#tfw you dumb as fuck

[citrine-elephant]

ugh so i just went down a bit of a fuckin rabbithole, but

it IS confirmed that leon is built different?? like actually got stronger bcuz of las plagas?

... still haven't played the remake bcuz i can't commit to buying a pc lol

[skxrbrand]

🙄

[frankenstheythem]

i cant even begin to explain the amount of bullshit and idiotic behavior i had to endure these days ive been away,,,, fucks sake

[heartoferebor]

tfw u just wanna take a pic of ur dumb cat in her grandpa pose but instead you capture some sort of fucked up cryptid in the kitchen 🙄

[randomnameless]

WDYM only Alain can get the killing blow on Baltro???

TFW the Tricorns keep on whacking him to no avail, ditto with Magellan :(

even if plot wise it makes sense

@pandp-author Feathershields are absolutely ridiculous lol, Fodoquir basically exists and makes mage teams/teams where Sorceress try their "surprise you're frozen !" combo completely meaningless !

Sanatio's healing is completely stupid too lol, too bad we can't play more maps with the angels/feathered people, because they're fun to use!

I'll make a more detailed post about the epilogue later but plot wise for the final chapter, as expected, Gharnef Baltro backstabs the Red Emperor, it is revealed Ilenia - Alain's mom - survived in the prologue, but Red Emperor Galerius Galvius when defeated body/soul hopped on hers so she became his unwilling medium (which raises all sorts of questions here, when Alain kills Galvius during the "Rescue Scarlett" mission, did he aleady kill Ilenia and Baltro resurrected her, but she's somehow still alive and not a zombie?) but ultimately she is free when Baltro uses Galvius' soul to open the "gate to the netherworld" or something, to use the souls of the Zenoiran currently in limbo as fuel for his spells.

Given how Baltro notes that the Cornian Royal fam has the blood of the Maiden who survived the sacrifice of the Unicorn and its curse 800 years ago, I guess he implies that is the reason why Ilenia makes for a better host than the random Valmore - the previous human who was Galvius' host - but then it raises the question of Giethe hunting Virginia : wouldn't she have been used as a spare ? Granted, given how Galvius incarnates in the flesh of people who defeat him, the only way to incarnate in Virginia would be for either her or a random to kill Galvius while he's using Ilenia's body (and Virginia would later kill the random).

So I guess if Giethe brought her head Baltro would have been "you dumb fuck", but Alcina's plan to uwu with Gerard in Alain's body wouldn't put a dent in his plans, since he could get rid of Gerard in Alain's body to put Galvius instead if needed.

As cheesy as it was, I liked how the plot unfolded here - despite his "perfect lord" appearances, Alain still wants revenge for his mom and didn't forget what happened 10 years ago : if the player chooses to give Alain his vengeance, despite learning the plot and the truth about Zenoira, he... actually kills his mother, and Baltro is still Baltroing around.

If he acts as the better person and the "saviour", he tries to offer mercy to Galvius, despite him killing his mother and plunging the continent in a sea of blood, which gives Baltro the occasion and opportunity to betray Galvius, thus freeing Ilenia without killing her, and it gives the party the occasion to kill/banish him to oblivion instead.

The usual "follow the plot = you're rewarded + vengeance is meaningless" trope.

Of course I can't talk about the final map without ranting about the green NPCs that are here to "help" you - nice nod to have them be Drakengardians to echo Gilbert's earlier (at the end of arc 2!) words of sending Drakengard's help to help Cornia when it will be needed - sure his help is green units + Hermann (one of his retainer that is blue this playable \o/) but it's a nice nod to the former plot and you can honeypot about the political ramifications of this move (the Liberation Army led by the Cornian prince helped free Drakengard, so now the Drakengard Army will help the Cornian prince to free his country?).

No such lines about the enemy Bestrals - who as Bestrals can't be soul snatched - who are recruited by Dyna who basically tells them "wtf dudes stop fighting with them and join us instead!" but I confess I laughed at their names (il y en a qui s'appelle Paulo mdr, pourquoi pas Bébert pendant qu'on y est?).

Too bad the named minibosses aren't more developped, but I wonder if in the Norbelle aka worst ending we get to fight Reimann and pals instead.

Oh well, I'll have other occasions to replay that map to get the different endings - at least the normal one on this PT (the one where Alain kills Galvius but fights off the possession thanks to his magical plot ring that resonates with the plot ring of his partner).

[weirdthoughtsandideas]

A liveblog of a rewatch of my favorite lesbian film (Fucking Åmål)

Agnes having a "secret diary" on her computer it's so 90s.

"I am subtle about my crush on Elin" Meanwhile her diary:

It's so fucking funny how the first scene with Elin is her just POURING MILK OVER HER SISTER BECAUSE SHE DARED TO TAKE THE LAST OBOY (that's a chocolate drink) She's so impulsive and just says and does stuff all the time.

Everyone has known someone like Elin. And she was often the really annoying girl irl, but she's also just so young and naive and you can see there's just something else behind all of that.

Agnes' mom wanting her to have a party and AGNES DOESN'T WANT TOOOO AAAAUGGGHHH AND SHE DOES THIS BECAUSE OF HER MOM

Johan is so fucking awkward. He really tries to hit on Elin and she just disses him. Literally she doesn't want a ride and he's like "but you can carry the helmet if you want" HELP

NOT THE GIRAFFE NECK GIRL

Her name is Camilla but I call her giraffe neck girl because

Agnes... girl... stop doodling Elin's name you're not subtle

Victoria is so deeply afraid Agnes is gonna hit on her. Like. Agnes: So the french word for "bus"? Victoria: PUSS?! (this is the swedish word for "kiss") Agnes: ?? Agnes: Bus. Victoria: OH

Elin's lines in the cafeteria always cracks me up so much

Tfw you're grounded because you "accidentally had no pants on"

Listen like. I understand Agnes' mom, she just wants her daughter to have some friends. But she really does not understand her.

Oh no not the ableism... yikes

Agnes :((

Agnes litting up when she finds out Jessica and Elin have come over awwwwwwww

Not her mom giving them wine????

AGNES' COMPUTER IS ON AGNES HONEY GET A PASSWORD good thing Elin didn't see her diary cause.

Elin hearing the rumour about Agnes being a lesbian and her immediate thought is "Cool. I'm gonna be that too".

The 90s homophobia is strong, but some of these lines are so funny for no reason?? like?? Elin: What do I get if I kiss her? Jessica: AIDS, probably

Agnes' reaction to getting kissed by Elin isn't "omg I got kissed by my crush" it's shock, it's "what the fuck happened", and then when Elin and Jessica laugh and run away she just sits there. Not knowing how to feel. It's realistic.

Noooo Elin feeling so bad about it immediately and wanting to go back to apologize :(

Elin: *vomits* Johan: Fuck, you're so hot Elin:

Honestly same because who tf says this after you just have thrown up

Also how is this not a meme:

Fuck the self harm scene... aaaaaaaa I always forget it exists

Elin throwing rocks at the window :3

Ok I decided to translate my favorite exchange cause it's sooo

Tag your ship

Omg their talk about what they wanna be when they grow up <33

Elin: Do you think I am pretty enough to be a model?

Elin: Why are you so weird. Sorry for asking, but... you are weird. Agnes: You're weird, too. Elin: I want to be weird. Or... not weird, but I don't wanna be like everyone else. This exchange <33 They can be weird together

"It's just because you live in fucking Åmål" OOOOOOO

Elin is here with her dumb questions and Agnes is just

Let's go spontaneous trip to Stockholm woooooo

Imagine what would've happened if they actually went to Stockholm. THAT would have been a different movie.

AGNES GIVING HER A LITTLE KISS BEFORE GOING HOME

Not Jessica eating up all the chips because "otherwise their mom will wonder" and Elin is like "?? can't we be home without having eaten chips?"

ELIN MOANING IN HER SLEEP

Victoria is such a savage tbh.

"Good luck with Elin"

AAAAAAAAAAA JESSICA STOP BEING SO NOSY LET HER CALL HER!!

And Agnes will wonder why Elin isn't calling :( And Elin just WANTS to call but her nosy (but rightfully protective) sister is in the way :(

AND NOW ELIN HAS TO PRETEND SHE'S INTO JOHAN

Elin: Mom, I'm a lesbian Her mom: What?! Elin: Elin: Elin: Nah, I'm just joking

Not the random 30 second masturbation scene?? I mean this film has a very realistic portrayal of teenagers but. Well. At least it was just a zoom in on her eyes and not much else.

God living in a small town like these... everyone knows everyone...

NOT ELIN HANGING UP WHEN AGNES CALLS NOOOO her internalized homophobia :(

Agnes' dad sees so well that something is wrong and she can't tell himmmm

Elin: I wanna be a psychologist Jessica: YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT

So I know Jessica is just looking out for her, they kind of only have each other, but also she needs to give her some fucking privacy

Jessica: You get everything you want Elin: WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT? WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT WHAT I WANT? THE ANGST

Agnes' mom reading her diary AAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHYYYY

You know there's nothing to do in the small town when the teenagers play BINGO

Elin calling Johan from the OTHER ROOM to break up with him

Not the "you can't stand on an A-well because it means bad"

"No, I'm not feeling anything. No anal sex."

"I'm in love with someone else" AAAAAAA

THE CINEMATIC MIRROR WHEN AGNES HAS BEEN STARRING AT HER SCHOOL PHOTO ALL MOVIE AND NOW ELIN DOES THE SAME

Elin wanting to throw rocks at the window again and BREAKING THE WINDOW AND THE MUSIC JUST ABRUPTLY STOPS

TOILET CONFRONTATION LET'S GOOOO

Elin is so bad with words but god she tries... honey...

UGH and everyone outside banging on the door thinking she has a boy in there.

In this movie, no one comes out of the closet, they come out of the school restroom

"Ta da! Here is me, and this is my new girl! Could you move? We're gonna go and fuck!"

Wrote history!

"Fucking" means drinking oboy lmao

Elin just infodumping how she has too much chocolate powder in her milk

I really wonder what happens later. When they go back to school the next morning. When Agnes goes home to her mom who has read her diary. When Jessica finds out. But at the same time, it ends so sweetly. Right now it's only them and no one else.

This movie is really cheaply made. It's shot like it's some secret person recording these kids. It's awkward zooms and hectic cuts. But it also adds to the charm. It makes it feel... real. Like we're seeing them right now in these moments, not putting up an act.

Also, campy movies are the best movies :D

[cto10121]

Twilight Clown Takes—Part 4

What is it about YouTube and its breeding ground for Twilight clownery???? Some of it is very basic clownery, too. Also, the fake outrage on behalf of the Quileutes by engaging in racist interpretations of the text is…something else. Regardless, there I came upon the feast, and so I shall eat.

“The Wolves Are Savage” and Other Racisms

What.

You mean those same books that described the vampires in the same way as beasts, who not only growl and roar and snarl, but literally cannot smell blood without going literally crazy like sharks? The same books that described vampires as almost entirely solitary creatures who don’t usually form covens (because then they would turn against each other in competition for their human prey? The same books that had nothing but evil red-eyed vampires (James, Victoria, the Volturi) until the very last book of the series where we are introduced to sympathetic non-vegetarian vampires (Garrett, the Amazonians, etc.)?

Meanwhile the werewolves keep their reason and intelligence intact while they’re in their wolf forms and do not suffer from bloodlust. Their dangerousness comes from their youth and inexperience in shifting—the oldest of the pack is Sam at 18 and he was literally the first and only one to do it without help.

The books adore the Cullens. But it makes it damn clear that they (and the Denalis) are the exceptions that prove the rule. Otherwise Twilight vampires are sociopathic beasts and, as Edward explicitly said in book one, the Quileutes are right to keep their distance. And no, this wasn’t by accident or ~bad writing. Meyer is deliberate in her framing, as well as her characterization of the wolves.

Tfw your accusation of racism is racist

Bella asked Jacob if he could stop being a werewolf because she mistakenly thought him and his wolf buddies were literally killing people. When she learned otherwise, she was literally, “Oh, no, Jake, I’m fine with you turning into a giant wolf. That doesn’t bother me at all.” (This is near VERBATIM, not even joking). Bella is a monsterfucker, after all. She’s just not into that kind of bestiality.

Tfw your accusation of racism is racist

Yes, because imprinting is something the wolves 100% have control over and it’s something they can reject. There is nothing random about imprinting at all.

Otherwise—once again—the wolves have vastly more control over their wolf forms than the vampires over their thirst (the Cullens and Denalis excepted). And of course, their body counts are close to zero—compare them to the Cullens and Denalis. Only Sam has injured another human and that was by accident. Even the hothead Paul has no kills or injuries, whereas his counterpart Emmett has at least three.

MORMONISM OMG

Because Mormonism is the only religion that values and reveres close family ties. Only Mormonism supports the patriarchal family and believes in the organization of society through the familial unit. Only Mormonism is heteronormative and actively homophobic. No other culture or religion gives a fuck.

(Also, the Prodigal Son??? Literally the most common and basic Biblical allusion ever. Literally every major writer has alluded to it, including Shakespeare. It is not just a Mormon thing, oh God 😭😭😭😭😭😭 This kind of clownery eats itself).

Bella Hate Dumb Round ♾️

Bella turned down Mike and told him explicitly that it would hurt Jessica’s feelings if she went with him to the dance. She did go to La Push with him and her friends and was happy that it was “so easy” to please Mike. She rescued Angela from having to answer Jessica’s annoying questions about Eric by changing the subject. She helped Angela and Jessica find dresses and explicitly enjoyed their girls’ night out in Port Angeles. She had zero opinion on Lauren until she overheard her shit talking Bella (literally) behind her back. She listened to Jessica’s date with Mike and was glad it went all right.

Bella being mean to her friends is clownery so easily debunked—at worst, she is not particularly close to any of them except Angela. If she was reserved or distant with them, it was because she hates any and all attention to herself, period. It was her first day at a new school where everyone knew each other, and was already overwhelmed with introductions and learning her schedule and teachers’s and classmates’s names. The behavior Edward notices in Midnight Sun does not go against her character in Twilight at all and is a continuation of this self-abnegating tendency.

Edward literally went to Italy to get himself killed by the vampire elite and explicitly said that he could not live in a world where Bella did not exist. Before that, he basically admitted that when he wasn’t hunting Victoria he curled up into a ball and let the despair take him. Meanwhile Bella did not consider suicide (though ~just barely) because of Charlie and Renée. After her one week coma period she did make an effort at keeping up appearances, which included getting all A’s even in her weakest subject, Calculus.

It’s disgusting, all right: A male character who cannot live without his woman. What kind of a message is that sending to our poor impressionable boys???!!!!!

Didn’t Edward literally stop murdering child molesters and pedophiles because his conscience got to him that it was, indeed, still murder? And didn’t at least one clown still complain about how Mormon it was of him to care for human life? Now the clowns insist Edward doesn’t care about humans and humanity at all.

Even if Edward did care only about Carlisle’s disappointment, it wasn’t because he considers himself his perfect son. If anything Edward suffers from the same kind of self-esteem issues as Bella—in New Moon, he flatly denies Aro’s praise/assertion that his self-control puts Carlisle to shame. Edward thinks of Carlisle because he loves Carlisle like a father and thinks the world of him. He did save him from permanent death, after all.

[kaibacorpintern]

[Light Pollution - Part 1]

Word count: 7.3K | Rating: T | Gen | 1/2 Chapters

Summary: A new digital billboard goes up in Domino, advertising Kaiba Corporation, and it keeps Jounouchi up all night long.

“Sure. Thanks, man,” I said. I liked to play this dumb game: what name could I call my dad that was friendly, but not ‘Dad?’ He’d be fine with it until he changed his mind on a dime, and then all of a sudden it was ‘disrespectful’ and I was a shitty brat and whatever. Like playing chicken with a minefield. But he couldn’t really do anything about it anymore, because I wasn’t really scared of him anymore. “Hey - ” There I faltered. There was no point in asking if we could move; we didn’t have that kind of cash. And also I didn’t want to sign a new lease with my fucking dad. If it was just me, I'd be out of here in a split second. But it's not just me, and without me, he'd be in a cardboard box on the street. “ - tell me this thing doesn’t annoy the shit outta you,” I said, jacking my thumb at the billboard, beaming from the other side of the expressway. He looked at it, frowning, with only the faintest trace of recognition in his eyes. Like he had no idea who Kaiba was.   “Isn’t that the thing you made me do? With that… dorky kid’s game you like?” he said, and I bit my tongue. Duel Monsters is not for dorks. Duel Monsters is for everyone, even me.

A/N: I had no plans to write this and then I did. I have 85% of part 2 complete. Sometimes you just gotta smash the spigot and let the words come out. TFW the capitalism that's ruining your life has a name and a face and you know where he fucking lives but also be careful what you wish for... have fun!! kudos/likes are nice, reblogs are nicer, comments are nicest!!

[stitchwraith-stingers]

26 with Hazel :3

26. What's something the character has done you can't get over? Be it something funny, bad, good, serious, whatever?

you cant make me choose ONE scene i think about, might not be what the question is specifically is about but too late youve gotten into my unskippable dialouge trap

i cannot stress this enough her trying to convince her father - whos gotten his memories erased - to paint for his wife on the basis of her "uhh... because im psychic?" and THATS got got him to trust her, priceless, i hope they use this as their "um, internet" stand in

god dont get me started on rattleconda racers.... the way they yelled at eachother is like a gumball scene ... ALRIGHT IM SORRY BUT IF I STOP SCREAMING I LOOK LIKE I LOST THE ARGUMENT CAN WE HUG NOW, PLEASE

HER ALMOST STRAIGHT UP KILLING HERSELF FOR THE SAKE OF POTATOES?? HELLO??? AND AFTER PISSING OFF MOTHER NATURE? she rlly went hazel u fucked up big time and hazel went SUICIDE LIVE RIGHT NOW! 🎉🎉🎉

the way she infodumped RIGHT AS SHE WAS BEING DROPPED INTO MAGMA/LAVA IDR WHICH ONE... shes like THEYRE ALL SPECIAL CUZ THEYRE FROM DIFFERENT TIME FRAMES and theyre like HOLDDDD ONNN.... let her live shes a true rocky horror show head.....

ALSO ALSO THE SCENE IN FEARLESS.... tfw my friend gets possessed and calls out on me projecting how i was with my brother in the past... shes like YEAH that happened fuck off

the way she on the verge of TEARS when wanda almost died, good god, and lumping these next 3 things cuz theyre the same - "alright..... happy birthday dev...." "yeah u definatly deserved it" "FINE!!!!" (slaps him like a cat with cheese) "take the dumb shirt <:("

theres probably more small moments i can think of (eheheh ^_^ eh lives in my head rent free) but i think ill stop hereeeee............. question mark

[fischotterkunst]

tfw realization hits you like a ton of fuckin bricks

so like obviously, Krampus is known to steal children, right? like he takes them away never to be seen again. in the Don't Starve canon, we see him do this when he tries to steal away a baby beefalo. and i feel like i’m so dumb b/c i was today years old when i realized. Wortox wasn’t a Krampus to begin with. he was a Faun, a Fae. he even refers to himself as a Fae. so i think he was stolen by Krampus from another realm as a child, like as a baby. and that’s why Krampus just had this random little Faun following him around because he fucking stole him.

Oh my God the implication is fucking awful like...Wortox mentions his mom one time so he has a family somewhere...maybe that's why he reacted so strongly to Krampus' attempt to steal the baby beefalo. because that's what happened to him as a little one.

[beevean]

Sonic: *gets corrupted*

Knuckles: What happened

Tails; This happened.

Knuckles: Meaning?

Tails: This is what it means.

The way Sonic's friends reacted to him being fully corrupted always felt so... unnatural to me. I did like Amy running over to Sonic and touching his face, only for no response from him. But then she just kinda... looks at him sadly. Let her show more emotion! Let her cry! Her reaction to Sonic dying in 06 was more natural for her (same for Tails and Knuckles). I'd even say her reaction to Sonic being really injured in Tmosth was more natural.

As is, it just feels like the characters read ahead in the script and knew what would happen, they come off as too calm imo. I'm still wondering how Tails knew exactly what happened to Sonic just by looking at him, and if he did know, why didn't he warn Sonic earlier that would happen to him.

tfw Sonic's death in '06 was treated with more dignity. It even had a heartwrenching rendition of His World as its theme. fucking Shadow turning away showed more character. bruh

That scene was bad and also very clearly rushed in the same way Eggman's conquest of the world in Forces was. The buildup was just too long, and too detailed, for that conclusion - Sonic says in the overworld that he's perpetually cold and he's losing his memories! That's freaky!

And then the three character talk with the deadest voice they can muster and say some vague "look at my character development" stuff to save Sonic in a minute. Okay. If I played the game and reached that point, I think I would have felt personally offended lmao

First of all, "he took so much Cyber Energy that it corrupted him" is a very simple line, having Knuckles ask "meaning?" makes him sound dumb (and I don't even know how Tails knows what being corrupted specifically entails). Second, you're right, Amy has a bit of a "oh no!" reaction but Tails and Knuckles are just chilling - hell Sage shows more feelings, although only for Eggman's sake. Third, how did they know how to save him in the first place? Fourth, the "look at my character development" speeches also piss me off, Tails you're already a hero, Amy tf does "you still have love to share" even mean, kudos for Knuckles for sounding IC and natural.

Man, the orchestral rendition of I'm Here is so unearned.

special shout out to The End's "scream" that sounds like Big yawning. spectacular voice acting for a spectacular villain :P

I hope that we get at least a cutscene of Sonic "stuck between realities" in the new DLC. I don't even ask for a level. Just some showing of the pain Sonic had to go through.

[sevdrag]

tfw I see 2000 tumblr notifs and check to see fucking Neil Gaiman reblogged my dumb poll. bro if I knew you were watching I would have made an entire bracket Neil please like me

[chrisoftheeclipse]

mapleshadekin again with a relatable rant: tfw people are like "awwaashwha but uhh but she just lil guy" SHUT UP I KILLED SOMEBODY. LITERALLY JUST... READ THE FUCKING LORE? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??

THIS IS SO FELT SERIOUSLY MY ID KIN IS ALWAYS DUMBED DOWN TO "Angsty lil fella" like NO. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. NO.

sure i was NOT like media entirely in memories but I STILL DID SOME UNJUST SHIT?? IT ISNT OKAY??

i like to believe I personally am a skrunkle, but I will happily punch media in the fucking face.

thank you for relating honestly.

[ao3feed-jaydick]

All Witness Is Character Witness

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/52757722 by DESERTSCIENCE You going to shoot? Grayson mouths. No. Fuck. There are too many people, witnesses, too many will-get-caught-in-the-crossfireable dumb girls in ruchey fake-velvet club dresses and gelled-up-hair Italian guys lining up to get into the stupid club not too far down, and occasionally one of them will pass directly in front of Grayson, who’s staring up at Jason, not moving or blinking even as the seconds pile up dangerously close to a minute. Didn’t think so, Grayson says, and Grayson’s turning, with his key in the door and disappears inside and Jason numbly sits back and draws in his first breath in—well—over a minute now. His throat feels sort of dry. It’s so disorienting, what the hell just happened anyway, that it takes a couple minutes there on his haunches staring stunned-silent at the Grayson’s window before the anger even begins to set in. It just sets in after another feeling, is all.   (In which the Red Hood gets obsessed with the detective working on unraveling his criminal enterprise, who's obsessed with him back. They're definitely both only using each other to gain information. No feelings are involved at all. Not even a little.) Words: 35954, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Dick Grayson, Jason Todd Relationships: Dick Grayson/Jason Todd Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - No Powers, Alternate Universe - Criminals, Crime Boss Jason Todd, Detective Dick Grayson, Identity Porn, tfw when the person u obsessively stalk begins to obsessively stalk u back, Requited Stalking, they r in love. of course., Angst with a Happy Ending read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/52757722

[pjsk-writin]

Tfw ur so delulu about your ocs that you get way too much emotionally invested in their relationships with other characters than you should

Like man how tf did i go from haha funny toyas "older" twin sister to giving them and unpacking emotional baggage

I feel both impressed with myself and dumb as fuck

- 🦈

GSBDSJJSJD happens to me all the time dw bestie <3

[shy-socially-awkward-intovert]

Tfw you try to look up crossover fanfics but all that turns up are those dumb fucking oneshot compilations where half the fandoms don’t even have a fic in it.