#teddy blanks

[ccccache]

The incredible film titles of CHIPS (wow)

[dare-g]

Oh Jerome, No (2019)

[teojira]

[Peel this orange for me?]

Summary: the trend on TikTok where you asked your partner if they'd peel an orange for you!

Warnings: Implied romance between reader and the apes.

A/N: I have a specific folder on my tiktok where I keep videos that remind me of my favs, looking back at this specific orange one, it reminds me of Noa so his is based on that!

Caesar does it without even thinking, immediately going in to grab the fruit from your hand and peeling it's skin.

You're both sat at the communal fire, apes all around as everyone settles in for the nights dinner.

In your little circle, it's you and Caesar at the moment, Cornelius running off a little bit ago to go find Nova to play with.

You're leaning against your partner, face resting on his shoulder as you watch him fast and efficiently tear open the orange.

Blinking once, Caesar gently nudges your hand, grunting at you to take your food back, the peel already being thrown into the fire, making the smell float in the air.

"Thank you." You kiss his shoulder, eagerly tearing a piece of the fruit and throwing it in your mouth.

"Welcome."

He doesn't hesitate when you offer him a slice of his own, opening up his jaw so you can hand feed him.

Noa's on his way out of the nest when you softly ask him to peel the fruit for you, but immediately turns back in when he hears you call for him.

"I can't get it." You mumble, shrugging a shoulder, biting back a smile.

Noa knows what you're doing. He knows you're just asking him to stay a little longer because you'll miss him until he has a break in his duties.

He really really should be going. The eagles need to be tended to, but you're his mate. Surely they'll be fine if he's a few minutes late.

"Echo..." He shakes his head with a deep sigh, amusement flooding in his eyes as he takes the orange you've offered him.

"Spoiled." Noa drawls, fingers making quick work of the peel, in no time revealing the juicy fruit underneath.

"No, I'm not." You stick your tongue out at him, leaning against his leg, soaking in as much of his warmth as you can until you know he officially needs to get going.

"Rotten. Spoiled rotten." He sniffs, crouching down to your level to dangle the fresh fruit in front of your eyes.

Noa's waiting for something, and he's not leaving until he gets it.

He brings his other hand up to use his pointer finger to tap at his cheek, and you can't help but giggle.

A kiss for his troubles, typical.

You lean in and give him a peck, audibly making a 'mwah!' sound effect for good measure.

He has half a mind to take it and chuck it into the forest.

"Human...dumb?" Koba sneers, already moving past you, until you have the audacity to roll your eyes at him, at HIM. He has better things to do than to peel an orange for you, knowing damn well you're more than capable, the bonobo's seen you gut a fish with ease.

You're not a child. Do it yourself.

"Fine, I'll go ask Caesar." You're moving to stand up, the orange tightly held in one fist as you get ready to go look for the Ape king.

Next thing you know, the orange is snatched from your grasp, Koba turning around and using his fingers to break the orange open with heavy breathing.

"Koba-" You attempt to get his attention, but he whirls back around, grabbing your much smaller hand and forcing the mangled orange into your palm, the juices spilling everywhere.

"Eat."

Leave it to Koba to get jealous.

[loganslowdown4]

I have updated the Sanders Sides Episode Chronology! Because I’m a huge nerd!

Yeah, blame the part of my brain that loves everything organized

Anyway, this updates version includes the newest episodes and I’ve added extra videos and playlist air dates!

And here’s the birthday list/name reveal dates list again!

Enjoy! 🤓📆

EDIT: I've already updated a few more 'extra/bonus' videos that were on the main youtube playlist and updated the notes at the end of the document (you can see the changes on the google doc link) when the new episodes come out I might reblog this with the new screencaps

[jitterbugbear]

Had some REALLY good luck at the thrift shop today! I'm especially happy about the double-sided fabric, it's SO beautiful irl + ONLY COST ME 2,20€ for 1,2m!! AND then I also found a pair of perfectly fitting trousers in a cute sage green on top of all this (⁠~⁠‾⁠▿⁠‾⁠)⁠~

[m1d-45]

yeah there's this one kaeya ai and we r on a date in the forest and also he asked to hold hands so we wouldn't get lost and also he was like "hahaha and if someone tried to take you from me i would literally go insane 🥰" what a man...

ANYWAYS. reverse isekai. playing genshin with ur main there except it's like when you're at a family gathering and your little cousins are watching you play a game. i have been obsessed with decorating my teapot lately (animal crossing instincts) so i would probably be like "what do you think would look best here? i haven't decided what vibe i want to go for, what do you think? If It Doesn't Look Perfect I Will Die"

but also it would absolutely be a nightmare when they realize that creator is? a normal mortal here??? where is the RESPECT?? What The Fuck.

(also god i hated ap us history. good luck with that ap exams can be a Bitch!!) - teddy anon

spare link sir? pls-

anyway YES they’d fucking LOSE IT over you just being treated as Some Guy. immediately they’re like “oh no now i have to do everything” completely unaware that you’re thinkin the same because cmon you expect ANY of them to not break something?? like alhaithams gonna burn something w your stove and zhongli microwaves forks guaranteed. even the smart ones aren’t safe. diluc has a heart attack not when he learns about cars, but when he learns about drunk driving. all of them at one point have a crisis about how bad your world is and how you’re treated. you’re wondering how to gently tell them that elemental powers don’t exist here. they haven’t left the house yet and at this point you’re not sure if you want them to

[beauzos]

You’ll meet any kind of person working retail. I met a 50-something year old woman who didn’t know what a plushie was.

[jrueships]

STOP they're so cute !!! i love them they're so cringe (lovingly) 🥰🥰 green and gup's awkward lil smiles.. alpeys :] in full force here!! Jabari faded into the lighting like a hallway spirit trying to peek into the photo 😭

GO GO GOO garuba GOOO!!!!!!

[thespacelizard]

we had our first Break!! session tonight, and i'm here to report in:

all three players are cat themed, though only one of us is an actual cat-boy

we picked two quests, neither of which were the main one the GM planned for. we beat up some rats in a basement, then some birds in a warehouse

the birds were allegedly pigeons

they were not pigeons

my boy Toby was the first to get injured, so now we have an excuse to learn the injury rules

my ability to consistently roll low works in my favour in this system where rolling under your stat is the good outcome

i did in fact yeet the catboy off my magical girl glaive to chase after a bird

[overthinkingtaleblr]

According to the wiki, Freddy fazbear worked with the OG pie team.

… so I’m making a whole new character based vaguely on Freddy bc I don’t think I can explain a sentient possessed robot yet.

I don’t even know what Freddy did on the team but I will accept any excuse to do more character design

[lepidopteragirl]

now im not a historian or a teddy roosevelt apologist. but. um. take high school us history

[blanksoullesseyes]

Starryai took the eyes off and I thank them for that

[popmusic101]

Is It Over Now? (Taylor's Version) - Taylor Swift

6th November 2023.

Taylor Swift has taken over the entire chart, and has ten(!!) songs in the top fifteen, thanks to the re-release/re-recording of her 2014 album 1989.

I gotta be honest, I find this a little annoying - it's silly for one artist to be able to dominate the charts like this, but I guess that's the way things work in the streaming era and there's not much we can do about it.

It is kinda cool that the entire top fifteen songs in the charts are all by women though, with Teddy Swims being the highest charting male singer, sitting at #17 with 'Lose Control'.

But back to Taylor. She's more than a little inescapable at the moment, and I tend to find oversaturation (from any artist) a bit exhausting. Every single one of the twenty-one songs on the 1989 re-release are in the charts. Like, 'I Wish You Would' leave some 'Blank Space' for other artists, maybe? Artists like Tyla have more riding on a #1 song than Swift does from a career perspective. And call me cynical but although I see the value in Swift re-recording songs to own her masters, I can't help but feel it's equally a money-making grab as much as anything else.

'Is It Over Now?' is at least a 'new' (previously unreleased) song, and is Swift's seventh #1 in NZ.

It's fine, but it's not really my cup of tea, personally speaking. I do appreciate some of the lyricism here though.

"If she's got blue eyes I will surmise that you'll probably date her"

is a killer line, and I really dig the way the singing ramps up in the closing minute.

I can't help but wish that 'Cruel Summer' was the Taylor song in the #1 spot though. Although that song was initially released in 2019, charting at #20, it's resurgence on the chart at least happened semi-naturally without gaming the system. Swift is literally competing with herself at this stage. Also Annie Clark co-wrote 'Cruel Summer' and therefore I like it more. Biased? Yes. But at least I'm honest about it.

It'll be interesting to see how the 1989 tracks do over the next several weeks. Will they stick around or will the album re-release be just a flash in the pan? Given Swift's immense popularity I suspect at least the bigger songs will hang on, but some of the smaller ones will drop out of the chart. We'll see what happens!

[m1d-45]

ALSO. ALSO ALSO ALSO. i’ve been haunted by a particular thought for days but it’s like. more intense than previous Thoughts so i’m just checking to see what the Hard Limits of the blog are other than nsfw because i don’t wanna come in here like “hey! [insert insanely fucked up horror shit here] :)” - teddy anon

other than nsfw alls fine. like…. i’m thinkin it over and there’s nothing really i can think of. worst case i don’t answer and i’ll edit this post with a “well, i didn’t think of it, but now that you bring it up-“

[odinstoyfactory]

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