#texting like a boomer

[warmhappycat]

Hey, y’know how this website and all websites are full to the brim with terf psy-ops?

I say we psy-op them back.

“There are men 😡 who ‘iDeNTifY aS’ 🤪 women 😌💖😌 and we have GOT to keep them out of our beautiful NHS 🥹🏥! Our government is giving them documents 🤯 that let them come into our restrooms and changing rooms 😱😱😱!! This product 💊, although not a perfect solution to this very serious problem, represents a solid step in the right direction 😃. It only comes in low doses 🤏 - unlikely to do much harm 😞 in the time before they come to their senses 🙏 - and can be bought over the counter. Having an option they can procure on their own will lower the temperature 🌡️ of the debate 😎 and reduce the pressure 😰 on doctors 👩🏻‍⚕️👨🏻‍⚕️ to cave to the radical trans agenda 😤. It offers a low-risk 👍, compromise option 🤝, to take the heat 🥵 down while we keep fighting ✊ to protect our kids 👶🏻👧🏻👦🏻!”

The argument for testost-her-one is very similar.

Meanwhile I trust the trans girl hackers to immediately figure out how to ad hoc adjust the dose, and the trans guys in their oversized hoodies to be able to swipe entire shelves of the stuff.

Let them cook

[orykorioart]

Putting my silly, grubby hands all over a stupid shirt I saw

[sidequestsinlife]

reblog w the weirdest thing you do unintentionally because of dnp in the tags

(inspired by someone's post i don't see now - sorry y'all are the real ones, will edit to attribute appropriately if it comes up again - about getting into formula 1 and muse because of dnp vids.)

but yeah, most of us parasociallly spend a lot of time with them!! what strange habits have you picked up?

not really looking for hobbies/interests necessarily, more like just actual habits that infiltrate normal areas of your life, not a new activity you'd never have done before, but a new way of doing an activity you'd have done anyway, if that makes sense.

[reunionandthen]

forelibe you will always be famous

[feralnando]

Fernando Alonso as dumb text posts I have saved on my phone.

[therewithinthestars]

warframe 1999 spoilers

one of my favourite quotes was

"i found a terminal" "arthur... that is not a terminal anymore D:"

[incorrectdwpquotes]

[texting]

Miranda: He is coming to get you

Cassidy: Who is coming????

Caroline: MOM WHO IS COMING

Miranda: He’ll be there soon.

Cassidy: ARE WE BEING KIDNAPPED?

Cassidy: MOM PLS WHO IS COMING

Miranda: Roy.

Caroline: Seriously mom?!

[sarasade]

Viren TDP is so similar to 80% of boomer dads I know irl and it haunts me.

[alexisntedgy]

alison’s friends casually asking who’s calling her and it’s julian so she’s like “oh it’s just my other friend” and they’re like “oh I’ve never heard of that guy”

and fast forward three months and she’s accidentally invented a whole fake identity for him that’s loosely based on his actual personality and they’re all really confused as to why she never invites him out with them or they never see him irl but she can’t explain that her trouserless ex-tory ghost dad is also a poltergeist who can use the phone

[godblessthisfuckingfandom]

Melanie: I was actually a meme, for a day or two. You do know what that is, don’t you? Jon: >:( yesIknowwhatamemeis

[tekitothemagpie]

Majima, texting Kiryu : Kiryu-chan! I see ya!

Kiryu : where are you, Majima-san?

Majima : turn around

Majima : no the other way

Majima : wrong way again

Kiryu : where exactly are you, nii-san?

Majima : in my office, the thought of ya spinning around is hilarious, Kiryu-chan!

[lurkiestvoid]

I can't stop imagining the alternate timeline where the EU did to Facebook what the US tried to do to TikTok. "Meta has to share its full proprietary software with our government, or sell to a European company" lmao can you imagine

Like EU and some others did some regulations on privacy and social media. As they should have, and as we should have here. And Zuck is still crying about it, as he should be. Notably, neither FB nor TT is banned in the EU, and while ByteDance hasn't made much noise about complying over there, Zuck is crying to drumpf to pressure the EU to lay off.

But anyways we can't do any of that here. Why?

Because any privacy regulations or social media regulations will affect our own data-farms. Because those data-farms are important to our government. Because Meta and Shitter freely share that data with our government.

The problem was never 'companies shouldn't have your data' because the US government is fully in favor of companies stealing and profiting from that data. We do it constantly!! Around the globe!! That is literally what Meta DOES.

The problem is our government isn't the one profiting, and that's what's not allowed.

[windandwater]

idk man like you do have to curate the experience like anywhere else but I lost someone super important to me? all of a sudden? and a bunch of people who I'd never met added me on the book face when that happened. so we could still keep in touch and be a family. and I think it's good actually that his cousins and friends are on the internet somewhere for me to talk to and keep in touch with and feel like I'm still connected to a big interwoven family that didn't die with him and that I didn't lose when he left

[ssweet--tea]

go vote mob (or link because poor guy has got nothing 😔) in @autismswagsummit !!!!!!

it'd pretty cool if shiego was able to go up against papyrus. everyone is worthy of having the most autism swag though 😔🫶 it's fun to see everyone's propaganda!!!!

[geothebio]

every time a boomer man comes into our restaurant and refuses to give us his phone number when he orders because he “doesn’t want to give us his personal information” it makes me want to tear my own skin off and use it to wipe the countertops

[doodlingwren]

What do you mean there's a bird who's name is greater prairie-chicken but he's called "THE BOOMER" and he looks like this 😭😭😭