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challengers twitter pointed out something very cool: art's coach speaking to him in german!
the subs says "just invite her to serve." (which doesn't make any sense? and art doesn't even go to her after that lmao?) but he apparently actually says "wirf den ball etwas höher." which means "throw the ball a little higher.".
so art knows what patrick's house looks like which means he went there, he understands when his coach speaks to him in german and he's the only one who can pronounce "zweig", a german surname, the right way.
art learning german for patrick and spending holidays with him and his family is canon, i don't make the rules.


#challengers#art donaldson#patrick zweig#idk if a lot of people actually noticed that but i didn't so!!#showing intimacy in such subtle ways... challengers knows how to talk to me#artrick#patrickart#artpatrick#“ZWWWWEIG” lol#anyway putting little nice things like this for non english speakers only to understand is so cool#this with germans#pensiero stupendo for italians#“l'oeuf” track (beach scene) being pronounced “love” for the french#to me; a french person; “l'oeuf” sounds more like “laugh” but i don't see why it would be called like that#and “love” obviously fits the track and their discussion on the beach wayyyy more so#anyway i love it#idk if i prefer art learning german for patrick OR patrick teaching art some german#art wanting to learn SO patrick taught him is the best i think
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Stupid Inkmare teacher AU idea that I stole somewhere

#I am not good with clothes#Ink and Nightmare are married and has too much time on their hands after the truce and decides to become teachers in a random modern AU#With the help of the AU's Creator after some convincing and attempts to act normal in front of everyone in said modern AU#Ink is an English teacher while Nightmare is a history teacher#I do not know jack shit about teaching#and neither do they#Ink has 5 kids#Nightmare is the father of only one of them#ink sans#nightmare sans#inkmare#nightink#nightmare sans x ink sans#ink sans x nightmare sans#utmv#sans au#fanart#doodles#digital art#artists on tumblr#my art#digital fanart
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headcannon that albus is a math genius he just never knew because they don’t teach fucking math at hogwarts
#scorbus#scorpius malfoy#albus severus potter#harry potter#hpcc#headcannon as well that after mcgonagall retires the new headmaster implements normal fucking classes like MATH and english#how u gonna teach only magic these kids are going to be dumb asf#HOW ARE YOU NOT GOING TO TEACH MATH AT HOGWARTS???? whoooooo is managing the finances of wizarding companies because it sure as hell is not#goblins
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waiting for marvel to take you up as their comic artist so that we can have amazing art with cherik official storyline
marvel hire me to draw professor x and magneto making out sloppy style for forty issues straight you will get a BAJILLION dollars i promise
#fave#snap chats#'professor x' what are you a cop. moving on#vjeLKVJEALKV thank you much my friend one can only dream .....#you know whats so funny tho this just reminds me how like. My Number One Cheerleader was my highschool english teacher#she also ran the comic club in case thats relevant. because i was a part of that club OBVIOUSLY#i used to want to be a comic book artist but now i dont but anyway as a part of this club we'd have to draw comics sometimes#and alllll the time my teach would be so happy to get my stuff and she'd always be like#'[Snap] please promise me you'll never give up comics i want to read a comic from you one day' and stuff like that#i think id throw up laughing if i got to email her one day like 'omg hey teach 1.) im not a moody teenager anymore#2.) i got to work for marvel check it out <3' and i have to send her old man yaoi JLVKEJLKAEVJE#FUNNIEST TIMELINE IN THE WORLD I'D ACTUALLY DIE LIKE PLEAAAASSEE THATS ALL I COULD EVER WANT IN LIFE#on the realest note tho i didnt appreciate her enthusiasm enough. i wish i could tell her thank you someday#i think of her a lot whenever im in the dumps about my work she really is one of my biggest motivators#like i guess i COULD just shoot an email. maybe if i actually do something cool with comics or something#i dont even know if she remembers me so it'd just be bizarre wouldnt it#ANYWAYS. sappy story time's over theres a matcha crepe cake with my name on it BYYYYYEEEEE
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Ace Attorney crossover where, in very typical Phoenix Wright fashion, he's neglected to find out WHO IN HELL his newest client is until he's sitting right across from him at the detention center's visitation room, and he's forced to confront the fact that he's going to bat for a murderous clown who IS innocent this time around
Aka: Ace Attorney crossover, but ClownPierce is his client--
#yea so im cooking chat#can you SEE the vision#phoenix panicking bc clowns assassin status is a secret told with OPEN doors — everyone knows it but nobody can prove it#clown being the most respectful client phoenix has ever had and somehow STILL the most deranged#something something clownzy at some point bc these bad bitches cant be kept appart from each other#uhhhhhh the real killer isssss oh man idk. fuckin. uh#what would be the funniest option???#reddoons? ashswag?? minutetech maybe??? idk man I've not watched lifesteal enough to know the dynamics#in my head the real killer is branzy who gets away with it and only did it bc he was trying to court clown with that#(bc OFC he would)#and takes them all out on a dinner as an apology#maya is all in for whatever the fuck is this weird shit going on#she's having the time of her life#maya is like. using clown as a climbing gym and speaking to him and doing her weird medium tricks with him#he's probably teaching her how to use a knife and how to disarm a man thrice her size in 20 different ways#the only reason phoenie isn't stopping him is bc he's still kinda traumatized from the whole matt engarde debacle#i think the only infinitely funnier option to this is if BRANZY is the defendant#mostly bc clown bursting into the court waiting room to chastise branzy and make sure hes okay and be menacingly standing in a corner is-#-my personal peak comedy honestly#also just bc phoenix would get constant peeks at the bloodthirsty creature living in his veins...#also is it peek? peak? peek right???#fuck english#just.#imagine it#phoenix being mildly terrified of what everyone considers is a wet poodle lost in ikea#anyway#demon rambles™#ace attorney#ace attorney phoenix wright#clownpierce
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Slowly realizing that I was taught twice as much about the bubonic plague than I was about the shoah. I feel like that's telling. We never learned anything about the shoah specifically, just that the axis and allied powers existed, that Pearl Harbor happened, and we won. Because those are, apparently, the only important parts of WWII
#jumblr#jewish politics#jewish history#personal thoughts tag#antisemitism tw#shoah tw#shoah mention tw#i knew that the black plague killed ~33% of europe but not that the shoah killed over 50% of jews in europe. what's up with that.#i only 'discovered' and learned about this outside of school. one of the largest genocides in WORLD history? we don't need to teach that! 🫥#and i took MANY kinds of history classes in my (public) school. they were honors classes too! world history classes!!!!!!#i only took a class specific to the US three times (once for general US history then twice for state history classes)#wait! we did read one short story by elie wiesel in my AP english class. in my senior year of high school.#i can't specifically remember which story it was :/ it absolutely wasn't Night besause i read that on my own#no this isn't me saying that we shouldn't have learned about the plague - it was a horrific time period. but so was the shoah
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harried community college professor davey and night class single father student jack. is that something.
#jack waiting until graduation day to make a move bc he thinks (correctly) that davey will reject him if he's a student#jack is like. three years older than davey. this is davey's first job after graduating undergrad he's working on his doctorate#he teaches some form of english and jack is like hey sorry I'm so bad at this it just Really isn't my subject#he goes to office hours once a week (when his schedule permits it) and davey is like yeah you are struggling ngl. but we'll get through thi#anyway. it is something but will it ever be more than this post?#only if people enable me :)#newsies#jack kelly#davey jacobs#javid
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"I loved you... best I could"
No honey, you didn't even try… or at least not from the events we've seen. Maybe he was talking about old times? Because I can't recall anything he did or said that can make me think that Ed actually care so much for Izzy (but correct me if I'm wrong, there may have been little details that I didn't notice).
#The only thing that I can think of is the fact that Ed#didn't take action against Izzy turning Stede over to the English when he came back.#This line made me scream inside but I can't stop thinking that it's just a lie :(#Our Flag Means Death#OFMD#OFMD Season 2#OFMD S2 Spoilers#Blackbeard#Edward Teach#Izzy Hands
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I love love love that the ccs will be forced to use the translator in order to communicate with the new ccs joining qsmp because that’s what it’s there for!!!!! it’s a translator!!! use it to translate, even if both of you are able to speak the same language!
I don’t see enough people use the translator, especially when the ccs are both able to speak (usually) english, and it’s still great that they can speak easier if they speak the same language, but the language barrier is one of the causes for the creation of the qsmp! Let the language barrier be a barrier in the first place, and let the translator do the work it was meant to do!
Let people who physically can’t speak the same language interact! It’s part of what makes qsmp qsmp, and even though it has impacted hugely just from adding people who generally create content and talk in different languages, I do think it somewhat lacks in the people speaking different languages category, because while that is true, it is also somewhat untrue in that all of the ccs can speak one of the same language (usually english), even if they’re not a natural at it!
Now, that’s not a bad thing at all! But, it does blur the speaking different languages problem that was meant to occur in qsmp. They speak different languages! Let them speak whatever language they want and let the translator do the work! Again, that is what it is there for! It is a translator! (I’m looking at you twitter)
And even if it takes a million repeats of the same sentence for someone to finally get what another person is trying to say, a hundred fuck-ups of the translation or a thousand language barrier/cultural miscommunications, again, qsmp was made for this to happen! It was made so people who come from different backgrounds and are usually unable to interact because of cultural/language barriers can interact, whether it start out negative or positive!
And I trust them (the ccs and fans) to communicate if controversy/confusion happens culturally and language-wise, and (hopefully) for the fans to not turn anything minor** into a huge drama, so I am extremely excited to see the ccs be forced into using the translator!
#I love love love when people use the translator so much like YOU CAN SPEAK DIFFERENT LANGUAGES AND STILL UNDERSTAND EACHOTHER#I just find it so fucking cool as someone who can only speak english fluently#qsmp#qsmp 2024#I love hearing people talk in their native langauges even if I don’t understand shit it’s like woah you can speak and understand this whole#vocabulary without a second thought and I can’t??? Speak to me more in hopes that I will someday because I WANT TO#I want to learn languages so bad but I am caught between two to learn first because i cannot speak my own secondary language that more than#50% of my relatives CAN so I’m like I should learn that first but also spanish french and portuguese is RIGHT THERE and the one I should#learn first is so much harder to learn because of accessibility to lessons and just people who can teach it in general and also school lol#I’m not gonna say the language because I’m 90% sure nobody will know what it is but it is a tonal language which makes it much harder to#learn
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i dont get why i cant just under stand like evry language in the world . like theyre saying words why cant i just lock in and know what they mean
#heard my dad speaking to his dad in danish on the phoen earlier and was like . man#dear father freak you for not teaching me danish#also dear mother freak uou for not speaking cantonese after my little sister was born#stuck speaking only english and like four words of canto#rave rambles#language
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man can march break get here any sooner im so sick of this
#I can’t school anymore#im gonna cry#I don’t even have time for my silly little hyperfixations#who thought forcing English speaking immigrants to only speak French by only teaching them in French was a good idea#who thought this was a good idea
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guys kit and rachel’s romeo and juliet has change my brain chemistry it’s all i can fucking think of
#just talking into the void#romeo and juliet#i’m a shakespeare defender till i die#the only reason yall don’t like romeo and juliet is bc english teachers teach it wrong#also why are we reading it freshman year of high school… i needs to be tought senior year#i’ll die on this hill
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I just met up with a former classmate and she reminded me that we actually didn't learn shit in English class so I have a question:
Disclaimer: fluency does not mean "can pass for a native speaker" you can have an accent or have a few odd phrases here and there and still be fluent.
If you didn't have English as a foreign language subject, either because it was your native language or you didn't have English in school at all, feel free to reblog but please don't vote. I intentionally left it out because I knew it would skew the results.
#vitpost#Tumblr polls#only memories I have of grade school English class are ones where I got scolded for being 'wrong'#because the teacher didn't know all the words I was using >:(#and the teacher coming up to me after class and asking why my pronounciation was so good.#she sure didn't teach me that
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guys. important questions.
what would zara sool, corsica jones, and eugenia shadow teach in a non magical setting
#corsica as the health teacher maybe?#i feel like eugenia is maybe like the badass history teacher who was at all the protests she’s teaching you about#but i was also thinking zara as history idk#jace is an english teacher#porter doubles as the gym teacher and auto shop teacher#the only hs ik that has an auto shop is east high from hsm#but natalie said it and i trust natalie w my life so#anyway lucilla is the chorus teacher terpsichore is dance and halo is theatre#starbreaker#fhjy
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anyway the construct of the US as a monolingual anglophone nation is on multiple levels a white supremacist construct long before it is a reality
#all usamericans are monolingual! ok friend have you ever visited uh.... the city of LA?#there's a difference between a state being monolingual on a POLICY level and on the level of... actual speakers#some of you casually repeat republican talking points with casually reaffirming the definition of a usamerican as a monolingual english#speaker for clowning purposes. or something#another topic is the fact that the US's terrible track record of a) heritage language transmission and b) teaching children NEW langauges#are results of active policy changes#schools don't teach children langauges because they are not GIVEN money to teach children languages because langauges are not registered as#essential subjects on a national policy level#affecting disproportionately poorer public schools#furthermore outright english only legislation which in many states actively prevents bilingual education#finally: the idea of a united states that's english speaking at ALL is the result of the land theft and genocide of indigenous peoples#many indigenous communities are working to reclaim their languages and have to face the monolingual english policy and funding allotment
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I might be getting a job!!! :D
#English teaching at a fancy language school#the only con of the whole thing is that they expect me to Present Conservatively#bc the students are all adults and they might already not take someone seriously who is 22 but looks 16#the issue with Presenting Conservatively is that I'm the faggiest tranny creature on the face of earth#and I have piercings that I'd rather not say goodbye to 😔#I don't pass yet but I also no longer pass as a woman so we shall see how it goes#I had the (successful) interview today but I have an in-person meeting tomorrow where I'll watch a few of their classes#to see if they like my vibe and I like their vibe#so please wish me luck I really need this job fhsjfhkshdjd#personal
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