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Yaldabaoth, god and mother of humans
#gore#shes a placenta#i dont like drawing her#thank god shes dead#prosequendum#my art#eldrich horror#religious horror#cw: gore#god design#digital art#character design#speculative fiction
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@strangeravatar made a great point
i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make
but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do
ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad
#conclusion: if one of them smokes weed they BOTH get high#but it's a baby's metabolism vs a sun god's so if CELESTIA is zooted spike is DEAD#i also like to imagine rainbow dash becomes quite the philosopher while under the influence#and yes their bong IS zecoras potion bottle from season 4 episode 1/2 thanks for asking#anyways#this is a long ass comic with. minimal payoff. but we're POSTING IT ANYWAY BABES#i couldnt decide if it would be funnier to have zephyr breeze at the end or one of those regular white blue-haired blue-eyed stock guards#i left it as zephyr. the real ones get it#i guess the real ones are everybody who saw season 9 episode 4#but cmon why ELSE do you think celestia would hire that guy#it's cause she's a freak and im calling her out on my tumblr dot com#mlp#mlp fim#mlp friendship is magic#mlp g4#mlp fanart#princess celestia#princess luna#rainbow dash#fluttershy#spike the dragon#zephyr breeze#horse comic#me art#also that font is one i made based off my own handwriting!! im so happy about it#though it does look. exactly like comic sans#idk how to feel about that tbh#wow you can just talk to yourself in the tags forever and no one will even know huh
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i get such a sense of primal envy when looking at edwin’s clothes up close because god you can just tell his coat is real wool and made to last and not cheap flimsy mass produced garbage and auggagghhhh that was just STANDARD in his time. by no means am i saying i was #borninthewronggeneration because i like having vaccines and household appliances but. man. to have a personally-tailored coat like that that’d last for years and years……. and fabrics of fine thread-dense quality………. if only
#edwin would be so disgusted by shein products can you fucking imagine#i mean he’d be disgusted by most mass produced brand/off-brand clothing but fast fashion shit like that would be the Worst#thank god for the fact that I don’t think anyone in the group would wear that kinda shit. for wildly different reasons#crystal wouldn’t because why the fuck would she. she can afford the most expensive high quality shit on the market. and even if she goes#thrifting you can just tell if something looks/feels like cheap garbage she’d not even touch it#niko’s a fashion icon and constantly changing her outfits BUT she seems like the type who loves repurposing old clothing/re-arranging things#in her wardrobe and making different combinations rather than buying new clothes all the time and wasting perfectly good clothing#plus she wasn’t raised in America and likely did not get normalized to fast fashion#charles doesn’t because. well#you know.#ghost. and whatnot#even so I doubt his parents bought him clothes that often so he’d have to either save up the money to buy stuff he wants (probably thrifted)#or repurpose old clothes in various ways. his coat absolutely looks high quality and I bet he saved up like crazy for it#rambling#edwin#dead boy detectives#edwin payne
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“When people get a glimpse of me I’d like them to feel like it is a good omen.”
-- Jenny Slate, Little Weirds
#pigeon screens#Odette Hollows#Hyur#Middie#Midlander#FFXIV Screenshots#FFXIV Midlander#anyway anyway anyway#little weirds is one of my favorite odette books#i am not like totally 100% ecstatic with this but sometimes you just gotta be done with something !!!!!#anyway...........................#you can rip this morpho prop out of my cold dead hands ty :pray:#god i love props thank you prop makers i'm blowing you all three hundred million kisses !! each !!!#god i love odette so much you guys don't even know !!!!#she's tries so hard to be gentle and calm and she often is !!!!#ugh#see how the dead flock to her#for comfort and aid#like weary travelers huddled around a fire#lays on the ground#(also laughing to myself about using the quote for a Death figure)#(because you know............ death is not often a good omen)#(but listen listen listen)#(never one thing)
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so, me and my mom's bonding activity is to watch shows together, so this means i get to hear her live commentary and opinions. i made a list of my favourites
(disclaimer: this doesnt mean i agree/support what she said)
she talked about jared padalacki and jensen ackles's hotness through supernatural, but not like who's hotter or aged like wine/aged badly, she talked about it in an analytical sense: how the producers used their physical attributes for views and how it changed their portrait as the fans reacted/the actores aged (she says sam started as the 'pretty boy' of the show but as it progressed it stopped)
she insists the actor of eddie was going through some health issues during the filming of season six of 911. her reasoning is that they didnt show his abs as much as they did in the previus seasons so they were covering something up (yep, she went "im not seeing my regular order of firefighter abs, something is wrong")
on the same lane, she also says he got better bc they did show his abs more in season 7
"is this by netflix, right? the intros are all the same"
she diagnosed castiel with autism (she is a psychologist btw)
intense staring at me when rosa diaz came out as bi (which i obviusly ignored)
*watching the harry styles fanfiction movie* me: "dont you ever do that to me" / her: "all your faves are dead"
a lot of complains about the recycling and predictability of the plot of supernatural
an incredible awkard car conversation about lockwood's survivor guilt (we googled his backstory) as the reason of his reckless/almost suicidal actions [she clearly did not want to add to the conversation but i guess the psychologist in her had to]
spn s8, aaron flirting with dean scene "they are making dean gay, arent they?" (didnt tell her anything, there some things you gotta let them figure out on their own)
*edwin payne exists* "well, that's a repressed gay"
[context: we watch shows in english with english subtitles but we are not from a english speaking country, she learned english when she was young and i currently go to classes] me: "i dont need to study for the english test i have tomorrow, i just need to watch one more episode. in fact, tv is actively studying for the listening comphrension part" / her: "right, then im not procrastinating work, im just helping my daughter study for her test then" / "right" / "right"
#gotta love her#thank god this is a “secret” account bc i dont think she would appreciate me telling on the internet about her comments#supernatural#castiel#jared padalecki#spn#jensen ackles#911#911 abc#dead boy detectives#edwin payne#brooklyn 99#rosa diaz#eddie diaz#lockwood and co#anthony lockwood#autistic castiel#destiel#dean winchester
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Emet-Selch meets an old 'friend' from Garlemald.
(Yes, I did make a wol who is Zenos' mom. The Galvus family drama is exactly as messy as you'd think)
#ffxiv#final fantasy xiv#ff14#warrior of light#Emet-Selch#Solus zos Galvus#Varis only got 1 win over pee paw and it was that she took his side over Solus'#even though she has had a fling with that old man#Prospera Galvus#Prospera 'thank god the boy doesn't look like me' viator Galvus#she thinks zenos takes after varis and not her#but yeah she and emet bickerrrr#and the empire thinks she's dead#FFXIV comic#FF14 comic
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EVE BEST as ELEANOR O'HARA in “Nurse Jackie” S1E10 | Ring Finger
#Eleanor O'Hara#Eve Best#Nurse Jackie#Emily Best#besties#she made amends with Jacks#YAY!#always so nice 😌#always serving face#best doctah#i love her sm#thank God for Eve Best#❤️❤️❤️#'when i was a little girl i took a butter knife and opened up a dead bunny to see how it worked'
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whats gloria's combat style?
deceptive, mostly. she's not physically strong, the average wastelander is a much better shot than her, and her vision and sense of hearing are limited in part due to the severity of her burns. she is, however, very cunning and very pragmatic.
almost everybody gloria kills across the two books are completely defenseless, actively running away from her, surrendered, or put into situations specifically orchestrated by her to make murdering them easy. she only kills in self-defence once, and while we don't see it, the state of the body leaves nick absolutely horrified. part of the conflict in dead woman walking is nick's inability to reconcile the fact she's able to do this with her positive qualities, made much worse by the fact she never expresses remorse for most of them
#text post#gloria roche#nick valentine#dead man talking#dead woman walking#tldr: she can make him worse#if she's in combat at all she has fucked up massively and is way way out of her depth#thank you for the question! she is my beautiful queen. she has so so so many problems#the character she's paralleled the most with is eddie winter if you want a sense for just how badly this all goes for nick#god gives his most suffering robots his most cancelled wives
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Nico (Christa Paffgen) wearing a dress which was stenciled on by poet Gerard Malanga in the Abraham & Straus department store, New York, New York (November 9, 1966)
#nico#the velvet underground#christa paffgen#1960s#60s#60s vintage#old photos#andy warhol#models#60s models#1966#photography#old photography#vintage photography#vintage#gerard malanga#she was such a beautiful gal.. thank god she is dead !
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Moonpaw day
#moonpaw#moonpaw wc#moonpaw warrior cats#chimera#chimera cat#lmao most of my designs actually have a split face and heterochromia#thunderclan#thank god she didn’t stay a medicine cat because setting up not shoving weird cats into the role and making her one was so stupid#should’ve been a SunxNight kit :/#changing skies spoilers#wc changing skies#warrior cats#warriors fanart#warriors changing skies#Moonpaw and the dead child#heterochromia#cat#autistic artist#full moon#stars#night sky#moon’s request#Erins don’t make her full name Moonshine that’s literally a type of alcohol 💀#Spotify
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Izek Strazni's office is a place to inflict shenanigans
#Aleksei's foot btw#austinart#cos: tcc#curse of strahd#izek strazni#Our dm gave him a fucked up eyeball black goo arm and he takes the eyes out to use as security cameras#Thank god we're good law abiding citizens haha... Dw Abt it izek.#Also Carmilla immediately studied this guy for his arm. Slept with him as an excuse for more studying and he knew it and was like whatever#Saliceae doesn't like him. First meeting he said 'Youre not a lady' so she kind of wants him dead
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my friend is currently watching dps for the first time and i lied to her saying that neil doesnt die xx
#💬 ── suzi talks ✶ .ᐟ#she said “THANK GOD”#she loves neil perry btw#i think shes grown an attachment to him#i screwed up lmao#im forcing her to watch house md after#bc rsl is in it#neil perry#dps#dead poets society#robert sean leonard
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Resisting and failing to not give into the urge to talk about a show with a dead fandom but... people did not understand Raimundo Pedrosa's arc and I still have no idea why they thought Raimundo was misogynistic to Kimiko when he's literally her personal cheerleader LMAO.
Most of these people were Jack/Kimiko shippers, but Raimundo was the only person on the team who wasn't misogynistic to Kimiko - not once throughout this entire show does he think she's less capable than him just because she's a girl. These people really looked me in the eye and said "not only is Raimundo underserving of Kimiko he is also undeserving of his leadership role"
ong... we did not watch the same show...
I still don't understand how they could have come to the conclusion Raimundo wasn't deserving of Kimiko or leadership when Raimundos whole story is about how you can achieve greatness despite fucking up in the worst way possible. They rlly said the character who's main theme is kindness was the worst one to be a leader... even though this show makes a point about how being the best fighter doesn't make you the best leader through Omi's and Raimundos relationship.
These fellas really watched Raimundo's arc culminate when he took Kimiko's spot in an unfair AND LETHAL fight even though he wasn't the best fighter on the team and said "wow what an asshole he thinks Kimiko can't fight as well as him - he rlly is undeserving of her love and leadership LOL"
LIKE??? How... How is he an asshole... This kid was actually prepared to die when he took Kimiko's spot in the Final Showdown... AND he would rather risk his own life than Omi's - even though he knows Omi is the best fighter they have... because you know... he loves his teammates and doesn't want to see them get murked by literal villains...
#xiaolin showdown#raimundo pedrosa#raikim#it was so long ago... but i remember this crazy shit like it was yesterday#''raikim is boring bc its a main girl and main guy pairing''#LISTEN buddy... I will not let you shit on Raimundo - he's one of the few#male characters in animation who actually likes his love interest and doesn't see her as a prop#little man did not spend an entire series having complete faith in Kimiko for u to sit there and lie abt him like a douchebag#look man I am an enemies to lovers kind of person... I also went to Jackim school... but Jack is not the better romantic partner for Kimiko#the audacity to imply Raikims are misogynistic while pairing Kimiko off with a character she thinks is gross and creepy...#thank god this fandom is mostly dead so I dont have to see shit like this anymore... but still
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Kim Hye Yoon and Lomon have been confirmed as leads for an upcoming romcom and I'm over the moon. Both of them have superb comedic timing and amazing chemistry with all their co-stars, so I'm expecting great things from this drama.
#thank the drama casting gods for this#also i'm just happy that she keeps getting casted with guys that seem like genuinely nice people#she's one of the luckiest korean actresses in that regard#kim hye yoon#lomon#park solomon#i'm human from today#dramas#romcom#romantic comedy#k drama#kdrama#lovely runner#all of us are dead#revenge of others
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chat look at my oc
#art#artists on tumblr#lethal injection#oc#oc art#oc ref sheet#skibidi toilet#skibidi ohio gyatt fanumtax#what the fuck do i tag this post as#kawaii pink sneakers with 0 bloodstains#marriage mentioned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#im gonna destroy the WHOLE COSMOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#lemon demon mentioned#demon#demon oc#she probably has brazillian miku on speed dial. thank god she's ok btw!! was really worried she was dead for a sec#chaos in her eyes#should i put transi n the tags#trans#there i did it#jimble ref coming soon
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rewatched exu calamity and brennan really rocked up to the critical role studio and said "I'm gonna hurt that paladin So Bad"
#the fuckin!! the hour-long second! in which brennan literally says to luis 'you get a front-row seat to watch what happens to them'#fuckin!! frozen in time!! watching his friends get Tree Exploded! GAH...#'zerxus you watch as patia's head twists past the point that she can remain alive' COOL GREAT THANKS BRENNAN#exu calamity#god I love all four episodes of that tragedy so much. perfect#brennan heard that zerxus is grieving his dead husband and estranged from his son and looked at luis like a lion looks at an injured gazell#Emotional Wound Time#all of these characters are so fucking tragic I love them#the way brennan plays evandrin too... AUGH#I'm chewing the legs off the goddamn furniture over here#hare.txt
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