#texting like a boomer
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Hey, y’know how this website and all websites are full to the brim with terf psy-ops?
I say we psy-op them back.
“There are men 😡 who ‘iDeNTifY aS’ 🤪 women 😌💖😌 and we have GOT to keep them out of our beautiful NHS 🥹🏥! Our government is giving them documents 🤯 that let them come into our restrooms and changing rooms 😱😱😱!! This product 💊, although not a perfect solution to this very serious problem, represents a solid step in the right direction 😃. It only comes in low doses 🤏 - unlikely to do much harm 😞 in the time before they come to their senses 🙏 - and can be bought over the counter. Having an option they can procure on their own will lower the temperature 🌡️ of the debate 😎 and reduce the pressure 😰 on doctors 👩🏻⚕️👨🏻⚕️ to cave to the radical trans agenda 😤. It offers a low-risk 👍, compromise option 🤝, to take the heat 🥵 down while we keep fighting ✊ to protect our kids 👶🏻👧🏻👦🏻!”
The argument for testost-her-one is very similar.
Meanwhile I trust the trans girl hackers to immediately figure out how to ad hoc adjust the dose, and the trans guys in their oversized hoodies to be able to swipe entire shelves of the stuff.
Let them cook
#joking but also not#TW: transphobia#there’s a kinda long transmisogynist paragraph in here but I SWEAR I am making fun of them#on my honor#I promise#texting like a boomer#TW: transmisogyny#transmisogyny#trans rights are human rights#I referenced the NHS despite living in the US and I’m sure you all know why#anti-terf#terfs do not touch#I am Medusa and any terf who comes onto this post will be turned to stone#ooohhhhhhhh boy let’s see what happens to my mentions after this one!
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Putting my silly, grubby hands all over a stupid shirt I saw
#the adventure zone#taz#taz ethersea#ethersea#amber gris#zoox anthellae#devo la main#MY HANDWRITING IS SO ASS… I JUST REALIZED THE SMALL TEXT LOOKS LIKE ��GOES FISTING’ 😭😭😭😭#based on a lowkey wife-hating boomer shirt I saw that said ‘I love it when my wife lets me go golfing’#which isnt explicitly wife-hating (low bar to clear) but still reeks of the ball and chain / hag wife vibe that made me go ugh.#I was considering having the text still be ‘lets me go’ but the vibe I got from the shirt was SO ‘My wife is my ball and chain’ so I changed#it to be more appreciating spending time with your partners. i mean why WOULDNT they go fish together?!
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forelibe you will always be famous
#fire emblem#binding blade#fe6#elibe#roy fire emblem#talk#if you dont click the link like and retweet i wll blow us both up#its my fave twt acct#a remake needs the manga characters in an entirely unrelated gaiden chapter#also idk panelling LOL#i wanted to use zephiel attacking but i was too lazy#roys boomer moments are so important. visit the acct youll see#join my twice annual rt spam club#26.9 edit i added alt text finally like an idiot!!!#edit 5.10 WE DID IT#edit 12.4.24 THIS GOT HUGE
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Fernando Alonso as dumb text posts I have saved on my phone.
#I used the last of my brain cells for this#fernando alonso#fa14#f1#michael schumacher#jenson button#mark webber#sebastian vettel#formula 1#text post#f1 text posts#lewis hamilton#formula one meme#f1 memes#what the fuck do you even tag things with lmao I feel like a boomer#text post meme
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warframe 1999 spoilers
one of my favourite quotes was
"i found a terminal" "arthur... that is not a terminal anymore D:"
#warframe#warframe 1999#sdfsdfsdfsdf idk why that was so cute#like i understand techrot taking over stuff must be scary but like wouldnt arthur know whats that looks like#its giving like boomer lowkey FKHSJDF#also love the amir adhd representation i love the way he texts in the chats
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[texting]
Miranda: He is coming to get you
Cassidy: Who is coming????
Caroline: MOM WHO IS COMING
Miranda: He’ll be there soon.
Cassidy: ARE WE BEING KIDNAPPED?
Cassidy: MOM PLS WHO IS COMING
Miranda: Roy.
Caroline: Seriously mom?!
#the devil wears prada#incorrect quotes#incorrect dwp quotes#miranda priestly#caroline priestly#cassidy priestly#what if miranda texts her friends/family like an omnius boomer
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Viren TDP is so similar to 80% of boomer dads I know irl and it haunts me.
#the dragon prince#tdp viren#lord viren#sarasade text#i know if Viren was real he would be like gen X. I just said “boomer” to vaguely gesture towards the direction of older men#who are dad age#guys do you think Viren would like Nirvana?
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alison’s friends casually asking who’s calling her and it’s julian so she’s like “oh it’s just my other friend” and they’re like “oh I’ve never heard of that guy”
and fast forward three months and she’s accidentally invented a whole fake identity for him that’s loosely based on his actual personality and they’re all really confused as to why she never invites him out with them or they never see him irl but she can’t explain that her trouserless ex-tory ghost dad is also a poltergeist who can use the phone
#it’s a good era to be a poltergeist#her friends think he’s weirdly quiet whenever he calls#also he texts like a boomer#so#julian fawcett#bbc ghosts#ghosts
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Melanie: I was actually a meme, for a day or two. You do know what that is, don’t you? Jon: >:( yesIknowwhatamemeis
#Valid question#Jon is a nerd who wears librarian sweater vests#there is no way he is well versed in internet culture#He probably texts like a boomer#tma#the magnus archives#tma jon
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Majima, texting Kiryu : Kiryu-chan! I see ya!
Kiryu : where are you, Majima-san?
Majima : turn around
Majima : no the other way
Majima : wrong way again
Kiryu : where exactly are you, nii-san?
Majima : in my office, the thought of ya spinning around is hilarious, Kiryu-chan!
#majima would fuck with kiryu over text#not like that#like hed make fun of his boomer bf#kiryu kazuma#goro majima#yakuza#ryo ga gotoku#kazumaji#majima x kiryu
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idk man like you do have to curate the experience like anywhere else but I lost someone super important to me? all of a sudden? and a bunch of people who I'd never met added me on the book face when that happened. so we could still keep in touch and be a family. and I think it's good actually that his cousins and friends are on the internet somewhere for me to talk to and keep in touch with and feel like I'm still connected to a big interwoven family that didn't die with him and that I didn't lose when he left
#adventures in text posts#unpopular opinion I guess#like...you don't have to stick around with the ones posting racist memes and you can laugh at the corny posts your fun relatives post#it's fine you can care about people who aren't with you#idk man I think we take things too seriously sometimes#guess I'm an old old millennial with a boomer ass take#shrug emoji#grief#death
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go vote mob (or link because poor guy has got nothing 😔) in @autismswagsummit !!!!!!
it'd pretty cool if shiego was able to go up against papyrus. everyone is worthy of having the most autism swag though 😔🫶 it's fun to see everyone's propaganda!!!!
#shiego kagayama#link loz#mob psycho 100#autismsummit2023#i have never played loz and i've only seen a few episodes of mob but i have friends who are fans of both 👍#i feel like a boomer posting on tumblr it's#changed so much since i last used it 😭#also i tried to do an ID of my drawings in the alt text. i hope it worked???#autismsummit2023 propaganda#mobsweep2023#this is my first time drawing every one of these characters but it was fun#future me: thank u all for the likes and rbs <3#teas art
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every time a boomer man comes into our restaurant and refuses to give us his phone number when he orders because he “doesn’t want to give us his personal information” it makes me want to tear my own skin off and use it to wipe the countertops
#text post#rambles#boomers#or when you ask ‘anything else?’ they say ‘for you to pay for me’ as like a joke#take me out back and shoot me in the dick
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I know I'm just old school and inflexible and a snob perhaps but. genuinely my pet peeve is people listening to albums on shuffle. I literally cannot fathom doing this... it was meant to be listened in ORDER!!!!! it makes sense that way!!!! u are losing sm of the Experience by shuffling it. how.
#applies a BIT less to modern music bc streaming services have rotten the entire industry#and I know I sound like a boomer for saying this. but I know it's true. speaking of. download ur fav music just in case besties#text
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Thoughts on the 2023 Frasier reboot?
I refuse to watch it lol. I don't really want to see Frasier be old, but also the original creators and basically none of the writing staff have any involvement. Unfortunately, my love for Frasier does not overpower my love for good writing. Also just not a fan of the general look of the thing: OG Frasier was lit very realistically and feels like a place you could actually visit. Everything I've seen of New Fras has that sterile modern sitcom look, often too brightly lit to be believable. I'm sure it's got some fun moments, but to me it just looks like an old man embarrassingly trying to relive the past (and dabble in nepotism, considering his irl kid was recently cast as Roz's daughter).
#sorry this is kinda mean but this is legit how i feel#why you won't be seeing any 2023 frasier content from me#no hate to anyone that likes it i just don't care about it at all#trying not to sound like a boomer while writing this lmao#frasier#new frasier#asks#text post
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I know it’s all just standards.
But Ringo’s Sentimental Journey is utterly charming.
We really should talk more about how he turns to this project as therapy as the band is falling apart. It’s pure nostalgia in a bottle but with Ringo jazz drumming and just having fun with it singing and adding these cute little improv bits. Blues Turning Grey Over You is a highlight for the “I just lost myself there, child!” laugh at the end.
It’s all utterly charming.
It’s a really cool collaboration too. He recruited different musicans arrange each piece (including Paul, who arranged Stardust, perhaps before the breakup drama heats up). George Martin produces and gets the big band together. They start recording more sporadically at first, starting Oct 1969. Night and Day, Stormy Weather (which got left off the final album but I love he tried it), Stardust, and Dream, all recorded before Christmas. The rest are Jan-Mar 1970.
It gets ripped to shreds by the rock cred sector. But Ringo using this as a grief project, sort of returning to childhood in the midst of a blow for comfort, feels more honest and healthy than he gets credit for. It’s also brassy as fuck. This is the height of “fuck jazz,” and Ringo’s just like “so what? I’ll do what I like.”
George said he liked it. John slagged him off for it in interviews, but I bet he secretly liked it too. Not sure whether Paul ever commented on it given the dual release drama. He does his own standards album decades later, after it becomes a thing artists do. But when Ringo does it in 1970? No one was doing that.
#sentimental journey#ringo starr#blue turning grey over you#particularly sounds like ringos version of grieving#pringo folks yall should be all over this one#pauls recording all by himself while john and george recruit ringo for their solo work#we know ringo took that hard with that lyric about not knowing if paul will play with him#you always hurt the ones you love#thats why that quotes on his mind#ringo appreciation post#my text#hey hey found that post i thought i lost!#when i say fuck jazz i mean fuck 40s big band#boomers saw it as their parents music and rejected it for decades#ringos like i know its my parents music but its also sounds of my childhood and like a warm blanket and thats kinda beautiful
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