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yeah twink shen yuan this hunky binghe that, in all honesty the image of some scruffy awkwardly tall lanky mid 20's nerd with a half shaven tired face standing next to a seemingly perfect almost androgynous gorgeous beauty of a man is 5x more hilarious, bc imagine witnessing an absolute supermodel influencer (who's known to be a ladykiller) crying and clinging to some guy who looks like he's on the verge of having a midlife crisis at only 24 tiredly patting said supermodel's head and in a deep dead pan voice saying, "no dumpling, you can't murder that girl just because she said my xianxia themed legos were stupid." like you can't tell me that the stark contrast and impact would be nearly the same if it were your typical twink sy and hunk binghe.
#pleaseplease tell me you guys see my vision PLEASE#i feel like binghe should still be somewhat taller but still#like yes twink shen yuan sure but tell me this version wouldnt be more funnier#also the thought of gorgeous binghe being like ''man what a loser. hes older and hes not nearly as successful as me rn''#to being absolutely obsessed with him is also hilarious#svsss#mxtx svsss#luo binghe#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#bingyuan#bingqiu#scum villain
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in s2 i NEED charles to not let edwin out of his sight, seemingly being more protective than ever before
i need edwin to get annoyed about it, thinking that charles views him as weak now after seeing him in hell, thinking charles is now protecting him because he feels like he needs to, not just because he wants to
when in reality charles doesn't believe that for a second. edwin's the strongest person he knows and he knows he doesn't need protecting.
but whenever edwin's not with him, it's like he can hear him screaming in esther's machine again. he can see that pile of ripped apart corpses in hell on the inside of his eyelids every time he blinks. and the only way to stop it is having proof that edwin is there with him, that he's okay.
#you cant tell me he wouldnt be traumatised seeing that pile of ripped apart dead edwins in hell#thats the boy he loves having died horrifically over and over again of course it would haunt him#idk i just need more of the fallout of everything#dead boy detectives#charles rowland#edwin payne#payneland#my dbda posts
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getting back into the untamed and i had a thought. / follow for more yllz babygirlism
#i saw someone a while ago talking about how wwx always has good intentions….#his personal road to hell was paved with good intentions yes but i’m not sure where making a guy eat his own legs fits#it is so funny to me how the tiger tally/yin iron influences wei wuxian differently in each adaptation#i remember making a sliding scale of how ‘culpable’ wwx is from adaptation to adaptation#based on how they portray the mental effects of the iron#but for the life of me i cannot find it :(#wwx really said ‘if i had a cursed amulet i simply wouldnt be corrupted🙄🙄’#that’s basically what he tells lan zhan in this episode…. if necromancy was having ill effects i would notice#and you know. at this point he is lying about everything. but i do wonder how much he actually believes that 👁️👁️#how much of his mind is resigned to doing whatever needs to be done to exact revenge regardless of harm to himself#and how much genuinely believes that he’s smart and competent enough to make it through whole#the answer of course is BOTH!! bisexual pride#mdzs#art#mdzs spoilers#wei wuxian#lan wangji#wangxian#mo dao zu shi#grandmaster of demonic arts#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#my art#the grandmaster of diabolism#cql#the untamed#魔道祖师#陈情令#mdzs meme#doodle#lmao
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Day 16: Forbidden (frosting)
#inktobertale2024#actually forbidden frosting#HAVE YOU SEEN HEAVY TEXTURE ACRYLIC PAINT?????#THAT STUFF LOOKS LIKE FROSTING#like no joke id eat that by accident if it didnt smell like paint#look it up#look up heavy texture acrylic paint and tell me you wouldnt eat that#its impossible#i think ink would eat the shit outta that no lie#hed stash tubs of it around his house so he has easy access to a quick snack#imagine if error came in and saw a sandwich with brown acrylic spread on bread#and he was hungry so he quickly ate it and spat it out after the paint taste hit him#brown acrylic paint looks like nutella#anyway im done yapping#ink sans#traditional#digitally colored and edited tho#lineart done with a dip pen
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finally drew clora and seb's kids!!🙌🙌
Celeste Sallow: OK THIS IS THE NAME IM SUPER PROUD OF BAHAHA because not only does the name celeste relate to the stars (in typical ravenclaw fashion...clora picked the name) but celeste sallow is also an alliteration. BUT, its an alliteration that begins with a C, which means clora gets to match with celeste in the form of both of their names starting with a C, whereas sebastian gets to match with celeste because both of their names are an alliteration/they're alliteration allies🥹ITS THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!🥳
Lewis Sallow: as for lewis, if you've read my fic then you know that seb has a vendetta against names that start with an L bahaha, but 'lewis' was actually HIS idea. when celeste was born, seb wanted to find a muggle story to read to her, since clora's favourite story is ALSO a muggle one (sherlock), and he wanted to stick with tradition. so he ended up finding alice in wonderland, which he loved because of how adventurous and clever alice was and of how much she reminded him of clora and celeste (both personality and looks wise). it became his favourite for those reasons, to the point that when they had lewis, sebastian overcame his L-name hatred by naming their son after lewis carroll.
Houses: celeste could have been sorted into either gryffindor or slytherin, but ultimately ends up in slytherin because she wants to be like seb. kinda like how clora also probably could have been in gryffindor, tbh. as for lewis.....him being 10000% in ravenclaw doesnt need any explanation BAHA, just look at him.
Appearance: since clora has a tiny bit of veela blood in her, thats obvs passed down to their kids, too, and so they mostly take after her as a result of it. but there's still little bits of seb that shine through in each of the kids: for lewis its his brown curly hair, and for celeste its her complexion/freckles. and the fact that celeste looks so similar to clora only doubles up sebastian's stress/protective instincts when he watches her BAHAH. he's ofc still proud that she takes after him so closely, but seb also cant deny that he wishes it had been their SON that had taken after him instead, to keep her out of danger.
Celeste & Lewis: for celeste and lewis’ relationship, celeste is a super proud big sister, and treats lewis kinda like how seb treats clora. if there's anything that needs to be done, she offers to do it for him. and although she doesn’t have the patience to read stories herself, she loves playing outside and having lewis read to her in the background, and loves to act out/use his stories to fuel her imagination. and lewis makes sure to pick stories that he KNOWS she’ll like (which mostly involve heroic and daring feats of adventurers or pirates. he's tried to read more classic fairytales and romances to her a few times, but celeste always gets bored). she loves to draw though, so sometimes when lewis reads books that have no pictures, she'll draw them herself.
Celeste & Seb/Clora: celeste is a daddy's girl LOL and always tries to impress seb with the stuff she does, especially after hearing how HE was at her age, and so its half to impress and half because shes competitive that she wants to do the same/be just as good. and seb always gets a kick out of hearing her feats in the crossed wands club, or in defense against the dark arts class, and he also goads her on, telling her she'll have to do better than that if she wants to be as good as HE was. and whenever celeste gets detention, clora always stresses and asks why, whereas seb just tries to keep the smirk off his face. as for celeste and clora, clora also reads to celeste, and bakes and cooks with her, which is something celeste actually likes doing. not only because it keeps her busy and she likes to help and get messy in general, but also because she likes the fact that it results in good food afterwards LOL, and constantly asks when things can be taken out of the oven. also, for as tomboy-y as celeste is, she honestly doesn't mind/likes the clothing that clora puts her in and likes when clora dresses her up, bc it makes her look like one of the princesses from the storybooks, and it just amuses her more than anything else. once she enters hogwarts, though, its mostly trousers. but she still DOES like the occasional girly clothing.
Lewis & Seb/Clora: lewis is a momma's boy LOL and unlike celeste, doesnt care about duelling or of proving himself or anything like that, and is only concerned with stories and his future studies. so ofc clora had to show him sherlock, which he naturally loved. it even inspired lewis to want to write his own stories, so that he could challenge his own skill and see if he could, but also because he wants his mom to read them, and likes the idea of writing his own sherlock-esque story with equations and mysteries to be solved that he can offer her. lewis also wants to write a book for celeste as well, bc although he wont admit it, he basically wants to write a story tailor-made for her and her interests. one that he thinks will have everything she’d love in it. and part of it is genuinely because he WANTS to do it for her, but the other part of it is also for his ego, and to see if he CAN write a compelling story, and write something that would actually get THE hyperactive celeste to sit down and read it in its entirety (not to mention of her own volition). as for with seb, lewis looks up to him more than anyone else, due to how well-rounded he is and how hes so good at practical stuff AND studying, and he kinda sees seb as a main character/protagonist from one of his books, and uses sebastian as inspiration for his own stories. if hes stuck on what he thinks the dashing main character should do next, he'll ask his dad what HE would do, which results in seb getting very weird questions that he nonetheless is always happy to answer. also, when lewis is older and finally learns the full story of what happened with clora and seb and ranrok and rookwood, he writes their story in novel form, except he just changes their names/some of the details, and it becomes a best seller LOL. and i didnt know where to put this, but the four of them all read a story before bed every night, with lewis in the middle and seb and clora on either side of him. though celeste stands at the foot of the bed, basically doing a charade/mime show of what theyre reading, and putting on a little play to go along with it BAHHA.
OK thats all i can think of for now ive yapped enough😩 if youve read all of this ur a real one.... ive also considered giving them a 3rd (and last) child, which would be a boy that looks exactly like seb, and seb would just be praying like please.....let this son take after me🧎♂️🙏 BAHHA
#much to sebs dismay celeste is probs gonna be an auror LMAO whereas lewis is gonna be a writer#seb once again asking the universe why their personalities couldnt have been switched....but girldad seb is made to suffer#and yes they are BOTH dressed by clora and her mom if you couldnt tell LMAO#just wait till lewis is out of that sailor fit...he gonna be a heartbreaker when hes older fr fr. bro is beautiful#also i can imagine celeste when shes older using her looks to her advantage BAHHA like noo...i wouldnt do that...look at me🥹uwu#sweet talking her way out of detention BAHAHA shes that troublemaker student that the teachers secretly have a fond spot for#and altho seb tells lewis to protect and watch over her in school he doesnt rly take it seriously bc hes still young#but once they get older and if celeste ever DOES have problems then lewis definitely would step up for her as her brother#but hed do it in a very conniving and indirect way...like finding out whoever is causing her trouble and hexing them or some shit LMAO#and nobody would ever know😇😇😇#celeste would be like I GUESS I FINALLY SCARED THEM OFF/THEY LEARNED NOT TO MESS WITH ME!!!#and lewis would just be like yea....thats probably what happened.#bro does not need OR want the credit LMAO#also hes soft for his sis so he supports her delusions like the good lil bro he is. lewis supports womens rights and wrongs. king#choccyart#celeste sallow#lewis sallow
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a peeta doodle requested by @everdares! thanks for following and supporting my art for a year 🧡💛💚
#i should really start an art tag#the hunger games#peeta mellark#katniss everdeen#everlark#cmon you guys#he canonically picks flowers for his girl#and its daylily season#dont tell me he wouldnt adore them
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Knights will be Knights. You know how it is.
The photo that prompted this whole thing is under the cut, in all its glory.
#team huddle#bbc merlin#merlin#the knights of the round table#AKDJSKSJ LISTEN#LISTEN#THEY WOULD DO THIS#TELL ME THEY WOULDNT#EVEN JUST TO HAZE MORDRED SOME MORE#merlin emrys#sir mordred#arthur pendragon#sir percival#sir elyan#sir Lancelot#(he’s there I promise)#sir Leon#sir gwaine#arthuriana#meme redraw#redraw#artists on tumblr#doodle#shitpost#my art
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Timothy needs more friends. I know a guy
#you look at rhys and tell me he wouldnt accidentally swallow a lego piece. i dare you#borderlands#borderlands 3#rhys strongfork#timothy lawrence#mad moxxi#rhysothy#timoxxi#fanart
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#forever puppy <3#lee know#kim seungmin#stray kids#skz#skz gifs#bystay#skzedit#gagwanzsource#fr though everyones insistence he like wouldnt deal with a dog or whatever had me rolling my eyes#how many times do i have to say that cat guy can love a dog too!! raise a dog!! lee know said he wants to raise a dog in the future#the insistence youre a cat person or a dog person must end. its like being bisexual when people tell you to choose like Naw i dont think so#it was like comments on the kitten interview bein like Wow 🥺 chan was nice to the cats even tho he has a dog 🥺#of course he was you clown. hes even nice to bugs. whatre you thinking#everyone reading these tags pls note: its 2am and i have strong feelings about animals or idk- stop pigeonholing lee know#only pigeon him when he has pigeon hair etc etc.#bye#im not actually angry i just love tangenting on gifsets bc i love to do it
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#a doodley#i had to make this blue so tumblr would stop hiding it from the dash#anyway no caption this happened 2 hrs ago#im happy abt my surgery but it and other things this year keep beinging conversations like these up#and i cant handle it at all.#everything my dad tells me just makes me feel worse and not bc its anything bad but bc I Feel Bad#like the conversation then continued to him being like no dont cry im just saying i wpuld have wanted to#quit my job decades ago and set aside money so I wouldnt be struggling as much now but that didnt happen#and i just dont want that to happen to you guys :)#so we have to support u so that your life is what u want it to be#and i cried even more bc what do u mean. thats so sad. ur a person and u were a child and baby once and ur gonna die#and you always almost cry when u talk about your mom who passed away decades ago#and your brothers that passed away#recently and im going to be your age and still sobbing bc i miss my dad. just like i have been prematurely crying about since i was 7#the other day my dad asked my mom if i cried a lot when i was a baby/kid and my mom said no and then my dad#said that when i Did cry it was so severe he thought i would ''drown in my own tears''#bc i could never stop. like. thats still true today. ive been crying on and off since then#i think i mentioned he's just been telling me stories about his life lately and it further fuels this. i get so sad. im sorry your life was#like this. i dont want to die i dont want you to die im sad im sorry im sorry#im scared. im never going to see you again. how horrible. how horrible#i cant enjoy my day today bc every day is a day closer and i get sad
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oh, yea, it’s very real btw
#TELL ME HE WOULDNT WEAR THIS#AFTER SIGNING A BOOK DEAL W AGNES NUTTER#behold the rat#crowley#bnf au#good omens
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Gojo: "Domain Expansion-"
You: "Must you say that every time you spread my legs?"
#you cant tell me he wouldnt say it#whispered_hcs#whispered_conversations#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen hcs#jujutsu kaisen headcanons#gojo x reader#gojo x you#gojo x y/n#gojo reader insert#gojo scenario#gojo satoru#gojo satoru x reader#gojo satoru x you#gojo satoru x y/n#gojo imagine#jjk#gojo jjk#jjk hcs#jjk headcanons#gojo jujutsu kaisen#whispered_incorrect_quotes
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DPxDC thought
Friendly gambling on brawls is a common thing in the Ghost Zone, and nobody ever bets on a revenant because they don't get the flashy superpowers (flight, invisibility, intangibility, ectoblasts, etc) that ghosts get. Most revenants didn't get trained in the art of fighting supers by Batman, though. The Acres of All seem like the sort of place that would back onto the Infinite Realms like a suburban backyard backing onto a national forest...
What I'm saying is Jason got the money to kickstart his criminal empire by cheating at ghost boxing.
#dpxdc#the all caste is an underutilized concept and i think jason deserves to be mystical#also tell me he wouldnt use bat training to cheat at ghost fights
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⚔️🦈
#SILVER WAKE UP!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!#abt to be BLUE MUSTACHE CITY over here!!!!! he's a fool. he is never safe from the wrath of one silly silly marker#he's gonna have a mustache and fake glasses and whiskers on his cheeks. and lilia won't tell him when he gets back to diasomnia.#trust#silver like 'phew training today was a lot let me go to sam's shop to get a refresher' then sittin on the stairs. the FOOL#twst#twisted wonderland#twst silver#floyd leech#i was worried it wouldnt be obvious this was sam's shop at first. i will admit#suntails
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Argue Lester & his three bfs ask: what are the sleeping/living arrangements? Do they all have one big bed or separate beds? Do they all have separate apartments?
sorry for the incomprehensible handwriting ANYWAY Noel apartment floor plan just dropped
#argue lester…… so true#anyway#yes they have a piano in there yes it’s for John#you’re telling me he WOULDNT want to learn piano?? Cmon#long kitchen………..#ask#arthur lester and his three boyfriends
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dipping my foot into the fandom with some outfits for they :)
#batman#tim drake#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#ough posting arts everyones favorite and hitting it off with such bangers as contextless lineups :thumbsups: i have to force myself to actu#tully draw them someonhow. otherwise id just imagine drawing them for the 100000ths time. its fun tho :))#(nno you cant totally tell its my first time drawing them)#anyhow just some notes cause i like sharing!#forever torn about casses clothes because i am at war with if shed only wear practical clothing with no excees clothing to always be prepar#d for a fight or to go with more comfy clothes because shes finally free and settling in with the reality that she dosent always need to fi#ht#stephs a bit to pastel but i think she should get to have fun she needs it my babygirl is unwell probably but im sure a cute shirt and funk#bracelets will fix her#also please apprictae tims shitty tshirt its so silly to me#also yes skating protective gear and while i think he also wouldnt use them its also so funny to me so like fight me you know#anyhow!#the giirrrllllsss (plus tim)
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