#technoblade stream

[royalarchivist]

Technoblade: I'd just lurk in his stream chat, and he'd mention like "Oh yeah, Technoblade–" blah blah blah, and I'd be like [Leans into the mic] "Hello." And he'd be like "HEH?!?!"

Phil: "Hi mate."

Technoblade: You thought you could say my name without me being there?

Phil: "I'm always watching, mate."

Technoblade: [Laughs]

[theminecraftbee]

"i'm ready to start stabbing people and be like 'the final natural disaster. is man.'" I MISS TECHNOBLADE SO MUCH MAN.

[breadanddough]

going through my screenshots and unearthed this gem

[kelbinajim]

So i heard we got a good ending

aka one last dsmp work (im sure ive said that like three times now)

inspired by this https://x.com/clem_emeralds/status/1850909255454613738

the house is cluttered and warm and alive with love and care

tommy and tubbo are finally able to relax. they have calmed down a bit. gained some weight. lost those eye bags. the light back in their eyes,,,

[tripleefs]

One of my fav og sbi moments thats not in any compilation vids since it takes place over the course of a heated mexican lmanberg negotiations stream and completely off camera...

(I finally compiled it myself because I couldn't find it anywhere and for your viewing pleasure!)

Edit: keeping this up for technoblade crumbs but f wilbur soot

Bonus:

[viktorscane]

while most ppl think that techno is the more chaotic part of emduo, i think it’s worth mentioning that both in the antarctic empire and in the dsmp phil pushed and advocated for violence at the drop of a dime.

ae!phil messaging ae!techno that they should just kill everyone at the saint-malo trials rather than come to a peaceful conclusion.

c!phil pushing for the destruction of l’manburg at all costs and encouraging c!techno to destroy more & more & more even when the country lay in ruins.

when c!techno and the voices are satisfied, and the fire has dulled to nothing but sparks and ash; c!phil will always be the first one to add fuel to the fire.

[metrixnos]

Grief means you cared.

[simplepotatofarmer]

happy three year anniversary to this stream and this stream only

[sprainedankleproductions]

a common problem when drawing technoblade memes

[crowfatherd]

sillies

[royalarchivist]

Sneeg: ...Fit? What is that? WHAT IS THAT?

Phil: Fit came prepared, dude. It's a legit Minecraft nuke!

Techno: Wait– what the heck is that?

Phil: An End Crystal, he was about to use that to yeet someone.

Grunks (?): Techno is not aware of the 2B2T culture, I see...

Techno: Uh, I am not.

Technoblade learns about End Crystal PvP from Philza and our favorite 2B2T veteran, FitMC! ⚔️💥

[Full Subtitle Transcript ↓ ]

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Sneeg: ...Fit? What is that? WHAT IS THAT?

Phil: Fit- Fit came prepared, dude.

Fit: That's right!

Techno: OH– Fit has the nukes!

Phil: It's a legit Minecraft nuke!

Fit: I didn't get to use any of my weapons!

Techno: Wait– what the heck is that?

Phil: An End Crystal, he was about to use that to yeet someone.

Techno: [Laughs]

Grunks (?): Techno is not aware of the 2B2T culture, I see...

Fit: Ohhh.

Techno: Uh, I am not.

Phil: You see the obsidian he placed down over there next to that plane?

Techno: Yeah?

Phil: That was gonna be a blast radius of like, a huge Creeper– charged Creeper explosion.

Techno: Oh snap.

Phil: You know when you fight the Dragon and those towers have the explosive bits on the top?

Techno: Yeah?

Phil: Yeah, he's holding- he's holding one of those explosive bits.

Techno: I'm just gonna get launched.

[A black transition screen with text that reads: "1 year 7 months later..."]

Ranboo: There he is, there he is!

Techno: [Spots an End Crystal on the ground and picks it up]

Phil: I can't see him.

Ranboo: I can't- I can't–

Squidkid: HE'S HOLDING NETHER CRYSTALS!

Ranboo: Oh god– OH NO!

Phil: OHHH!!!

Squidkid: He's holding Nether crystals!

Ranboo: Wait, is he trying to Nether Crys– Or wait– is he trying to End Crystal us?

Techno: [Lying] I don't know how to do that!

Squidkid: If he tries, half of his dogs are gonna disappear!

Ranboo: [Overlapping with Squidkid] You're right, he wouldn't know how to do THAT.

Techno: More dogs, Chat! More dogs! It's the only way!

Clip sources:

SMP Earth: Battle of the Pit - Timestamp: 11m 30s

Minecraft But Viewers Control The Game (the charity event Techno did for the Sarcoma Foundation) - Timestamp: 2h 8m

[nomsfaultau]

still can’t believe cctechno read anarchist literature to increase the accuracy of his Minecraft rp oc

[rainystressed247]

Boo! Got cha!

[draphty]

Stream 22: Wilbur Soot and Technoblade BETRAY L’Manberg (dream smp)

Over two years ago, I started the pretty ambitious project of drawing fanart for every Tubbo Dream smp stream (that I could find). Here’s fanart for the twenty second stream

[miyani]

Something I made for the One Of Us Global charity event!

Don't forget to donate! :D

[cherryskeletoncake]

Thinking about techno and quackity in the dream smp… such a unique dynamic <3