#thaaaaaat tracks.

[crimeronan]

i think the person who posed the "they accidentally kidnap owlbert and eda busts down the door" scenario is right that it's funniest if this happens at the same time as the camila scenario. imagine her tracking down the weird wolf and then there's a faerie(?) and also HER MISSING DAUGHTER??? and she's hiding there panicking and debating if she can just go up to them to see her DAUGHTER WHO'S BEEN MISSING FOR A DECADE or if she needs to retreat to re-strategize

and THEN from the other direction the wall gets busted down by a six foot tall milf who just summoned a weird owl tube thing out of dirt and stone and camila jumps through the window and is halfway across the room to tackle luz out of the way when suddenly everyone stops and the weird faerie kid is like. oh it's just eda the owl lady.

and Eda The Owl Lady is insulted but also asks who that other human is and suddenly camila has a glowing staff pointed at her face and an angry hunter demanding to know what she wants and why he shouldn't kill her

GOD. i'm loving the concept that luz keeps getting into trouble in town but hunter never really has because he's so good at being polite and minding his own business. and then when actively feeling threatened for the first time, he IMMEDIATELY defaults to the "fight" option in fight-or-flight.

vee is about to have a fucking aneurysm. shapeshifts into something mostly human-looking and hurls herself onto hunter like "DON'T FUCKING DOOOO THAAAAAAT" bc she's like. whether camila is some random hiker or a cop, it doesn't matter!! you can't handle human conflicts like you would on the isles!!

luz is the one going [spongebob voice] "no, people. let's be smart and bring it off" while camila is just watching all four of them like. ah...ahahah.... how do i.... where do i even..... begin.....

[5mind]

stxr-bxster​:

Krigg couldn’t help but let out a snort of laughter at the sheer disgruntlement in the Red unit’s voice bleeting through hints of peppery static. Battered, bruised, but not even considering the possibility of laying down and giving up the ghost. Sounded like the kind of cheesy thing you’d find on a comic strip they were so fond of. “Thaaaaaat’s the spirit!” She chuckled softly in reply, the smile on her face beaming through the playful tone.

For all the very willful customizing of their outer shell, the stubbornness they displayed was very much on brand, so to speak. Still wearing a fond expression, the diminutive alien shuffled in her crouch to peek just over the edge of the rooftop, scanning the street below for the effects of her goop ‘nade. She’d heard the sharp pop of the bomb going off, and the splatter of the fluid within hitting a hard target, antennae twitching at the minute noise, but she’d yet to see the results in full.

But what she found, much to her annoyance, was that her attack had… up and missed its mark, and not by any accidental miscalculation of her angle of fire. The adhesive, orange fluid was splattered across a torn trash bag and its contents, covering the ground of the street in a formless magma of garbage drowned in the rapidly thickened, rubbery material. The item couldn’t have been used as a shield - no, it was most likely tossed up into the air, at which point the gooey strands released by the grenade had simply latched onto flying bits of trash, leading to a mostly neutralized polymer.

As for the hunting hound, it had quickly sidestepped the mess, and was standing off to the side. Krigg clicked her tongue with a scowl, reaching to bring closer to her mouth the edge of her coat’s collar. “Tsk- puppy’s starting to catch on that he’s getting crap thrown at him. Took em’ long enough.” She hissed under her breath, slowly backing away from the rooftop’s edge - first closer to Red, but she stopped in her tracks, thinking to herself. Red-one was adamant that she not start a fight, and while she was hardly frightened by the “Agency”, or worried they could pose a threat to her, the Prime directive remained. As a suggestion of sorts, but it remained regardless. The once still critter darted once more, this time making a beeline away from both the hunter and her current buddy, towards the opposite edge of the rooftop.

Krigg’s claws quickly snagged against the edge of the gutter as she hopped over the edge, body twisting to land feet first against the wall. She didn’t move, instead opting to slowly raise up her antennae, sucking a deep breath and slowly tuning back into focus the rumble of the city, sifting carefully through audio frequencies near and far. “If I keep throwing things while they’re aware, I’m going to provoke them into a direct confrontation. Neither of us want a scuffle so close to you. Unless they’re coming back to track you, I’m gonna’ sit out of sight and listen close. Get to safety. I’ll join you when it’s safe to move out.” She spoke again, voice lowered into a hushed whisper, tone almost stern.

Fivemind may be garbage at reading people but the affectionate nature of Krigg’s laugh did not go amiss. There was a soft exhale through their vents as Red continued onwards. Now why didn’t anyone tell them fondness was infectious? 

They turned the corner. Just as Krigg had mentioned, the temperature readings of their surroundings rose the moment they stepped into the ally. Finding a good little corner between some dumpsters, the automaton in red slid down against a wall to sit on the ground. Hopefully the surrounding warmth wouldn’t cause the unit themselves to overheat or anything. Oh, who are we kidding. 

“ Understood,” Red replied. “Stay safe. Yellow is on his way over.“

The hound stayed put for a moment, alert for any more grenades of varying nature, before proceeding onwards. They were still sticking to the long shadows cast by the buildings as much as they could. Pointed ears perked up, still listening out for even the faintest movement. Unfortunately for the hound, this was harder as the moved on given the increasing ambient noise of the city. 

But they could have sworn they heard something moving by the edge of a rooftop. Something small. No, nevermind that. They let out a low growl as it just sunk in that they just lost track of the android they had been after in the first place. 

For now.  

There was still a possibility another one from the mechanical squadron might show up. Or whoever it was that had been lobbing bombs off the roof. 

[autisticlalna]

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#5

chunk of a PMV im working on! am currently in that stage of doing stuff where im rapidly bouncing between projects so i dunno when this’ll get done but PROBABLY soon because my brain will not let this go

a quick summary for anyone that hasn’t seen me talk about DO before: this is an AU where Dream is a living mask with the power to possess people. there’s a lot of lighthearted stuff... but things go downhill fast once Dream gets a hold of Wilbur.

(song is Apply Some Pressure by Maximo Park!)

96 notes • Posted 2021-01-27 02:38:58 GMT

#4

first drawings of the month: various Karls

as much as his colour-blocks skin is difficult to look at, its also REALLY fun to draw bc i tried to make it weird and abstract. and... i may have gotten carried away! whoops.

trying to differentiate face / headshapes more so ended up attempting that and i think it looks okay? it feels weird but thats prolly bc im used to how i usually draw. ill figure out what im doing some day

153 notes • Posted 2021-02-06 02:37:41 GMT

#3

the DreamOut PMV i’ve been working on for 2 weeks is finally done!!

im gonna try something new and fancy and it’ll be premiering on my youtube at 1 pm est! disclaimer: i have never done a premiere before so this will be new and exciting for all of us

[ link to the premiere! ]

157 notes • Posted 2021-02-02 15:35:16 GMT

#2

actually, screw it, here’s some other panels from the PMV in progress! which will be done Soon:tm:

limited palette fundy feels weird and wrong. i might need to change the shade i used for his fur colour bc it just feels Incorrect on a spiritual level, and i never draw tubbo the same way twice. sapnap is literally perfect though.

will i ever post these at a time that isnt past 10 pm est? absolutely not

303 notes • Posted 2021-01-29 04:12:25 GMT

#1

i sincerely believe the in-character reason that slimesicle hasnt been on the dream smp since he joined is because he's still in orbit

1058 notes • Posted 2021-03-12 06:27:34 GMT

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[eudevie]

Counter Theory: Asgore is protecting Dess and is why he got thrown off the force.

Edit: 9-18-22: it was good, but in light of the DR event this theory feels debunked, since Dess' page is a 404. I feel it is not something as mundane as this, sadly.

Okay, I’m making this theory as an alternative to the ones that say “Asgore killed Dess” or “Asgore failed to find Dess” so he got kicked off the force because that makes no sense, the rest of the town would hate him along with Rudy. DR Asgore is a dumbass, but means well.

So, what we know of Mayor Holiday so far does not make her out to be a very nice person. Dialogue dump is here for anyone wondering: https://hushbugger.github.io/drdia/#

Quotes and analysis under the cut:

Rudy says this in regards to his wife:

   * (Look, Kris. Can't say much, but...)

   * (Noelle... might look like she has it all.)

   * (But her mother. Her mother, you know?)

   * (Love her, but... she's... tough on her.)

   * (Normally, I balance it all out.)

   * (But...)

   * (I can't... do much. When I'm not there.)

   * (But I'm gonna get better.)

   * (I have to.)  

Noelle when you ask her about the key:

   * ... huh? Why don't I ask my mom for the key?

   * I... I mean, um... I... you know,

   * She doesn't like it when I bother her when she's working.

She seems afraid of the thought of asking her mom.

Dog burglars, if this incident is referring to Mayor Holiday herself:

   * We're the infamous dog-burgulars, The Wet-Nose Bandits.

   * (We were getting ready to sneak into that big house over the holidays...)

   * When we were attacked from the shadows, by something MERCILESS!

   * (Fearing for our lives, we all ran right into Officer Undyne's warm, loving arms...)

   * And she suplexed us all into the snow with our tails hanging in the air.

   * (Now we're in jail, but at least we're alive...)

I mean, holy shit if you consider Undyne not scary in comparison...

Politics bear in regards to Mayor Holiday:

   * The mayor's charisma is about zero.

   * No, it's negative.

   * But she works hard and has a good track record, so she runs unopposed.

   * Thaaaaaat's politics.

   * Rarely.

talk to him again:

   * Not only does she act icy, she always keeps her office's AC on full blast.

   * That chill I feel... is...

   * Is this what politics feels like?  

This got me thinking about something strange Noelle does...

   * Sometimes the hoofed girl comes here,

   * Opens the freezer door...

   * Then stands in front of it, lost in thought.

   * Guess she really likes the cold. Or waffles.

Considering what we know about Mayor Holiday so far, this feels like a negative response, possibly to her mother’s office. Rudy even says this is a fear response for her:

   * She's a sweetheart, isn't she, Kris?

   * Smart, kind, sweet... couldn't ask for a better daughter.

   * I just wish she wasn't so... defenseless.

   * Scary movies, bugs, Santa Claus... everything scares her.

   * And when it happens, she freezes like a deer in headlights.  

Even though seeking out triggers like this seems weird, Noelle will seek things she deems scary out sometimes , like having a crush on Susie, or clicking on stuff like “creepy game glitch compilations!” or “Hot Female Santas In Your Area!”, but she also has linked being scared...to being cared for. Maybe it also reminds her of Dess?

   * Gosh, remember that night we explored the forest behind the graveyard?

   * Ha, I know we never found anything interesting back there...

   * I mostly remember... Crying because I was scared.

   * But for some reason I feel... nostalgic thinking about it.

   * Dess wiping away my tears with Azzy's jacket...

   * With warm sleeves that smelled like cinnamon.

   * I guess I didn't mind being scared if it meant...

   * Someone would comfort me.

And on the Ferris wheel with Susie:

   Noelle:* Well, um, maybe, I'm a little scared, but... I...

   Noelle:* To be honest, I... I actually like... scary things.

   Susie:* ... what do you mean?

   Noelle:* When we were little, me and my sister would stay up...

   Noelle:* And go past our bedtime watching horror movies.

   Noelle:* At first I cried, but now... it's like... watching them...

   Noelle:* Makes me feel... comforted...?

But there is still the fact that she is scared of her mother. After all, it’s people that are scary:

   Noelle:* It's scary, but I can just turn it off, right?

   Noelle:* Now it's mostly... people, that are scary. Haha.

   Susie:* You can just say you mean me.

   Noelle:* Haha... umm... well... I guess y-you too, but...

   Noelle:* But that's... what's... NICE about you, y'know?

   Susie:* Nice!? The hell does that mean???

   Noelle:* You're the... good kind of scary.

   Noelle:* You aren't afraid to... break the rules, y'know?  

Maybe she feels someone scarier then her mother, someone who would not be afraid to stand up to her, can protect her like Dess and her Dad used to?

In regards to the “Queen is a representation of Noelle’s Mother” fantheory, I think it is partially true. I think Queen was a bit of wish fulfillment for Noelle. While Queen is controlling, she genuinely tries to make Noelle happy in her own way, and actually listens when Noelle stands up for herself. Mayor Holiday is described as “Icy”... Although robot-like, Queen is a fun wine mom, and while some stuff she does would be considered evil... “I'm Just A Computer LMAO I Don't Know Everything  “ She’s a computer, she is trying Her Best.

I’d imagine having a controlling parent realize they were wrong, and actually acknowledge it AND MEAN IT, would be very cathartic. I know this bit made me fucking cry:

   * ... Noelle...

   * Perhaps My Computations Were

   * Miscalibrated

   * Noelle

   * Disregard... Me... And...

   * With Your Own Power

   * Choose The World... That Makes You Happy  

(Also, If we’re going off the “King and Queen are Susie and Noelle’s parents” fantheory, then the wish fulfillment of having a friend as a young child (projecting onto Lancer, perhaps?), and someone to kick their dad’s ass, could still fit Susie.)

“Now wait E, How does this relate to Asgore protecting Dess?”

Well... Noelle talks about Dess as if she is still alive. We can infer to this as Dess going missing, not dead.

But what if she isn’t truly missing? If a missing person who ISN’T a minor is found by police, and DOES NOT WANT anyone to know their location, all the police have to do is say they are found and not tell the person who reported the person missing their location. Rudy and Asgore are very good friends, and Rudy has probably told Asgore how his wife is with the kids. I think they are close enough that they consider each other’s kids as their niblings in a way. Rudy even has a nickname for Kris!

With Mayor Holiday being controlling and cold, and Dess isn’t one to take stuff lying down from what Noelle tells of her:

   * Gosh, you're lucky Dess isn't here!

   * Otherwise YOU'D be facedown in a mousepile!

.

   * Wait! You're teasing me, aren't you, Kris?

   * L-like when you told me ICE-E was real and eats kids...

   * So Dess smacked you with a wiffle bat 'til you stopped lying.  

I can see Dess GTFOing as soon as she turned of age. Maybe even working on a way to get Noelle out.

Mayor Holiday may not like that she no longer has control over her eldest daughter. Since she is the mayor, and also very intimidating, she could have contacts harass Dess to “get her back in line.”

So may be none too pleased when Asgore REFUSES to tell her were Dess went, or refuses to search for her. (Maybe Dess even asked him before she left to NOT tell her mom or look for her. Asgore would be like an uncle to her, so would want to protect her.)

The Divorce:

Toriel may have felt that Mayor Holiday and Rudy have a RIGHT to know were their kid is. Asgore may have tried to tell Toriel that Mayor Holiday is not that great of a parent or overly strict and controlling, or Dess does not want to be found, but Toriel is a parent who flipped her shit over Asriel kissing Catty, so may not understand how bad Mayor Holiday actually is in regards to being a strict parent since she may consider herself one.

Toriel and Asgore’s marriage was on the rocks already for some reason (I have a feeling it was due to Asgore being Irresponsible with finances, not through cheating or anything like that. Like I said, Asgore is a well meaning dumbass. see:”No rent received. Again. Stop giving away flowers. Start Selling Them.”) and this would have been the final straw.

Alphys may even be hinting to this:

   * Kris, it's no secret the, er, police in this town are...

   * Err... how do I put this... Just... um...

   * Eye candy, I guess?

   * W-wait, th-that came out wrong!

   * I mean they're s-symbolic! They barely do anything!

   * It's because of the mayor, there... there...

   * There isn't any crime.

   * Makes me wonder if she even needs the police...

   * Or if they're just... g... getting in her way?

   * ... eheh sorry. I'm just saying what you already know.

   * After all, she's...

   * Your neighbor, right?  

Noelle, being likely to bend to her mother’s will if she asked, would have to be kept out of the loop or out of contact in case Mayor Holiday tries to get to Dess through Noelle. So kept googling for her anyway, to see if anything new is happening with her sister.

I know I waffled a bit on this theory, but what are y’alls thoughts?

[mrs-gucci]

Adult Swim, Part 2 of 3 {Charlie Barber x virgin!Reader}

author’s notes: hello, hello! happy fourth of july to everyone celebrating. here’s part two of “adult swim” :) things are heating up, y’all!

warnings: smut. some fluff. making out. nose kink oops. over-the-clothes touching & oral (f receiving). handjob. some grinding. thigh-fucking.

(possible) tw’s: age difference. infidelity/extramarital affair. semi-public smut.

table of contents pt. one pt. two * pt. three

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(can we just take a moment of silence, dedicated to the masterpiece that is adam driver’s/charlie barber’s side profile? *drools*)

July.

You’ve come to dread Fourth of July weekend ever since you became a lifeguard. Although it’s a fun celebration, the pool stayed open much later than normal for the whole weekend, which meant that you had to work longer hours.

Sure, you liked cashing the overtime paycheck, and you always managed to get a few free meals out of the deal thanks to community members, but it was hard work. 

Luckily, this year, you had Charlie to help you through the long days. You couldn’t actually see him, not properly anyway, but he did come over and chat with you a few times for a bit while Nicole watched with a suspicious glare. 

Rain clouds have shrouded the sun’s warm glow and a bolt of lightening streaks across the gray sky, followed by a clap of thunder that rumbles the Earth. Everyone is forced to get out of the pool and sit under the covered patios until the rain and storm have passed over. 

You’re making your way towards the lifeguard’s lounge when a large hand holds your shoulder, effectively stopping you in your tracks. When you turn to look at who the hand is connected to, you smile.

“Mr. Barber.” You say, politely.

He nods. “Coach. Do you need to, uh...check on anything in the storage area?”

The breath catches in your throat as he looks into your eyes, sending a chill down your spine. You know what that look means...

“Now that you mention it, the manager asked me to check on the cleaning supply stock...” You say, a lopsided smirk tugging at the corner of your mouth. “You’re more than welcome to join me, if you’d like.”

He looks over his shoulder, happy to see that Nicole is deep in conversation with a group of other moms. 

“You had me at ‘now that you mention it’, coach.”

The two of you scurry off to the back storage area, which is basically just a cage with a roof, and Charlie immediately pins you against the wall. He kisses your neck while he grinds his pelvis against your lower stomach.

You move to jump up and wrap your legs around his waist, but he stops you. You look up at him with a furrowed brow.

“Wanna fuck your thighs today, coach.” He breathes against your neck. “Turn around and keep your legs together for me, alright?”

Nodding, you flip yourself around so that your front is now pressed up against the cage, making sure to keep your thighs together. You look over your shoulder as he begins untying his swim trunks.

“No peeking, Y/N. You know the rules: you’re not allowed to see me until I spread your legs and take your virginity.”

Your head turns back to its normal position and you hear him stroking himself behind you. You want nothing more than to see his cock, touch it, appreciate it; but alas, he won’t allow it.

His small grunts and groans are more erotic than they ought to be and you can feel the slick beginning to dampen your folds. He's standing at full attention, now, and he takes a step forward to press himself up against you. 

Your breath hitches as his thick length slides between your thighs, earning a small breathy grunt from the large man behind you. He lets out a shaky sigh before drawing back, then snapping his hips forward again.

“O-Oh, coach.” He breathes into your ear, hands planting next to the top of your head on either side. “Thaaaaaat’s good, so good.”

His little grunts and groans are music to your ears and, mixed with the smack-smack-smack of his skin colliding with yours, it’s an erotic symphony.

“We’ve gotta h-hurry. Storm’s gonna pass over s-soon.” You whisper.

Charlie nods, increasing his thrusting rhythm two-fold. He pants into your ear, one hand sliding down from the wall to wrap around your throat. 

“I’m gonna fuck your little virgin cunt so hard.” He growls, reaching down to grab your hip. “Gonna f-fuck you just like this, coach. Right after your pussy stretches out around my cock, I’m gonna fuck you nice and h-hard, make you cum.” 

You moan, biting your lip. “C-Charlie...fuck.”

“Ohhhhhhhhh, Y/N, I’m c-close. Gonna cum--” His hips come to an abrupt halt and he buries his face in the crook of your neck as he cums, a low groan muffled against your skin.

Your head tilts down just in time to see the liquid ropes erupt from between your legs and you can feel the way his length pulses before each rope shoots out.

He’s panting against your neck, planting the occasional open-mouthed kisses on your skin as he catches his breath. Once he regains control of his breathing, he tucks himself back into his swim trunks and turns you around, holding your hips.

“Sorry I didn’t have time to make you cum, coach. I’ll make it up to you next time, I promise.”

You shake your head, smiling up at him. “No apology necessary, Charlie. I still had a good time, regardless. You know I like helping you get off.”

Charlie bends down and presses a kiss to the tip of your nose, laughing softly when your face crinkles up. “You’re the best. Now, you should probably get back out there before anyone gets suspicious. I’ll hang back for a bit, have a cigarette or something.”

“See you soon, C.” You say before heading towards the door.

“You’ve never used that one before, coach.” He says, causing you to turn around.

“Oh, uh, yeah. It just sorta slipped out. Sorry.”

“No need.” His lips tug up into a smile. “I kinda like it.”

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The union between Charlie and Nicole has been noticeably shaken and strained as of late, you’ve noticed. You wonder if she somehow found out about you and Charlie.

Ever since the first private swim lesson, you and Charlie have been rendezvousing under the starlight on a weekly basis. Sure, there’s been some swimming involved, but it usually doesn’t last very long. He can’t keep his hands off you for more than about fifteen minutes at a time when you’re together.

It’s not just the physical connection; you and Charlie have incredibly compatible personalities, too. You get along really well and there’s a lot of natural chemistry between the two of you. You find yourself counting the minutes until the pool closes on lesson days, count the seconds until Charlie walks through the gate.

Tonight, you’re already in the pool when Charlie arrives, practicing your own technique. He sets his bag down on one of the loungers and watches as you make your way back down the lane in backstroke. He can’t help but look at your breasts, he’s got the perfect angle to look down your suit...

You flip back over and pull the goggles up over your head, smiling as you swim up and pull yourself onto the side of the pool.

“Hey, C.”

He smirks, walking over and jumping into the pool, swimming up to you with just his eyes above the surface. You giggle as he grabs hold of your ankles and lifts them up, forcing your upper body to fall back against the pool deck.

“Good evening, coach.”

His lips kiss and nibble at your ankle bones before trailing up your leg. Your skin erupts in goosebumps as his kisses draw closer and closer to your clothed center, which has already begun to heat up from his actions.

Your eyes never break away from his as he sucks at the tender flesh of your inner thighs, just at the hem of your bathing suit bottoms. You suck in a sharp breath when his nose lightly drags across your crotch, and his eyebrows raise.

“What was that, coach?” He asks, grinning to himself. “Did you...like something that I did, in particular?”

You’ve always sort of had a thing for Charlie’s nose, you have no idea why you found something so not traditionally sexy attractive, but now all you’re thinking about is how lovely it’d feel to have his nose bumping against your clit as he eats you out.

“Um, w-well, I--”

His nose swipes back over your crotch, cutting you off and replacing the rest of your response with a gasp. He grins wickedly.

“Oh, so that’s what you like.” A low chuckle escapes his lips.

He does it again, and again, nose dragging against your damp crotch. You’re practically dripping by now, the feeling and sight of him rubbing against you is simultaneously too much and not enough.

“Charlie...” You breathe, chewing your lip.

His finger comes up and teases your entrance over your suit, pushing some of the fabric in before letting it snap back into place. Your legs instinctively fall open further at his movements, eyes fluttering shut as his mouth hovers over your clothed crotch. 

He looks up at you, then. “You’re gonna cum just like this, coach, or you’re not gonna cum at all. Understood?”

You nod. “Y-Yes, Mr. Barber.”

The formality, the seeming innocence of that name always seems to drive him crazy and he grunts, quickly diving in. The tip of his aquiline nose swipes all around your covered folds while his lips and hot breath teases your center.

You’re embarrassingly close already, both the sights and sensations being created between your legs impossible to resist. You simply can’t bring yourself to peel your eyes away as he continues to bring you closer and closer to a soft release.

“Are you close already?” He asks with a smirk, eyes meeting yours.

Before you can respond, his finger presses up against your entrance, pushing in just a little bit and swirling around. You gasp at the feeling, hips naturally pushing down against him in an attempt to encourage him deeper inside.

“Mmm, look at that. You want to be filled so badly, don’t you, coach?” Charlie says, voice low. “You’re so fucking desperate, trying to impale your little virgin cunt further on my finger. You want someone else’s fingers shoved up your pussy, want to cum on fingers other than your own, isn’t that right?”

You nod, chewing your lip while your hips gyrate against his touch. “Y-Yeah, I want i-it.”

His finger pushes up just a little bit more, bathing suit fabric stretching as it’s shoved up inside your quivering arousal. Your back arches and your breath catches in your throat at his movement, suddenly thrust to the edge of climax.

“Charlie...” You breathe. “Please.”

He grins cockily, circling his fingertip inside you while he mouths at your clit and scrapes his teeth across the clothed bud. You cum only a few moments later, groaning shakily as your hips jerk erratically.

Once you’ve ridden it out completely, Charlie pulls away and covers your inner thighs in kisses. You sit up and run your hands through his hair, smiling down at him. 

“You’re incredible.”

Charlie smiles, tugging your legs, encouraging you into the shallow water. “C’mere, let me kiss you.”

You allow yourself to slide down into the water, reaching up to wrap your arms around the back of his neck as his lips crash down onto yours. His hands grab your ass and pull you against him, a small growl rumbling through his chest when his erection rubs against your lower stomach.

“Let me touch you, C-Charlie.”

His eyebrows raise and he pulls away, looking into your eyes. “You know the rules, kid...”

“I don’t have to see you to make you feel good. I promise I won’t look, I just...I want to t-touch you. I want to make you cum.”

He inhales sharply, biting his lip as he thinks it over. He can’t pretend that he hasn’t wanted this since he first met you, but the thought of not allowing you to see or touch him until he’s ready to take your virginity is incredibly arousing...

“Alright, but you can’t pull me out of my shorts. Got it?”

You nod eagerly, pressing your lips onto his once again. He scoops you up and walks you over to the underwater bench, setting you down gently. His hand cradles the back of your head, cushioning it from the harsh pool ledge as you pull at the tie of his swim trunks.

His jaw clenches tightly and his eyebrows knit when your hand wraps around the base, a shaky breath leaving his flared nostrils. He keeps his forehead pressed against yours as you begin to stroke him slowly, breath hot on your lips.

“I-Is this okay?” You ask quietly.

He simply nods, back hunching and buttocks clenching as his hips begin to thrust forward in time with your pumps. His eyes squeeze shut, growling and mewling softly with each flick of your wrist.

“Ohhhhh god, Y/N, I...it’s b-been a while since someone’s tttttouched me like this. Your little h-hand ffffeels so nice.”

Your lips pull up into a small smile, flattered that he likes your touch so much. You reach up with your spare hand, spreading it out across the back of his head, pulling him down for another kiss.

Charlie fulfills your silent wish, moving his lips against yours. He disconnects a minute later, a line of sweat gathering at his hairline as his thrusts become more and more desperate and full of need.

“J-Jesus, I’m gonna cum s-soon, can’t last a-any longer.” He groans shakily, reaching down to grab your wrist, halting your touches. “Quick, l-lay back on the d-deck.”

You nod, hopping up out of the water and laying back, allowing enough room for him to get on top of you. His hand moves quickly on his cock as he climbs up and positions himself on top of you.

His hand grips your jaw, tilting your head up while he tugs his shorts down enough to expose his pulsing length. He begins grinding his bare cock against the fabric covering your stomach.

“Look at me, Y/N. I’m gonna--fuuuck--gonna c-cover your belly in m-my hot cum, s-stain your fuuucking b-bathing ssssuit. Are y-you ready?”

Right after you nod, his hips suddenly rut roughly against your stomach and he groans loudly, spurts of warm milky seed spreading across your torso. He snarls, grip tightening around your jaw as he cums all over you. His eyes never close or break your gaze, pupils blown wide with lust and arousal.

Seeing Charlie coming undone above you is a sight you make sure to commit to memory, not wanting to forget the way his face contorted in pleasure, the way his hips bucked against you, the sounds that fell from his pillowy lips. 

You’re convinced that there are little other sights more beautiful and erotic than the one you’ve just witnessed.

He lets go of your jaw and tucks himself back into his trunks while his lips leave open-mouthed kisses all over your face and throat. You sigh softly when he pulls away and stands up, already missing his presence on top of you.

“Sorry about the stain.” His eyes dart down to the dark red stain on your suit.

You shake your head, sitting up. “No worries. The chlorine will help.”

Charlie’s eyebrows furrow and you chuckle, standing up in front of him.

“You heard me right, Mr. Barber. I’m swimming along with you tonight. We’ll see how you hold up against a competitor.”

He smirks, reaching around to land a playful swat on your ass. “Try to catch me, coach.”

You gasp as he quickly turns around and leaps into the water, beginning to swim towards the lanes. You laugh, following behind.

“Oh, it is so on!”

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[aiviloti]

my 2020 fic writer wrap-up!!

this is going to be incredibly long (a total of 1.1k lmao) so imma put a cut here, but basically thank you for being here all throughout my 2020! i appreciate you all very much <3

fav kind of fic to write:

i love writing about mutual pining slow burn process of getting together but i have NEVER WRITTEN ONE IN MY LIFE so i hope to change that in 2021

in 2020 i discovered??? humour??? so i enjoy writing about that and when people tell me i’ve succeeded in making them laugh it’s all 😳😳😳 for me

hardest fic to write but also most proud of:

to write you a song was a fic i struggled with from all of april to june which is very long?? to me??? considering i usually sit down and write things in one seating. fully fleshed ideas don’t usually take me thaaaaaat long to crunch out, but for some reason i struggled bad with this bc I really didn’t know where i was going w it lol

LA LA LAND gets an honorary mention of it’s own simply because it was 44k, and it took me all of july-september, but it’s something i still am proud of! to show how difficult it was to write/plot here’s the spreadsheet i had to use to keep track of the scenes and the chapters djkgfsjdfkjhgd

Shout out to kiroiimye , sweet , sirius and krypt for keeping my sanity intact

easiest fic to write:

this genshin impact fic: The Land Favoured by the Wind but its because ive been thinking about this idea for more than a month lol so the actual writing and editing took me less than 3 hours

there were several others too, bc ideas then to hook themselves to me then refuse to let go fjshlfgdfsg

fav fic to write:

Most definitely this sakuatsu monstrosity here by the name of Miya Atsumu's unwavering love for Sakusa Kiyoomi and an unholy amount of terrible food analogies that should not have the right to Exist lol, I only came up with the idea of Atsumu asking Osamu how to make friends bc I was friendship pining for someone at the time and then proceeded to write the entirety of it in a feverish daze! It’s as of rn my top hit / kudoed / bookmarked fic on ao3 and man, thanks for liking this as much as i did :’D

writing sequence:

i have to write from start to finish lmao i cant move on if the fic isnt chronological? the only exception was la la land bc it was too long and i had help from the spreadsheet so i alr knew where i was going i just had to write it down dfhdsfksfksdfhjg

deleting works:

the only fics i remember deleting are both first chapters of a multichap, bc i dont like having unfinished pieces on ao3, and far less if im not sure if ill finish them/if i dont know where im going w it!

if it’s dark history of shit 15 year old me wrote imma keep it there! it is an archive after all. go on, judge my fics from 5 years ago ahahahaha

best writing advice:

not a general thing and might just apply tome, but i tend to write in very convoluted ways and squish a lot in my sentences, or add to many unnecessary commas, so i received advice recently about being more mindful of the pacing and it’s helped me a lot!

worst writing advice:

none at the top of my head djgfkdsjfh if it’s bs to me i just forget it entirelyyyy

collab:

@actuallyasweetpotato​ (also aforementioned sweet) and i did a thing for bokuaka week!!!! you can find it here:  under my breath and into your scarf

wips:

9 unfinished zine pieces, 3 commissions, 1 exchange piece, about 10 or so other things

fav story of another writer:

favourite things 

manly man falls for manliest man krbk fic!!!

gently, like a winter wind iwaoi birthday fic

sunchaser krbk fic

JUNO atsuhina fic

best review:

dude i cried

and shoutout to tien , sirius for fan art, fan comics, fan animatics of fics ive written, and shoutout to akemiiiii for this song they wrote i am eternaally grateful

worst review:

no negativity today!

prequel/sequel to other people’s fics:

none at the top of my head hm, but if anything probably any of kiro skk stuff 

do i reread my stuff:

yes, but only if they’re old enough for me to go “it’s okay even if i dont like it bc this is old”

published:

hopefully! even though i do take part in zines and i guess they already have been published in a broad sense

fav/least fav chara to write:

no one at the top of my head! it’s instinctive for me to go ahead and think about character motives whenever i come across them, so if i ever write about someone, i usually just put my spin/interpretation of a character in a way that i can comprehend. the pros of this is i can write about many people, and the downside is that these characterisations can come off as out of character to anyone who doesn’t agree w me hehe

deadlines or goals:

if it’s a oneshot that’s under 3k i usually aim to have it done within 24 hours of beginning the fic. even tho i rarely succeed, having that as a goal usually pushes me to get it done faster than i would have if i had no goal altogether! if it’s anything long i aim for 1k a day, tho rn all my deadlines are zine deadlines and on top of that there’s uni, so to say im not stressing about writing would be a lie LOL

fav writers: (am too shy to tag but i swear these people are literal gods)

chonideno (mag): tumblr | twitter | ao3

batman (teesta): twitter | ao3

maplefudge (raei): tumblr | twitter | ao3

trope never written, would like to try:

aforementioned SLOWBURN MUTUAL PINING ANGST W A HAPPY ENDING GETTING TOGETHER!!!

but also royalty au

trope you will never write:

haha loads

how long have you been a writer:

began writing around may of 2014!! it was a horrible piece but im glad i started somewhere

influences:

chonideno/mag is one! maggie stiefvater who wrote the raven boys is also one, among many others

hardest part of writing: 

writing action? writing things that are happening right now, describing people talking, eating

easiest part of writing:

descriptions of people, places, feelings. internal monologues, the like

best part of writing:

sharing how i perceive the world w other people, and discovering other people agree

wip sneak peek:

cw: hanahaki, falling out of love

this was written in a friend’s dms lmao this is why i sound like this

something unique i bring to all my stories

i had a revelation the other day after talking to all my friends and realised i have really pretentious titles

IF YOU’RE HERE

did you know the wc of this thing is 1k words? idk why you stuck through all of that but thank you. i’ll keep writing in 2021, and all the years after that, and i hope i’ll find you doing things you love too :)

[botwstoriesandsuch]

I’m gonna have to respectfully disagree with you there.

*ahem* In this essay I will prove why your opinion is wrong (jk you’re valid to that but you have given me a good excuse to rant about the soundtrack which is AMAZING)

So, open this cut to here me rant about music :P

I was once like you, someone who listened the the three piano chords that played while I was running out in the field, saying “huh, some soundtrack huh?” And yes, the Field Theme is probably the most dunked on song in Breath of the Wild, but it is actually probably one of the most intricately crafted. 

Did you know there are over 35 different variations of the Field Theme? Each of the chords, reversed notes, off keys, and hums are all dependent on the players actions. Whether it be standing still, running across the grass, or climbing over a rock, the Field Theme is made to be a subtle background that changes based whatever you are doing. Often, song’s like the Field, Riding, or Ruins themes are made to the beat of your foot steps, or your horses trot, letting the ambient sounds of the world take the forefront. These song fulfill their purpose wonderfully of letting you focus on the serenity of nature, yet at the same time letting you take in the silence of a broken world.

Then again, I get it, the song isn’t that much of a bop, is it? Fairly certain “Field Theme” is no one’s favorite song. Yet, this reason is why the rest of the soundtrack is so so good. 

See, the goal of the botw soundtrack for the most part was to allow the player to be immersed in a beautiful and ruinous world. Half of it’s over world theme centers around the feeling of melancholy. Link has lost his memory, all his old friends are dead, and the world is left at the mercy of Calamity Ganon. 

And I say half, because the other half of Hyrule is filled with life, hope, and energy. 

You cannot tell me, CANNOT tell me that the music for the town themes and battles are bad. Every song that is not centered around nature or exploration is great. Rito Village theme? Not only does it allude to Dragon Roost Island, but it expresses the comfort and warmth of a cozy town, like a mother bird with her chicks tuck away in the nest. Molduga Theme? An upbeat and CATCHY theme that actively changes during the tides of battle depending on what kind of attack you are doing. Ancient tech lab? Expresses character and contrast with a medieval kingdom. Same with the foreign nature (used with foreign/electronic instruments) of the Shrines and towers. The fun and bumpy nature of a Talus theme, which used real metal hammers for recording it’s intro. The way a Hinox stomps along with the xylophones and percussion of it’s jumpy and exotic music. The way the Champion’s themes are integrated into the Attacking Divine Beast themes. The way the music of a Diving Beast livens up as you slowly take control away from Ganon. Hyrule Castle, with the background marching of an army, and the blending of Ganon’s theme with the Hyrule Castle theme.The Calamity Ganon Fight with both Phase 1, 2 and 3 with Dark Beast Ganon, the way the music draws out as you let loose a light arrow, the epicness and energy!! *Chef’s kiss* 

The music in this game is crafted so that while you go about the day with the soft ambient noises of nature, you are attracted to the important places as their more full music and melodies. 

Hell, even the Stable Theme and Kass’ Theme are songs that can be heard from a distance, and actively lead you towards them. This game literally lures you to places with its familiar melodies. Thaaaaaat’s just well integrated game design.

It can convey safety, with the friendly nature of Hateno Village. Or instill fear, with the foreboding tone of the blood moon. Now would these fantastic themes and melodies have the same effect if they were played throughout the whole game? The answer is no. The silence and ambiance of Hyrule not only plays to its themes, but it helps to enunciate the more amazing pieces of the game. The silence enhances the effect of the songs. It shows off the quiet land of a ruined kingdom, to the energy of a bustling town getting through another day, to the mysterious nature of unexplored forests and ruins, to the tension and energy of striking the final blow that had been over 100 years in the making.

The best example of the music expressing these two halves of Hyrule is the Tarry Town Theme. Spoiler warning for one of the best side quests in the game, not even kidding.

When you meet Bolson in Akkala, he has started the construction of a small house and plans to start a town. The melody when you first arrive is cute, but small. It’s expressive and hopeful, but lacks the real life and tone of an actual populated village. This initial theme shows the half of Hyrule that is dead, left to their own devices with nature. 

So, after blowing up trees and traveling across Hyrule, you go and find people who are looking for something more in life. You find people who have dreams and regrets, aspirations and longings, and point them towards Tarry Town. When they arrive at town and find happiness, that’s when the theme starts to change, and so too does the tone and dynamic of the town change. 

The Goron, tired of mining away all day at his job, joins the town, and when he does, a new trombone accompaniment is added to the theme. A Gerudo with a passion for fashion, and will eventually form a cute relationship with Bolson, adds a sitar flourish to the piece. The Rito shopkeep, introduces wind instrument and the Zora priest gives a background marimba. And the Hylians even give extra piano and percussion. All of these people give their own music (which is derived of the town themes of their respective races) and actively liven the Tarry Town Theme with their presence. What was once a more quiet theme, now it full of life and hope and town grew to a new size full of cheerful. It brims with new energy as people bustle about, and the best of it is, the side quest ends with a wedding, a symbol for a new beginning.  

I could go on and on, about the lite motifs for each race and enemy (which use specific instruments according to their race), the seamless night and day transitions with varied tempos and dynamics, the relationship between the old Champions and the new Champions themes, the juxtaposition of the energy of fighting a Diving beast with the occasional flourish of the corresponding Champion motif, the contrast with a character’s personality to their music to convey character (*cough cough* REVALI *cough cough*), how battle themes are synchronized to the way you swing your sword or when you land a hit, the way the three variations of the Guardian theme strike unexpectedly, immediately alerting you of danger and can fill you with fear, the subtle  main Legend of Zelda melody and Zelda’s Lullaby that seems to watch over you as you traverse the land, Rito Village....just in general.

Compared to other games, the Breath of the Wild sound track is very...different. It doesn’t have the same heroines, or creepiness of other games, but that’s because the aim of it’s music and it’s themes are vastly unique.

Long story short, yes, the over world themes might not have much substance initially, but they fulfill their purpose of enhancing the world around you, and giving contrast with the more lively and active parts of the game. This soundtrack gives you both the feeling of soft melancholy of a meadow, the homeliness of a town, and the epic energy of a final battle, and focusing only on those three piano notes in one Field Theme doesn’t nearly do justice the work and care put into it’s music.

Got time? I also love these videos on sound design (gosh the best sound design is the stuff you never consciously notice), theme, atmosphere, and basically just people explaining what I said but a lot better

I love this game and it’s music and no one can take that away from me.

[urbanspellcraft]

Hey, how was your day? I was wondering if you could help me or if you knew of any spells to help me, I'm not a thinspo or anything but I am overweight (14 yr old, 5'10, 210 lbs boy) and I was wondering if you knew of anything to help me lose weight/fat. I already run 3 miles a day and consume around 2000 calories a day, I also drink lots of water and eat relatively healthy with a few small indulgences maybe 3x a month, but I'm not losing any weight, my body is changing but not a lot :(

5'10 and 210 is really not that heavy and you are young and growing. I don't give out weight loss spells for various reasons, but remember to diversify. Running is great but honestly it's not thaaaaaat great for you. I actually can't run because I fucked my knees up running and playing sports like lacrosse and basketball as a teenager (also my family genetically has bad knees, thanks mom's fam). HIIT is great for weight loss, and weight lifting can help build muscle which will increase your metabolism and help you burn more fat. But remember when you start exercising in any way, remember that it's important to not focus so much on the weight, especially when you are gaining muscle because muscle weighs more then fat, so instead tracking measurements or how your clothes fit is better. Diversifying your exercise keeps your body guessing, keeps things interesting, and keeps you from getting stagnant in progress. Diet wise just make sure your calories are coming from good sources. Veggies, meats, even carbs are great if they come from the right sources. Every body is different, so you may have to try different things. But also every body is beautiful and remember that! Don't beat yourself up, and even a little bit of progress is progress! Slow weight loss is best anyway (no more then 1-2 lbs a week max) because in the long run you are more likely to keep it off instead of yoyoing which is really unhealthy.Also if your family can afford it or if your insurance covers it, maybe consider talking to a nutritionist, as they can help you get your diet down while still getting all the nutrition you need. You are growing still so don't forget that!

[silvermuffins]

Pokemon Scarlet Liveblog!!! Part 3

Listen. I had a very good reason to delay this. The best reason even (you know who you are <3)

where were we? oh right, we were lost.

i have no memory of this place

aaaaaa there's a crab following me

battles an artist who can't finish a sentence

!!! GIMMIGHOUL hello my new pal Boxly. It's up on top of this tower, which seems to just be a lookout tower.... I can see Artzon from here, and also Light Pollution. And also a really giant butte? can't wait to go up there! Oh, neat, you can fly to the watchtowers once you've been to them.

oooh i see where the titan klawf is now, hello down there

small blue...that's not a rookidee. What are you? What are you??? Get back here! Nymble? bug i think...cricket but it almost looks like a like. fidget spinner. oh goddammit poison point, killed it.

Found another, finally, while wandering. If they wanted me to accomplish anything they shouldn't have given me an open worl. Anyway I still think Nymble looks like a fidget spinner folded up so her name is Fidget. !!! Look, a Growlithe! get over here Fai Do!

i wonder what's with these ruined buildings? don't like how they seem to be where i find Drowzee.

AAAA WHAT'S THAT PINK THING Tinkatink? You're gonna be Pebbles.

I think the signs pointing to Artazon are starting to get desperate about my adamant exploration. They keep yelling at me like I'm not deliberately going the opposite direction of what they say.

New Headcanon: enough kids got hopelessly lost in these cliffs that they just put signs goddamn everywhere.

lmao the signs like "okay if you're down here you MUST be lost"

AAAAA CRAB LANDED ON ME

sorta hate that i can only jump while riding koraidon

"Caught 63 battled 81" damn, my dex is at a phenomenal start

well now. I have 45 minutes until i need to get ready for work, and I'm right about at the crabby paddy. jfc these fuckin Klawf have this like....creepyass moan of an activation noise, they're at the intersection of no thoughts head empty and nightmare fuel.

now wait i tick i SAW the big klawf on this wall earlier, where is ti? ....oooh, i found him. exploring, tho--

well, that was easy. I could go down the long way....but it's more IC for Fani to just leap off the cliff after it. Whee!

Awww Arven uses a Shellder! And I am massively overleveled.

Heyyyy, Teach is evolving! Clodsire??? Oh, it's fully evolved now, I can grab something else from my box.

Also, looking for more Herba Mistica! In a caaave. Oh, it's just more cutscene. This one's sweet. That's the flavor associated with speed...

ARVEN IS GONNA FEED ME. He makes kung fu movie noises while he cooks, what the fuck. Aaaaa this is so cute.

Arven why do you hate koraidon

oh....i don't get to eat sandwich. gotta feed it to Koraidon... just goes hungry ig

aww Arven sharing OH I GET TO DASH NOW NEAT

what is your deal my guy

Sada how do you know that

Swap Teach out for Sotero...we'll be doing a grass gym next I think? But we have Scoots for that.....i just. it's ten more levels until Scoots evolves, do I want a half-bird team that long? Not really. Ah well, sort it out later.

oh more places to explore Oh dunsparce with Tera Poison. Might as well try and catch thaaaaaat was a critical capture, okay then

how does headbutt work with a nacli just it just yeet its wholeass self. anyway the new Dunsparce is now Dunviped.

damn wild pokemon just keep running into me LEAVE ME ALONE FOR TWO SECONDS SO I CAN FIGURE OUT WHERE I AM

uhhhh how'd i even get to this part of the map.....

okay i am going to get ready for and go to work we will figure this out Later

and now it is later! I am still lost! I think i jumped off one too many cliffs,,,,,,

let's just. fly back to the watchtower.

okay where the fuck am i NOW

for those wondering: no, my sense of where i am is also this bad in reality i just almost never leave the neighborhood i've lived in my entire life

ohhh this cliff looks out on a team star base....damn they're big

back on track! keep forgetting to heal up,,,

finished an accidental battle and immediately slid down a cliff.... Fani is battered and bruised.

Finally on the Artazon outskirts! And I found...twin mice? Tandemaus. How....do you name a Pokemon that is two Pokemon??? fuck it. You're Beep & Boop now.

Okay I think I'm done dicking around, time to actually enter town. NOPE there's more Pokemon to catch here! Tish the Shuppet, Nimbus the Drifloon, and FINALLY found a Squawkabilly to name Elvis.

Okay NOW i'm in town, oh look the same food shops I found in Mesagoza.

Man I get nothing for reaching the center of the maze??? you'd think there'd be a little prize, like a person saying congrats and giving me a pokeball or something.

"what a nice breeze" this little girl says, in the middle of a thunderstorm....

wait does Koraidon already have surfing capabilities, just in case i fall in some water?

love this giantass playground, would be better with interactible elements!

man i miss unique gym designs why do they all need to look the same on the outside...anyway, time to beat up Hubert von Vestra. Can't believe they made his shiny colors green. Well. After I rip up his garden or whatever.

....no time limit or anything, this will be a cakewalk. oh, this one flees- oh, it wants to FIGHT. bitch I have a Shroodle. damn the maze one isn't even at the center and three more were right at start, what a wimpy test.

just noticed there's a Surrendering Sunflora on top of the Pokemon Center....

OH MY GOD WHAT A FUCKING EDGELORD oh jesus fuck that smile is terrifying don't do that. especially while soggy.

What is that at his hip anyway is that a garden hoseoh Nebula you right this music is incredible

WAIT I MISCALCULATED Chomper's tera type is normal not Poison! Augh! I still win, but damn.

Brassius is so fucking intense. Fani is a little....scared.

I see another excalibur thingy....up on a cliff where i can't reach...

Anyway, Falmenco is another Oricorio.

I am approaching the fire Star Base, and Cassiopeia calls in-- who in the FUCK is this?!

wai

wait a second

oh no is that who i think it is

it....it has to be.....

oh NO im gonna die this is hilarious

hELP

Clive and Cassiopeia both like "fuck i can't press you while also concealing my own bullshit"

BAHAHAHAHAHA

ah crap got rammed from behind by a Tauros- JUST STAY IN THE BALL. Finally. Your name is Noctober. OH, CYCLIZAR. Definitely need a you. Ah fuck accidentally killed it. there's another one! Fuck, killed that one too. But at least Sirea is evolving! Time to swap her out for Jupe.

cutscene took me down the cliff so now i gotta catch up on some explorin'

trying to find another Cyclizar, or a Toedcool since the map says they're here, but I'll take this Venonat. Sana. Ooh! Teddiursa! Crit captured, even, you'll be Renange. I have no Flabebe yet but this grass tera Floette will do... Banchata. ! Sotero evolving into....Naclstack. I was going to say that's pretty cool but honestly it's pretty minecraft. Komala! I'm calling you Ponchi. Pineco, you're Gonzo. Finally found a Toedcool! dammit I killed it. Found an Applin! You're Froot. CYCLIZAR. You'll be Zips.

i am Tired and Slightly Ill, so I do believe I will be calling it here for the moment!!!!

[originskey]

errantkatana​:

It’s a mess between the two–Zero and Fifteen. A careful and precarious game. Avoiding direct contact as much as possible, while Zero moves further and further away, as Fifteen seems to close in on every connection he has. Every track left behind, observed. Recorded. 

Only one of them was telling Kratos the complete truth. If Zero found out Fifteen’s been lying to Kratos…

You can’t pull an animal out of a cave with a knife. 

Especially if it’s already been stabbed a few dozen times. 

It simply becomes too afraid to leave. For the sake of it’s guaranteed survival.  

[No, I fell through the floor. I’m fine though.] 

[I had to piss, not take a shit…]

>”That would’ve sobered me up more than I’d like. Th’water’s cold in those.” 

Zero sits roughly in the booth, and, at some point, someone had come to collect the empty bottles he left over. The only thing helping him keep track of how much he’s had. 

Not that he cares at this point. His lazy posture practically melts his body to the bench. 

“Anything interestin’ happen while I was pissing? Or during that AI stuff or whatever.” 

Zero awkwardly jokes back, taking a sip. There’s a brief drunken epiphany–a ladleful of the spicy broth put into a bowl and some of the beer. He drinks it down like a shot and coughs. 

“That’s–bad. Fuck.” 

Something escapes from him, like a laugh he choked off.

“I can imagine. There’s a technique to putting beer in broths. Keep it to professionals, perhaps.”

Thaaaaaat’s enough for him. The remaining bottle of beer was picked up and placed on Kratos’ side of the table.

“Interesting...? I wouldn’t know what to say. What I find interesting puts a lot of people to sleep. I’m not exactly an interesting person in and of itself either--just a mercenary.”

He finished off his own second drink, and decided that was enough for him, too. When the server began to approach, he made a ‘no more’ motion with his hand. His tolerance was almost agonizingly high with his crystal--without it? Only about average. But it did relax that horrible pain in his shoulder.

“I found a video game series I’ve taking a liking to. Sometimes I play those when I don’t feel like reading. One of the developers made a samurai-themed game not too long ago, that might interest you.”

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 23.08.17 lb

anikaaaa, babyyyy. *hugs her tight* 

when will my girl be able to have some happiness in her life? i’m so tired of seeing her be sad and cry all the time. 😞😞😞

“abhi uske saamne jaaonga toh sunaane lagegi.”

snort. 😆😆😆

also, total mismatch between expression and sentiment expressed. he looks like he’s hurting for her watching her in pain, but mann hi mann mein he’s still holding on to the ego? what nonsense. 😑😑😑

didn’t he just break his phone? how did he get a replacement already? 🤔🤔🤔

i think at this point, like shivika have Awareness™, tim cook must be having his own type of Awareness™ when shivaay breaks a phone, and he just presses a button he has installed specially for this very situation, and a new iphone is delivered to oberoi mansion within half an hour, all ready to go. 

... is this going to be a “crawl in front of you on my knees” scene? TELL ME YOU’RE NOT FUCKING WASTING THAT FORESHADOWING *LIKE THIS*!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😫😫😫😫

GREAT. JUST GREAT. 😒😒😒

MAN THIS SCENE IS WRITTEN/DIRECTED SO WEIRDLY. THEIR EXPRESSIONS ARE ALL HURTY AND ANGSTY, BUT THE DIALOGUES ARE ALL TADI WAALE. I DON’T GET IT. IT’S CAUSING ME WHIPLASH. 😣😣😣

“toh saari galtiyaan main hi karta hoon kya?”

um. yeah, kinda. this show should be called “shivaay ki galtiyaan - ek anant kahaani”, that’s how much you fuck up on an hourly basis. 😒😒😒

wow, she’s a special brand of dheent if she thinks she has no galtiyaan. both these fuckers are so annoying, man. 😤😤😤

“naam bhale kisi ka bhi likhwa lo, biwi toh tum meri ho.”

*weeeeeeeeeeeps* 😭😭😭😭😭😭

oh finally, she says it. 4 months later. 🙄🙄🙄

GOD YOU’RE SUCH AN IDIOT SHIVAAY, JUST TELL HER YOU FUCKING LOVE HER, AND SHE’LL CALL IT OFF. WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS???????????///// 😫😫😫😫😫

an ishaara. she’s willing to fucking settle for a fucking ishaara. fucking fuckkkkkkkkkkkk shivaay, don’t make me come in there and kick your damn ass. 😡😡😡

SHIVAAY ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY PUT THE DAMN RING ON HER RIGHT NOW 😧😧😧

OH MY GOD. UNBELIEVABLE. UN FUCKING BELIEVABLE. 😤😤😤

anika, fucking run away already. 😫😫😫

bulbul please, make her. please, i beg of you. 😩😩😩

there was like 10 minutes of khushi total. nostalgia is a damn liar, anika. 🙄🙄🙄

oh anikaaaaaaa. *holds her* 😪😪😪

MAN I DON’T GET LIKE... SHE NEVER INTENDED TO MARRY VIKRAM - WHY THE FUCK IS SHE TREATING IT AS REAL NOW? LIKE, I GET THAT SHE IS SCARED ABOUT SHIVAAY NOT WANTING HER ANYMORE, BUT WHEN DID THIS GO FROM A GAME SHE WAS PLAYING TO “OH NO I’M BEING FORCED TO MARRY VIKRAM FOR REAL” IN HER MIND????? what gaaarbage writing is this? i am so fucking done with this bs track. 😤😤😤😤

damnit, preying on my feelz with my biggest weakness - couple in white sleepwear, being all angsty. 😭😭😭

lmao that fakeass moon. 😂😂😂

WHERE THE F IS HE WATCHING THE MOON FROM? THERE’S A ROOF IN THE POOL AREA. WTF MAN? 😕😕😕😕

shivaay, i can’t fucking believeeeeeeeeeee you’re even having to THINK about this. 😒😒😒

feeling absolutely nothing for these two. nothing. they’re thaaaaaat annoying to me rn. the fucking extent to which they’ve been ruined by the writing... amazing. 😐😐😐

lmaoooooo shivaay doing 90s waala bollywood “in love” activity  - switching light on and off. 😂😂😂

before the internet and smartphones, you actually had NO DISTRACTION from your own fucking thoughts. the world truly was a horrible place to be in. thank god i can now just endlessly scroll instagram and read a thinkpiece on buzfeed about taylor swift reclaiming the 🐍🐍🐍 emoji or whatever, to not think about my own life’s misery. 

even the fucking chand bracelet has given up on them. it did nothinggggggg to draw them to each other this time. EVEN THE CHAND BRACELET - THEIR BIGGEST SHIPPER - WAS LIKE “FUCK THIS SHIT, MAN.” 😒😒😒

ruvya time. i am fucking hating these ridiculous kurta things they have him wearing btw. anyway, fwding. 🙄🙄🙄

btw, i love how they’ve turned prinku’s room into a guest room. the oberois were literally waiting for her to leave the house for 5 minutes before they erased every single sign of her existence. #relatable 😊😊😊

oh great, pinky nonsense. i honestly don’t have the patience for this. 😑😑😑

.... great, omkara chose today of all days to debut his cosplay as a bottle of pepto bismol. 😐😐😐

he looks so solidly huggable though. i just want to bury my face in his chest and never face this evil world again. 😌😌😌

but yaaas, rip pinkyyyyy aparttttt, my sweet boy. 😎😎😎😚😚

i love how he was protectively watching over anika. all the devar feelz. 😭😭😭

OM NOOOOOOOOO. GO TELL HER. COME ON. PLEASE. WHAT EVEN ARE YOU DOINGGGGGGGGGG 😫😫😫

you shouldn’t have this much bharosa/dependence on him. have some self respect and just fucking put an end to this bs already, girl. come the fuck on. 😣😣😣

.... mahi?????????? 😱😱😱😱😱😱

I WISHHHHHHHHH. I MISS MAHI SO MUCH. IF HE WAS HERE HE WOULDN’T LET THIS SHIT HAPPEN. HE’D BE THE BEST FUCKING DEVAR/JETH, WHO’D ACTUALLY THROW PUNCHES AND DRAG SHIVAAY’S STUBBORN ASS TO ANIKA AND THROW HIM AT HER FEET. WHERE ARE YOU, MY SON? WHERE ARE YOU????????/ 😫😫😫 (*singing to the tune of smooth criminal* mahi are you okay, mahi are you okay, are you okay mahi??)

bulbul please beat some sense into him. please. 😠😠😠

oh nooooooo. she’s cryingggggg. 😥😥😥

SHIVAAY LOOK WHAT YOU’VE FUCKING DONE NOW. I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL FUCKING END YOU. 😡😡😡

OMFG SHIVAAY AND WHAT THE FUCK ABOUT ALL THE THINGS YOU DID TO HER I CAN’T EVEN... YOU FUCKING THREATENED TO SEXUALLY ASSAULT HER. TO MURDER HER BROTHER. HOW THE FUCK YOU GOING TO EVEN GO THERE, I SWEAR TO GOD I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW I AM GONNA FUCKING 

ohhhh boooo hooo big alpha male afraid of his feelings. fucking spare me. 🙄🙄🙄

BAATON BAATON MEIN GYAARAH BAJ RAHEIN HAI, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES 😑😑😑

oh my heartttttttttt. gauriiiiiiiiiiiii. 😥😥😥

this is a fucking cheap shot they’re playing to fucking mess with my heart, but idc. MY BROTPPPPPPPPPPPPPP. MY FUCKING BROTPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP. I’M DYINGGGGGGGGG. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

“main sab theek kar doonga.” 

uh huh. kaam bigaadke phir banaana teri puraani aadat rahi hai. is chakkar mein meri ladki marte marte bachi hai ek baar. tu bas mooh mein dahi jamaakar idhar khada reh. chutiya saala. 😤😤😤

what an ugly assssss rug that is in shivaay’s room. and the way it clashes with those horrible orange armchairs. yuck, this room is so uglily designed. was shirali in charge of this too? 🙄🙄🙄

he took the time to fucking do his hair in between that. this narcissist of a man. 😑😑😑

like... where exactly by the fucking pool? it’s a pretty small thing to leave in a fucking laaaaaaaaaaarge area. 😕😕😕

to hell with your determined look. footage khaana bandh kar, aur kaam pe lag. 😒😒😒

so tell me... it’s like 20 minutes to the wedding, how the fuck are ruvya going to get back to mumbai to help shivaay save anika, again???? 🤔🤔🤔

oh god, fucking tejVi in the middle of all this. 😣😣😣

lmaooooooo infightinggggg. they’re both accusing each other of murdering narain hahahaha. 🤣🤣🤣

man why are these two even married to each other? they don’t even seem to like, let alone trust each other. awaiiiii just staying in a relationship that makes everyone miserable. 🙄🙄🙄

i love how jhanvi is playing the victim as if she didn’t accuse him of murdering the dude FIRST. 😂😂😂

god. they’ve managed to destroy her character too. at this point, i’m just watching this show for om and gauri. 😒😒😒

fwding through the scene and i can’t help but notice: isn’t this tall dude with the mustache the second brother on the evil goenka side from saarrthi??? yuvraj’s younger brother? i don’t remember his character’s name, but i thinkkkkkkkkkk it’s the same actor. 🤔🤔🤔

god i miss saarrthi. i should rewatch. 😗😗😗

ok so over this garbage, can this episode end already so i can go to sleep, i have work tomorrow and this show is fucking up my sleep schedule like fuck. i’ve legit started taking naps on my desk during lunch hour, that’s how exhausted i am. physically. mentally. spiritually. ecumenically. grammatically. (name that movie! 🙃🙃🙃)

oh good it’s over. thank god. lights out for me, bitch! 😴😴😴

great. more tadi bs tomorrow. yaaaaaay. 😒😒😒

i’m soooooooo fucking exhausted and ready for this crap to be over. i don’t even care how you two resolve this crap anymore. just get done with it and fuck off so i can have 25 - 30 minutes of rikara. 🙄🙄🙄

[arodrwho]

critrole liveblog continueded

still love that nott loves shiny buttons

also a) what an adorable trap, & b) still sorta unclear why nott wanted to see the letter in the first place, and unclear whether i’m meant to be unclear like did i just not listen well enough or?? like does she want it for caleb or for herself or ??? what’s the interest

“i think he was bragging” yeah that def kinda sounded like one a l ittle bit, not cruelly meant but just sorta, y’know,

“nah i’ll give it to him he could use the self-confidence” Agree!

“i would never do that to a friend!!” she says, caught in the act, & also like 3 minutes after implying (ableit jokingly) that caleb’s the only one she considers a friend,

“...........i was hungry”

[whispers] “i want it” i. am giggling at that delivery

“i want to give it to caleb” ahhhhh, okie

“i don’t know a lot about magic, but i know he has the potential to be very powerful. and i need him to be” thaaaaaat was unexpected (....[jcs voice] what do i do nowww? oh could we start again, please?)

seriously nott what the fuck

what. is going on here

do u need him to do sth for you? is this? not just good-friend stuff what’s goin on

“so he can save me”

well

that was not quite expected either but ? tracks ? did gather u were in some sort of trouble but for a weird second there was imagining nott usin caleb like an offensive weapon which didn’t . seem to track quite entirely w/my conception of her or their relationship, but as a defensive thing, sure, sure, i can get that, that makes sense

but also wh a t kind of trouble are u in my friend

“nott, what do you need to be saved from?” “so much. so much. but mainly there’s a lot of dangers in the world, and a lot of dangers for me, especially the closer we get to the north. i think? they don’t like me up there. he can protect me”

so i’m super curious now,

and i want. to give the goblin friend a hug

“i need him. i need his magic to be there when i need safety. i need him. i need him to live”

mmmmm o bo y

“and then he could change me”

so i need to give the goblin friend a hug immediately? i don’t know what she means by that & it’s very possible it’s a harmless statement but see when i hear it my first thought is. oh no

& am become very sad

“he could change this” [waves hand in front of face]

oh no

vague bad feeling was correct

“i didn’t always look like this” “what” mY THOUGHTS EXACTLY NOTT WTF FJORD??

“a kid” fuckign. fjord u goddang there’s a word for this troll u goddang trolling motherfucker

“and will u promise to keep caleb alive?” “most definitely” aaaaaaaaa

“do you trust fjord and molly?” “no. no i don’t” “me neither” gosh

“morning, nott” “yeah, morning” g od i love nott

well THAT was the tensest sewer-opening i’ve ever heard in my life

“caleb is just turning the diamond over and over like a fidget spinner” luv that autistic wizard friend

ah so she’s confirmed trash then, alright

“we’re assholes without power though. i’unno, s’less dangerous, i’unno” she’s not wrong

caleb, dude. she’s a racist. why do u care if y’all take her down --o that’s why

hmmmm

o wow that’s a lotta money

episode ! finish!

how good

[shadowsong26fic]

Random crossover headcanon/notes

So, I’m reading the latest Heralds of Valdemar book (because I love that series, and I really like Mags (the protagonist of the last several books) and it’s out or has been for a while and my lovely roommate brought it home from the library for me <3)

Anyway. Reading this book. And, as you may know if you’ve been following this blog, I have been trapped in the black hole that is Star Wars for the past year or so. And, as happens when I read a Valdemar book, thaaaaaat means a crossover/fusion!

I am seriously indebted to my roommates for letting me bounce ideas off of them and helping me fill in some of the gaps here.

Obi-Wan, naturally, is a Herald. About sixteen when Our Story begins. Already Too Old For This Shit. Gifts are Mindspeech, Empathy, and Fetching. Some extremely unreliable Foresight as well.

His Companion may or may not be Qui-Gon.

Qui-Gon may or may not be his father. And dead.

Both of these facts may actually be the case. Yay awkward reincarnation?

Alternatively, Yoda is his Companion?

Possibly his second after Qui-Gon died?

IDK, I haven’t figured that part out yet.

The important thing is, he is still very much Obi-Wan.

Padme! Padme is also a Herald, because the plot demands it—she is the Heir/Queen. Fourteen when Our Story begins. Pretty sure her only Gift is Mindspeech, but that remains to be settled.

Sabe is her Companion, of course.

She was Chosen when she was about twelve.

She is the actual trufax Queen now (ish—too young and still a Trainee; more on that later).

·  Poor, poor Bail.

Bail is the son of a Councillor and grew up in Haven/at court

He’s eighteen when Our Story begins.

He’s friends with Padme. She’s like his little sister.

He tried to rein in her enthusiasm

(this doesn’t work very well)

(especially since Sabe only encourages her half the time)

He grew up being more or less groomed to take over his mother’s Council seat.

Six months ago, he became Queen’s Own.

He got rushed through all the training he didn’t have (which wasn’t much, mostly Gift stuff and bonding with Taver/Rolan/whichever) and was just officially put into full Whites.

IDK what his Gift(s) is/are.

He and Obi-Wan are bros.

There may or may not be a pretty young Healer with enchanting dark eyes he’s mooning over.

(there totally is)

Some backstory!

Six months ago, due to some unspecified tragedy (possibly a war) Padme’s parent(s) and the previous Monarch’s Own were killed.

Councilor Sheev Palpatine rose to the occasion, was named the Lord Regent because who else could be more trustworthy, and has kept the Kingdom stable during the uncertain time of the Queen’s minority.

(he will, of course, retreat with grace when the regency is over and Padme is of age/has her Whites)

(he’s just laying groundwork now)

(he plays the long game)

(he’s probably planning to repeat this process with Padme’s child)

(something like that)

That’s where things stand when Anakin turns up on the scene.

First off, Anakin does much better as a Herald than as a Jedi.

For one thing, having a Companion helps.

For another, he doesn’t have to cut all ties to his mom.

Etc., etc.

Ahsoka is his Companion.

She’s just barely old/mature enough to Choose and flounces out of Haven to go track down her Skyguy.

(meaning about ten, if I remember Valdemar canon correctly)

(she and Anakin grow up together)

(it will be adorable)

Anakin is nine, lives on the Border with his mom and Watto.

He’s, like, a tiny gladiator or something.

So ‘Soka turns up and is all ‘Hi!’

And he’s all ‘Hi!’

‘Guess what you’re a Herald now.’

‘Yay!’

‘Come on, we’re going to Haven.’

‘YAY! …wait, Mom?’

‘...uh…screw it, I can carry you both!’

(Shmi has no idea what to do with this but is somewhat alarmed)

(she and her son have been kidnapped by a horse that Ani swears is talking to him)

(Watto might still come after them and kill them)

(It’s okay Shmi everything will work out just hold tight)

Anakin, like Vanyel, has ALL OF THE GIFTS.

(unlike Vanyel, he at least acquired them naturally, not under p. much the worst possible circumstances)

(also his Healing, like, barely works, but it does exist)

He turns up in Haven all earnest and excited and eager and NO IDEA HOW TO HUMAN PROPERLY.

Because, y’know, he was a slave

And a tiny gladiator

Obi-Wan facepalms and takes the poor kid under his wing.

(wait, when did I adopt a small child?)

Anywho, at some point, Anakin gets brought to Alberich for weapons training, as you do.

(shut up timelines means nothing)

And he mentions ‘but I already know how to do this stuff’

And Alberich and Obi-Wan are like ‘what’

And he says ‘oh, yeah, Watto used to make me fight people so he and the other masters could gamble on it.’

And they’re like ‘WHAT’

‘I was really good! I even won my last fight!’

‘…kay let’s go see the Queen and Council because uhhhhhhhhhhh’

And then he meets Padme.

They’re lifebonded, of course.

But! He can grow into it and have a better grasp on how normal people, y’know, date and stuff.

So everything will go much better.

Just in general Heralds are much better at this sort of thing than Jedi are.

Anakin being a Herald solves SO MANY PROBLEMS GUYS

Uhhhhhhh, I don’t really know what happens next. Anakin’s a field Herald for a while (and he’s very good at it) until he and Padme actually get married.

He is not actually crowned King because ahahahahaha even with therapy and a better support system and a Companion and all the things that make him much more successful as a Herald than he ever was as a Jedi…no.

His title is Prince Consort

Leia is their daughter.

Luke is her Companion.

Palpatine attempts to do his Thing at some point

Possibly before Luke shows up

The goal seems to be ‘kill Padme, get named Regent again, only this time don’t leave when the Queen comes of age’

Especially because he’s banking on building the whole relationship with Anakin

And then when Anakin shuts down after Padme’s death, who else will he turn to?

Of course this won’t work in this timeline for several reasons

(most of those reasons are Ahsoka)

(and Mindhealers)

(so Anakin is much less vulnerable to Palpatine than in canon)

(especially since Anakin isn’t cut off from Shmi)

(and Shmi doesn’t die)

(also the Heralds are…better…about issues like Anakin’s than the Jedi are)

(also also Valdemar has much better defenses against this sort of thing than the Galactic Republic does sorry)

Not sure where Han and Lando fit in.

And Chewie

And the droids

Han possibly gets Chosen at some point because lol.

He is not super thrilled by this.

Also not sure about the rest of the Council, Dooku, Maul, Tarkin, Mothma, Ackbar, etc….

Most of this is focused on the prequel folks because I have to figure out how that all resolves before I send Herald Leia out into the world.

…REX HOW COULD I FORGET ABOUT REX.

ETA: After discussing with one of my roommates, Rex will fill Alberich’s role as detailed above. May or may not be a Herald, have not yet decided.

Cody is around too; he’s Rex’s twin. Head of the Palace Guard.

Possibly also Fives and Tup?

Dooku is doing Something, and will eventually maim Anakin, which leads to Anakin being reassigned to Haven.

Anakin and Padme are already married at this point.

Only select members of the Heraldic Circle know.

(and Shmi)

(Anakin suggested reading Palpatine in but Padme talked him out of it)

(they wanted to be married Just In Case a) something happened to him, or b) someone tried to shove a treaty marriage down her throat; but they knew that as soon as their marriage was public, he’d be stuck in Haven and he was too useful in the field)

After Anakin recovers, he and Padme marry publicly.

He’s probably the Weaponsmaster’s Second after that.

(this is very confusing for visiting dignitaries)

I’ll probably add more if I come up with more, sooooooo....IDK watch this space?

[an-aura-about-you]

Hey Aura, I had a food-related question and got conflicting answers on Google, so I thought I'd ask the opinion of someone with actual culinary training. My question is: what makes a chowder a chowder as opposed to merely a soup?

Thaaaaaat is a good question. But unfortunately it’s also one outside of the actual scope of my training. (Perhaps I should go back and take a full culinary arts course to supplement my baking and patisserie training.)

However! A quick glance at wikipedia and a comparison of recipes shows enough common factors that I can hazard a guess. From what I can tell, what makes a chowder a chowder instead of anything else lies in two things:

1. A chowder has milk or cream like a bisque.2. Unlike a bisque, the parts of a chowder remain whole for texture. A bisque would be blended so it’s uniformly smooth and creamy.

Again, this is me guessing based on wikipedia and looking at recipes, but I feel pretty confident in it. Culinary arts side of tumblr, am I on the right track?

[fyeahscienceninjas]

Thaaaaaat's Gatchaman! (Act 2, Scene 2)

[The camera opens with a straightforward shot of Doctor Nambu's office. Nambu is sitting in his rotating chair, fiddling around with some papers that were once askew on his desk. He then puts them down in a neat pile, affixing his gaze on Joe, who is lying down on a small, maroon couch, his hands resting atop one another. The camera then immediately shows a closeup of the doctor.] NAMBU: [His face has a worried expression.] Listen, Joe, we have to talk about your... problem. You know what I'm talking about, your wasting of the bird missiles. [The camera then displays a closeup of Joe.] JOE: [He looks to the side spitefully, folding his arms. He simply grunts.] [The camera shifts back to Doctor Nambu.] NAMBU: [He furrows his brow, his face twisting into an expression that demonstrates more worry.] Joe, you can't just repeatedly shoot the bird missiles at the enemies with no real direction and expect to have no repercussions. I won't even talk about how you break the glass in front of the button every single time you get angry. What I'm saying is.... [He sighs.] you need to have some form of impulse control. Perhaps you cou— [The camera shows a view of the room with both the doctor and Joe in it. Before Nambu can get another word in, a loud bang is heard from the vicinity of the entrance. The camera immediately shifts to that of the doorway, revealing Ken in a position that suggests he had just kicked the door down. This is further shown by the fact that the door is unhinged at the top brace, sprawled diagonally on its side.] KEN: [He collapses onto the floor, face strewn with tears, and latches onto the softness of the carpet. He then proceeds to scream.] FAAAAAAATHER! NAMBU: [He sighs.] Not that impulse, Ken... [He rubs his temples.] [All three face the camera with a happily goofy expression on their faces, excluding Ken. He is still crying and distressed. Cue the laugh track, then the camera fades out.]

[leadingplcyer]

y’all when patina miller, matthew james thomas, ben vereen, and john rubinstein said “there’s no trick to staying sensible despite each cul-de-sac, cause each step’s indispensable when you’re on the right track” I fucking felt thaaaaaat

y’all when ben vereen said “simple joys have a simple voice that says “why not go ahead?” And wouldn’t you rather be a left handed flea, a crab on a slab at the bottom of the sea than a man who never learns how to be free? Not till he’s cold and dead” I fucking felt thaaaaaat