. I'm scared, I'm angry and I'm an anarchist yeah. Stay sane and don't be a victim of radical propaganda. Love people. Be supportive to those who in need. We ALL are fellow humans and we must stay them.

[carletes]

-man gets a podium on the first race of the season and decides he’s done racing

-ur right I should have waited for the second podium but I didnt have a choice

-ooh ur not grumpy. Painkillers that good?

-I have the thing

-what thing

-the thing they put in the bag in the vein 👋👋

-the IV drip????

-yea

-damn maybe i should get my appendix taken out

-not funny

-oh so he IS grumpy

-not grumpy

-a little grumpy

-I miss you

-and mushy!

-I miss you

-dont get ur appendix taken out then 🙄

-I miss you

-i miss you too

-I love you

-i love you too

-when can u come visit?

-idk but i promise i’ll be there as soon as i can. i can call you after the race. as soon as i’m free. and then i can come by ok?

-please.

-my poor baby 🫶🏻

-thanks broski

-shut up

[ohshy]

Summary:

A soldier never leaves another man behind. But how do you offer consolation to someone who makes you feel like you’re looking in the mirror?

Fandom: Punch-Out!! (Video Games) Relationship: King Hippo/Von Kaiser Characters: Von Kaiser, King Hippo, Disco Kid (mentioned), Glass Joe (mentioned) Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, like very slight comfort, first person POV, Grief, Angst, brief mention of self harm, Child Abuse, Parental Death, Toxic Masculinity, More so trying to unlearn it, Kaiser wants so badly to comfort Hippo but he’s very emotionally constipated, and scared of being vulnerableI love my autistic traumatized king

Beta read by @atypical-artisan once again thank u broski !!!

[dollivication]

I need to have RE2 Leon and kidnap him into being my husband until we live life as a normal couple after I've taught him and hurt him for his bad decisions after I cut my name into his thigh and he does the same to me whether I force him to or not I want his name carved into my thing so I can say that he'll be with me forever maybe even cut a finger because he tried to leave me and cook it in front of him only to eat it to say that he'll always be in me for life we'll be bound fr. Maybe even noncon him while he's tied up on the floor in his rookie outfit while I hold his face and tell him how much I love him (bonus points if it's man!pussy girl!dick type stuff..) god I just wanna eat him up and lick his tears when he cries like a sissy... sigh nobody hears me out when I yap

Okay I'm not crazy and I'm completely sane promise broski... I'm not crazy I just love his stupid face.. 😇😇(I'm sending this to u from the psychic ward)

-🕊

HOTLGHHYFGG KIDNAPPING, STOCKHOLM, CANNIBALISM, AND NONCON?? AND BOYOUSSY GIRLCOCK MENTION!!!?? trips and knocks out….

NO FUCKING JOKE carving (especially when it’s forced) your names into each other in fiction is literawy the hottest thing ever… and imagine leon thanking you for everything you do to him tew….. GOODNESS!!

getting leon so obsessed with you that the physical pain you inflict on him is nothing compared to the pain of you possibly leaving him!! he’ll believe he’s the luckiest man ever as you fuck him on the dirty basement floors, a blissful expression on his cutesy face while he weeps and whimpers slurred “love you’s” and your name :3c

drug him also… make him soft and pliant while his cock gets hard and leaky!! keeping him in your lap as you make him cum on himself, some drool dribbling down his chin.

it’s very romantic methinks >\\\< fuck him up!