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soichiro yagami: I said, "why don't you try dating someone at to-oh?" and he said, "you just don't like L." and what was I supposed to do, lie? so I said, "why don't you try dating someone like,,, touta matsuda?" and he goes "no. touta matsuda is a clueless idiot." and I said "1) I said date someone like him and 2) that is not a very nice thing to say." and suddenly I'm defending touta matsuda of all people. and he says "you just want touta matsuda to be your son" and I said "well at least he's not suspected of being a serial killer!"
source: the guy who didn't like musicals
#incorrect quotes#death note#death note incorrect quotes#death note matsuda#touta matsuda#light yagami#soichiro yagami#l lawliet#tgwdlm#tgwdlm bill#tgwdlm alice#the guy who didn't like musicals#starkid#team starkid
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“ everything’s going to be fine. i love you too. “
#hatchetfield#the guy who didn't like musicals#tgwdlm#<ik it isnt but like. yk#alice woodward#alice tgwdlm#tgwdlm alice#gif#gifs#gifset#mine
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Alice TGWDLM just like me fr…
#foggy thoughts#the guy who didn’t like musicals#tgwdlm#tgwdlm Alice#Alice tgwdlm#you don’t udnerstandddd you don’t understandddddd#where did these emotions COME FROM#anyway she’s now my favourite character by a lot#Emma’s second but oh my godddddddd
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It's not my fault anymore//No more curfews to be late for//It's not my fault anymore//No more being worried and waiting by the door
#the guy who didn't like musicals#dear evan hansen#connor murphy#tgwdlm alice#weird crossover i know but i was revisiting old fanfics and a lot of common threads reminded me of this song#connor is dead and singing this to his family ig#its a sketch but feel free to reblog because im not finishing it
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Running Gags in Hatchetfield Musicals pt 5 | Smoke Club
#hatchetfield#tgwdlm#Black Friday#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#npmd spoilers#the guy who didn't like musicals#StarKid#hatchetfield musicals#Alex foster#hannah foster#max jagerman#alice woodward#team StarKid#starkid npmd
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THE APOTHEOSIS IS UPON US!
#EMMA! LET ME PUKE IN YOUR MOUTH#the guy who didn't like musicals fanart#the guy who didn't like musicals#tgwdlm#tgwdlm fanart#paul matthews#emma perkins#ted spankoffski#alice woodward#team starkid#starkid#starkid fanart#hatchetfield
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*screaming at the top of my lungs* HEY YOU KNOW HOW IN TGWDLM PAUL USED TO BABYSIT ALICE? WELL YOU ALSO KNOW HOW IN BLACK FRIDAY PAUL ACCIDENTALLY CALLS TIM "PETE"?
DO YOU THINK PAUL EVER BABYSAT PETE FOR TED??? DO YOU?????? CAUSE I DO!
#tgwdlm#paul matthews#tim houston#alice woodward#peter spankoffski#ted spankoffski#team starkid#starkid#hatchetverse#hatchetfield#paul tgwdlm#starkid black friday#black friday musical#the guy who didn't like musicals
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At least she’s nice to me at church!
#this is just something I’ve had in my files for a while#figure I’d throw it on this blog#it’s not super polished but what can you do#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#fanart#starkid#myart#nerdy prudes must die#tgwdlm#grace chasity#alice woodward#bill woodward
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the Hatchetfield plotline has me in a CHOKEHOLD
The new starkid actor who plays the character with a direct link to the musicals title (Jon [Paul], Angela [Lex], Will [Max])
The two characters that fall for each other over the course of the musical (Paulkins, Barneston, Lautski)
That interlude song about a musical that is a part of the Hatchetverse but has nothing to do with what's happening at that point in the show. (Workin' Boys, Santa Clause is Goin' to Highschool, The Barbeque Monologues)
The single dad who thinks he knows what’s best for his kid but is pretty misguided (Bill + Alice Woodward, Tom + Tim Houston, Solomon + Steph Lauter)
The song where everyone in town goes insane (La Dee Dah Dah Day, Feast or Famine, Hatchet Town)
Jeff Blim's commentary on something probably (America's Great Again, Made in America, Just For Once)
And now to interrupt our segment - DAN AND DONNA WITH THE HATCHETFIELD ACTION NEWS
That one CREEPY AF song that comes out of nowhere (Join Us (And Die), Do You Want to Play, The Summoning)
The “smoke club” gesture
That part of the musical where a main character almost dies but then is saved by someone appearing on stage. (Paul + McNamara, Lex + McNamara, Pete + Max)
Then there's that one character who's morality was already questionable but then they give into the eldritch gods without any supernatural coercion (Prof. Hidgens, Linda Monroe, Grace Chastity)
Those precious few seconds where you think everything is going to be alright but the apocalypse lives on
Oh, and Paul Matthews and Emma Perkins finding each other… as they always do
#hatchetverse#starkid#tgwdlm#bf#npmd#hatchetfield#paulkins#lautski#barneston#bill woodward#Alice Woodward#tom houston#tim houston#solomon lauter#stephanie lauter#jeff blim#john mcnamara#Lex foster#max jägerman#peter spankoffski#professor hidgens#linda monroe#grace chasity#nightmare time#nmt
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so obsessed with the fact that everyone looked at Paul and immediately decided he's uncle shaped. Tim? That's his nephew. Alice? He's also got a niece. Richie? You guessed it, Paul's got another nephew.
#its so silly#hatchetfield#tgwdlm#npmd#paul matthews#tim houston#alice woodward#richie lipschitz#bf#black friday#the guy who didn't like musicals#nerdy prudes must die#blue rambles
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Miscellaneous Hatchetfield headcanons (mostly family related)
- Richie's deepest darkest secret is that for a few years when he was little, he and his mom lived in Clivesdale.
- Richie and Trevor are twins separated from birth parent trap style. Trevor was raised in Philadelphia before his dad moved backed to Hatchetfield, thinking his wife and Richie were still in Clivesdale. The two brothers have not interacted ever despite their proximity with each other.
- Gary Goldstein is actually a clone of Paul, the first one ever made long before they started to make the others for the moon colonies. He escaped and changed his identity, went to law school in another state, and came back to be a sleazy attorney for very rich clients. Said rich clients include Linda Monroe, who he had an affair with and became the biological father of Jordan. He's a deadbeat but he does treat him nicer than Linda's other sons when they happen to be in the same room with each other.
- Gary also does not like musicals but he doesn't make a big deal about it. His go-to coffee order is a large caramel frappe.
- Nora and Jane were actually really good friends, with Jane actually helping Nora to open Beanie's. Nora only gave Emma the job because she felt pity about Emma losing her sister.
- Sylvia is Karen's estranged older sister who cut off her ties with their family after being fed up with their obsession with purity and conservatism. At 18, She moved in with her then boyfriend at the time (they've broken off since then). Grace still prays for her sinner aunt to change her ways.
- Girl Jeri and Boy Jerry went to Sycamore High along with Mark and Karen. They did Bible study sessions together.
- Pete's parents have always had a rocky relationship and by the time Pete is 18 they're finally in the middle of being officially divorced. Pete would sometimes stay at Ted's shitty apartment when things got really messy.
- a lot of the teens think Pete is the owner of Pizza Pete's which adds to why they think he's rich. Max in particular makes fun of him for this a lot despite Pete trying to tell him on numerous occasions that he doesn't own the place.
- Pete and Alice were childhood friends but drifted away by the time they were in high school. They bonded over their shared love of sweets and dysfunctional living situations.
- Ruth had a HUGE crush on Alice, and both were a part of the tech crew in their school theater group. When she found out Alice was dating local stoner and rebellious cool girl Deb she wailed in the bathroom for a solid hour.
#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#the guy who didn't like musicals#tgwdlm#black friday#richie lipschitz#trevor npmd#gary goldstein#nora beanie#sylvia hatchetfield#karen chasity#boy jerry#girl jeri#pete spankoffski#peter spankoffski#alice woodward#ruth fleming#starkid#ok thas enough#a-maize-ing post
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What an absolute banger
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#I love this song so much#plus it’s the first instance of the nightmare time motif which is awesome#anyways yeah it was my birthday today#yippee#also the beginning of tech week#and I’m already spent#hatchetfield#the guy who didn't like musicals#tgwdlm#alice woodward#not your seed#that lighting gave me agony#Starkid#starkid tgwdlm
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The women of Hatchetfeild pulling out guns because it's a lot :p
#starkid#hatchetblr#hatchetfield#hatchetfield universe#hatchetverse#the guy who didn't like musicals#tgwdlm#black friday#bf starkid#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#nightmare time#nightmare time 2#charlotte sweetly#alice woodward#becky barnes#grace chastity#detective shapiro#stephanie lauter#sheila young#emma perkins#sorry if i missed any#cw guns#tw guns#guns#gun
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just the fact that every great Hatchetfield couple is some variation of "me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic"
#it's a lovely dynamic#favs#hatchetfield#paulkins#lautski#barneston#deb tgwdlm#alice woodward#holloweane#miss holloway#duke keane#paul matthews#emma perkins#ethan green#lex foster#me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic
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Bill: Do you think we’re father and daughter in every universe?
Alice: I don’t know. I’d like to think so.
———————Meanwhile————————
Solomon: Bitch
Steph: You’re one to talk
#idk guys#i’m so tired#and this came to me in the middle of the night#it’s funny right?#starkid#team starkid#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#hatchetfield#starkid black friday#nightmare time#bill woodward#alice woodward#solomon lauter#steph lauter#stephanie lauter
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Running Gags in Hatchetfield Musicals pt 6 | Hating Clivesdale (fuck em)
#StarKid#hatchetfield#npmd#npmd spoilers#nightmare time#hatchetfield musicals#tgwdlm#watcher world#forever and always#Kim’s face in the last one 😂#honey queen#nerdy prudes must die#the guy who didn't like musicals#team starkid#paul matthews#emma perkins#bill woodward#alice woodward#dan reynolds#zoey chambers
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