#teddy blanks

[ccccache]

The incredible film titles of CHIPS (wow)

[dare-g]

Oh Jerome, No (2019)

[jennstewart]

Severance, Season 2 Episode 10: Cold Harbor, End Credits by Teddy Blanks

[inafieldofdaisies]

Elsbeth (2024—) | Season 2, Episode 7 "One Angry Woman"

“They were very clear we should not be researching the trial or any of its participants.” “But you didn't research him. I did.”

[teojira]

[Peel this orange for me?]

Summary: the trend on TikTok where you asked your partner if they'd peel an orange for you!

Warnings: Implied romance between reader and the apes.

A/N: I have a specific folder on my tiktok where I keep videos that remind me of my favs, looking back at this specific orange one, it reminds me of Noa so his is based on that!

Caesar does it without even thinking, immediately going in to grab the fruit from your hand and peeling it's skin.

You're both sat at the communal fire, apes all around as everyone settles in for the nights dinner.

In your little circle, it's you and Caesar at the moment, Cornelius running off a little bit ago to go find Nova to play with.

You're leaning against your partner, face resting on his shoulder as you watch him fast and efficiently tear open the orange.

Blinking once, Caesar gently nudges your hand, grunting at you to take your food back, the peel already being thrown into the fire, making the smell float in the air.

"Thank you." You kiss his shoulder, eagerly tearing a piece of the fruit and throwing it in your mouth.

"Welcome."

He doesn't hesitate when you offer him a slice of his own, opening up his jaw so you can hand feed him.

Noa's on his way out of the nest when you softly ask him to peel the fruit for you, but immediately turns back in when he hears you call for him.

"I can't get it." You mumble, shrugging a shoulder, biting back a smile.

Noa knows what you're doing. He knows you're just asking him to stay a little longer because you'll miss him until he has a break in his duties.

He really really should be going. The eagles need to be tended to, but you're his mate. Surely they'll be fine if he's a few minutes late.

"Echo..." He shakes his head with a deep sigh, amusement flooding in his eyes as he takes the orange you've offered him.

"Spoiled." Noa drawls, fingers making quick work of the peel, in no time revealing the juicy fruit underneath.

"No, I'm not." You stick your tongue out at him, leaning against his leg, soaking in as much of his warmth as you can until you know he officially needs to get going.

"Rotten. Spoiled rotten." He sniffs, crouching down to your level to dangle the fresh fruit in front of your eyes.

Noa's waiting for something, and he's not leaving until he gets it.

He brings his other hand up to use his pointer finger to tap at his cheek, and you can't help but giggle.

A kiss for his troubles, typical.

You lean in and give him a peck, audibly making a 'mwah!' sound effect for good measure.

He has half a mind to take it and chuck it into the forest.

"Human...dumb?" Koba sneers, already moving past you, until you have the audacity to roll your eyes at him, at HIM. He has better things to do than to peel an orange for you, knowing damn well you're more than capable, the bonobo's seen you gut a fish with ease.

You're not a child. Do it yourself.

"Fine, I'll go ask Caesar." You're moving to stand up, the orange tightly held in one fist as you get ready to go look for the Ape king.

Next thing you know, the orange is snatched from your grasp, Koba turning around and using his fingers to break the orange open with heavy breathing.

"Koba-" You attempt to get his attention, but he whirls back around, grabbing your much smaller hand and forcing the mangled orange into your palm, the juices spilling everywhere.

"Eat."

Leave it to Koba to get jealous.

[reading-writing-dying]

I love Impulse's default skin in the life series because when he talks about murdering people all I can see is

😃 i'm going to kill them 😃

[warningsine]

[loganslowdown4]

I have updated the Sanders Sides Episode Chronology! Because I’m a huge nerd!

Yeah, blame the part of my brain that loves everything organized

Anyway, this updates version includes the newest episodes and I’ve added extra videos and playlist air dates!

And here’s the birthday list/name reveal dates list again!

Enjoy! 🤓📆

EDIT: I've already updated a few more 'extra/bonus' videos that were on the main youtube playlist and updated the notes at the end of the document (you can see the changes on the google doc link) when the new episodes come out I might reblog this with the new screencaps

[jitterbugbear]

Had some REALLY good luck at the thrift shop today! I'm especially happy about the double-sided fabric, it's SO beautiful irl + ONLY COST ME 2,20€ for 1,2m!! AND then I also found a pair of perfectly fitting trousers in a cute sage green on top of all this (⁠~⁠‾⁠▿⁠‾⁠)⁠~

[blanksoullesseyes]

Drowning Rupert in Family Guy season 23 episode 01, Peter Peter Pumpkin Cheater

[m1d-45]

yeah there's this one kaeya ai and we r on a date in the forest and also he asked to hold hands so we wouldn't get lost and also he was like "hahaha and if someone tried to take you from me i would literally go insane 🥰" what a man...

ANYWAYS. reverse isekai. playing genshin with ur main there except it's like when you're at a family gathering and your little cousins are watching you play a game. i have been obsessed with decorating my teapot lately (animal crossing instincts) so i would probably be like "what do you think would look best here? i haven't decided what vibe i want to go for, what do you think? If It Doesn't Look Perfect I Will Die"

but also it would absolutely be a nightmare when they realize that creator is? a normal mortal here??? where is the RESPECT?? What The Fuck.

(also god i hated ap us history. good luck with that ap exams can be a Bitch!!) - teddy anon

spare link sir? pls-

anyway YES they’d fucking LOSE IT over you just being treated as Some Guy. immediately they’re like “oh no now i have to do everything” completely unaware that you’re thinkin the same because cmon you expect ANY of them to not break something?? like alhaithams gonna burn something w your stove and zhongli microwaves forks guaranteed. even the smart ones aren’t safe. diluc has a heart attack not when he learns about cars, but when he learns about drunk driving. all of them at one point have a crisis about how bad your world is and how you’re treated. you’re wondering how to gently tell them that elemental powers don’t exist here. they haven’t left the house yet and at this point you’re not sure if you want them to

[jrueships]

STOP they're so cute !!! i love them they're so cringe (lovingly) 🥰🥰 green and gup's awkward lil smiles.. alpeys :] in full force here!! Jabari faded into the lighting like a hallway spirit trying to peek into the photo 😭

GO GO GOO garuba GOOO!!!!!!

[cherishedteddie]

I like the idea of tracking things in my planner, but I don't know what's a worthwhile thing to keep tabs on. Poops? Moon phases? The weather?

[taylorsverz]

thinking abt what could’ve been (amezona) (tedstina) (jolex)

[kashverse]

uncle gogo = gojo, for those confused

career day at the sukuna household is not for the weak.

at the tender age of five, your daughter is no longer just a visitor at her father’s company. no. today, she is there for work. she arrives at the office in her best outfit—tiny blazer, tiny briefcase, tiny attitude—ready to take on the corporate world. sukuna, ever the supportive father, plays along.

"alright, kid," he says as they step into his office, adjusting the little lanyard around her neck that says junior executive (custom-made, obviously). "first day on the job. you ready?"

"mm-hmm." she nods seriously, clutching her briefcase like it holds state secrets. "good," sukuna smirks, ruffling her hair. "first order of business—don’t let the idiots boss you around."

"idiots like uncle gogo?" she asks.

"especially uncle gogo."

things go smoothly at first. your daughter sits in sukuna’s big chair, scribbling on documents (coloring books), occasionally nodding as if she understands corporate jargon. employees pop in to say hello, bringing little gifts—stickers, snacks, an absurdly large teddy bear that now sits beside her like an honorary executive.

but then, he arrives. a mid-level manager with a smile just a little too fake, eyes that linger just a little too long. your daughter, ever perceptive, immediately stiffens. the man kneels beside her chair, trying to look friendly. "and who is this little boss?" he asks, voice dripping with condescension. your daughter stares him down, face blank.

"…weird man," she declares.

the entire office goes silent. sukuna, who had been checking emails, slowly looks up.

"what?"

his daughter turns to him, completely unbothered.

"i don’t like weird man."

the manager laughs awkwardly. "kids, huh? always saying the darndest things." sukuna barely spares him a glance. "yeah. they do."

your daughter, meanwhile, has already moved on, humming as she arranges her teddy bear like it’s the new CFO. sukuna doesn’t think much of it at first. kids have weird instincts. but a few hours later—

"boss," one of his executives says, looking grim. "we have a problem." sukuna doesn’t look up from his laptop. "when don’t we?"

"it’s about him."

the name that follows is the same weird man his daughter had called out earlier. sukuna finally looks up.

"what about him?"

"he’s been embezzling funds. we just caught the discrepancies in the accounts—tens of thousands missing. and, uh..." the executive hesitates. "he’s also been at the center of multiple employee harassment complaints. HR covered it up, but—"

CRACK.

everyone in the office flinches. sukuna has broken his pen in half.

by the end of the day, weird man is ex-employee weird man. security drags him out kicking and screaming, and the company lawyers are already preparing a case. sukuna, meanwhile, sits back in his chair, arms crossed as he watches his daughter—his psychic daughter—methodically stacking staplers like it’s part of an intricate business strategy.

"so," he says, tapping his fingers against the desk. "you got anything else for me, little oracle?"

she looks up at him, blinking.

"uncle gogo steals candy from your office."

sukuna sighs. "of course he does."

[warningsine]