#team rocket's blasting off again

[gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

mkay so at this point I have decided that instead of dealing with billionaire-bizarro-land, lets send all our aspiring trillionaire-conglomorates up in a space shuttle on their merry way to Mars or whatever planet they want to colonise. We don't want you here and neither do you, so get outta here and into your privately owned villa in your privately owned country on your privately owned planet and let us handle the earth we actually love and want to rehabilitate. Enjoy your space rocks like the robot aliens you are and we will try to undo the damage you've done. Thank you!

[trueblue5]

He'll be fine

Lmao what the frick is this???

Asfidgurrhi9fhiygjofdi

[turns-out-its-adhd]

[microrockets]

i love you kin’emon 🗣️‼️

[beatcroc]

deeply unserious videogame.

+ some external alt views bc jesus christ

[newsave]

hey gang, wanted to drop in and make a post saying that i think i'm gonna be signing off for good :"3 my boyfriend is moving in soon and we're working on creative projects and redoing the house and so much other fun stuff that i'm more focused on. i don't need this escape anymore, yknow?

it's been fun. also traumatic, but we look on the bright side.

have a nice life friends! grateful for all of you. <3

[shironezuninja]

Still can’t find time to myself.

[taskforcedistortion]

This is the official Taskforce Distortion account. Before anything, we will answer some questions for you.

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What is Taskforce Distortion? Taskforce Distortion is a group focused on the protection of the Multiverse. It is ran under multiple divisions; the Rocket Division, the Aqua Division, the Magma Division, the Galactic Division, the Plasma Division, the Skull Division and the (new) Star Division. Our leader keeps their identity hidden for the safety of all involved, however we all run under guidelines set by them.

What is the purpose of each division? The Rocket Division monitors the activity of "Teams" both active and not. This division having access to top of the line security and surveillance systems to monitor such activity. Any unusual activity will be reported to the leader and a plan of dispatch will be acted upon with swiftness. The Aqua and Magma Division share responsibilities of monitoring irregular seismic activity in the current universe's planet, as to not let a catastrophic event similar to that of the Hoenn incident ever happen again. A smaller responsibility is to also monitor the health of the oceans and land to try and fight back pollution and habitat damage. The Galactic Division monitors the Distortion world, keeping an eye on the activity of the Giratina to make sure they do not cause havoc to any universes that reside in said plane of existence. The Plasma Division monitors known pokemon breeders and professional trainers to prevent illegal activity, be it pokemon abuse or inhumane training methods that don't necessarily fall under the league or law's definition of abuse. The Skull Division is our eyes on the ground, sent out to monitor areas of interest along with the Rocket Division. And finally the Star Division, which isn't a full division, as there is only one member, however it is one of the most important additions as it's lead member is a prodigy hacker, allowing us much farther reach than before.

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[disneyfanatic1993]

💜DOUBLE TROUBLE💖

🚀 Prepare for trouble.

Make it double.🚀

I really love Team Rocket so much!!! (And yes, I ship them.)

[n2y88]

Sheikah researched on zonai, right?

[trapped-twins]

𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓

hey guys! my names adam faulkner - which you might know me from my friend's band's blog @wr4th-of-the-gods.. lark taught me how to make one of these so i thought i'd whip one up for me and my brother david just for fun

before anyone asks;

yes, we are jigsaw survivors

yes, we are twins

no, we did not enjoy the traps

yes, we do work for jigsaw (unwillingly but yk)

no, we do not like scott

just thought id get that out of the way. christ what else?

i use he/him i guess - i think thats important. davids turn

Yo! I'm David, Adam's brother. Honestly, I don't know how to work this too well but we're gonna try. As Adam said we thought it would be fun. At some point we might drag our other brother on here but not yet. (we found him. thank you tucker) Adam kinda summed up everything so I don't have too much to say, but I hope we have fun and no creepy people get into our dms

hi guys...im back... most of my info is in the band blog but ill sum it up here hi! im annon! this is my second rp blog so i may be a little sucky still the boys are both color coded (if its not obvious), adam being purple and david being green both boys are apprentices - i might write out stuff about that..lmk if thats something yall will want

i see alot of stuff about specs being their triplet and thats still happenin! i have in fact watched his movies- i just dont play specs..a good friend of mine does! (their blog is in the tags, go follow them!) i own four other blogs - the band rp blog; @wr4th-of-the-gods zep hindle rp blog; @zippyzep jigsaws disciples rp blog; @jigsaws-disciples scott tibbs' mom rp blog; @coolest-mom-with-the-coolest-son and my main blog; @one-annon no major boundaries, interact how you want! I do prefer asks are from people 15 and up, just a personal preference. i am open for dm rps or plot rps! anything works, like i said i dont mind. PLEASE be respectful though. as david said, dont be creepy

TAGS adam ; #you dont really know why but you wanna justify ripping someones head off! ➸ ADAM ↪break stuff - limp bizkit david ; #i play russian roulette every day- a mans sport- with a bullet called life! ➸ DAVID ↪sugar - system of a down ooc ; #MANN GEGEN MANN! ➸ OOC/ANNON ↪mann gegen mann - rammstein blog ; #trapped twins blog roleplays; #watch out for that piranha! ➸ roleplays ↪rock lobster - the b-52s tag games; #i cant take what youre putting me through! ➸ tag games ↪you make me feel so dead - pitbull daycare headcanons; #i wrote you and told you you were the biggest fish out here! ➸ headcanons ↪lost in hollywood - system of a down duos ; #they'll never be able to separate jekyll from hyde! ➸ david and adam ↪confrontation - anthony warlow from jekyll and hyde the gothic musical thriller w/ @a-muscle-the-size-of-your-fist ; #im gonna give you my love - wanna whole lotta love? ➸ david and logan ↪whole lotta love - led zeppelin w/ @wrathofthegodsfrontman ; #to make things right you need someone to hold you tight ➸ scott and adam ↪tainted love - soft cell (cover by marylin manson) #team rocket is blasting off again! ➸ david adam specs ↪erm..team rocket? from pokemon? #she knows that im a man! she knows that im a moron! ➸ david and specs ↪go man go - alice cooper #and can you hear the sounds of hysteria? ➸ adam and specs ↪american idiot - greenday

[mezzie-draws]

I was rewatching the Drawfee draws themselves as team rocket and decided I wanted one too >:) This is my partner, Chicken Nugget the Arcanine

[areyouafraidofdating]

I feel this some days; lol 😂

[raisondetriment]

MAXIE: (adjusts glasses, looks at tablet) Let’s go over your accomplishments. You’ve established strongholds all throughout this region.

GIACOMO: Yeah.

ARCHIE: You’ve trained a sizeable crew of grunts to fight together under your banner.

MELA: Okay, and?

GHETSIS: Your own Pokemon teams totally outclass the local Gym Leaders in terms of strength.

ATTICUS: Verily.

CYRUS: You’ve constructed battle vehicles of impressive size, weight, and speed which combine with a local Pokemon, changing its type and making it far more fearsome than other Pokemon of its level.

ORTEGA: That’s right!

LYSANDRE: And... what were you hoping to accomplish by all of this? What are your goals?

MELA: We’re gonna make those bullies pay!!!

(a few beats to let the adults process this)

GIOVANNI: Have you ever considered setting your sights... higher? With your considerable talents, so unappreciated by these foolish adults that try to stifle them... surely you are more suited to assuming a leadership role than this shortsighted older generation.

GIACOMO: What’re you trying to say?

GHETSIS: He’s trying to say you’ve already almost CONQUERED this region, you self-righteous little brats!!!

(stunned silence)

ERI: You guys, I think these jerks are really bad news!! I’ll hold them off while you run!!

GIACOMO: (Rotom phone flying out of his pocket) Boss, did you get all that? I think we gotta bail.

CASSIOPEIA: Way ahead of you, Momo.

(five Starmobiles suddenly roll up and surround the Rainbow Rocket Bosses)

ARCHIE: ...nice going, Patches.

MAXIE: We really can’t take him anywhere.

GHETSIS: I can HEAR you, you assho-

[REVAROOM used WICKED TORQUE!]

[almond-tofu-chan]

Jessie and James are bisexual because one of them is a gay man and one of them is a lesbian woman (idk which is which) and together they’re bisexual

[whynotjustamber]

Savanna

Vivillon #666