#teen wolf: movie

[shelbbswrites]

WHY did they do that TO STYDIA

I wish I knew.

Holland Roden did a great job bringing emotional gravitas to that scene.

But at what cost? It simply doesn't make sense.

Stiles would suspect that something was off with Lydia before she broke things off. So he would've asked her what was going on and would've worked through this dream (that could totally not be a premonition) so that they were together.

Teen Wolf spent six (!!!) seasons building up to Stiles and Lydia's romance just to tear it down in a follow-up movie. Now, there's a great chance that Paramount+ will order a sequel. Whether people are hate-watching it or not, the numbers count. So, by the time the next movie rolls around, Stiles and Lydia have resolved their issues (off-screen, likely), and Stydia is okay again.

Regardless, that new story doesn't erase the one this Teen Wolf movie told.

Stiles and Lydia's break-up felt like a shoehorned explanation for why Lydia hasn't screamed in a while. Surely, there's another approach to that story that would keep Stiles and Lydia's romantic relationship intact as a positive force in both of their lives after all the pain they've experienced. But guess not...

[panna-acida]

Teen Wolf: The Movie | Official Trailer | Paramount+

[shieldofiron]

This is foreplay

[feelsforsterek]

heart to heart, i summon thee anchor to anchor, return to me. bring back the one who holds my soul from the ashes, make him whole

[incorrectsterekquotes]

[post teen wolf movie]

stiles, about a plan to bring derek back to life: ... And I know that, if derek was here, he'd agree with me. derek, who has been haunting him (romantic) since he died: No, I wouldn't. stiles, who can see and hear him: [ignores him]

[kjwaikiki]

You know how Eli looks like Stiles. Well I have a headcanon and it is not that Stiles got pregnant through magic.

My headcanon is simply that Eli’s mom looked a lot like Stiles, which could be considered a little mundane until you consider the comedy involved with a stepdad Stiles and Eli being out together in public.

People assume Stiles is Eli’s biological father until one of them corrects said person. I want it to be Eli in which case he can go two ways (both are hilarious)

1. Eli jokes about his dad having a type.

2. Eli jokes about how he always knew his dad and Stiles would get together because look at him (Eli gestures to his own face and then to Stiles) it wasn’t rocket science to figure out the old man was a little hung up on Stiles.

I just think the implications are hilarious. Stiles would never feel insecure ever. If anyone asks him how he remains so secure in his relationship with Derek all he would have to do is gesture to Eli.

All I’m saying is it takes a special type of pining to have a son that looks and acts scarily similar to this one high schooler who you went through multiple brushes with death with, saved their life, had them save your life, and shared many very emotionally charged (possibly tender) moments with.

[stereksthings]

someone said this reminds them of derek and stiles 😭

[dirtbagdefender]

like father, like son.

[teenwolf]

 Derek and Eli are a hale of a team. Stream Teen Wolf: The Movie now on Paramount+

Art By: Patience

[shelbbswrites]

If I had a nickel for every time my favorite character died in a (hell)fire as a hero move, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot. But it's weird that it happened twice, right?

[colethewolf]

A Real, Legitimate Summary of the Teen Wolf Movie's Plot:

(I'm not joking, but you're going to think I am)

also, spoilers obviously...

Scott McCall works as a rescue dog saving victims from building collapses in LA

Mr. Harris, the long DEAD biology teacher for school somehow magically comes back from the dead and decides to get his revenge on Scott

Mr. Harris flies to Japan and robs a ramen shop that Liam & Fake-Kira Hikari own, because they decide to keep the nogitsune locked in a spice jar on a spice rack

The nogitsune brings Allison back to life, who has been dead for 15 years, and uses the oni to kidnap everybody to hold them hostage in a magic spirit realm located underneath the lacrosse field while scott & eli play a lacrosse game

The nogitsune's plan is to make the entire pack watch Allison shoot Scott in the heart and kill him, so that everybody will be sad and he can drink their sadness to become more powerful

Scott pretends to die, so the Nogitsune gets made and turns into a WEREWOLF-NOGITSUNE HYBRID MONSTER and attacks

The pack decides that the only way to kill the nogitsune (even tho the nogitsune was previously established to literally be unkillable) is to have Parrish hug him and set him on fire to death

For some reason, the werewolf-nogitsune hybrid monster won't stand still to die, so derek decides to literally SACRIFICE HIMSELF by holding down the werewolf-nogitusne and letting Parrish burn BOTH derek and the nogitsune to death

Derek literally burns himself to death right in front of eli and orphans him

Scott and Allison decide to adopt Eli and run a dog shelter in LA

The End.

(no, i'm not joking.....this actually happened. this was the movie. some of the worst fanfiction that I ever read watched in my life)

P.S the only good part of this really bad fanfic movie is that for the whole movie derek keeps saying that he hates stiles' jeep (and he doesn't explain why) and then at the end of the movie at derek's funeral, sheriff stilinski gives Eli the jeep and says that derek secretly didn't hate the jeep.

then he explains that after Stiles left it behind, Derek towed it back to his auto shop (because derek is a mechanic now btw????) and fixed up stiles' jeep literally so he could keep it for himself. and I'm pretty sure this is supposed to be some metaphor for derek not realizing he's in love with stiles until after stiles moves away and now all that he has left is the jeep????

so, canon!sterek yay!

[shieldofiron]

Derek: Are you saying you're- Stiles: Yes, I'm stuck in a time loop.

[theclassymike]

Tyler Posey and Dylan Sprayberry at the Beacon Hills Forever Con (2024)

[feelsforsterek]

[terrific-crow]

Watched the Teen Wolf Movie. Incredible experience.

[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

Imagine Derek does have a phone, but the only people who have his number are Cora and Stiles