#tell me if I missed anyone

[messymoonmad]

How would the gods react if you hugged them?

(If I hugged them or if anyone hugged them ?why do i always get confused with the simpliest asks... I'm gonna go with the second one...)

If you hugged zeus, persephone, Apollo or Hermes they will hug back with love and warmth

If you hugged poseidon he will push you away

If you hug hera she will grumpily stay still untill you're done

If you hug hades, amphitrite, athena, Hestia or aphrodite they will shrug and hug back until you're done

If you hug Ares he will break your bones with his intense hug

If you hug hefufu he will hug you back akwardly then interrupt the hug with the excuse that he still got work to do

[letsplaythermalnuclearwar]

edit: hey to those who chose "someone else actually": pls comment who I am dying to know

[owchie-wowchie]

I'm bored so, list of all Curt Mega characters who are in love with a Kim Whalen character in some capacity (with comments)

Shopper #4: the line "she's not as hot as she used to be" implies that at some point, he had a crush on Becky

Duke: that's just canon, baby

Mr. Cunningham: ah, Liz's unnamed husband who had no lines, it counts

Kid who was kissing Kim character under the tree during axe man: it took me a long time to realize that was Curt

Mark Chasity: as fun as holy bastard is, in canon he does love his wife and she loves him and I think it's kinda sweet (or at least has the potential to be) and it's funny that I'm pretty sure they don't have a ship name. This is not to say I don't like it when they get shipped with other characters, I'm just talking canon

Officer Bailey: while not explicit, working boys implied that he was going to working girls on a date with Miss Mulberry, at least to me, that's how it looked

Tinky: For those who don't know, in the Miss Holloween scene reads, Tinky has a line that implies he has a crush on Miss Holloway

[hot-boyband-tourney]

Bonus poll

[a-timely-problem]

if the character's had headlines

Lan: Yes King!

Moraine: Feeling blue? You should see my life!

Egwene: What dreams are made of

Perrin: Furries are hot too (he's so pretty)

Matt: Life's a game, luckily I have a gambling problem

Elayne: The secret life of an exchange student

Nynaeve: What can I do? (Seriously. She's been useless. Her character frustrates me so much)

Liandrin: Onions? I invented layers

Lanfear: Slay - it has more than one meaning

Siuan: Plenty of fish in the sea but only one me

Alanna: buy 1, get 2 for free (before the pretty one died)

Leane: You're lucky I've mastered self restraint

Verin: the pen is more powerful than the sword (basic but accurate and we stan)

Rand: what if commitment issues were a person

Min: just frustrated to be here

[xxplastic-cubexx]

something about first impressions idk

bonus:

[ashcremated]

throwback to my very first radiant emperor art. Plot relevant yuri win and yaoi fail <3

[licorishh]

no way she's alive ?? yea those mental health breaks because social media makes people suck are wild huh

[threecheers-forsweetrevenge]

simi bits during 2010-2011

I still hope that this wasn’t Kimi final choice, Sebastian on Kimi leaving f1 in 2010.

“Who is your best friend in F1?” “Unfortunately he isnt driving anymore in F1. Kimi Räikkönen is my best friend.”

Kimi Raikkonen on who he thinks will win the F1 World Championship in 2010.

So does the Finn think 23-year-old Vettel is ready to win the 2010 title?

“I think so. But mostly he’s just the nicest guy of them all,” said Raikkonen.  

Seb said he was inspired by Kimi’s championship to win his first one in 2010

“I haven't got that much experience but a good example is probably looking two years back, you know, three, four races to go, no-one had Kimi to win the championship. And in the end he did it by one point. So as long as it is possible I will fight till my last breath.”

"I was actually thinking about Kimi situation today, no one thought it was possible. He proves us wrong but the circumstances were special, same as today" – Vettel took inspiration from Kimi 2007 title comeback"I was actually thinking about Kimi situation today, no one thought it was possible. He proves us wrong but the circumstances were special, same as today"

Let's not forget about Kimi's brain going instanly to Seb when a Sebastian is mentioned

Seb mentioning him at every possible moment

Matching bikes..

Simi fans in 2010

[tripadvisor-said-fivestar-mordor]

Námo: If you’re an elf tragically in love with someone from another species, say ‘aye’ Beleg: Aye Luthien: Aye Arwen: Aye Finrod: Aye Finduilas: Aye Legolas: not tragic lmao but aye

[babyboywilson]

dean thinks cas likes him… he’s pretty sure… he thinks so anyway…. but he wasn’t going to be the one to make a move on a freakin’ angel. he’d let cas make the first move if that was something cas wanted. but days turned into weeks and months and then years with no attempts from cas to pursue dean. so dean buried his feelings. it was probably just his own unrequited desires reflecting back at him. he could live with pining and yearning.

it wasn’t until late one night, the two of them researching in the bunker library together with glasses of scotch next to each of their hands, that cas said something.

cas looked up at dean, darted his gaze down to the tomb in front of him, and looked back up at dean again. the flickering movement made dean glance up, and he locked eyes with cas; raising an eyebrow to silently ask cas what was up.

“we should get married,” cas said.

dean grinned.

yes. cas definitely liked him.

[peace-hunter]

tfone au where OP is created as the last of the primes but way after them, a sparkling born at what were thought to be the last days of the war against the quintessons, the beginning of a new generation of peace after eons of war. a child meant to be loved and raised knowing nothing of war nor sacrifice.

he's kept mostly out of the spotlight by his siblings, who don't wish to expose him to everyone's optics so young, and want to wait until the war is done and over to properly introduce him to their people.

except of course the primes are betrayed and murdered by sentinel, the war is lost and everyone who knows and cared for the truth is either banished or outright killed in order to suppress it.

and the high guard, the ones the primes trusted the most, the ones that were supposed to protect them, the ones who failed in their most important duty, have to make a choice. to take the last prime, their last hope, with them to the surface, a hostile environment where there's little to no supplies and where they'll be hunted down by both sentinel and the quintessons as the biggest threat to their regimen.

or hide him in plain sight. place him where sentinel won't think to look for him. one more sparkling among many. and hope it will be enough to keep him alive. pray to primus that he'll protect his last child long enough for them to come back for him when it's safer (even if most of them have already lost their faith on him when he allowed the rest of his children to be massacred like that)

they almost lose their resolve when they realize they will have to take the little one's cog away in order to make him blend in with the rest of the newborns (and oh do they burn with murderous intent when they see what sentinel has done to their people but it's not the time yet-) but in the end they decide an impaired little prime is better than a dead one.

and so in the chaos of thirteen dead primes and a sudden energon crisis, a little sparkling who very few mechs really knew about and even fewer had seen completely vanishes. and in the depths of iacon a mech in charge of a new batch of newborns scratches their helm in confusion as they realize they must have miscounted the first time.

optimus prime is quietly erased from any official records by sentinel, written off as dead when they find a sparkling's frame mangled beyond recognition after an attack on the base of those rebels that insist on being a thorn on his side. killing the sparkling hadn't been precisely in his plans, he probably could've found some use for it after all, but he's not particularly upset about it either.

and orion pax grows up with an ache on his spark that tells him he's missing something far more important than a t-cog and dreams of gentle and loving hands, cradling him against the frames of mechs he cannot recall the faces of.

[donttouchtheneednoggle]

BBC Merlin + text posts, after how long :')

[stark-lord]

Side B

[helbrides]

the greater nassau polycule - black sails s1-4

[okyum]

i used to be a tommy cant cook for shit truther during s7, mostly because i figured he was already too good to be true, but also bc as a homecook buck enjoyer i loved the idea of buck being the one to do the bulk of the cooking between the two of them (also more of buck in aprons.) (PAUSE. just had a revelation. tommy in an apron.) (ok continue) HOWEVER. we have since seen tommy in the kitchen. he knows his way around. and tommy being the king of only breakfast foods is funny, but now i want him to be good at Everything Else, too

now, i like to think he is at least as good a cook as buck is, if not better, and i need them both to be sooo fucking anal about how they work in the kitchen. i want them bickering about the right way to chop onions, and i need tommy to get bitchy when buck drains the pasta into the sink because YOURE SUPPOSED TO USE THE PASTA WATER FOR THE SAUCE, EVAN!!!! i need buck getting annoyed at sharing kitchen space bc UGH GOD TOMMY YOURE SO FUCKING BIG MOVE OVER!!! cue boyfriends playfighting and flirty hip checks and elbow nudging when they work in the same counter. and god i bet the competency kink bleeds into this too bc once they're done rolling their eyes at each other and nitpicking shit and they sit down to actually eat its just. wow my boyfriend is such a great cook 🥰🥰 can't wait to suck his dick about it later 🥰🥰 and then they can fuck on the counter or something :")