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Identical twins

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zzzzzz

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#good for her WEDNESDAY (1x07 | 2x01)

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have you lot heard about the tiktoker who’s taking on the actual government over a parking ticket? because she’s a hero

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THE SANDMAN

2.03 "More Devils Than Vast Hell Can Hold"

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This is your semi frequent reminder that there is no official AO3 app

All those are unofficial and available on the Google play store as of August 13th 2025. They mirror AO3's content and insert ads, for which the developer gets paid by page impression (that's every time the ad appears in the fic you're reading) not just clicks.

No money goes to AO3, nor to the fic writer. It goes to the person who did the bare minimum.

Many of these apps have poorly worded or non existent privacy policies, so they may also be mining as much data as possible and selling that on to unknown third parties.

Please, just use the official AO3 site and the browser.

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My wife is reading a slowburn fic to me and I don’t have the constitution or patience for it. This is what I am doing to Jayce and Viktor in my mind

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this dream with this hob

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Lady Loulan

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Johanna: *tells Dream how to do the right thing*

Dream: ewww no, what’s wrong with you?

Hob: *tells Dream how to do the right thing*

Dream: you are absolutely right and I shall do this at once

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In where Morpheus is alive some how (out of the ounce of kindness from his parents) but he injured and has no idea who he is and where's he from. He is just filled with an overwhelming sense of sadness for no reason and wonders what to do. The only thing he has going for him is that he is staying with a man who claims to know him and is friend.

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I’ve officially decided my favorite relationship trope is “at first I was perpetually bothered by your mere existence but somewhere along the way you became my best friend and oh yeah I’m also in love with you.” Nothing else matters.

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Watched Apothecary Diaries and I was like, I love this character dynamic but why does it feel so familiar

a horrible flirt and a calm stoic character

both highly competent, skilled, and good at detective work

also absolute freak for freak

oh

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welcome to the Murdersex zine, a zine celebrating all things sex and murder. but um. we don't want to romanticize it or anything so don't make your submissions too murdersexy. we will do extensive background checks on all applicants and if we decide a past work of yours has too much sexy murder we'll have to remove you, sorry. we have limits, you know, we want a tasteful gory spread you could put on your coffee table, and having the Wrong people in it would kill the vibe (and we condemn all killing! wholeheartedly!)

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We need Tamaris in some human AUs now. The longtime cook for the wealthy Endless family, the one who stealthily slipped forbidden cookies and hot cocoa to a tiny Dream, who let him hide in her kitchen from his neglectful parents and bickering siblings throughout his tumultuous childhood, curling up under her table or in her pantry with a blanket and a book and a steady stream of snacks.

She's the only one in the entire damn house that Dream is excited to introduce Hob to when he inevitably brings him home to meet the family. Maybe he even steals her away when he sets up his own home.